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(Some Guy)   My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who says that Obama is going to George Clooney's Italian wedding. I guess it's pretty serious   (adayattheracesblog.com ) divider line
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2014-08-29 12:40:11 PM  
Wow. That's a lot of words for something that probably won't happen - Michelle might make an appearance, but I highly doubt the president will.
 
2014-08-29 01:41:40 PM  
my god, the concern is just palpable

sort of like when someone farts near you and you can like

taste it
 
2014-08-29 01:42:14 PM  
How can George Clooney have a wedding at a time like this?!
 
2014-08-29 01:43:56 PM  
4) How would a wedding visit to Italy play in the South, where the Senate will be saved or lost for Democrats this fall (it certainly wouldn't help matters for struggling Democratic incumbents if GOP campaigns started trotting out Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? - a 2000 Clooney vehicle that mocks life in the Depression-Era Deep South)?

Mocks life in the Depression-Era Deep South? Somebody smack this guy for being stupid, please.
 
2014-08-29 01:49:58 PM  
I hear he already picked out a great whack ass suit.
 
2014-08-29 01:53:03 PM  
Is the President not allowed to have friends?
 
2014-08-29 01:54:39 PM  
Well, that would be in the general direction of two of the World's Serious Issues/ News Making CNN Lead Stories... and he wouldn't have to get his hands dirty doing anything important nor worth rembering.

So yeah; fire up Air Force One; road trip time!
 
2014-08-29 02:00:38 PM  

Pinner: Is the President not allowed to have friends?


Not if he's black, of course.
 
2014-08-29 02:06:53 PM  
Just don't forget the 190th Rule of Acquisition...
 
2014-08-29 02:12:28 PM  
So he'll tear himself away from the golf coarse for a cellebrity's wedding, but not for a fallen patriot's funarel. Classless.
 
2014-08-29 02:14:21 PM  
*reads headline*

0_o

*looks at tag*

"(Some Guy)"

-_-

*points at link*

"adayattheracesblog.com*

stoppedreadingthere.png

/your blog sucks.
 
2014-08-29 02:16:18 PM  
Thank you, Simone.
 
2014-08-29 02:16:44 PM  
Where was all this fauxrage when my mom sent Dubya and invitation to her wedding?

/she got back a kind letter of rejection
 
2014-08-29 02:16:50 PM  

theknuckler_33: *reads headline*

0_o

*looks at tag*

"(Some Guy)"

-_-

*points at link*

"adayattheracesblog.com*

stoppedreadingthere.png

/your blog sucks.


But but, he had links to sources and everything!
 
2014-08-29 02:19:06 PM  

KingKauff: Where was all this fauxrage when my mom sent Dubya and invitation to her wedding?

/she got back a kind letter of rejection


Did your Mom date runway models and WWE superstars?
 
2014-08-29 02:20:47 PM  

Wyalt Derp: So he'll tear himself away from the golf coarse for a cellebrity's wedding, but not for a fallen patriot's funarel. Classless.


Concise, golf reference, spelling mistakes. That should garner some nibbles. Good jorb.
 
2014-08-29 02:32:56 PM  

DeaH: Wow. That's a lot of words for something that probably won't happen - Michelle might make an appearance, but I highly doubt the president will.


She would sit around and eat all the aragoste like she owns the place.
 
2014-08-29 02:35:28 PM  
Not content with making up bullshiat about the past and present, the bloggerati are now conjuring bullshiat...from the FUTURE!
 
2014-08-29 02:36:39 PM  
2) Then again, maybe the Obamas don't care. The First Couple reportedly is attending this weekend's wedding of MSNBC's Alex Wagner and White House Special Advisor Sam Kass (formerly their chef and more recently executive director of the First Lady's "Let's Move" program).

What? The president and his wife are attending the wedding of someone they've worked with closely over the past few years? Those monsters!
 
2014-08-29 02:38:59 PM  

zerkalo: Not content with making up bullshiat about the past and present, the bloggerati are now conjuring bullshiat...from the FUTURE!


i586.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-29 02:39:47 PM  
Why isn't Clooney getting married in the USA?

resources0.news.com.au
....oh.

/OBAMA ENDORSES MAN/PIG MARRIAGE!!1!!!1
 
2014-08-29 02:40:48 PM  
Perhaps Obama is bringing back the tradition of Right of First Night... Like in Braveheart.
 
2014-08-29 02:42:45 PM  

hawcian: 2) Then again, maybe the Obamas don't care. The First Couple reportedly is attending this weekend's wedding of MSNBC's Alex Wagner and White House Special Advisor Sam Kass (formerly their chef and more recently executive director of the First Lady's "Let's Move" program).

What? The president and his wife are attending the wedding of someone they've worked with closely over the past few years? Those monsters!


Someone had a screenshot in another thread of Drudge, who labeled it simply as an MSNBC wedding. I am shocked by their framing!
 
2014-08-29 02:45:09 PM  
Let me guess. The writer of that steamy pos blog is pissed because he didn't get an invite. Probably because the Obama's took he and his wife Lerlean's seats.

/Thanks Obama.
 
2014-08-29 02:55:09 PM  

hawcian: 2) Then again, maybe the Obamas don't care. The First Couple reportedly is attending this weekend's wedding of MSNBC's Alex Wagner and White House Special Advisor Sam Kass (formerly their chef and more recently executive director of the First Lady's "Let's Move" program).

What? The president and his wife are attending the wedding of someone they've worked with closely over the past few years? Those monsters!


One of my 'friends' ranted about this on Facebook so I assumed this was the wedding the article would be about, not George Clooney.
 
2014-08-29 02:58:16 PM  
This is important. This means something.
 
2014-08-29 03:13:06 PM  

Jackson Herring: my god, the concern is just palpable

sort of like when someone farts near you and you can like

taste it


Sorry.
 
2014-08-29 03:13:41 PM  
So is this Obama's Katrina?
 
2014-08-29 03:17:16 PM  

Fart_Machine: So is this Obama's Katrina?


This is Obama's whack-ass suit.
 
2014-08-29 04:20:05 PM  
F*CK YOUR BLOG.

Right in the nostril!!

Who the frak greened this blob of mucus!!??
 
2014-08-29 04:56:26 PM  

AMonkey'sUncle: DeaH: Wow. That's a lot of words for something that probably won't happen - Michelle might make an appearance, but I highly doubt the president will.

She would sit around and eat all the aragoste like she owns the place.


And she'd overturn the cookie table.

/The cookie table at Italian weddings - yum.
 
2014-08-29 05:12:33 PM  

NateAsbestos: Fart_Machine: So is this Obama's Katrina?

This is Obama's whack-ass suit.


That tan suit was very 1992.
 
2014-08-29 05:51:27 PM  
Hmm...it must be at a golf course.  Or he's really tee'd off at the Italians.
 
2014-08-29 09:33:24 PM  
Wow, that was certainly a sucky blog.

WTF did I just read?

*clicks "about the author"*

Bill Whalen is a research fellow at the Hoover Institution...

The HI? According to RW Watch...

"Hoover is well-known for its influential role in developing President Bush's economic policy, the Hoover Institution is "the...conservative think tank President Bush looks to for ideas."

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/hoover-institution#sthash.rof7 UD K3.dpuf

So basically these guys have their fingerprints all over America's economic clusterfark under Bush and have been wrong about stuff since Hoover? Wow, that's almost an impressive streak.

I still almost can't believe the right have been reduced to complaining about the fact that Obama takes vacations and golfs like every other president ever and still expect to be taken seriously by anyone.

On the other hand, anyone making those arguments makes it pretty easy to see who's is either a troll or a massive fool who isn't worth spending bandwidth on, so there's that.

Of course this *is* the moron who saw O Brother Where Art Thou and saw it purely as Hollywood making fun of the south.

That fact alone pretty much is a clear sign he's not worth taking seriously as a pundit.
 
2014-08-29 09:35:48 PM  
who's is

Er... make that either "Who is" or "Who's".

They were both such good choices I had trouble picking one, apparently.
 
2014-08-29 10:44:42 PM  
He gets a lot of cleaver.
 
2014-08-29 11:00:56 PM  

Destructor: Perhaps Obama is bringing back the tradition of Right of First Night... Like in Braveheart.

Interestingly, "maniac port" is an anagram for "prima nocta".
 
2014-08-30 10:13:25 AM  

ImpendingCynic: Destructor: Perhaps Obama is bringing back the tradition of Right of First Night... Like in Braveheart.
Interestingly, "maniac port" is an anagram for "prima nocta".


The puzzle pieces are beginning to fit together. (I suspect he only performs this service for his top donors.) :-)
 
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