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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   Couple busted for stealing sex toys from Walmart. Sex toys. Walmart. Let those images marinate in your mind for a bit   (cleveland.com) divider line 123
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2014-08-29 04:36:13 PM  
I'm sure the camouflage "Dick Dynasty" ones were the first to be taken.
 
2014-08-29 04:43:26 PM  
images.uscargocontrol.com

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= Redneck strap-on!!
 
2014-08-29 04:47:31 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2014-08-29 04:49:52 PM  
Anything can be a sex toy if you're brave enough.
 
2014-08-29 04:53:06 PM  
Idiots. I get mine at Costco. They have buy one get one free on the 50 count pack of assorted dildos.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-08-29 04:59:12 PM  
It's not the stealing that bothers me as much as the people who use them then put them back on the shelves.
 
2014-08-29 05:02:38 PM  

ZAZ: It's not the stealing that bothers me as much as the people who use them then put them back on the shelves.


Worked with a guy who did that with deodorant once..

I check every one I buy now.
 
2014-08-29 05:06:37 PM  
Paper bags are sold everywhere.
 
2014-08-29 05:08:20 PM  
So how does one reformat their mind so that I may forget that this may exist
 
2014-08-29 05:08:27 PM  
In other news, walmart sells sex toys...film at 11
 
2014-08-29 05:12:23 PM  
Oh, that's NAAAAASTY
 
2014-08-29 05:12:23 PM  
Are we sure it wasn't just an immersion blender attachment?
 
2014-08-29 05:12:28 PM  
Sam Walton would not approve
 
2014-08-29 05:12:45 PM  
Twinkies and a giant tub of Crisco?
 
2014-08-29 05:12:46 PM  

ZAZ: It's not the stealing that bothers me as much as the people who use them then put them back on the shelves.


I was in Goodwill one day and on the shelf was a second hand sex toy for seniors.
 
2014-08-29 05:13:26 PM  

dolphinsgonwild: film at 11


I would go with "rancid, sticky, tuna-smelling coating" but hey, "film" is fine, if it helps you sleep at night.
 
2014-08-29 05:15:09 PM  

markie_farkie: ZAZ: It's not the stealing that bothers me as much as the people who use them then put them back on the shelves.

Worked with a guy who did that with deodorant once..

I check every one I buy now.


Dear god. I will be checking from now on. Never even occurred to me. But, I can't remember ever getting one where the little foil piece had been pulled off.
 
2014-08-29 05:15:15 PM  
Wow. $30.00 in "SEX TOYS" from Walmart? REALLY? They have much more fum in jail.


This is why you don't do things like this. If they have family and friends like mine, they will hear about thisbforever!
 
2014-08-29 05:16:16 PM  

dolphinsgonwild: In other news, walmart sells sex toys...film at 11


Walmart online is the best place to buy hitachi magic wands...

/the more you know
 
2014-08-29 05:16:18 PM  
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2014-08-29 05:16:44 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-29 05:17:02 PM  
Walmart has sex toys?  Did they mean a bottle of lube and condoms?
 
2014-08-29 05:17:05 PM  
It was probably that Trojan condom vibrating thing.
 
2014-08-29 05:18:49 PM  

limeyfellow: ZAZ: It's not the stealing that bothers me as much as the people who use them then put them back on the shelves.

I was in Goodwill one day and on the shelf was a second hand sex toy for seniors.


"Sex toy for seniors"? 0_o   What is it, self guiding?
 
2014-08-29 05:18:59 PM  

BigBenny: Idiots. I get mine at Costco. They have buy one get one free on the 50 count pack of assorted dildos.


What you might do with a Costco-sized box of dildos (NSFW).
 
2014-08-29 05:19:27 PM  
Lots of unexpected vendors sell sex toys.  They just call them Personal Massagers, and indicate that you should rub it on your jaw line.
 
2014-08-29 05:19:43 PM  

topcat68: [img.fark.net image 353x280]


My brother-in-law is convinced those are named ZAWZAW, despite me repeatedly showing him the logo.
 
2014-08-29 05:19:55 PM  
Picture the average Walmart shopper. Now picture yourself having sex with the average Walmart shopper. Don't you think you'll need some sort of external device to get you off? I know I would.
 
2014-08-29 05:19:58 PM  

limeyfellow: ZAZ: It's not the stealing that bothers me as much as the people who use them then put them back on the shelves.

I was in Goodwill one day and on the shelf was a second hand sex toy for seniors.


How do you know it was for seniors? Did it say that on the second-hand label?
 
2014-08-29 05:21:11 PM  

HideMonkey: limeyfellow: ZAZ: It's not the stealing that bothers me as much as the people who use them then put them back on the shelves.

I was in Goodwill one day and on the shelf was a second hand sex toy for seniors.

How do you know it was for seniors? Did it say that on the second-hand label?


Because it smelled like Ben-Gay and Poligrip.
 
2014-08-29 05:21:16 PM  

kxs401: Anything can be a sex toy if you're brave enough.


img.fark.net
 
2014-08-29 05:21:18 PM  
They sell sex toys at cvs too. Trojan has their own ummmm personal massager and there is another one that ive seen with some fancy sounding foreign name.

They are usually right next to the condoms....its no wonder you missed it...youre not getting laid obviously.
 
2014-08-29 05:21:59 PM  

markie_farkie: topcat68: [img.fark.net image 353x280]

My brother-in-law is convinced those are named ZAWZAW, despite me repeatedly showing him the logo.


markie-YOU would be correct!
 
2014-08-29 05:24:59 PM  

SBinRR: Lots of unexpected vendors sell sex toys.  They just call them Personal Massagers, and indicate that you should rub it on your jaw line.


In my younger days I was visiting my grandparents and got a bad case of the giggles when I was looking through one of the catalogs that they had sitting around that cater to the retired crowd and I came across a page with a couple of those "personal massagers." I think one of them was a Hitachi Magic Wand.
 
2014-08-29 05:26:35 PM  

markie_farkie: ZAZ: It's not the stealing that bothers me as much as the people who use them then put them back on the shelves.

Worked with a guy who did that with deodorant once..

I check every one I buy now.


Last time the wife and I were at a Walmart someone used a body puff when they shiat their pants. And then put it back on the shelf.

/urp
 
2014-08-29 05:26:55 PM  
There used to be a billboard for one of the "adult boutiques" on South OBT in Orlando. It said something like, "Books, Videos, Adult Toys. Sales and Rentals." It took a few seconds to realize that (hopefully) "rentals" meant the videos and not the "toys." Otherwise, ewwww.
 
2014-08-29 05:28:06 PM  

topcat68: markie_farkie: topcat68: [img.fark.net image 353x280]

My brother-in-law is convinced those are named ZAWZAW, despite me repeatedly showing him the logo.

markie-YOU would be correct!


I can imagine some moron pronouncing it that way, but I've seen people spell it that way, too. I can only hope their power-tool skills are better than their verbal ones.
 
2014-08-29 05:28:20 PM  

kxs401: Anything can be a sex toy if you're brave enough.


1000awesomethings.files.wordpress.com

Sure. Shove a Tonka truck up your hoo-ha.
 
2014-08-29 05:28:44 PM  

SpookyEyes: Twinkies and a giant tub of Crisco?


And flour. Lot and lots of flour.
 
2014-08-29 05:29:25 PM  

Unobtanium: There used to be a billboard for one of the "adult boutiques" on South OBT in Orlando. It said something like, "Books, Videos, Adult Toys. Sales and Rentals." It took a few seconds to realize that (hopefully) "rentals" meant the videos and not the "toys." Otherwise, ewwww.


Please be kind...sanitize.
 
2014-08-29 05:30:02 PM  

kxs401: Anything can be a sex toy if you're brave enough.


artifaxdesigns.com
 
2014-08-29 05:30:49 PM  
What aisle are they in?
 
2014-08-29 05:33:16 PM  

kxs401: Anything can be a sex toy if you're brave enough.


LAFF!!  I was coming... ~snicker~ in here to say the same thing.
 
2014-08-29 05:33:51 PM  

Attila the Mom: What aisle are they in?


the one that needs cleanup
 
2014-08-29 05:33:56 PM  

markie_farkie: [images.uscargocontrol.com image 640x640]

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Wow. Just ... wow. Not enough mind bleach in the world.
 
2014-08-29 05:34:00 PM  

Attila the Mom: What aisle are they in?


The mysterious lady parts aisle. Walmart does of course sell vibrating cock rings now.
 
2014-08-29 05:34:43 PM  

Unobtanium: There used to be a billboard for one of the "adult boutiques" on South OBT in Orlando. It said something like, "Books, Videos, Adult Toys. Sales and Rentals." It took a few seconds to realize that (hopefully) "rentals" meant the videos and not the "toys." Otherwise, ewwww.


Some people pay extra for that.
 
2014-08-29 05:34:53 PM  
Save money.  Live better.  Walmart?
 
2014-08-29 05:34:53 PM  

Mad_Radhu: SBinRR: Lots of unexpected vendors sell sex toys.  They just call them Personal Massagers, and indicate that you should rub it on your jaw line.

In my younger days I was visiting my grandparents and got a bad case of the giggles when I was looking through one of the catalogs that they had sitting around that cater to the retired crowd and I came across a page with a couple of those "personal massagers." I think one of them was a Hitachi Magic Wand.


 When I was heavily pregnant with my son I invited a single friend to my parents' for Christmas.  My dad gave me one of those back massagers with the big squishy head on it and she completely freaked thinking that he gave me a sex toy.  She had the exact same model that she used for personal massaging.
 
2014-08-29 05:34:54 PM  

kxs401: Anything can be a sex toy if you're brave enough.

 
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