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(Las Vegas Sun)   Women steal two Rolexes worth over $16K from Vegas tourists, using sex to distract them while they hid the watches. One used her purse while the other just snatch'd it   (lasvegassun.com ) divider line
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2014-08-28 11:28:33 AM  
untappedcities.com

Better than $8.
 
2014-08-28 12:06:38 PM  
forums-cdn.appleinsider.com

Did the watch look like this?
 
2014-08-28 12:10:19 PM  
FTFA: According to the report, police found a Submariner watch in Warren's purse during a search, and Kennard removed a GMT Master from her vagina in the presence of officers. The watches were returned to the men.

Maybe dunk it in bleach first. Thanks.
 
2014-08-28 01:05:28 PM  
You can afford a roex and you aren't smart enough not to stick it in rental cooze?
 
2014-08-28 01:11:47 PM  
Did she use her prison wallet, or her ham wallet?

/I, uh, know those terms
 
2014-08-28 02:33:45 PM  
Takes a licking.
 
2014-08-28 02:34:23 PM  
Would it be rape if the guys had fake Rolexes?
 
2014-08-28 02:34:40 PM  
They stuck the watches in their vaginal areas? Ummm, yeah, you keep the watch, it's yours. Ick!
 
2014-08-28 02:35:04 PM  
Take my watch off around these women? I would not take my socks off...
fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net

www.bustedmugshots.com

blogs.westword.com
 
2014-08-28 02:36:18 PM  
This is exactly why someone has to invent the Cockwatch.
 
2014-08-28 02:37:06 PM  
One used her purse while the other just snatch'd it


I didn't click on the link. Was a revulva involved in this caper at all?
 
2014-08-28 02:38:13 PM  
G-SHOCK SPOT
 
2014-08-28 02:39:02 PM  
From the comments section:

"Not Hank Harrison
1 hour ago
Misunderstanding, pure and simple. One woman says, "Let's have sex." Guy says "Okay." Second woman says, "I wanna watch." Man says, "Okay." Pure misunderstanding.
 
2014-08-28 02:39:08 PM  
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/accidental-photobomb-l eads-to-beating-3-arrests-in-lodo

I guess it is the same Bryanna that was involved in a photobomb assault. Also on Fark IIRC
 
2014-08-28 02:39:29 PM  

theflatline: Take my watch off around these women? I would not take my socks off...
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That forehead needs its own SS number.
 
2014-08-28 02:41:22 PM  
Wouldn't that kinda hurt?  Watches aren't exactly smooth.

/kinda want to observe
 
2014-08-28 02:41:51 PM  
Check it out...

oi58.tinypic.com

... you can see the time.
 
2014-08-28 02:42:19 PM  
They took the watches but gave them the herp.

If the dudes standards were that low, they deserve whatever they lost or caught
 
2014-08-28 02:43:07 PM  
Where's the video?
 
2014-08-28 02:43:12 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Check it out...

[oi58.tinypic.com image 480x360]

... you can see the time.


I hope it has auto wind
 
2014-08-28 02:43:34 PM  
Wouldn't it have been more appropriate to hide the Submariner in that fashion, rather than the GMT Master?
 
2014-08-28 02:44:24 PM  
If you can't do the time, don't steal the time or something like that.
 
2014-08-28 02:45:11 PM  
One of the victims claimed to have said "never mind, go ahead and keep it"
 
2014-08-28 02:46:02 PM  
$16,000? People are such idiots. I got mine for less than half retail price - only $3500


img.fark.net
 
2014-08-28 02:46:22 PM  

Literally Addicted: One of the victims claimed to have said "never mind, go ahead and keep it"


I almost typed that, too, but then thought "don't make sense cause he was ready to stick his wang in that crazy" and I value little fawlty more than any damn watch.
 
2014-08-28 02:47:08 PM  

There's Always A Bloody Ghost: They stuck the watches in their vaginal areas? Ummm, yeah, you keep the watch, it's yours. Ick!


^^^^

Reported!

/for accuracy
 
2014-08-28 02:48:03 PM  

uber humper: cowgirl toffee: Check it out...

[oi58.tinypic.com image 480x360]

... you can see the time.

I hope it has auto wind


It might run fast.

Rustico: FTFA: According to the report, police found a Submariner watch in Warren's purse during a search, and Kennard removed a GMT Master from her vagina in the presence of officers. The watches were returned to the men.

Maybe dunk it in bleach first. Thanks.


Or sell it to a Japanese businessman.

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: This is exactly why someone has to invent the Cockwatch.


Clocks and Cocks.  Both need to have a face and two hands on them.
 
2014-08-28 02:49:00 PM  
Now both your watch and your cawk have the herp, great job.
 
2014-08-28 02:49:48 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: $16,000? People are such idiots. I got mine for less than half retail price - only $3500


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Claimed value I imagine, plus I imagine the submariner was the white gold one
 
2014-08-28 02:50:24 PM  
Snatching watches or watching snatches?

Why not both?
 
2014-08-28 02:52:20 PM  

uber humper: cowgirl toffee: Check it out...

[oi58.tinypic.com image 480x360]

... you can see the time.

I hope it has auto wind


Forget that... I hope its water proof.  :P
 
2014-08-28 02:53:25 PM  
Wait, I know this joke...

"If you'll help me find my watch, we can drive out!"

(Rimshot)

/I know, I know...REPORTED.
 
2014-08-28 02:53:43 PM  

loonatic112358: Ctrl-Alt-Del: $16,000? People are such idiots. I got mine for less than half retail price - only $3500
[img.fark.net image 416x465]

Claimed value I imagine, plus I imagine the submariner was the white gold one


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2014-08-28 02:53:56 PM  

cowgirl toffee: uber humper: cowgirl toffee: Check it out...

[oi58.tinypic.com image 480x360]

... you can see the time.

I hope it has auto wind

Forget that... I hope its water proof.  :P


That's just nasty
 
2014-08-28 02:55:58 PM  

too_amuzed: cowgirl toffee: uber humper: cowgirl toffee: Check it out...

[oi58.tinypic.com image 480x360]

... you can see the time.

I hope it has auto wind

Forget that... I hope its water proof.  :P

That's just nasty


Just thinking of the victim.
 
2014-08-28 02:57:54 PM  
I was robbed just like this last Monday and Wednesday and probably again this Saturday
 
2014-08-28 03:00:27 PM  
who the hell wears a watch these days?
 
2014-08-28 03:02:00 PM  

frepnog: who the hell wears a watch these days?


I just think of it as a 'bracelet' that just happens to tell time.
 
2014-08-28 03:03:55 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Why the hell did these three need watches? It's not like they're ever on time anyway


Is it possible to set a watch on CPT?
 
2014-08-28 03:04:09 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: loonatic112358: Ctrl-Alt-Del: $16,000? People are such idiots. I got mine for less than half retail price - only $3500
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Claimed value I imagine, plus I imagine the submariner was the white gold one

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It happens
 
2014-08-28 03:06:21 PM  
Didn't subby violate Fark's new anti -misogyny rulesguidlines by pointing out that perps were womyn? Isn't the term snatch anti-womyn?
 
2014-08-28 03:13:53 PM  

hasty ambush: Didn't subby violate Fark's new anti -misogyny rulesguidlines by pointing out that perps were womyn? Isn't the term snatch anti-womyn?


It's amazing to me just how much butthurt is STILL oozing out of people about this new policy.
 
2014-08-28 03:15:58 PM  
What the living f*ck does that apostrophe think it is doing in that word? "Snatch had"? Jesus tapdancing Christ.
 
2014-08-28 03:16:54 PM  

Rustico: FTFA: According to the report, police found a Submariner watch in Warren's purse during a search, and Kennard removed a GMT Master from her vagina in the presence of officers. The watches were returned to the men.

Maybe dunk it in bleach first. Thanks.


divorcedmoms.com

Look Officer,  no hands!
 
2014-08-28 03:19:57 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: This is exactly why someone has to invent the Cockwatch.


The Rolex Mercutio:  Tells you exactly when the bawdy hand of the dial is now upon the prick of noon!
 
2014-08-28 03:20:26 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: hasty ambush: Didn't subby violate Fark's new anti -misogyny rulesguidlines by pointing out that perps were womyn? Isn't the term snatch anti-womyn?

It's amazing to me just how much butthurt is STILL oozing out of people about this new policy.


What you mean so long after https://www.google.com/search?q=jane+shirt+site%3Ashop.fark.com returned zero results or only 404 links?

Oh wait,  that hasn't happened yet.
 
2014-08-28 03:30:41 PM  
I was going to joke about how you should always be suspicious of an attractive woman that wants to have sex with you...but then I saw their pictures.
 
2014-08-28 03:33:11 PM  

cowgirl toffee: frepnog: who the hell wears a watch these days?

I just think of it as a 'bracelet' that just happens to tell time.


i think of it as a relic of a bygone era.  kind of like pay phones and buggy whips.  at any given time I am around MULTIPLE devices that tell me the time, one of which (my cell) has become an indispensable part of life.

Wearing a watch is just redundant and silly at this point.  I don't know one single person in meatspace personally anymore that wears one, and haven't for years.

And if you purchase a expensive Rolex wrist watch, and wear it around, you DESERVE to have it stolen.

Because you are a damn fool.
 
2014-08-28 03:37:25 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: $16,000? People are such idiots. I got mine for less than half retail price - only $3500


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Not a Submariner or GMT Master.
 
2014-08-28 03:37:48 PM  
I'd give up a couple of my Rolexes for sex with three girls. (NOT THOSE GIRLS). Of course mine are all fake. But good fakes.

CSB

When I was in Korea, some guy on the street says "You want buy Rolex? Special special price. 10 dollah." I take a look and say "Dude, it's ticking. Where are the *good* fakes?" He looks around and says "Okay, you follow me". He lead me to some back alley door which was either a jewelry shop or an organ harvesting center. Wasn't really sure as I never learned to read Korean. But I figured the odds for 75% for a jewelry shop. Good enough. So I go inside (Jewelry shop! Yes!), and he talks to the guy there, who also looks around and pulls out a tray of nice looking "Rolexes". The crystal looked good, the date magnifcation was centered and high powered. The second hand had a nice sweep to it, and it had a good wieght to it. The guy wanted a hundred something for them, but I ended up buying 4 for 40 bucks each. (two where for Christmas presents!)

When I got home, I took one to a jewelry store and asked the guy what he thought the value was. He looks at it for a while and says "I know it's a fake, because I've been doing this for a long time...but it's a damn good fake. Tell you what, if you ever get some more of these, I'll buy them from you."
 
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