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(Fox News)   Al Qaeda magazine hints at upcoming attack on the US, reveals the top 10 sexiest #2 men in the organization   (foxnews.com ) divider line
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2014-08-28 11:18:39 AM  
Does it have the order form for Bin Laden Sea Monkeys on the back?
 
2014-08-28 11:29:39 AM  
Oddly enough, Bobby Sherman and Leif Garrett made the list.
 
2014-08-28 11:31:10 AM  
Kim Jong-Un Named Sexiest Man Alive
 
2014-08-28 11:33:31 AM  
Is it available on Zinio?
 
2014-08-28 11:40:05 AM  
al-Qaeda has a magazine.  *rolls eyes*  Soon, they'll have a reality TV show on "Discovery."  :P
 
2014-08-28 11:51:38 AM  
An Al Qaeda magazine sounds like something that would appear as a Photoshop contest.
 
2014-08-28 12:13:39 PM  
Is there an Al queda magazine cartoonist? Militant, but jokey?
 
2014-08-28 12:30:13 PM  

Cake Hunter: Is there an Al queda magazine cartoonist? Militant, but jokey?

They had originally hired the artist behind Mallard Fillmore, but he was let go for being a leftist.
 
2014-08-28 12:36:54 PM  
They say this shiat in every magazine. It's not warning of an upcoming planned attack on the US, it's trying to incite one.
 
2014-08-28 12:44:48 PM  
Al Qaeda magazine?

Meh, its probably better than Us Weekly or People.
 
2014-08-28 01:19:32 PM  
So, what's next?  Al-Qaeda starting up its own version of Playboy?  Have the centerfold contain a woman in a burqa showing just a LITTLE BIT of ankle?

Salacious!!
 
2014-08-28 01:20:39 PM  
In the next issue of al-Qaeda Fashion:  the 2014 Fall Suicide Vests are out, and they are FABULOUS!
 
2014-08-28 01:37:29 PM  

xanadian: So, what's next?  Al-Qaeda starting up its own version of Playboy?  Have the centerfold contain a woman in a burqa showing just a LITTLE BIT of ankle?

Salacious!!


In the next issue, they can have a pictoral of the ankle bearing harlot being stoned to death.
 
2014-08-28 01:45:52 PM  

xanadian: In the next issue of al-Qaeda Fashion:  the 2014 Fall Suicide Vests are out, and they are FABULOUS!


Green is in, Black is so last year
 
2014-08-28 01:46:34 PM  
Is the magazine scheisse porn?

It's scheisse porn isn't it....
 
2014-08-28 01:47:51 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: xanadian: So, what's next?  Al-Qaeda starting up its own version of Playboy?  Have the centerfold contain a woman in a burqa showing just a LITTLE BIT of ankle?

Salacious!!

In the next issue, they can have a pictoral of the ankle bearing harlot being stoned to death.


Likes: Allah, long walks on the dunes, Jehovah
 
2014-08-28 01:47:55 PM  
You should see last month's centerfold:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-28 01:48:50 PM  
From their swimsuit issue:

atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com
 
2014-08-28 01:49:53 PM  
Al Queda Magazine presents Miss September.

www.bizard.net
 
2014-08-28 01:51:04 PM  
Probably going to get a vacation for this, but what the hell.

..img.fark.net
 
2014-08-28 01:51:22 PM  
In a nine-page spread entitled, "How to make a bomb in the kitchen of your mom," the magazine details a do-it-yourself, illustrated guide on assembling a pressure-cooker bomb similar to the ones used in the Boston Marathon bombings.

Jesus, can I go there? Does the 'No Misogyny' thing count when someone hands you a line like this? Professional comedians would kill their grandmothers for this kind of comedic gold.
 
2014-08-28 01:51:37 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Al Queda Magazine presents Miss September.

[www.bizard.net image 850x566]


*looks at hand and forearm*

That's a MAN, baby!
 
2014-08-28 01:52:48 PM  
Tip #7 to drive your man wild: Show him your left ankle.
 
2014-08-28 01:52:55 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: You should see last month's centerfold:


NSFW!!!!!

/
the banhammer welcomes you
 
2014-08-28 01:53:04 PM  

John the Magnificent: Probably going to get a vacation for this, but what the hell.

..[img.fark.net image 610x844]


Mikey1969: In a nine-page spread entitled, "How to make a bomb in the kitchen of your mom," the magazine details a do-it-yourself, illustrated guide on assembling a pressure-cooker bomb similar to the ones used in the Boston Marathon bombings.

Jesus, can I go there? Does the 'No Misogyny' thing count when someone hands you a line like this? Professional comedians would kill their grandmothers for this kind of comedic gold.


So, anyone think Fox has been hoodwinked by an ancient internet joke?
 
2014-08-28 01:53:17 PM  
Dam subby...

Spoiler alert!

My subscription hasn't arrived yet!
 
2014-08-28 01:54:33 PM  
IT'S STARTED!

They took out Joan Rivers this afternoon!!!

EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!
 
2014-08-28 01:54:58 PM  
Personally, my next target, in pursuit of ending jihad, would be a certain publishing house...
 
2014-08-28 01:56:01 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Al Queda Magazine presents Miss September.

[www.bizard.net image 850x566]


Miss her? I didn't even know she was gone!

www.wearysloth.com
 
2014-08-28 01:56:04 PM  
So so so happy I get to walk through Times Square everyday.
 
2014-08-28 01:56:44 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Al Queda Magazine presents Miss September.

[www.bizard.net image 850x566]


Miss Sept has some serious man-hands going.
 
2014-08-28 01:56:55 PM  
if AQ had a magazine with a centerfold, i think we all know it would be of a man.
 
2014-08-28 01:57:13 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: John the Magnificent: Probably going to get a vacation for this, but what the hell.

..[img.fark.net image 610x844]

Mikey1969: In a nine-page spread entitled, "How to make a bomb in the kitchen of your mom," the magazine details a do-it-yourself, illustrated guide on assembling a pressure-cooker bomb similar to the ones used in the Boston Marathon bombings.

Jesus, can I go there? Does the 'No Misogyny' thing count when someone hands you a line like this? Professional comedians would kill their grandmothers for this kind of comedic gold.

So, anyone think Fox has been hoodwinked by an ancient internet joke?


x2.fjcdn.com
 
2014-08-28 01:57:14 PM  

xanadian: al-Qaeda has a magazine.  *rolls eyes*  Soon, they'll have a reality TV show on "Discovery."  :P


Considering Discovery just cancelled Sons of Redneck Guns due to the main guy being a pederast, I think you may be onto something.

/only half kidding
//I miss the Discovery Channel of 20 years ago
///with real nature documentaries and science specials
 
2014-08-28 01:57:48 PM  
Whatever you do, don't get the home delivery.
 
2014-08-28 01:57:57 PM  
This webzine (remember those?) has been around for years, and that's the cover story on every issue. We blew up the American citizen who started it with a drone strike in Yemen; a bunch of people got butthurt about him being "executed."

/"Executed" like a half a million Confederate soldiers, who I don't recall standing trial, either.
//Fox must be hurting for ratings; they've been blowing the Terrorists Are Under Our Beds siren particularly hard recently.
 
2014-08-28 01:59:19 PM  

Kentucky Fried Children: xanadian: al-Qaeda has a magazine.  *rolls eyes*  Soon, they'll have a reality TV show on "Discovery."  :P

Considering Discovery just cancelled Sons of Redneck Guns due to the main guy being a pederast, I think you may be onto something.

/only half kidding
//I miss the Discovery Channel of 20 years ago
///with real nature documentaries and science specials


AND epic commercials. The network sucked even then because they had so many commercials and such little content. But at least they didn't have the reality based garbage they have now, I agree.
 
2014-08-28 02:00:32 PM  
10 ways you should be pleasuring your goats.
 
2014-08-28 02:00:57 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: You should see last month's centerfold:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 233x400]


WHOA, BUDDY. Label that shiat NSFW before you start posting it all wily-nily
 
2014-08-28 02:01:02 PM  
"My Muslim brother, before you start reading the instructions, remember that this type of operation if prepared well and an appropriate target is chosen and Allah decrees success for you, history will never forget it. It will be recorded as a crushing defeat on the enemies of Islam," the article says.


Whoever wrote this bullshiat is a coward. Get in there and do it yourself if its so damned glorious. How is this guy any different from John McCain? What is the difference between this propaganda and the way soldiers are brainwashed into believing that they make the "ultimate sacrifice" for our freedom?
 
2014-08-28 02:01:28 PM  
mike myers references are a  flyin, hopefully not into any buildings...
 
2014-08-28 02:01:32 PM  

Chris Ween: Does it have the order form for Bin Laden Sea Monkeys on the back?


Surely it's got to have that Charles Atlas ad in it: the insult that made a man out of Maalik. Where he gets desert sand kicked in his face?
 
2014-08-28 02:01:54 PM  

grumpfuff: They say this shiat in every magazine. It's not warning of an upcoming planned attack on the US, it's trying to incite one.


Thank you and this.

Let's not help them by fearmongering right in to their hands. Terrorists achieve victory by convincing us to do what they want - they have no actual power to force us any other way. This wasn't a warning or a hint - it was wishful thinking.

And if they were 1/2 as media savvy as we're told then they'd be suggesting their followers blow up Justin Beiber.
 
2014-08-28 02:02:42 PM  

Kentucky Fried Children: xanadian: al-Qaeda has a magazine.  *rolls eyes*  Soon, they'll have a reality TV show on "Discovery."  :P

Considering Discovery just cancelled Sons of Redneck Guns due to the main guy being a pederast, I think you may be onto something.

/only half kidding
//I miss the Discovery Channel of 20 years ago
///with real nature documentaries and science specials



Make the switch to NatGeo Wild. You won't go back.

/...except for when they re-run the Planet Earth series
 
2014-08-28 02:03:09 PM  

Kentucky Fried Children: xanadian: al-Qaeda has a magazine.  *rolls eyes*  Soon, they'll have a reality TV show on "Discovery."  :P

Considering Discovery just cancelled Sons of Redneck Guns due to the main guy being a pederast, I think you may be onto something.

/only half kidding
//I miss the Discovery Channel of 20 years ago
///with real nature documentaries and science specials


That's called the Science Channel. Or Nat Geo. Anyway, all of those exact same documentaries are being rerun on cable somewhere, if you get the 300-channel package.
 
2014-08-28 02:03:58 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: "My Muslim brother, before you start reading the instructions, remember that this type of operation if prepared well and an appropriate target is chosen and Allah decrees success for you, history will never forget it.


following that were the instructions to make really potent pot brownies.
 
2014-08-28 02:04:21 PM  

mongbiohazard: grumpfuff: They say this shiat in every magazine. It's not warning of an upcoming planned attack on the US, it's trying to incite one.

Thank you and this.

Let's not help them by fearmongering right in to their hands. Terrorists achieve victory by convincing us to do what they want - they have no actual power to force us any other way. This wasn't a warning or a hint - it was wishful thinking.

And if they were 1/2 as media savvy as we're told then they'd be suggesting their followers blow up Justin Beiber.


Yeah, but then they would have millions of teenaged girls trying to suicide bomb them,
 
2014-08-28 02:04:43 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: "My Muslim brother, before you start reading the instructions, remember that this type of operation if prepared well and an appropriate target is chosen and Allah decrees success for you, history will never forget it. It will be recorded as a crushing defeat on the enemies of Islam," the article says.


Whoever wrote this bullshiat is a coward. Get in there and do it yourself if its so damned glorious. How is this guy any different from John McCain? What is the difference between this propaganda and the way soldiers are brainwashed into believing that they make the "ultimate sacrifice" for our freedom?


Uhh....nothing? Like, they think they're fighting a war, so it's exactly the same propaganda? That's how you fight wars; I'm not sure what you're thinking of.
 
2014-08-28 02:06:33 PM  
oi59.tinypic.com
 
2014-08-28 02:07:20 PM  
What_Would_Jimi_Do:

if AQ had a magazine with a centerfold, i think we all know it would be of a man. little brown boy.
 
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