Mentat: Congratulations, you now have the plague.
Cockpuncher to the Stars: I saw a squirrel too fat to climb a tree once. It was waddling down a path in front of me, and as I approached he looked for an escape route. Jumped up on a tree trunk, clung for a second then fell back down. Looked at me, tried again, and fell again. Gave up and ran (slowly) away. I hope it was a very pregnant female, but usually they stay holed up by that point. I think it was just immensely fat from student junk food (this was on a college campus).
wyldkard: Prairie dogs - AKA Subterranean Pomeranians.
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