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(USA Today)   In exciting news from 2005, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie get married   (usatoday.com) divider line 22
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2014-08-28 01:18:28 PM  
Out of touch with the whole thing.
thought they were already hitched.

Like I  had a chance with either of them.
 
2014-08-28 01:37:15 PM  
 
2014-08-28 02:07:57 PM  

InterruptingQuirk: But:


"I've said that we would not be getting married until everyone in this county had the right to get married," Pitt told host Ellen Degeneres.


That's the first thing that I thought of.
 
2014-08-28 02:09:35 PM  
Well, there has been significant progress in that regard recently.  But the Supremes haven't yet made their final ruling, of course.
 
2014-08-28 02:13:49 PM  
Next they'll come up with some portmanteau for the relationship or something.
 
2014-08-28 02:25:53 PM  
He married her after the double mastectomy.

Must be true love....

/Do I need to report myself?
 
2014-08-28 02:31:10 PM  

Intercessorx: InterruptingQuirk: But:


"I've said that we would not be getting married until everyone in this county had the right to get married," Pitt told host Ellen Degeneres.

That's the first thing that I thought of.


"What do you mean 'everyone'?"

"EVERYONE!!!!!!"
 
2014-08-28 02:34:39 PM  

Intercessorx: InterruptingQuirk: But:


"I've said that we would not be getting married until everyone in this county had the right to get married," Pitt told host Ellen Degeneres.

That's the first thing that I thought of.


This and this.

What's the over/under until the divorce?
 
2014-08-28 02:36:12 PM  

Beerguy: He married her after the double mastectomy.

Must be true love....

/Do I need to report myself?


That is a lot of love! Don't think I could live without Boobies
 
2014-08-28 02:54:02 PM  
Would I have a chance with Angelina? Hell, yes. She knows a good thing when she sees it.
 
2014-08-28 03:04:11 PM  
Angelina is like that hot chick you think is cool but then all she wants to do is adopt babies from third world countries and ruin your life.
 
2014-08-28 03:11:03 PM  
Awww, that's sweet.  Although that actually makes me wonder about the status of their relationship.

Still, the gay marriage fight is close to being won.  I don't begrudge them their marriage.
 
2014-08-28 03:37:59 PM  
Everybody chill the Fark out.   They've got a movie coming out. Big deal.
 
2014-08-28 03:41:52 PM  
Damn he's 50?

/feel old
 
2014-08-28 03:43:24 PM  

Vidwiz: Beerguy: He married her after the double mastectomy.

Must be true love....

/Do I need to report myself?

That is a lot of love! Don't think I could live without Boobies


There was a total reconstruction done in her case.
 
2014-08-28 03:58:27 PM  
Which one of them has a movie coming out soon?
 
2014-08-28 04:30:21 PM  
Jennifer Anniston, if you need comforting then I'm here for you.
 
2014-08-28 04:40:47 PM  

Geotpf: Well, there has been significant progress in that regard recently.  But the Supremes haven't yet made their final ruling, of course.


you can't hurry love . . .
 
2014-08-28 07:43:59 PM  
When you're giving the Duggars a run for their money the child army department I don't think that refusing to marry until everyone can is really in your kids' best interests.
 
2014-08-28 08:37:14 PM  
When they announced their engagement some time ago they said it was because their children were asking them to get married. They felt that significant progress had been made on gay marriage and it was eventually going to be nation wide. They've been together a long time and seem to be fairly stable as a couple so more power to them.
 
2014-08-28 09:12:42 PM  

Fire Babe: When they announced their engagement some time ago they said it was because their children were asking them to get married. They felt that significant progress had been made on gay marriage and it was eventually going to be nation wide. They've been together a long time and seem to be fairly stable as a couple so more power to them.


When you take a stand refusing to do something for political reasons, it makes you look bad when go and do that thing before your cause has been successful.
 
2014-08-29 06:12:10 PM  
I thought they got married a long time ago...they married, split, and married again?  Hey guys,
you're not Liz and Dick...just dicks.  (Figure that one out.)
 
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