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(Daily Mail)   According to their manager, Destiny's Child might reunite if he can find a stage big enough for three singers and Beyonce's ego   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 12
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2014-08-30 06:54:53 AM  
Think open-air stadiums, then
 
2014-08-30 08:09:15 AM  
Who gives a shiat?

The group worked by combining several singers.  If they 'get back together' it's going to be, as the headline said, BEYONCE and a couple of other chicks.

Just like in the Superbowl, they'll spend 95% of time on her, and 3% on the dancers, leaving everyone else to scramble to get to make 'whoo whoo' noises every few minutes in the chorus.

It's not like Beyonce is hurting for cash, and I don't think her albums have done poorly (has she even released one recently?) so I can't see any reason for her to do this, or if she does, for her to not make it all about her.
 
2014-08-30 09:16:12 AM  
Aren't there more relevant ethnic music acts?
 
2014-08-30 10:29:30 AM  
You meant ass right?
 
2014-08-30 10:45:45 AM  

Bslim: Aren't there more relevant ethnic music acts?


Really?
 
2014-08-30 10:50:02 AM  
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2014-08-30 11:51:52 AM  

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Nope.
 
2014-08-30 12:09:14 PM  
The other two will have to watch out that they don't cause Beyonce to Hulk out.

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2014-08-30 12:32:17 PM  
Oh hell, just get three or four aspiring models from the Barbizon at the mall, some backing tapes and a couple pounds of Autotune and start up Destiny's Foster Children or Stepchild or whatever.  Just make sure they've  got  vaguely soft-porn sounding names - Desiree, Angelique, Apnea, something like that, and their skin tones vary a little.....If they're not tone deaf, that'll help too, in case publicity calls for them to "improvise" a song or something.  Anyway, book them into basketball arenas where there will be plenty of distortion to the sound, lots of flashing lights and smoke and they're 30 yards from the audience.
 
2014-08-30 01:02:47 PM  

Bslim: Aren't there more relevant ethnic music acts?


No. Ethnics stopped making proper music then Led died
 
2014-08-30 02:33:43 PM  
I'm just here for an excuse to Google Kelly Rowland
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2014-08-30 02:40:25 PM  

kroonermanblack: Who gives a shiat?

The group worked by combining several singers.  If they 'get back together' it's going to be, as the headline said, BEYONCE and a couple of other chicks.

Just like in the Superbowl, they'll spend 95% of time on her, and 3% on the dancers, leaving everyone else to scramble to get to make 'whoo whoo' noises every few minutes in the chorus.

It's not like Beyonce is hurting for cash, and I don't think her albums have done poorly (has she even released one recently?) so I can't see any reason for her to do this, or if she does, for her to not make it all about her.


what this post is saying is " I have never heard a Destiny's Child song and I don't care if I look ignorant for making assumptions about something I don't know anything about"

They were good, saw them at a club in the mid '90s, I wouldn't have chosen to go cuz it's not really my style but I was impressed
 
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