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(National Post)   Tim Hortons' new Buffalo Chicken Doughnut: is this how Canadians say "fark you?"   (life.nationalpost.com ) divider line
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2014-08-28 04:35:14 PM  
I think this is what they call a "poison pill".
 
2014-08-28 04:39:18 PM  
Maybe Burger King did the dirty deed.
 
2014-08-28 06:17:32 PM  
That's tame, as food at the Great New York State Fair goes.
 
2014-08-28 06:40:06 PM  
next up: deep fried glazed horse turds

/with ranch dressing
//yippee ki-ya, mudderf*cker
 
2014-08-28 06:57:03 PM  
If you guys don't take Beiber we'll keep foisting shiat like this onto you.
 
2014-08-28 07:03:26 PM  
Look, if this merger means we can get poutine and Burger King, then I'd be all for it.
 
2014-08-28 08:44:08 PM  

namegoeshere: That's tame, as food at the Great New York State Fair goes.


In terms of healthiness, sure, it is a joke compared to a lot of fair food (deep fried butter ball anyone?), but the entire idea is just nasty.
 
2014-08-28 09:10:21 PM  

dywed88: namegoeshere: That's tame, as food at the Great New York State Fair goes.

In terms of healthiness, sure, it is a joke compared to a lot of fair food (deep fried butter ball anyone?), but the entire idea is just nasty.


There's this one guy on restaurant (read: roach coach) row who, if you brought him one of those, would batter and deep fry the sucker for you.

I agree that it is beyond nasty. I have a very hard time eating at the fair. I love the chocolate milk and cheese (not fried), but other than that, yuck. Plus, looking at all the crap they serve and the people who are eating the crap they serve makes me lose my appetite.
 
2014-08-28 10:56:48 PM  

namegoeshere: dywed88: namegoeshere: That's tame, as food at the Great New York State Fair goes.

In terms of healthiness, sure, it is a joke compared to a lot of fair food (deep fried butter ball anyone?), but the entire idea is just nasty.

There's this one guy on restaurant (read: roach coach) row who, if you brought him one of those, would batter and deep fry the sucker for you.

I agree that it is beyond nasty. I have a very hard time eating at the fair. I love the chocolate milk and cheese (not fried), but other than that, yuck. Plus, looking at all the crap they serve and the people who are eating the crap they serve makes me lose my appetite.


Hey.

HEY!

mutha...

...You have not LIVED until you have had properly light-friend cheese curds. When they squeek against your teeth as you eat them.

THAT is proper cheese heaven. It isn't our fault you simply haven't had the opportunity.
 
2014-08-28 11:28:28 PM  
crossfitfire.com
 
2014-08-28 11:35:32 PM  
Buffalo chicken flavoring on a sweet donut? Ugh. How about on a Chicken Whopper?
 
2014-08-29 12:36:54 AM  

Arkanaut: I think this is what they call a "poison pill".


You think this is gonna discourage Americans? 
WE'LL DEEP FRY THAT shiat IN EAGLE TEARS!!!!
 
2014-08-29 12:42:24 AM  

bingethinker: Buffalo chicken flavoring on a sweet donut? Ugh. How about on a Chicken Whopper?


My dad used to dip Chocolate chip cookies in Heinz 57 sauce. He preferred Chips Deluxe for this. 
You know how some things sound repulsive, but somehow they come together in an unexpected way? This was the opposite of that. 

It was worse than it sounds.
 
2014-08-29 02:58:12 AM  

Arkanaut: I think this is what they call a "poison pill".


That's not fair. Their doughnuts have been crappier for years now.

/they stopped making them fresh in store
//the Iced Capp is still good though
 
2014-08-29 04:06:36 AM  

inglixthemad: Arkanaut: I think this is what they call a "poison pill".

That's not fair. Their doughnuts have been crappier for years now.

/they stopped making them fresh in store
//the Iced Capp is still good though


Yep! This is what made me stop going,

/some of their sandwiches are still ok
 
2014-08-29 05:04:24 AM  

plewis: Look, if this merger means we can get poutine and Burger King, then I'd be all for it.


That's sorta what I hoped for, but poutine requires people who care. BK doesn't pay enough for care around here.

On a side note, I have a Long John Silver's I frequent that's run by a cabal of black women. Much much better than the one run by any hispanic who turns up at the combo with Taco Bell.
 
2014-08-29 06:43:38 AM  

bionicjoe: Arkanaut: I think this is what they call a "poison pill".

You think this is gonna discourage Americans? 
WE'LL DEEP FRY THAT shiat IN EAGLE TEARS!!!!


Topped with Murica sauce! FARK YEAH!

*explosions and gun fire in background with overweight trailer park residents saluting as they sing Amazing Grace and looking to see if this is on the dollar menu.*
 
2014-08-29 09:07:44 AM  

xaks: namegoeshere: dywed88: namegoeshere: That's tame, as food at the Great New York State Fair goes.

In terms of healthiness, sure, it is a joke compared to a lot of fair food (deep fried butter ball anyone?), but the entire idea is just nasty.

There's this one guy on restaurant (read: roach coach) row who, if you brought him one of those, would batter and deep fry the sucker for you.

I agree that it is beyond nasty. I have a very hard time eating at the fair. I love the chocolate milk and cheese (not fried), but other than that, yuck. Plus, looking at all the crap they serve and the people who are eating the crap they serve makes me lose my appetite.

Hey.

HEY!

mutha...

...You have not LIVED until you have had properly light-friend cheese curds. When they squeek against your teeth as you eat them.

THAT is proper cheese heaven. It isn't our fault you simply haven't had the opportunity.


*hork*

Regular fresh cheese curd squeaks. It's called Squeaky Cheese (aka Mouse Cheese). No need to fry - it's delicious right out of the package.
 
2014-08-29 09:55:55 AM  
Americans horrified by some unhealthy food.

Yeah, sure NP.

I'd wager that doughnut is tasty. Haven't you guys had chicken and waffles with a little hot sauce?
 
2014-08-29 12:48:39 PM  
Little Brother learns it from you.
He watches everything you do.
 
2014-08-29 12:52:05 PM  
I'm a cruller man myself. They taste more buttery than if they had butter in them. It's like Long Island Iced Tea. Tastes like tea but has absolutely no tea in it. What's the Farking Deal with that? It's enough to mystify Bill O'Reilly and the Juggalos.

Bill O'Reilly and the Juggalos would be a good name for a band thinks Dave Berry.
 
2014-08-29 03:22:05 PM  

bionicjoe: bingethinker: Buffalo chicken flavoring on a sweet donut? Ugh. How about on a Chicken Whopper?

My dad used to dip Chocolate chip cookies in Heinz 57 sauce. He preferred Chips Deluxe for this. 
You know how some things sound repulsive, but somehow they come together in an unexpected way? This was the opposite of that. 

It was worse than it sounds.


When McD's used to have chocolaty chip cookies, I used to dip them in the sweet and sour, and it was amazing.
 
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