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(CNN)   FBI investigating hack at JPMorgan Chase. No word yet as to whether this involves account data or Jamie Dimon   ( money.cnn.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, JPMorgan Chase & Co., FBI, hacking attacks, United States Secret Service, CNN International, FBI investigating  
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320 clicks; posted to Business » on 28 Aug 2014 at 1:58 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-08-28 11:52:19 AM  
why not both?
 
2014-08-28 12:19:59 PM  
fark Jamie Dimon.  I hope the hackers cleared out his account and he's completely destitute.
 
2014-08-28 12:57:59 PM  
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BUAAAAHAHAHAAHA!!
 
2014-08-28 01:07:16 PM  
I'd like to hack her (BEEPS)
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2014-08-28 01:55:49 PM  
If someone steals my credit rating, I feel sorry for them.
 
2014-08-28 02:14:47 PM  

Walker: I'd like to hack her (BEEPS)
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wat
 
2014-08-28 02:22:51 PM  

Walker: I'd like to hack her (BEEPS)


Nice!
 
2014-08-28 02:25:33 PM  
Is your name Jamie Dimon?

Naw, my name is Clarence.
 
2014-08-28 02:42:23 PM  
Fark Chase. My grandmother (who has a substantial amount invested with them) got 8k stolen from her account and they just shrugged and said 'sorry about your luck'. Didn't investigate or reimburse a dime. Poor sweet old lady. I'm gonna burn that mother to the ground!!!

/not really
 
2014-08-28 03:16:46 PM  

Earthworm Jim Jones: I'm gonna burn that mother to the ground!!!


get in line.
 
2014-08-28 03:19:55 PM  
done in one
 
2014-08-28 03:24:46 PM  
Step 1) Claim they were hacked
Step 2) claim any investigations or charges were from illegally gathered evidence.
Step 3) Profit!
 
2014-08-28 05:44:36 PM  

ManateeGag: Earthworm Jim Jones: I'm gonna burn that mother to the ground!!!

get in line.


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\my solution
 
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