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(Fox News)   Joan Rivers rushed to hospital in critic condition   (foxnews.com ) divider line 142
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2014-08-28 02:22:37 PM  
"Give her 10 cc's of botox, STAT!"
 
2014-08-28 02:27:50 PM  
 
2014-08-28 02:43:12 PM  
Can you believe she wore that outfit to the emergency room?!? UGH!!!
 
2014-08-28 02:49:00 PM  
So, where was she getting her surgery done, Maaco?


//try the veal, tip your server, here all week, etc..
 
2014-08-28 02:49:08 PM  
After insulting Obama, I knew the attempts on her life would soon follow.
 
2014-08-28 02:49:22 PM  

albert71292: She's been upgraded to "stable".


Maybe we should get a second opinion.
 
2014-08-28 02:53:09 PM  
Well, she is 110. These things are to be expected at that age.
 
2014-08-28 02:53:59 PM  
This sounds like Celebrity #3 is right around the corner.  :/
 
2014-08-28 02:58:59 PM  

xanadian: This sounds like Celebrity #3 is right around the corner.  :/


Maybe it is the fulfillment of the Billy Crystal Curse
www.movieposter.com
 
2014-08-28 03:02:34 PM  

albert71292: She's been upgraded to "stable".


She's no better off than Sarah Jessica Parker?
 
2014-08-28 03:05:10 PM  

kronicfeld: albert71292: She's been upgraded to "stable".

She's no better off than Sarah Jessica Parker?


Heh.  Nice.
 
2014-08-28 03:10:28 PM  
She was funny and truly groundbreaking

/in the 60s
 
2014-08-28 03:12:17 PM  

kronicfeld: albert71292: She's been upgraded to "stable".

She's no better off than Sarah Jessica Parker?


/shakes tiny fist
 
2014-08-28 03:17:56 PM  
Get back to me when Joan's 6 feet under the red carpet.
 
2014-08-28 03:18:09 PM  
She's had so many face and skin lifts the doctor was able to examine her lungs by looking into her vagina.
 
2014-08-28 03:18:24 PM  

namegoeshere: Well, she is 110. These things are to be expected at that age.


Which is why she's on my dead pool for this year, but after September.
 
2014-08-28 03:31:44 PM  
Yeah, the embalming process is pretty much complete on this one. The half-life on the remains should be longer than a ski-boot.
 
2014-08-28 03:32:03 PM  
I hope she dies.

WHAT? IT WAS A JOKE. I WAS JUST KIDDING.vDon't make your lack of a sense of humor MY problem.
 
2014-08-28 03:43:11 PM  

Demetrius: Can you believe she wore that outfit to the emergency room?!? UGH!!!


And those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez!
 
2014-08-28 03:48:19 PM  

albert71292: She's been upgraded to "stable".


That TV Guide link is the only source reporting that as of now, and in this age of minute to minute updates from TMZ and the gossip rags, I would take that for face value. The fact that there hasn't been any update on her condition since this morning may not bode well.
 
2014-08-28 04:07:29 PM  
So long and thanks for nothing.
 
2014-08-28 04:14:56 PM  
I like her, she's funny, I hope she's doing okay.
 
2014-08-28 05:20:53 PM  
Abe Vigoda last seen wringing his hands in anticipation of stealing another soul
 
2014-08-28 05:21:10 PM  
Fortunately we still have her daughter, who is an absolute talent who benefitted from her mother's stardom no way whatsoever, winning her current notoriety exclusively through hard work and innate ability.
 
2014-08-28 05:55:53 PM  

albert71292: She's been upgraded to "stable".


even dead people get a 3

stable is a relative term. She can have zero brain activity and be on a vent and still be stable
 
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2014-08-28 05:56:05 PM  
I met her once.  She was an insufferable biatch. Just a terrible, horrible, entitled waste of air.

Good riddance.
 
2014-08-28 06:00:28 PM  
Yah, she's dead Jim

the vent is to give family time to get there
 
2014-08-28 06:03:27 PM  
Clearly the start of a new set of three's, Jake "The Snake" Robert apparently in very poor health right now as wellhttp://pwinsider.com/article/87895/jake-roberts-health-update.ht ml?p=1
 
2014-08-28 06:06:54 PM  
Do we have to bury her, cremate her, or put her in the recycling bin?
 
2014-08-28 06:09:09 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Abe Vigoda last seen wringing his hands in anticipation of stealing another soul


Still going strong. Now we know why.
 
2014-08-28 06:13:47 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Do we have to bury her, cremate her, or put her in the recycling bin?


At this point, she's non-flammable.
 
2014-08-28 06:14:59 PM  

stoli n coke: Sin_City_Superhero: Do we have to bury her, cremate her, or put her in the recycling bin?

At this point, she's non-flammable.


I'd be surprised if she was organic.
 
2014-08-28 06:15:30 PM  
I'm sure that her family won't mind people making snarky jokes about her health issues.
 
2014-08-28 06:21:05 PM  

Bermuda59: I'm sure that her family won't mind people making snarky jokes about her health issues.


that's a relief!
 
2014-08-28 06:21:41 PM  
fark, I hope the biatch dies painfully, she has caused so much pain to others in her life time, I hope it is visited back on her 10 fold!
 
2014-08-28 06:22:33 PM  

yyrkoon: caused so much pain to others in her life time, I hope it is visited back on her 10 fold!


it usually is.
 
2014-08-28 06:28:42 PM  

yyrkoon: fark, I hope the biatch dies painfully, she has caused so much pain to others in her life time, I hope it is visited back on her 10 fold!


Pretty much sums it up for me...

/fark the miseable old biatch with right in her bleached asshole
 
2014-08-28 06:29:50 PM  
I'm surprised that vile, vapid coont has made it this long. She's had so gorram many fix-it procedures I doubt the frame is even original any more. I mean, her tits itch and she can scratch her cheeks to sooth it.

Frankly, that hag should have died years ago. Aeons ago. It's been at least that ling since she was actually funny, if at all. I'll be pretty happy when that thing isn't sucking up our air any more.
 
2014-08-28 06:33:31 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: She's had so many face and skin lifts the doctor was able to examine her lungs by looking into her vagina.


If Joan Rivers gets any more facelifts she'll be wearing a goatee.

It's OK.  The doctors examined Joan Rivers' heart and found nothing.
 
2014-08-28 06:34:28 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Do we have to bury her, cremate her, or put her in the recycling bin?


Recycle, depending on the symbol on her ass.
 
2014-08-28 06:34:29 PM  
This is probably the longest she's gone without talking in 60 years..
 
2014-08-28 06:35:48 PM  

albert71292: She's been upgraded to "stable".


She hasn't been 'stable' in 20 years, at least
Or funny
Or relevant

intomarvelouslight25.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-28 06:36:20 PM  
She'll be fine.

pool.theinfosphere.org
 
2014-08-28 06:36:57 PM  

albert71292: She's been upgraded to "stable".


Sarah Jessica Parker has been upgraded to "a stable".
 
2014-08-28 06:37:07 PM  
Strange, her body is only what? 10...15 years old tops.
 
2014-08-28 06:37:11 PM  

cretinbob: Yah, she's dead Jim
the vent is to give family time to get there


Sounds like she's done for. At least it was fairly quick.
 
2014-08-28 06:37:37 PM  
Since she claims "Palestinians deserve to be dead," I would like to say that I hope she survives whatever this is but also that I hope it is intensely painful and permanently incapacitating.

Skanky old evil biatch.
 
2014-08-28 06:38:05 PM  

Bermuda59: I'm sure that her family won't mind people making snarky jokes about her health issues.


Why not? She'd be in on the action.

I'm blaming Lena Dunham's Emmy dress for stopping her heart and breathing.
 
2014-08-28 06:39:37 PM  

RoxtarRyan: She'll be fine.

[pool.theinfosphere.org image 423x282]


She's looking good so far!

img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-08-28 06:45:47 PM  
Ok, what movie/tv show is the above image from?  I remember watching it, but don't remember what it was.
 
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