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2014-08-29 06:31:27 PM  
Why is it on fire? It seems like a detail that should kind of be in TFA.
 
2014-08-29 07:12:47 PM  
I got the Dog River blues
I've walked holes in both my shoes
Now I still got the river but I ain't got you
I got the Dog River blues
 
2014-08-29 07:38:11 PM  
Sitting in Buffalo Wild Wings drinking Nordeast and scarfing down mini corn dogs with honey mustard and spicy garlic traditional getting kicks.
 
2014-08-29 07:42:22 PM  
 
2014-08-29 07:47:17 PM  

Sid_6.7: Why is it on fire? It seems like a detail that should kind of be in TFA.


There are lots of things that would have been in a well-written article, but it seems that well-written articles have expired.  Gone the way of the dodo.  Left the building.  Evaporated.

All I got from this is that some guys had a dad that made foam objects, including one large foam hot dog, and that said hot dog was apparently being written about in TFA.

/making sense is done
//they left the shark out of the flaming hot dog pic
///sharkies
 
2014-08-29 07:49:46 PM  
I wish someone had written just a very straightforward story in chronological order story.

I didn't need to jump all over the time-space continuum due to a hot dog.
 
2014-08-29 07:51:31 PM  

Christian Bale: I wish someone had written just a very straightforward story in chronological order story.

I didn't need to jump all over the time-space continuum due to a hot dog.



Obviously that person is not going to be me (weekend started early)
 
2014-08-29 07:54:45 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Someone stole the kishka
Someone stole the kishka
Who stole the kishka,From the butcher's shop?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Someone call the cops!

/No relation to weird Al.


Round, firm and fully-packed
It was hanging on the rack
Someone stole the keeshka
When I turned my back

/ Al's father
 
2014-08-29 07:56:05 PM  
The teenage sister, the teenage sister stole the hotdogs ...always.
 
2014-08-29 07:56:33 PM  

Sid_6.7: Why is it on fire? It seems like a detail that should kind of be in TFA.


They're from Wasilla. It seemed like a good idea to set a styrofoam hotdog on fire because they take meth.

People from Wasilla takes a lot of meth.
 
2014-08-29 07:57:24 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: Day_Old_Dutchie: Someone stole the kishka
Someone stole the kishka
Who stole the kishka,From the butcher's shop?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Someone call the cops!

/No relation to weird Al.

Round, firm and fully-packed
It was hanging on the rack
Someone stole the keeshka
When I turned my back

/ Al's father


I stand corrected
 
2014-08-29 07:58:09 PM  

WhyKnot: The teenage sister, the teenage sister stole the hotdogs ...always.


Huh... Watched a porno the other night that a guy used hotdogs on a chick.
 
2014-08-29 08:06:33 PM  

jwookie: WhyKnot: The teenage sister, the teenage sister stole the hotdogs ...always.

Huh... Watched a porno the other night that a guy used hotdogs on a chick.


Were they kosher?
 
2014-08-29 08:12:04 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: jwookie: WhyKnot: The teenage sister, the teenage sister stole the hotdogs ...always.

Huh... Watched a porno the other night that a guy used hotdogs on a chick.

Were they kosher?


Why yes, now that I think about it.
 
2014-08-29 08:13:01 PM  

jwookie: BluVeinThrobber: jwookie: WhyKnot: The teenage sister, the teenage sister stole the hotdogs ...always.

Huh... Watched a porno the other night that a guy used hotdogs on a chick.

Were they kosher?

Why yes, now that I think about it.


The all beef weinie
 
2014-08-29 08:13:24 PM  

WhyKnot: The teenage sister, the teenage sister stole the hotdogs ...always.


I thought this was going to be a story about the phenomenon where every Junior High School has a story about a broken frozen hot dog landing a young lady in the ER.
 
2014-08-29 08:18:43 PM  

RoyHobbs22: WhyKnot: The teenage sister, the teenage sister stole the hotdogs ...always.

I thought this was going to be a story about the phenomenon where every Junior High School has a story about a broken frozen hot dog landing a young lady in the ER.


That's old school now there  is honey mustard dripping everywhere
 
2014-08-29 08:28:12 PM  

THE ONLY THING STANDING BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR GOALS IS THE BULLshiat STORY YOU KEEP ON TELLING YOURSELF WHY YOU CAN'T ACHIEVE IT.

 
2014-08-29 08:50:50 PM  
Now it's time to find the hidden salami.
 
2014-08-29 08:55:01 PM  

Sid_6.7: Why is it on fire? It seems like a detail that should kind of be in TFA.


It seems that some epic hikers found it in Cook inlet, and being nature lovers didn't want to leave it there as trash.  So they set it on fire.  Then it began to emanate lots of black smoke, planes and helicopters were flying around and the intrepid nature lovers didn't want any of the pilots to think it was a rescue signal so they rolled it over in the rocks and put the fire out.

Now it's roasted to perfection and ready to eat.
 
2014-08-29 09:09:13 PM  
cdn.buzznet.com
Unimpressed.
 
2014-08-29 09:53:01 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Someone stole the kishka
Someone stole the kishka
Who stole the kishka,From the butcher's shop?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Someone call the cops!

/No relation to weird Al.


I grew up with this 45 version (popular in mid-60's)...

http://youtu.be/0V4EkaCeTas  (my sister and I played this over and over dancing around in the basement)

On another note, I finally bought some authentic kishka from the Polish deli in my neighborhood here in Clwtr., Fla.  It's a blood sausage with lots of cereal and oats or whatever in the mix.  Comes in a ring.

I was so looking forward to it and cooked it in thick slices in a bed of onions and butter in an iron skillet as suggested by the nice lady who owns the place.  Whoah that's got a smell that will get in your nose and stay there.  I was good for a small bit of it, but it is really not my thing.  I actually liked it better unheated.  You can eat it that way too as it is pre-cooked.

I'd still try it again -- maybe some other version I'd like better.  Still hunting around to see if there's a version of authentic Polish kishka that is not made with the pig blood.
 
2014-08-29 09:56:11 PM  
Someone figured out where Sarah Palin was in 2004?
 
2014-08-29 10:15:14 PM  

Sid_6.7: Why is it on fire? It seems like a detail that should kind of be in TFA.


It's Labor Day weekend.
 
2014-08-29 10:33:09 PM  

Gobobo: THE ONLY THING STANDING BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR GOALS IS THE BULLshiat STORY YOU KEEP ON TELLING YOURSELF WHY YOU CAN'T ACHIEVE IT.


So true.
 
2014-08-29 11:04:59 PM  
 
2014-08-29 11:48:36 PM  
It's just a little bit covered in slime! It's still good!
 
2014-08-30 05:10:16 AM  
Wanted for questioning.img.fark.net
 
2014-08-30 11:12:43 AM  
www.theblaze.com

Unavailable for comment
 
2014-08-30 03:43:33 PM  
Hot dog as in "frankfurter".....or hot dog as in "stolen canine"?
 
2014-08-30 10:06:54 PM  
Scooby-doo where are you?
 
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