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2014-08-28 11:45:46 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-28 12:39:43 PM  
Took me a second.... but then I....

i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-28 01:03:08 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-28 01:58:47 PM  
I don't get it.  I feel dumb.
 
2014-08-28 02:08:03 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I don't get it.  I feel dumb.


Welker's on his third concussion.
 
2014-08-28 02:38:13 PM  

Quasar: Benevolent Misanthrope: I don't get it.  I feel dumb.

Welker's on his third concussion.


Still don't get it
 
2014-08-28 03:03:33 PM  
Perfect picture/headline combo by Onion.
 
2014-08-28 03:20:19 PM  
Oh Onion, just when I think you've gone all Simpsons on me (your greatest stuff far behind you), you pull a stunt like this and COMPLETELY REDEEM YOURSELF. Oh and...homepages.theonion.com
 
2014-08-28 03:24:55 PM  
[slow_clap.gif]

That was perfect, and sublime. One sentence.
 
2014-08-28 03:30:45 PM  
It's not cool to make fun of injured people! I'm reporting this to the moddds!

/good find subby
 
2014-08-28 03:45:50 PM  
Come on Welker! Is your health as important as my fantasy team?!
 
2014-08-28 03:51:24 PM  

Candygram4Mongo: Quasar: Benevolent Misanthrope: I don't get it.  I feel dumb.

Welker's on his third concussion.

Still don't get it


i.ytimg.com
"Do what now?"
 
2014-08-28 03:51:37 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: Candygram4Mongo: Quasar: Benevolent Misanthrope: I don't get it.  I feel dumb.

Welker's on his third concussion.

Still don't get it

Welker plays for The Broncos.


It took me three clicks to get it. First day at work in 3 months. 
Pro Tip: He's in a Broncos jersey
Hint: It doesn't say Patriots in the headline
 
2014-08-28 03:52:34 PM  

bionicjoe: Gecko Gingrich: Candygram4Mongo: Quasar: Benevolent Misanthrope: I don't get it.  I feel dumb.

Welker's on his third concussion.

Still don't get it

Welker plays for The Broncos.

It took me three clicks to get it. First day at work in 3 months. 
Pro Tip: He's in a Broncos jersey
Hint: It doesn't say Patriots BRONCOSin the headline


Dammit.
 
2014-08-28 04:17:24 PM  
oh come on now......

i am blond AND i come from Indiana - even I got it.
 
2014-08-28 04:28:04 PM  

bionicjoe: Dammit.


You're the worst.


Gecko Gingrich: {clicks profile}

Name: Kirk

Dammit.


Actual out loud laughings at the screen. You're the best.
 
2014-08-28 04:31:42 PM  
I guess I get it. Sort of. Meh.
 
2014-08-28 06:21:38 PM  
Best Onion headline in a long time. Almost as good as the Alzheimer's pancakes article.
 
2014-08-28 06:30:04 PM  

Candygram4Mongo: Quasar: Benevolent Misanthrope: I don't get it.  I feel dumb.

Welker's on his third concussion.

Still don't get it


Welker used to play for the Patriots until last year.  Now he plays for the Broncos.  He sustained his third concussion in a year during a preseason game with the Broncos last week.  Repeated concussions can cause memory loss.  The headline is implying that Welker has in fact suffered memory loss and thinks he still plays for the Patriots.
 
2014-08-28 06:52:14 PM  

gophurt: Candygram4Mongo: Quasar: Benevolent Misanthrope: I don't get it.  I feel dumb.

Welker's on his third concussion.

Still don't get it

Welker used to play for the Patriots until last year.  Now he plays for the Broncos.  He sustained his third concussion in a year during a preseason game with the Broncos last week.  Repeated concussions can cause memory loss.  The headline is implying that Welker has in fact suffered memory loss and thinks he still plays for the Patriots.


Now THAT is what I call an explanation!

You should write instruction manuals for a living...
 
2014-08-28 07:05:30 PM  

oh_please: It's not cool to make fun of injured people! I'm reporting this to the moddds!

/good find subby


At least Welker didn't rape anyone.

Then we couldn't talk about him.
 
2014-08-28 07:14:54 PM  

gophurt: Candygram4Mongo: Quasar: Benevolent Misanthrope: I don't get it.  I feel dumb.

Welker's on his third concussion.

Still don't get it

Welker used to play for the Patriots until last year.  Now he plays for the Broncos.  He sustained his third concussion in a year during a preseason game with the Broncos last week.  Repeated concussions can cause memory loss.  The headline is implying that Welker has in fact suffered memory loss and thinks he still plays for the Patriots.


I don't get it.
 
2014-08-28 07:31:27 PM  

roc6783: gophurt: Candygram4Mongo: Quasar: Benevolent Misanthrope: I don't get it.  I feel dumb.

Welker's on his third concussion.

Still don't get it

Welker used to play for the Patriots until last year.  Now he plays for the Broncos.  He sustained his third concussion in a year during a preseason game with the Broncos last week.  Repeated concussions can cause memory loss.  The headline is implying that Welker has in fact suffered memory loss and thinks he still plays for the Patriots.

I don't get it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1PBptSDIh8
 
2014-08-28 07:58:57 PM  
What, they were so tired after coming up with that headline they couldn't come up with a story?
 
2014-08-28 09:00:28 PM  

roc6783: gophurt: Candygram4Mongo: Quasar: Benevolent Misanthrope: I don't get it.  I feel dumb.

Welker's on his third concussion.

Still don't get it

Welker used to play for the Patriots until last year.  Now he plays for the Broncos.  He sustained his third concussion in a year during a preseason game with the Broncos last week.  Repeated concussions can cause memory loss.  The headline is implying that Welker has in fact suffered memory loss and thinks he still plays for the Patriots.

I don't get it.


Relevant
 
2014-08-29 10:11:30 AM  
img.fark.net
This is how Welker will remember his time in the NFL.
 
2014-08-29 06:14:32 PM  

gophurt: roc6783: gophurt: Candygram4Mongo: Quasar: Benevolent Misanthrope: I don't get it.  I feel dumb.

Welker's on his third concussion.

Still don't get it

Welker used to play for the Patriots until last year.  Now he plays for the Broncos.  He sustained his third concussion in a year during a preseason game with the Broncos last week.  Repeated concussions can cause memory loss.  The headline is implying that Welker has in fact suffered memory loss and thinks he still plays for the Patriots.

I don't get it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1PBptSDIh8


So I make a bad joke and you make me watch a video that melts my soul? How is that fair?

/Seriously, what the fark was that?
 
2014-08-29 06:15:16 PM  

Rex_Banner: roc6783: gophurt: Candygram4Mongo: Quasar: Benevolent Misanthrope: I don't get it.  I feel dumb.

Welker's on his third concussion.

Still don't get it

Welker used to play for the Patriots until last year.  Now he plays for the Broncos.  He sustained his third concussion in a year during a preseason game with the Broncos last week.  Repeated concussions can cause memory loss.  The headline is implying that Welker has in fact suffered memory loss and thinks he still plays for the Patriots.

I don't get it.

Relevant


Now that's what I was expecting.
 
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