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2014-08-28 08:28:14 PM
Jesus, what an asshole.
 
2014-08-28 08:49:53 PM
img25.wallpapercasa.com
 
2014-08-28 09:02:25 PM
I think it's interesting that the article repeatedly used the phrase that his computer was found sharing the images, and not that he was found sharing them.

It reminds me a bit of the Fight Club dildo scene.
 
2014-08-28 09:48:58 PM
He's 30? From the picture he looks like he closer to 15....
 
2014-08-28 10:06:51 PM

TuteTibiImperes: I think it's interesting that the article repeatedly used the phrase that his computer was found sharing the images, and not that he was found sharing them.

It reminds me a bit of the Fight Club dildo scene.


Guilty until proven innocent, it's the American way
 
2014-08-28 10:07:43 PM
The fact is we live in a dark world, and a depraved culture

Looks like he knows what he's talking about.
 
2014-08-28 10:08:13 PM

"Florida youth pastor busted after his computer is detected 'sharing' child porn..."


What type of computer was it? I bet it was a Linux computer, you can't trust that kernel code. No wonder Linus is always blowing a gasket about the code.

 
2014-08-28 10:08:52 PM
It's like they arent even trying anymore.
 
2014-08-28 10:10:42 PM
My ex wife was molested by her youth pastor. When she brought it to the attention of the head pastor, guess what happened?

/not a big fan of organized religion.

It's not the religion, it's that it s leadership roles attract preditors always hunting for the vulnerable.
 
2014-08-28 10:11:27 PM

Slives: He's 30? From the picture he looks like he closer to 15....


He started using Oil of Olay on his 25th birthday after he realized "I'm a quarter of a century old!"
 
2014-08-28 10:12:49 PM
I feel like there's no joke I can make that won't be against the newer, stricter terms of service, so I'll just say this.
 
2014-08-28 10:13:00 PM
"The fact is we live in a dark world, and a depraved culture."

Its like 10,000 spoons on your wedding day.
 
2014-08-28 10:15:14 PM
 'his computer is detected 'sharing' child porn'


'a computer at his home "sharing" images of child pornography.'

'a computer at his residence in Titusville that was "sharing images of child pornography"'


What did this guy do wrong? Clearly his computer is the guilty party.
 
2014-08-28 10:16:48 PM

Slives: He's 30? From the picture he looks like he closer to 15....


They say you are what you ea --- oh I can't even finish that.
 
2014-08-28 10:18:04 PM
It will be interesting to see how the Catholics With Money™ handle this.
 
2014-08-28 10:18:51 PM
"There are more pitfalls set before young people today than I have time to describe."

So he brought slides.
 
2014-08-28 10:19:17 PM

MrHappyRotter: I feel like there's no joke I can make that won't be against the newer, stricter terms of service, so I'll just say this.


After comments of you putting your fingers up almonds buttholes?!  Try to make that joke!
I believe in you. :)
 
2014-08-28 10:21:28 PM
Stupid, sexy children
 
2014-08-28 10:22:13 PM

GDubDub: My ex wife was molested by her youth pastor. When she brought it to the attention of the head pastor, guess what happened?

/not a big fan of organized religion.

It's not the religion, it's that it s leadership roles attract preditors always hunting for the vulnerable.


 "Predators always hunting for the vulnerable" is the best definition of organized religion I've heard!
 
2014-08-28 10:24:43 PM

skinink: "Florida youth pastor busted after his computer is detected 'sharing' child porn..."
What type of computer was it? I bet it was a Linux computer, you can't trust that kernel code. No wonder Linus is always blowing a gasket about the code.


Don't panic, bro.
 
2014-08-28 10:25:33 PM
img.fark.net

Does anyone know where I can get some of these?  I'm shopping for a house and...
 
2014-08-28 10:25:51 PM
I guess now I know what my facebook feed will be about tomorrow.

/lives in Titusville
//saw it on Fark first
///slashies come in threes
 
2014-08-28 10:25:56 PM

MrHappyRotter: I feel like there's no joke I can make that won't be against the newer, stricter terms of service, so I'll just say this.


Were I you, I'd be more concerned that the only comments I can think to make about a pedophilia article are ones likely to run afoul of a misogyny ban.
 
2014-08-28 10:26:39 PM
Spontaneously combusts? Unearths atheist child pornography ring ?
 
2014-08-28 10:27:50 PM

MrHappyRotter: I feel like there's no joke I can make that won't be against the newer, stricter terms of service, so I'll just say this.


Any chance any of the changes take into account that Fark is turning into the urine-plagued kiddie pool at Trollville?  And are doing anything about it?

... no, eh?
 
2014-08-28 10:28:30 PM
Youth worker pedophile trifecta in play. Pretty sure I want this one to fail.
 
2014-08-28 10:29:00 PM
Episcopal? In Florida?

I was gonna double down on Baptist or generic "Christian. "
 
2014-08-28 10:29:37 PM

fusillade762: The fact is we live in a dark world, and a depraved culture

Looks like he knows what he's talking about.


The people who get most upset at something... pedophiles, rapists, and child molesters... are often victims (understandably), and/or perpetrators. The perpetrators often take on a cloak of authority both as a means to victimize others and to direct attention away from their own activities.

The bar for assuming that authority in religion is set awfully low.
 
2014-08-28 10:30:13 PM

skinink: "Florida youth pastor busted after his computer is detected 'sharing' child porn..."
What type of computer was it? I bet it was a Linux computer, you can't trust that kernel code. No wonder Linus is always blowing a gasket about the code.


Sounds more like Solaris.
 
2014-08-28 10:32:03 PM

silly season: GDubDub: My ex wife was molested by her youth pastor. When she brought it to the attention of the head pastor, guess what happened?

/not a big fan of organized religion.

It's not the religion, it's that it s leadership roles attract preditors always hunting for the vulnerable.

 "Predators always hunting for the vulnerable" is the best definition of organized religion I've heard!


Win.
 
2014-08-28 10:33:50 PM

jaytkay:  'his computer is detected 'sharing' child porn'


'a computer at his home "sharing" images of child pornography.'

'a computer at his residence in Titusville that was "sharing images of child pornography"'

What did this guy do wrong? Clearly his computer is the guilty party.


Computers help people help people
-IBM
 
2014-08-28 10:36:34 PM
So is this the pedobear version of being swatted?
 
2014-08-28 10:36:37 PM
farking youth pastor. I've never known one over 21 who wasn't a creeper.

I mean, seriously, what 20-something says, "Hey, you know, all these church-sponsored young/singles events with people my own age, and hordes of women who are desperate to marry and into technical virginity? Totally sucks. But high school students? Man, that's where it's at!"

Find these people and lock them up.
 
2014-08-28 10:40:47 PM
Was that wrong?

www.rawstory.com

Should I have not done that?
 
2014-08-28 10:41:10 PM

LesserEvil: fusillade762: The fact is we live in a dark world, and a depraved culture

Looks like he knows what he's talking about.

The people who get most upset at something... pedophiles, rapists, and child molesters... are often victims (understandably), and/or perpetrators. The perpetrators often take on a cloak of authority both as a means to victimize others and to direct attention away from their own activities.

The bar for assuming that authority in religion is set awfully low.


Don't be quick to judge. Maybe Satan put those files on his computer to test his faith.
 
2014-08-28 10:44:08 PM
I tend not to trust anyone who refers to himself as a youth pastor.
 
2014-08-28 10:45:21 PM

Darth Invictus: I tend not to trust anyone who refers to himself as a youth pastor.


"Youth Pastor" sounds like a Fark handle.
 
2014-08-28 10:48:14 PM

TuteTibiImperes: I think it's interesting that the article repeatedly used the phrase that his computer was found sharing the images, and not that he was found sharing them.

It reminds me a bit of the Fight Club dildo scene.



Please.  My eyebrows lit up like a Christmas tree.


"My life is forever changed by the youth ministries that I attended," Brandenburg said. "I went for the camps, I went for games, I went to hang out with my friends, to meet girls obviously."

According to a statement from the Florida Department of Law Enforcement, St. Gabriel Episcopal Church youth pastor Lucas Dillon Brandenburg, 30, was arrested on 10 charges of possession of child pornography.

"Despite my wrong motives, I had an encounter with Jesus Christ, I heard his call. And like all who respond to that call, I left my pile of worthless things, and I followed him," he continued. "There are more pitfalls set before young people today than I have time to describe. The fact is we live in a dark world, and a depraved culture."
"And for many teens, a youth ministry is the only port in the storm. The ministry that I run at St. Gabriels is just such a ministry."
 
2014-08-28 10:59:51 PM
img.fark.net

Was he running this app?
 
2014-08-28 11:03:00 PM

ZzeusS: TuteTibiImperes: I think it's interesting that the article repeatedly used the phrase that his computer was found sharing the images, and not that he was found sharing them.

It reminds me a bit of the Fight Club dildo scene.


Please.  My eyebrows lit up like a Christmas tree.


"My life is forever changed by the youth ministries that I attended," Brandenburg said. "I went for the camps, I went for games, I went to hang out with my friends, to meet girls obviously."

According to a statement from the Florida Department of Law Enforcement, St. Gabriel Episcopal Church youth pastor Lucas Dillon Brandenburg, 30, was arrested on 10 charges of possession of child pornography.

"Despite my wrong motives, I had an encounter with Jesus Christ, I heard his call. And like all who respond to that call, I left my pile of worthless things, and I followed him," he continued. "There are more pitfalls set before young people today than I have time to describe. The fact is we live in a dark world, and a depraved culture."
"And for many teens, a youth ministry is the only port in the storm. The ministry that I run at St. Gabriels is just such a ministry."


Christian sleezebags are always blaming the "culture".

Look, I live in the same goddamn culture you do, and somehow I'm able to stay away from the child porn.
 
2014-08-28 11:10:35 PM
Sounds like he was seeding his torrents.
A nice thing to do when sharing run of the mill downloads.
Not real smart when sharing something law enforcement is actively looking for.
 
2014-08-28 11:13:04 PM
"And for many teens, a youth ministry is the only port in the storm. The ministry that I run at St. Gabriels is just such a ministry."

Any port in a storm? The newer and narrower the better? Come into the gates for salvation?
Was he a priest in the Navy?

Oh geez...
 
2014-08-28 11:26:15 PM
Lack of critical thinking, extreme deference to authority, threats of supernatural vengeance, trusted access to children...

Pedobear himself must have conceived of the "youth pastor" position.
 
2014-08-28 11:26:48 PM

Hollie Maea: ZzeusS: TuteTibiImperes: I think it's interesting that the article repeatedly used the phrase that his computer was found sharing the images, and not that he was found sharing them.

It reminds me a bit of the Fight Club dildo scene.


Please.  My eyebrows lit up like a Christmas tree.


"My life is forever changed by the youth ministries that I attended," Brandenburg said. "I went for the camps, I went for games, I went to hang out with my friends, to meet girls obviously."

According to a statement from the Florida Department of Law Enforcement, St. Gabriel Episcopal Church youth pastor Lucas Dillon Brandenburg, 30, was arrested on 10 charges of possession of child pornography.

"Despite my wrong motives, I had an encounter with Jesus Christ, I heard his call. And like all who respond to that call, I left my pile of worthless things, and I followed him," he continued. "There are more pitfalls set before young people today than I have time to describe. The fact is we live in a dark world, and a depraved culture."
"And for many teens, a youth ministry is the only port in the storm. The ministry that I run at St. Gabriels is just such a ministry."

Christian sleezebags are always blaming the "culture".

Look, I live in the same goddamn culture you do, and somehow I'm able to stay away from the child porn.



Hey, it's your fault I get a raging hardon for 12 year old girls.  I am trying to help them by helping myself.   To them.  Obviously.  What?
 
2014-08-28 11:28:13 PM

cowgirl toffee: Darth Invictus: I tend not to trust anyone who refers to himself as a youth pastor.

"Youth Pastor" sounds like a Fark handle.


Pastor Fuzz?
 
2014-08-28 11:29:18 PM
Sorry no county can touch polk county, we had three different churches have three different pastors busted for molestation in the same week.

/Go Florida!
 
2014-08-28 11:34:33 PM

Misconduc: Sorry no county can touch polk county, we had three different churches have three different pastors busted for molestation in the same week.

/Go Florida!


Did the churches make the girls apologise and beg forgiveness for tempting those Godly men?
 
2014-08-28 11:34:46 PM
jtown:

img.fark.net
Does anyone know where I can get some of these?  I'm shopping for a house and...

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com img.fark.net img.fark.net

I had no idea there was such a wide variety of neoclassical erotic light switches!
Thanks Google!
 
2014-08-28 11:58:09 PM
i1178.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-29 12:11:40 AM
I thought 'molested some kids.' I didn't hit the mark exactly right but I got close.
 
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