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(Huffington Post)   It's always thoughtful to walk someone's dog when they're not able to do so, especially if that's because you just murdered them and set their corpse on fire   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Baltimore Police Department, Lawrence Coverdale  
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2014-08-29 01:47:54 PM  
At least he's not *all* bad.
2014-08-29 04:03:24 PM  
It is unknown what relationship, if any, the suspect and victim had.

I think their relationship could be summed up as murderer/murder victim.
2014-08-29 04:30:59 PM  
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"I like them french fried pataters, mmm-hmmm"
2014-08-29 05:21:19 PM  
Ahhh... animal lover. Good on him.
2014-08-29 05:22:40 PM  
Fine, but did he kick the dog in an elevator?
2014-08-29 05:23:28 PM  
I find it is just common curtosy. Although I am beginning to spend so much of the day walking dogs that I don't have any time left for murdering, much less time to enjoy a fire.

2014-08-29 05:24:00 PM  

dolphinsgonwild: Fine, but did he kick the dog in an elevator?

Yea. I just read that one right after this one. It's too bad this dude didn't kill that dude and set his leftovers on fire.
2014-08-29 05:24:26 PM  
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Daaaamn, Tony Parker.
2014-08-29 05:27:27 PM  
Now I feel a little better
About throwin' gas on your dad
But you know it's hard to quit
And besides he started it
2014-08-29 05:27:55 PM  
*sees 'scary' tag*

What, did the Florida tag get stabb....

Holy fark, not Florida??
2014-08-29 05:29:38 PM  

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"I like them french fried pataters, mmm-hmmm"

Holy ain't kiddin'

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2014-08-29 05:34:46 PM  
I wonder if it was a dalmatian by chance.
2014-08-29 05:36:49 PM  
I can't think of Baltimore without "Way Down in The Hole" playing.

/that was a damn good program
//even with tom waits singing
///last slashies
2014-08-29 05:39:48 PM  
A friend will help you move.

A real friend will help you move a body.
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