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(Examiner)   Kenny Hill dropped passes, a hammer, a GigEm and a 12thman on South Carolina in the first SEC game of the season. Jadeveon Clowney's fault   (examiner.com ) divider line
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2014-08-29 03:44:05 AM  
Was that headline supposed to make sense?  Most of the words are English but...(shrug)
 
2014-08-29 07:22:27 AM  
"New Guy Shows Up 'Johnny Football' In Very First Game"
 
2014-08-29 07:39:28 AM  
So, all that crap on ESPN about South Carolina being the favorite to win the SEC East is officially out the window. That was quick.
 
2014-08-29 07:44:04 AM  

Cybernetic: So, all that crap on ESPN about South Carolina being the favorite to win the SEC East is officially out the window. That was quick.


SEC East continues to be a dumpster fire
 
2014-08-29 07:44:46 AM  

Ambivalence: Was that headline supposed to make sense?  Most of the words are English but...(shrug)


Yep. Learn what Texas A&M is about and you'll see it makes perfect sence
 
2014-08-29 07:55:56 AM  
It's not often you see the old ball coach get a half a hundred hung on him.
 
2014-08-29 07:57:36 AM  
Seeing Steve Spurrier close to tears on Sportscenter this morning set a good tone for the rest of the day.
 
2014-08-29 08:04:26 AM  
Looks like it's the system, not the man
 
2014-08-29 08:05:52 AM  

WildLyle: Ambivalence: Was that headline supposed to make sense?  Most of the words are English but...(shrug)

Yep. Learn what Texas A&M is about and you'll see it makes perfect sence


a&m should become a dominant force quickly due to having all of texas to recruit from and being in the SEC should make it more attractive to recruits.
 
2014-08-29 08:09:34 AM  

WildLyle: Ambivalence: Was that headline supposed to make sense?  Most of the words are English but...(shrug)

Yep. Learn what Texas A&M is about and you'll see it makes perfect sence


Homoerotic uniforms and being isolated in the middle of east bum fark Texas?

Anyway both of the defenses looked awful last night. Blown coverages all over the place like they hadn't even had training camp and South Carolina looked totally unprepared for AM to run the hurry up no huddle.

Both of those teams have mid tier bowl written all over this season.
 
2014-08-29 08:10:44 AM  

WildLyle: Ambivalence: Was that headline supposed to make sense?  Most of the words are English but...(shrug)

Yep. Learn what Texas A&M is about and you'll see it makes perfect sence


Supposedly Texas A&M has a good agricultural program.  Some professor there has been developing a means of growing shrimp in a warehouse setting instead of in natural bodies of water.

But that's all I know about Texas A&M.
 
2014-08-29 08:20:11 AM  

Jack Lambert's Missing Teeth: WildLyle: Ambivalence: Was that headline supposed to make sense?  Most of the words are English but...(shrug)

Yep. Learn what Texas A&M is about and you'll see it makes perfect sence

Homoerotic uniforms and being isolated in the middle of east bum fark Texas?


Wha????  I think this says more about you than it does about aTm.
 
2014-08-29 08:46:58 AM  
In the other CFB thread Krymson Tyde was mentioned in sort of a past tense.  Is he still around?
 
2014-08-29 08:53:04 AM  

WildLyle: Ambivalence: Was that headline supposed to make sense?  Most of the words are English but...(shrug)

Yep. Learn what Texas A&M is about and you'll see it makes perfect sence


Yeah, well at least we know how to spell "sense"...
 
2014-08-29 08:59:36 AM  

AdamK: Cybernetic: So, all that crap on ESPN about South Carolina being the favorite to win the SEC East is officially out the window. That was quick.

SEC East continues to be a dumpster fire


And that's why Missouri is going to two straight SEC title games.

/ MIZ
//ZOU
 
2014-08-29 09:08:59 AM  
...all to the tune of Yakety Sax.
 
2014-08-29 09:10:34 AM  
Some fine SEC defense was on display out there.

Also when SCAR goes 7-6 all anyone will remember is "TAMU smashed top-10 SCarolina on opening night."
 
2014-08-29 09:33:01 AM  

Jack Lambert's Missing Teeth: WildLyle: Ambivalence: Was that headline supposed to make sense?  Most of the words are English but...(shrug)

Yep. Learn what Texas A&M is about and you'll see it makes perfect sence

Homoerotic uniforms and being isolated in the middle of east bum fark Texas?


Guess you mean the yell leaders?  As for location, yeah, I guess they suffer in comparison to the glittering highlights of where all the other SEC schools are.
 
2014-08-29 09:52:10 AM  

Ambivalence: WildLyle: Ambivalence: Was that headline supposed to make sense?  Most of the words are English but...(shrug)

Yep. Learn what Texas A&M is about and you'll see it makes perfect sence

Supposedly Texas A&M has a good agricultural program.  Some professor there has been developing a means of growing shrimp in a warehouse setting instead of in natural bodies of water.

But that's all I know about Texas A&M.


Rick Perry got his degree in Animal Science there.   That's all you need to know about TAMU.
 
2014-08-29 10:04:11 AM  

NicktheSmoker: AdamK: Cybernetic: So, all that crap on ESPN about South Carolina being the favorite to win the SEC East is officially out the window. That was quick.

SEC East continues to be a dumpster fire

But still better than any other conferences  Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: AdamK: Cybernetic: So, all that crap on ESPN about South Carolina being the favorite to win the SEC East is officially out the window. That was quick.

SEC East continues to be a dumpster fire

And that's why Missouri is going to two straight SEC title games.

/ MIZ
//ZOU

They won last year? Could have sworn that was Auburn...


I didn't say they won.
 
2014-08-29 10:04:36 AM  

riverwalk barfly: Ambivalence: WildLyle: Ambivalence: Was that headline supposed to make sense?  Most of the words are English but...(shrug)

Yep. Learn what Texas A&M is about and you'll see it makes perfect sence

Supposedly Texas A&M has a good agricultural program.  Some professor there has been developing a means of growing shrimp in a warehouse setting instead of in natural bodies of water.

But that's all I know about Texas A&M.

Rick Perry got his degree in Animal Science there.   That's all you need to know about TAMU.


Theodore Kaczynski and Jeffrey Skilling got their degrees from Harvard. That's all you need to know about HU.
 
2014-08-29 10:07:43 AM  

beefoe: riverwalk barfly: Ambivalence: WildLyle: Ambivalence: Was that headline supposed to make sense?  Most of the words are English but...(shrug)

Yep. Learn what Texas A&M is about and you'll see it makes perfect sence

Supposedly Texas A&M has a good agricultural program.  Some professor there has been developing a means of growing shrimp in a warehouse setting instead of in natural bodies of water.

But that's all I know about Texas A&M.

Rick Perry got his degree in Animal Science there.   That's all you need to know about TAMU.

Theodore Kaczynski and Jeffrey Skilling got their degrees from Harvard. That's all you need to know about HU.


Actually, I have many friends that graduated from A & M - it's a very good school.
 
2014-08-29 10:12:56 AM  

Jack Lambert's Missing Teeth: Homoerotic uniforms and being isolated in the middle of east bum fark Texas?


What part of the aggies uniforms make you want to buttfark a dude?
 
2014-08-29 10:17:01 AM  
I never got the Fark hate for A&M, sure it has its issues, just like every other university.  But at the end of the day it always ranks as one of the top Universities in the world.
 
2014-08-29 10:25:55 AM  
That was some of the worst fundamental tackling I've ever seen. Just flat-out awful.

Arm tackles, and not looking at what you're hitting. A youth coach shouldn't even stand for that.
 
2014-08-29 10:27:50 AM  

mikaloyd: Jack Lambert's Missing Teeth: Homoerotic uniforms and being isolated in the middle of east bum fark Texas?

What part of the aggies uniforms make you want to buttfark a dude?


Oh, the Aggies have plenty of homoeroticism to go around...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AOgN-4QnZ4
 
2014-08-29 10:33:04 AM  

FLMountainMan: Jack Lambert's Missing Teeth: WildLyle: Ambivalence: Was that headline supposed to make sense?  Most of the words are English but...(shrug)

Yep. Learn what Texas A&M is about and you'll see it makes perfect sence

Homoerotic uniforms and being isolated in the middle of east bum fark Texas?

Wha????  I think this says more about you than it does about aTm.


Are you sh#tting me, Pyle?

He's dead on.



i224.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-29 10:56:03 AM  

carnifex2005: mikaloyd: Jack Lambert's Missing Teeth: Homoerotic uniforms and being isolated in the middle of east bum fark Texas?

What part of the aggies uniforms make you want to buttfark a dude?

Oh, the Aggies have plenty of homoeroticism to go around...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AOgN-4QnZ4


Maud Dib: FLMountainMan: Jack Lambert's Missing Teeth: WildLyle: Ambivalence: Was that headline supposed to make sense?  Most of the words are English but...(shrug)

Yep. Learn what Texas A&M is about and you'll see it makes perfect sence

Homoerotic uniforms and being isolated in the middle of east bum fark Texas?

Wha????  I think this says more about you than it does about aTm.

Are you sh#tting me, Pyle?He's dead on.

[i224.photobucket.com image 804x599]


I see you found where weird aggie cadets squeeze their own balls.

What Im not seeing is where the Aggie uniforms make you guys want to copulate with other dudes.
 
2014-08-29 10:57:50 AM  

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: NicktheSmoker: AdamK: Cybernetic: So, all that crap on ESPN about South Carolina being the favorite to win the SEC East is officially out the window. That was quick.

SEC East continues to be a dumpster fire

But still better than any other conferences  Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: AdamK: Cybernetic: So, all that crap on ESPN about South Carolina being the favorite to win the SEC East is officially out the window. That was quick.

SEC East continues to be a dumpster fire

And that's why Missouri is going to two straight SEC title games.

/ MIZ
//ZOU

They won last year? Could have sworn that was Auburn...

I didn't say they won.


He obviously didn't go to a Big Ten school.
 
2014-08-29 11:03:38 AM  
WARNING!

Im going to post a picture of Aggies uniform in my next post.

Carniflex , Maud Dib, and jack Lamberts teeth avert your eyes or you will be whisked away on a carnal homosexual love ride that is too much for you three to resist.

Avert your eyes or spread your ass cheeks
 
2014-08-29 11:05:02 AM  
news.sportslogos.net

Dammit you three I told you not to look!  I hope you lubed up ahead of time.
 
2014-08-29 11:08:23 AM  

Cat Food Sandwiches: In the other CFB thread Krymson Tyde was mentioned in sort of a past tense.  Is he still around?


He passed away earlier this year.

http://www.fark.com/comments/8278505/We-lost-a-great-Farker-this-week - Krymson-Tyde-passed-away-suddenly-on-Tuesday-You-guys-helped-me-get-th rough-my-dads-death-Heres-hoping-you-can-do-it-again-Ill-have-some-DIT -in-a-few-min
 
2014-08-29 11:11:00 AM  

Cat Food Sandwiches: In the other CFB thread Krymson Tyde was mentioned in sort of a past tense.  Is he still around?


Sorry to inform you but Krymson Tyde passed away during the offseason.  He will be missed.
 
2014-08-29 11:11:11 AM  

mikaloyd: [news.sportslogos.net image 576x343]

Dammit you three I told you not to look!  I hope you lubed up ahead of time.


*fap*

*fap*

*fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap * *fap**fap**fap**fap*
 
2014-08-29 11:12:20 AM  

Lost Thought 00: Looks like it's the system, not the man


The air raid is very good at making quarterbacks look better than they are.  The Browns will learn that for the second time since coming back in 1999.
 
2014-08-29 11:25:27 AM  
SEC east is a dumpster fire, you say?

Perfect time for the CATS to shock the world and win the division!

/jk lol more like 4-10
//best case scenario will be beating Loserville in the last game to make it to 6-6
 
2014-08-29 11:25:42 AM  

mikaloyd: [news.sportslogos.net image 576x343]

Dammit you three I told you not to look!  I hope you lubed up ahead of time.




tomcatalley.files.wordpress.com

media.247sports.com

hell2danaw.files.wordpress.com

So much tard stuffed into one sh#thole of a town.  A veritable singularity of Derp.
 
2014-08-29 11:46:20 AM  

beefoe: riverwalk barfly: Ambivalence: WildLyle: Ambivalence: Was that headline supposed to make sense?  Most of the words are English but...(shrug)

Yep. Learn what Texas A&M is about and you'll see it makes perfect sence

Supposedly Texas A&M has a good agricultural program.  Some professor there has been developing a means of growing shrimp in a warehouse setting instead of in natural bodies of water.

But that's all I know about Texas A&M.

Rick Perry got his degree in Animal Science there.   That's all you need to know about TAMU.

Theodore Kaczynski and Jeffrey Skilling got their degrees from Harvard. That's all you need to know about HU.


And both have done more for the betterment of the US than Perry.
 
2014-08-29 12:13:27 PM  

Tyrone Biggums: Cat Food Sandwiches: In the other CFB thread Krymson Tyde was mentioned in sort of a past tense.  Is he still around?

He passed away earlier this year.

http://www.fark.com/comments/8278505/We-lost-a-great-Farker-this-week - Krymson-Tyde-passed-away-suddenly-on-Tuesday-You-guys-helped-me-get-th rough-my-dads-death-Heres-hoping-you-can-do-it-again-Ill-have-some-DIT -in-a-few-min


oh damn.  that sucks.  seemed like a good dude.
 
2014-08-29 12:16:53 PM  

sab6300: I never got the Fark hate for A&M, sure it has its issues, just like every other university.  But at the end of the day it always ranks as one of the top Universities in the world.


east texas is not the world son...
 
2014-08-29 12:40:23 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Looks like it's the system, not the man


Or it could be that the coach is good at finding and recruiting really good players
 
2014-08-29 01:06:07 PM  
Isn't it funny how two middling programs in the Big XII moved to the By Gawd Almighty Ess Eee Cee and became instant contenders every year.
 
2014-08-29 01:16:20 PM  
Speaking as an SC fan, I knew the defense was going to be down from the last few years, but it was infinitely worse than I could have imagined. No pass run, no coverage, no outstanding play from the linebacking group (which was supposed to be the strength). The offense looks alright and will do better with a healthy Mike Davis, but jesus....shades of the 0-21 run.
 
2014-08-29 02:00:25 PM  

buckeyebrain: Isn't it funny how two middling programs in the Big XII moved to the By Gawd Almighty Ess Eee Cee and became instant contenders every year.


I have only one thing to say to a tOSU fan. Get ready to lose to Navy Saturday.
 
2014-08-29 02:22:36 PM  

A Fark Handle: sab6300: I never got the Fark hate for A&M, sure it has its issues, just like every other university.  But at the end of the day it always ranks as one of the top Universities in the world.

east texas is not the world son...


According to this list its #159 on planet Earth, not too shabby

http://www.timeshighereducation.co.uk/world-university-rankings/2013 -1 4/world-ranking

/not an aggie
 
2014-08-29 02:46:12 PM  

Maud Dib: FLMountainMan: Jack Lambert's Missing Teeth: WildLyle: Ambivalence: Was that headline supposed to make sense?  Most of the words are English but...(shrug)

Yep. Learn what Texas A&M is about and you'll see it makes perfect sence

Homoerotic uniforms and being isolated in the middle of east bum fark Texas?

Wha????  I think this says more about you than it does about aTm.

Are you sh#tting me, Pyle?He's dead on.

[i224.photobucket.com image 804x599]


An unranked Alabama and a top-5 Florida... at the same time?  That is an OLD image...
 
2014-08-29 02:53:08 PM  

buckeyebrain: Isn't it funny how two middling programs in the Big XII moved to the By Gawd Almighty Ess Eee Cee and became instant contenders every year.


Keep in mind that Texas A&M got a new coach, better recruits, and a new offensive system after moving to the SEC and even then went 6-2 and 4-4 in conference.  Meanwhile, Mizzou gets the benefit of playing in the weaker division.
 
2014-08-29 03:20:11 PM  

sab6300: I never got the Fark hate for A&M, sure it has its issues, just like every other university.  But at the end of the day it always ranks as one of the top Universities in the world.


It's simple really..they are considered a conservative school.
 
2014-08-29 03:33:37 PM  

Tyrone Biggums: Cat Food Sandwiches: In the other CFB thread Krymson Tyde was mentioned in sort of a past tense.  Is he still around?

He passed away earlier this year.

http://www.fark.com/comments/8278505/We-lost-a-great-Farker-this-week - Krymson-Tyde-passed-away-suddenly-on-Tuesday-You-guys-helped-me-get-th rough-my-dads-death-Heres-hoping-you-can-do-it-again-Ill-have-some-DIT -in-a-few-min


Oh, shiat, that's awful.
 
2014-08-29 03:37:18 PM  

colonel0sanders: SEC east is a dumpster fire, you say?

Perfect time for the CATS to shock the world and win the division!

/jk lol more like 4-10
//best case scenario will be beating Loserville in the last game to make it to 6-6


Think you're going to have to give it a year or two still both on 6-6 and beating Louisville (depending on how long it takes Petrino to put his offense together and figure out he made a terrible hire at DC).

Stoops is a good coach, but it's gonna take awhile to up the talent level and implement his system.  They should be better this year, although the record may or may not show it.
 
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