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(The Raw Story)   Mailman calls cops on three meth cooks fending off imaginary home invaders with real firearms, a toilet, and a sink   (rawstory.com) divider line 23
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2014-08-29 03:48:16 PM  

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2014-08-29 06:17:00 PM  
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2014-08-29 06:19:12 PM  
Doesn't seem like high quality meth. It sounds like it needed more draino.
 
2014-08-29 06:19:15 PM  
Meth tends to get a little hinky by day 4.
 
2014-08-29 06:23:16 PM  
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2014-08-29 06:24:04 PM  
Newman!
 
2014-08-29 06:24:34 PM  
Cant copy and paste on the Xbox browser but the "National Crystal Meth Hallucination League" video on YouTube is a classic.
 
2014-08-29 06:25:43 PM  
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2014-08-29 06:39:03 PM  
Since this article is on Raw Story these people are obviously Republicans.
 
2014-08-29 06:39:12 PM  
That's not normal, but on meth it is.
 
2014-08-29 06:47:27 PM  
Romney voters?
 
2014-08-29 06:54:02 PM  
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2014-08-29 06:56:51 PM  
Today's text is from the Book of Sanitations, Chapter 4:20

1 And Lo! Saint Hygenius said unto them, "Take up your arms of Cleanliness, for verily, Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Take up your toilet and beareth it like a man. Strap on your brushes and your sponges, and strap your lavabo to your left arm for it is an awesome and powerful shield against the hands of the wicked and the filthy. Don't forget the bidet. It is verily a member of the holy trinity of the wash room, toilet, lavabo and bidet, we praise you, our sacred protectors, amen.
2 Wash for two minutes, with soap and water. The water needeth not be hot, but mayeth be luke warm, for the Lord doeth not spit at ye luke-warm water. Maketh sure to get the cuticles and to rub soap into the space under your nails if thou chooseth to wear them long enough to protect your finger tips against cuts and bruises.
3 Washeth carefully before and after number two, and at least make a false show of meaning to wash your filthy urine-be-splattered hands after a number one.
4 And remember your enemies are too tiny to be seen, so they may attack you without warning, so be prepared to fight the clean fight, no hitting below the belt, no biting and no kicking when the ref s not looking, but be prepared to fight even when no visible filth presents itself to arrest you and charge you with felonies.
 
2014-08-29 07:00:36 PM  
That should be Hygienius. My keyboard is aging and the i's are the first to go.
 
2014-08-29 07:19:46 PM  

brantgoose: Today's text is from the Book of Sanitations, Chapter 4:20

1 And Lo! Saint Hygenius said unto them, "Take up your arms of Cleanliness, for verily, Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Take up your toilet and beareth it like a man. Strap on your brushes and your sponges, and strap your lavabo to your left arm for it is an awesome and powerful shield against the hands of the wicked and the filthy. Don't forget the bidet. It is verily a member of the holy trinity of the wash room, toilet, lavabo and bidet, we praise you, our sacred protectors, amen.
2 Wash for two minutes, with soap and water. The water needeth not be hot, but mayeth be luke warm, for the Lord doeth not spit at ye luke-warm water. Maketh sure to get the cuticles and to rub soap into the space under your nails if thou chooseth to wear them long enough to protect your finger tips against cuts and bruises.
3 Washeth carefully before and after number two, and at least make a false show of meaning to wash your filthy urine-be-splattered hands after a number one.
4 And remember your enemies are too tiny to be seen, so they may attack you without warning, so be prepared to fight the clean fight, no hitting below the belt, no biting and no kicking when the ref s not looking, but be prepared to fight even when no visible filth presents itself to arrest you and charge you with felonies.


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2014-08-29 07:25:28 PM  
I love the included picture. Did he get caught poisoning toilet water? Did he get caught dumping meth down the toilet? Either way, someone is about to fark up his day.
 
2014-08-29 07:26:50 PM  
Why was the mailman approaching their house on a Sunday?
 
2014-08-29 08:05:08 PM  
Never change America
 
2014-08-29 08:10:58 PM  

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Nice. I first read that as if three people named Sneads, who reside in Florida, were involved in this kerfuffle. But yours works, too.
 
2014-08-29 10:29:23 PM  
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Meth addicts should not have access to Zero Point Energy weapons..
 
2014-08-30 12:57:39 AM  
Ah, dope.  It makes you so elegant and hip and aware.
 
2014-08-30 03:12:30 AM  
I actually feel sorry for them ...

Imaginary Home Invasions are the worst thing you can possibly imagine.
 
Nib
2014-08-30 05:25:32 AM  
That's a funny farking story.
 
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