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(Mother Nature Network)   If Farkers were prairie dogs   (mnn.com ) divider line 24
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2014-08-29 09:21:02 AM  
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2014-08-29 09:26:37 AM  
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/ok, I won't post any more anigifs here
 
2014-08-29 09:32:54 AM  
More like a pudgy dog if you ask me
 
2014-08-29 09:36:54 AM  
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"Well, I never!"
 
2014-08-29 10:14:47 AM  
Congratulations, you now have the plague.
 
2014-08-29 12:47:05 PM  
"Спасение жителя Ольхона/Saving of a fat gopher"


Fark you, I'm just big boned.
 
2014-08-29 12:59:45 PM  
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Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.

Angie D'Annunzio: A looper?

Carl Spackler: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
 
2014-08-29 01:03:21 PM  
Gluttony is a deadly  biatch sin.
 
2014-08-29 01:07:37 PM  
Now that's a fat dog.
 
2014-08-29 01:08:39 PM  
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Needs a bigger hole.
 
2014-08-29 01:08:57 PM  

Mentat: Congratulations, you now have the plague.


Came here to say something to this effect.
 
Skr
2014-08-29 01:10:43 PM  
Particular bugger didn't seem too over weight. Just couldn't deal with the compacted dirt of the road I guess. Now the Prairie dogs I saw over in the Praire Dog Town in Badlands, South Dakota... those beasties were behemoths. Fed a special blend of "prairie dog feed" (unsalted peanuts.)
 
2014-08-29 01:11:54 PM  
"I'm stuck in my tunnel. I'm so very scared. Help."
 
2014-08-29 01:11:58 PM  
Need help soonish
 
2014-08-29 01:16:27 PM  
An oldie but goodie. Alan! Alan! Alan!
 
2014-08-29 01:19:48 PM  
I saw a squirrel too fat to climb a tree once. It was waddling down a path in front of me, and as I approached he looked for an escape route. Jumped up on a tree trunk, clung for a second then fell back down. Looked at me, tried again, and fell again. Gave up and ran (slowly) away. I hope it was a very pregnant female, but usually they stay holed up by that point. I think it was just immensely fat from student junk food (this was on a college campus).
 
2014-08-29 01:26:07 PM  
I got a little excited over seeing a horizontal video, then I realized... Oh, right.
 
2014-08-29 01:27:01 PM  
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2014-08-29 01:32:26 PM  

Cockpuncher to the Stars: I saw a squirrel too fat to climb a tree once. It was waddling down a path in front of me, and as I approached he looked for an escape route. Jumped up on a tree trunk, clung for a second then fell back down. Looked at me, tried again, and fell again. Gave up and ran (slowly) away. I hope it was a very pregnant female, but usually they stay holed up by that point. I think it was just immensely fat from student junk food (this was on a college campus).


When I was a kid there was a squirrel in my yard that I constantly fed peanut butter. It could go up a tree, but only a little at a time.
 
2014-08-29 01:51:29 PM  
At my last job, I got my friend hired on as well.

I went down to his cube to welcome him and also to crop dust him with a silent fart (I am famous for my incredibly...noisome farts).
I go down to his cube and I'm talking to him and I prepare to let loose my attack.

I accidentally fart so long and loud, people from up and down the cube row prairie-dogged to see what the noise was. I just turned and walked away.

(Why yes, I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy, why do you ask?)
 
2014-08-29 02:11:07 PM  
If Farkers were prairie dogs we'd have a real problem with key boards. I'm afraid Fark.com would go out of business except maybe for some mobile phone users.

Bill Cosby explains: You see, the kids nowadaysprairie dogs have really stubby little arms and small hands. They'd have a hard time typing more than 140 characters even if they could read and write. Back in Fat Albert's day, people talked to each other. They didn't type at each other. Today Fat Albert would need government assistance to be able to chat with his neighbours unless he lived no higher than the second or third floor and could get to a window. Prairie dogs would not thrive on the Internet. On the Internet, everybody would know you are a prarie dog because you'd type like a management Blackberry user, and the snakes would get you.

Modern science has saved Fat Albert from Windows. But it still can't help prairie dogs type.
 
2014-08-29 02:31:15 PM  
Prairie dogs - AKA Subterranean Pomeranians.
 
2014-08-29 02:36:46 PM  

wyldkard: Prairie dogs - AKA Subterranean Pomeranians.


Now THAT would be a band I would go see.
 
2014-08-29 02:41:40 PM  
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Dude, you gonna eat that?  'Cuz that was our lunch, you know.
 
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