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(Huffington Post)   ISIS says it's burning marijuana fields in Syria. Plans to burn a little at a time until it's all gone   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 109
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2014-08-28 02:32:13 PM
I was all about staying out if it until now. But now I want these men dead, I want their families dead and I want their homes burned to the ground.
 
2014-08-28 02:43:03 PM
Syria has marijuana fields? Maybe they should all smoke some and chill the fark out for a while.
 
2014-08-28 02:55:31 PM
Ok this is a good reason to go to war. I'm on board.
 
2014-08-28 02:59:33 PM
C'mon, subby, if these guys were high, they wouldn't invading and pillaging, except on a WoW team. They'd be on their couches, eating Cheetos, and only talking about revolution.

Personally, I hope they all inhale deeply.
 
2014-08-28 03:14:34 PM
www.handheldmuseum.com

The surest way to make them bleed is when you bust their ass and steal their weed.
 
2014-08-28 03:17:27 PM
Now it's personal!
 
2014-08-28 03:27:51 PM
this is what get farkers motivated.  kill thousands of innocents?  {{crickets}}.  Destroy some drugs?  time to unleash the thunder and lightning.
 
2014-08-28 03:50:21 PM
I want to kick subby in the gonads for using the cool tag, but I just smoked a bowl and these cheetos aren't going to eat themselves.
Or are they?
 
2014-08-28 04:34:09 PM
What would be awesome is if the whole damn region got a contact high.  Maybe they'd mellow out and stop killing each other for a while.
 
2014-08-28 06:15:11 PM

xanadian: What would be awesome is if the whole damn region got a contact high.  Maybe they'd mellow out and stop killing each other for a while.


THIS is why I think smoke should be piped through the ventilation system of all public (at least governmental) buildings in the U.S.

That would also make it affordable for me. And I'd spend a lot of time in public buildings.\

jehovahs witness protection: I want to kick subby in the gonads for using the cool tag, but I just smoked a bowl and these cheetos aren't going to eat themselves.
Or are they?


How do Cheetos eat themselves?
 
2014-08-28 06:15:20 PM
Wait, what? I thought Islam was cool with marijuana?
 
2014-08-28 06:17:05 PM
So this changes everything. Conservatives will now love ISIS and Obama is still King.
 
2014-08-28 06:17:09 PM
If it was poppy fields, it would be gone in a day.

/mostly in snocones
 
2014-08-28 06:17:56 PM
The cocaine is still safe though, right?

37.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-28 06:18:02 PM
WAIT A MINUTE, SUBBY - why the "Cool" tag?
 
2014-08-28 06:21:54 PM
Bush Legacy
 
2014-08-28 06:21:56 PM
That positive test?  About that, your honor.  You see, I just got back from my tour of the Holy Land.  Our bus broke down on our visit to the north.   While we were standing outside, waiting for a tow, the winds changed--suddenly, from the northeast, billows of smoke began to overcome us.  I recognized the smell immediately as marijuana from a police demonstration at my junior high--It was a choking (but still pretty mellow) cloud....

anyways, I thought no one back home would ever believe me, and then I saw this article and was like 'woah! I was totally there!'  So, long story short--that must be why I tested positive."
 
2014-08-28 06:22:34 PM

fusillade762: Wait, what? I thought Islam was cool with marijuana?


Hey imān, pass the spliff.
 
2014-08-28 06:27:53 PM
Islam is malice spelled backwards ---- after transposing a couple letters ---- and switching one --- and smoking some herb --- and stuff.

*shuffles off, cleaning bifocals on ITG T-shirt*

Those farkers need to chill the hell out...
 
2014-08-28 06:28:34 PM
Ok NOW they have gone too far. Time to take the gloves off and bury these f-ers

Who wants to bet these guys did all this while chewing khat
 
2014-08-28 06:29:15 PM
Step 1.) Puff
Step 2.) Puff
Step 3.) Pass

Do not fark it up.
 
2014-08-28 06:30:31 PM

Headso: I was all about staying out if it until now. But now I want these men dead, I want their families dead and I want their homes burned to the ground.


And then we kill the people who loaned them money...
www.mapsofworld.com
/and then like that... they're gone
 
2014-08-28 06:30:49 PM
www.tooconservative.com
 
2014-08-28 06:30:58 PM
Okay, that's it. They must be stopped.
 
2014-08-28 06:33:01 PM
"Destroy it," he says. Well, boys, we've a man's work ahead of us this day.
 
2014-08-28 06:33:43 PM
Kill them. Kill them all.
 
2014-08-28 06:34:43 PM
This is the first war on drugs that seems slightly successful.
 
2014-08-28 06:35:53 PM
Didn't the USA and 'our' allies fund these guys in the fight against Syria so that Saudi Arabia and Qatar could build a LNG pipeline through Syria?
 
2014-08-28 06:36:10 PM
Terrorist always screwing up drug deals. The guy who got busted and who's story became midnight express basically said he would fly to turkey and pick up hash and fly home. It wasn't until the PLO started blowing up airplanes that the security got tough.

If you have never seen the show "I almost got away with it" check the one out about him. The story of his arrest and escape from an island prison is pretty interesting
 
2014-08-28 06:36:56 PM

edmo: So this changes everything. Conservatives will now love ISIS and Obama is still King.


I'm conservative and smoke weed every day.
Not all of us are like the loudest crazies.
BOTH sides have the crazy.
 
2014-08-28 06:38:27 PM

EvilMonkeyBoy: Kill them. Kill them all.


img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-08-28 06:41:51 PM
Okay ISIS I had your back but you're dead to me.
 
2014-08-28 06:42:22 PM

orezona: [www.tooconservative.com image 450x352]


4.bp.blogspot.com
Hanging's too good for em! Burnin's too good for em! They should be chopped into bitty pieces and buried alive!
 
2014-08-28 06:43:27 PM

jehovahs witness protection: edmo: So this changes everything. Conservatives will now love ISIS and Obama is still King.

I'm conservative and smoke weed every day.
Not all of us are like the loudest crazies.
BOTH sides have the crazy.


Not even close to believable. Try starting with your usual and then slowly de-derping.
That would potato much better.
 
2014-08-28 06:45:32 PM

edmo: So this changes everything. Conservatives will now love ISIS and Obama is still King.


Not until they change the name of the invisible entity they worship from "Allah" to "Jesus".  They've agreed on everything else for a very long time.
 
2014-08-28 06:47:40 PM

mama2tnt: WAIT A MINUTE, SUBBY - why the "Cool" tag?


Because subby is  a farkin' square.
 
2014-08-28 06:48:51 PM
You know, I had a feeling those guys were assholes.
 
2014-08-28 06:52:51 PM
Ah, factional humanity.

Dope, dick and "sorry, wrong god".

Just add guns and butter.

Next slide, please.
 
2014-08-28 06:53:22 PM
what a bunch of sISsIeS!
 
2014-08-28 06:55:53 PM
Hanged, Drawn and Quartered, nothing less.

either that or Bastinado, every day for the rest of their miserable lives.
 
2014-08-28 06:57:47 PM

ZMugg: EvilMonkeyBoy: Kill them. Kill them all.

[img1.wikia.nocookie.net image 292x258]


That dude was the scariest dude in all of Star Trek. I still have nightmares about him sometimes.
 
2014-08-28 06:58:53 PM
Probably burning all the MJ to make room for the poppies.
 
2014-08-28 07:02:46 PM
Pot goes much better with this Isis:

http://youtu.be/JOo-7kijbcg
 
2014-08-28 07:07:43 PM
One common thread with the backgrounds of young American and English men who are tempted to fight for extremist jihadi groups is that they were severe potheads, and often sold weed to make money. They blame their poor prospects in the West on our culture, rather than taking responsibility for making themselves lazy and uneducated by spending decades of their lives buzzed on chronic.
 
2014-08-28 07:08:29 PM

TV's Vinnie: Probably burning all the MJ to make room for the poppies.


Why would they want the CIA involved.
 
2014-08-28 07:11:19 PM

edmo: So this changes everything. Conservatives will now love ISIS and Obama is still King.


Only in the same way they love Putin.  Because both of them get sh*t done.

Not the sh*t we want to see done, but hey, they're better at doing it than our worthless excuse for a President.
 
2014-08-28 07:13:35 PM

Mouser: edmo: So this changes everything. Conservatives will now love ISIS and Obama is still King.

Only in the same way they love Putin.  Because both of them get sh*t done.

Not the sh*t we want to see done, but hey, they're better at doing it than our worthless excuse for a President.


Democracy, how does it work?
 
2014-08-28 07:16:17 PM

OtherLittleGuy: If it was poppy fields, it would be gone in a day.

/mostly in snocones



???

/i am Groot
 
2014-08-28 07:28:49 PM
Subby... you are a problem now.
 
2014-08-28 07:36:49 PM
That will last a few million dollars worth of ideology and be done,
 
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