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7298 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 29 Aug 2014 at 4:52 PM (43 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-08-29 04:28:14 PM  
In related news, Corning Glassware issued a statement of general approval.
 
2014-08-29 04:57:30 PM  
He should have been able to catch him.... doesn't he work out ?...

/hey, look at that body...
 
2014-08-29 04:59:31 PM  
FTFA: We were sitting in the back area with my mates, surrounded by some thangs.

REPORTED
 
2014-08-29 05:05:07 PM  
I pity Redfoo
 
2014-08-29 05:09:57 PM  
Another check in the overpopulated "What on earth is wrong with some people.." column...
 
2014-08-29 05:11:50 PM  
Seriously... who says "thangs"?
 
2014-08-29 05:15:46 PM  

fearmongert: Seriously... who says "thangs"?


Are you grammar fascist?

userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2014-08-29 05:21:41 PM  
Headline says he got glasses. Story says someone simply threw a glass at him. Not the same thing.
 
2014-08-29 05:22:16 PM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Headline says he got glassed. Story says someone simply threw a glass at him. Not the same thing.


FTFM
 
2014-08-29 05:24:54 PM  

fearmongert: He should have been able to catch him.... doesn't he work out ?...

/hey, look at that body...


Unprovoked my ass. I heard that song once played by the worst DJ ever. It was so insanely bad I had to look it up to see who made it.
 
2014-08-29 05:25:09 PM  
In other news, Redfoo is 38! Does that make him the old guy at the club?
 
2014-08-29 05:31:24 PM  

LewDux: I pity Redfoo


Pshhh, Redfoo had this story days ago. I'm glad Fark finally caught up.
 
2014-08-29 05:40:28 PM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Headline says he got glassed. Story says someone simply threw a glass at him. Not the same thing.

FTFM


Yeah doesn't getting glassed involve the assailant grabbing a pint glass by the bottom and smashing the rim into the victims face? I have seen the results of this, and its more than a tiny cut like the pic in the article. Its gnarly.
 
2014-08-29 05:48:35 PM  
LFMAO?
 
2014-08-29 06:04:40 PM  
Unprovoked? Have you seen him (redfoo)?? Have you heard him??
/he's not a tool, he's the whole garage
//"thangs"
 
2014-08-29 06:04:49 PM  

Turfshoe: LFMAO?


Heh...This.

As to the assault itself, their "music", while annoying, does NOT merit this sort of treatment.
 
2014-08-29 06:09:44 PM  

AlHarris31: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Headline says he got glassed. Story says someone simply threw a glass at him. Not the same thing.

FTFM

Yeah doesn't getting glassed involve the assailant grabbing a pint glass by the bottom and smashing the rim into the victims face? I have seen the results of this, and its more than a tiny cut like the pic in the article. Its gnarly.


Yep. One of the more evil farking things you can do to someone. I'd rather have the whole bar chuck glasses my way than have one person glass me.
 
2014-08-29 06:17:24 PM  
I became much more forgiving of LMFAO when I found out that they were the son and grandson of Berry Gordy.

www.martialartsactionmovies.com
 
2014-08-29 06:23:51 PM  

LewDux: fearmongert: Seriously... who says "thangs"?

Are you grammar fascist?

[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x330]


BTW
 
2014-08-29 06:32:06 PM  
mimg.ugo.com
Oblig.
 
2014-08-29 06:32:25 PM  
"Police allege a 21-year-old man approached Redfoo, 38, in the hotel and threw a glass at him in an unprovoked attack,"


Hey, asshole...I've heard that Party Rock song. NOT unprovoked.
 
2014-08-29 06:38:55 PM  
"Pop performer, producer and reality TV judge Redfoo, who recently dropped the twerk-inspired single New Thang..."

I don't want to sound jaded here, but I'm sure that the publicity from this will generate more than enough sales of said new single to pay off any medical bills he might have incurred.
 
2014-08-29 06:46:19 PM  
Party Rock Cantina

johnny_vegas: /he's not a tool, he's the whole garage


Oh, I like that. I gotta remember that one. :D
 
2014-08-29 07:01:59 PM  
Seriously, I'm in before Grumpy Cat?

cdn.meme.li
 
2014-08-29 07:15:34 PM  

AlHarris31: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Headline says he got glassed. Story says someone simply threw a glass at him. Not the same thing.

FTFM

Yeah doesn't getting glassed involve the assailant grabbing a pint glass by the bottom and smashing the rim into the victims face? I have seen the results of this, and its more than a tiny cut like the pic in the article. Its gnarly.


From Wiki, re: "Glassing"


"If the glasser is a significant distance away the prospective glassee, they may adopt a strategy known as the lob glassing. Degree of difficulty is increased, and effectiveness reduced, however this variation may be optimal under circumstances where direct hand to glass to face contact is not practicable such as a crowded nightclub.

The 2 most important tactical aspects of the lob glassing are the glasser ensuring the projectile glass hits the intended glassee, and the glasser pre planning an escape route. As a result, the lob glassing variation should only be attempted by the most experienced and proficient glassers whose individual technique places a very high premium on accuracy."

 
2014-08-29 07:20:38 PM  

skinink: AlHarris31: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Headline says he got glassed. Story says someone simply threw a glass at him. Not the same thing.

FTFM

Yeah doesn't getting glassed involve the assailant grabbing a pint glass by the bottom and smashing the rim into the victims face? I have seen the results of this, and its more than a tiny cut like the pic in the article. Its gnarly.

From Wiki, re: "Glassing"
"If the glasser is a significant distance away the prospective glassee, they may adopt a strategy known as the lob glassing. Degree of difficulty is increased, and effectiveness reduced, however this variation may be optimal under circumstances where direct hand to glass to face contact is not practicable such as a crowded nightclub.

The 2 most important tactical aspects of the lob glassing are the glasser ensuring the projectile glass hits the intended glassee, and the glasser pre planning an escape route. As a result, the lob glassing variation should only be attempted by the most experienced and proficient glassers whose individual technique places a very high premium on accuracy."


ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2014-08-29 07:27:46 PM  

Billy Liar: skinink: AlHarris31: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Headline says he got glassed. Story says someone simply threw a glass at him. Not the same thing.

FTFM

Yeah doesn't getting glassed involve the assailant grabbing a pint glass by the bottom and smashing the rim into the victims face? I have seen the results of this, and its more than a tiny cut like the pic in the article. Its gnarly.

From Wiki, re: "Glassing"
"If the glasser is a significant distance away the prospective glassee, they may adopt a strategy known as the lob glassing. Degree of difficulty is increased, and effectiveness reduced, however this variation may be optimal under circumstances where direct hand to glass to face contact is not practicable such as a crowded nightclub.

The 2 most important tactical aspects of the lob glassing are the glasser ensuring the projectile glass hits the intended glassee, and the glasser pre planning an escape route. As a result, the lob glassing variation should only be attempted by the most experienced and proficient glassers whose individual technique places a very high premium on accuracy."

[ts1.mm.bing.net image 300x200]


I always liked the slo-mo version of that scene.
 
2014-08-29 07:31:38 PM  
It's the advanced, "no-look" glassing that sidesteps the "intended victim" and "pre-planned escape" bit.....
 
2014-08-29 07:31:56 PM  
He does have the type of face that begs for it.
 
2014-08-29 07:43:03 PM  
I find myself to have been deeply blessed in not having the slightest farking of an inkling who a "Redfoo" is, and I curse Subby to my last dying breath to spoiling that streak forever.
 
2014-08-29 07:51:55 PM  
Australia, that explains why someone didn't shoot or knife the glass throwing idiot.
 
2014-08-29 08:20:04 PM  
If anyone had been glassed, I think we would know

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2014-08-29 08:48:59 PM  
This story made me youtube his "twerk-inspired single New Thang."  and now I also want to hit him in the face with broken glass.

/I thought my rage-o-meter hit ten with Iggy Azalea. This guy took it to 11.
//Get off my lawn
///actually this douche is older than me
 
2014-08-29 08:57:47 PM  
When I read that he was "glassed", I thought someone made him wear those awful spectacles against his will.
 
2014-08-29 09:45:02 PM  
That guy looks like a complete and utter tool.
 
2014-08-29 10:16:46 PM  
When I submitted this exact same headline back in 2012, I managed to get the letters in the right order.

http://www.fark.com/comments/6923001/LMFAOuch

/hard to get a green as a liter
 
2014-08-30 12:22:10 AM  
It's a good thing he wears those enormous glasses. You know, for when he gets glassed. Now if only someone had Google glassed him getting glassed in the glasses...
 
2014-08-30 01:00:28 AM  

Iggie: "Pop performer, producer and reality TV judge Redfoo, who recently dropped the twerk-inspired single New Thang..."

I don't want to sound jaded here, but I'm sure that the publicity from this will generate more than enough sales of said new single to pay off any medical bills he might have incurred.


It was in oz medical is free here mate!
 
2014-08-30 04:14:08 AM  

The Martian Manhandler: I became much more forgiving of LMFAO when I found out that they were the son and grandson of Berry Gordy.

[www.martialartsactionmovies.com image 850x454]


And now I have to watch that movie again.
 
2014-08-30 11:38:10 AM  

devilskware: This story made me youtube his "twerk-inspired single New Thang."  and now I also want to hit him in the face with broken glass.

/I thought my rage-o-meter hit ten with Iggy Azalea. This guy took it to 11.
//Get off my lawn
///actually this douche is older than me


At least Iggy Azalea has a nice ass to look at.  This guy just looks like an ass.
 
2014-08-30 01:22:06 PM  

AlHarris31: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Headline says he got glassed. Story says someone simply threw a glass at him. Not the same thing.

FTFM

Yeah doesn't getting glassed involve the assailant grabbing a pint glass by the bottom and smashing the rim into the victims face? I have seen the results of this, and its more than a tiny cut like the pic in the article. Its gnarly.


a rocks glass works just fine.
 
2014-08-30 06:08:00 PM  
Glassed. The Aussies actually have a name for it.
 
2014-08-30 11:35:22 PM  

Turfshoe: When I submitted this exact same headline back in 2012, I managed to get the letters in the right order.

http://www.fark.com/comments/6923001/LMFAOuch

/hard to get a green as a liter


I'll get you a whambulance.
 
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