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(Oregon Live)   It starts off as a suburban development, then: "The company dug a test pit and found that after a half century or more underground, the animal remains have formed a gelatinous goo under a thick layer of dirt, Wand said"   (oregonlive.com) divider line 59
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-08-29 11:13:38 AM  
A mostly hidden patch of Troutdale that holds remnants of a former sewage plant and thousands of buried sheep bodies will be transformed into a destination hotel, spa, convention center and bicyclist mecca on the banks of the Sandy River.

Rich vacationers will be haunted by the ghosts of mutton past, or at least have baaad dreams.
 
2014-08-29 01:41:49 PM  
Ewe.

There it's done.
 
2014-08-29 01:42:46 PM  

TheSwizz: Ewe.

There it's done.


Baaaaad
 
2014-08-29 01:43:27 PM  
They'll be fine as long as they just move the headstones. No need to move the bodies.
 
2014-08-29 01:44:37 PM  
Ugh, don't ram these puns down our throats. This is a serious topic! I imagine she shear horror the workers experienced when the found the carcasses!
 
2014-08-29 01:44:53 PM  
Staying at that hotel, you could really get a new take on counting sheep.
 
2014-08-29 01:45:19 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-29 01:45:42 PM  
...on the NEW Bizarre Foods Oregon!

www.foodandwine.com
 
2014-08-29 01:48:43 PM  
So, did they wake up the Sheeple?
 
2014-08-29 01:49:09 PM  
I wonder how far they'll have to scrapie it down?
 
2014-08-29 01:49:22 PM  
They found the world's largest deposit of head cheese!
 
2014-08-29 01:50:51 PM  
Wait a few thousand years and it is oil, baby!
 
2014-08-29 01:52:00 PM  
media.giphy.com
 
2014-08-29 01:53:15 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-29 01:53:43 PM  
I've herd some of these before.
 
2014-08-29 01:53:58 PM  

blatz514: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x570]


Wow.

What movie is that from?
 
2014-08-29 01:54:58 PM  
What sheep jelly might look like:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-29 01:56:58 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-29 01:57:18 PM  
The smell when they start the excavation. I'd hate to work that job.
 
2014-08-29 01:57:36 PM  
So Troutdale has oil?

hotmeme.net
 
2014-08-29 01:58:00 PM  

ThreadSinger: blatz514: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x570]

Wow.

What movie is that from?


It's a pretty new movie
 
2014-08-29 01:58:50 PM  
The smell must be indescribable.
 
2014-08-29 01:58:55 PM  
apt311:

I'm an idiot.  They already do!
 
gja
2014-08-29 02:00:27 PM  

ChipNASA: [i.imgur.com image 500x375]


WTF dude? What's with the nightmare material today?
 
2014-08-29 02:01:31 PM  
I remember those guys from d and d
 
2014-08-29 02:03:03 PM  
img.fark.net

You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs.
 
2014-08-29 02:05:15 PM  
Why don't you just have a Sheep

0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com
 
2014-08-29 02:05:33 PM  
This is how gelatinous cubes start.
 
2014-08-29 02:05:51 PM  
a gelatinous goo under a thick layer of dirt

But enough about my ex-wife...

s14.postimg.org

/testing out the limits of the new rules
 
2014-08-29 02:07:55 PM  

ZAZ: A mostly hidden patch of Troutdale that holds remnants of a former sewage plant and thousands of buried sheep bodies will be transformed into a destination hotel, spa, convention center and bicyclist mecca on the banks of the Sandy River.

Rich vacationers will be haunted by the ghosts of mutton past, or at least have baaad dreams.


Well, if they'd have left it alone in a few years, ewe'd have had oil
 
2014-08-29 02:11:38 PM  

blatz514: ThreadSinger: blatz514: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x570]

Wow.

What movie is that from?

It's a pretty new movie


Haha, thanks. 1985 baby, never saw it. Can't stand (Modern) horror movies; the urge to punch my tv for the idiocies of the protagonist are too much.

Also isn't gelatinous remains like the beginnings of oil?
 
2014-08-29 02:13:34 PM  

jst3p: [img.fark.net image 307x164]

You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs.


That, along side ChipNASA's contributions, is either hilarious or terrifying.
 
2014-08-29 02:13:40 PM  

TommyDeuce: So, did they wake up the Sheeple?


/leaves satisfied
 
2014-08-29 02:13:40 PM  
Sounds like the crawl space under John Wayne Gacy's house.
 
2014-08-29 02:14:02 PM  

boyvoyeur: a gelatinous goo under a thick layer of dirt

But enough about my ex-wife...

/testing out the limits of the new rules


Solidarity. That was farkin funny.
 
2014-08-29 02:19:18 PM  

ChipNASA: Why don't you just have a Sheep

[0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com image 600x662]


Scottish casting couch.
 
2014-08-29 02:19:22 PM  
Come and listen to a story about a man named Wand
A poor developer, looking for some company land,
Then one day he was shootin at some poo
And up through the ground came a bubblin ewe.

Oil that is, black gold, Oregon tea.

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-29 02:28:45 PM  
So the soft tissue becomes oil and the bones fossils. Guess the Young Earthers were right
 
2014-08-29 02:35:53 PM  

doremifaq: I wonder how far they'll have to scrapie scraple it down?


FTFT New Englanders.
 
2014-08-29 02:43:07 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-29 02:45:09 PM  
www.i-mockery.com
How does the slime respond to Jackie Wilson?
 
2014-08-29 02:49:24 PM  

ThreadSinger: blatz514: ThreadSinger: blatz514: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x570]

Wow.

What movie is that from?

It's a pretty new movie

Haha, thanks. 1985 baby, never saw it. Can't stand (Modern) horror movies; the urge to punch my tv for the idiocies of the protagonist are too much.

Also isn't gelatinous remains like the beginnings of oil?


Holy crap. Do you recognize this 3 second clip/meme?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVC2vyVCWJI&t=0m15s
 
2014-08-29 02:49:36 PM  
So,Troutdale is where Portland liberals go to die?
 
2014-08-29 02:51:37 PM  
"We are prepared to move forward in good faith and write a very big check to the city" for the land deal, said Matthew Wand, a Troutdale attorney and former council member working for Eastwind."

Nope, I cannot smell even the remotest scent of corruption ;)
 
2014-08-29 02:59:31 PM  

kcfarker: Come and listen to a story about a man named Wand
A poor developer, looking for some company land,
Then one day he was shootin at some poo
And up through the ground came a bubblin ewe.

Oil that is, black gold, Oregon tea.

[img.fark.net image 457x342]


Your sense of Meter is horrifying.

*Cracks Knuckles*

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Matt,
A poor profiteer, but he always stayed fat.
Then one day he was sellin' off some poo,
When up through the ground came a bubblin' ewe.

(Waste, that is. Legal gold. Council tea.)

Well the next thing you know, ol' Matt's a Millionaire,
The kinfolks said "Matt, give us a share!"
Said "High society is where we want to be",
So he loaded up his truck and moved to Tennessee.

(The State, that is. Record companies. Country stars.)

*Ahem*

Anyway, you get the idea.
 
2014-08-29 03:03:41 PM  
Rare form, ya'll are in it today!
 
2014-08-29 03:04:50 PM  

elgrancerdo: Wait a few thousand years and it is oil, baby!


maybe, probably want to wait for a million or so--a couple hundred million if you want coal.
 
2014-08-29 03:10:32 PM  
Part of the land could include one of east Multnomah County's top places to host conferences and events, as well as retail shops and a spa. Housing, once considered an element in the site's development, is no longer planned.


Translation: "Yeah, the lands not really gonna be safe to LIVE on, but if the only folks exposed to deadly toxins are lowly mall employees...we'll be ok. They rarely sue."
 
2014-08-29 03:27:25 PM  

boyvoyeur: a gelatinous goo under a thick layer of dirt

But enough about my ex-wife...

[s14.postimg.org image 640x480]

/testing out the limits of the new rules


Should be ok. You're not commenting about women, just the hose beast you were married to.
 
2014-08-29 03:28:03 PM  

ThreadSinger: blatz514: ThreadSinger: blatz514: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x570]

Wow.

What movie is that from?

It's a pretty new movie

Haha, thanks. 1985 baby, never saw it. Can't stand (Modern) horror movies; the urge to punch my tv for the idiocies of the protagonist are too much.

Also isn't gelatinous remains like the beginnings of oil?


I have to assume you're saying you were born in 1985 and therefore this movie is "before your time," because otherwise I'd have to assume you don't read too well. Poltergeist was made in 1982.
 
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