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(Metro)   Smoking hot septuagenarian siren's youthful looks are a wonder to everyone except her plastic surgeons   (metro.co.uk) divider line 88
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2014-08-28 10:50:39 AM  
Here is a smoking hot septuagenarian siren:
drivevhb.com
Look at those men all over her.
 
2014-08-28 11:10:56 AM  
I'd hit that have a meaningful long term platonic relationship with her, based on mutual trust, admiration, and respect.

/these new guidelines are killing me here.
 
2014-08-28 11:34:37 AM  
I would totally help her across the street.
 
2014-08-28 11:43:54 AM  
I love her for her mind body bank account.

Yeah, that's it.
 
2014-08-28 11:45:41 AM  
I'd break her hip...
 
2014-08-28 11:49:03 AM  
I'd slather her with my "Ben Gay".....ifyaknowwhatImean.

/you know cause joints and stuff ache.
 
2014-08-28 11:49:17 AM  
I was staring at your heart
 
2014-08-28 11:49:31 AM  
Soft focus?
 
2014-08-28 11:51:54 AM  
If your smile for the camera looks like this
speciesdevblog.files.wordpress.com

you might not be a smokin' hot siren.
 
2014-08-28 11:52:03 AM  
Yeah...

Going home with that one...

I wouldn't recommend it:

themoviola.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-28 11:52:13 AM  
Gonna need some of these.
img2.wfrcdn.com
 
2014-08-28 11:53:45 AM  

Snarfangel: Here is a smoking hot septuagenarian siren:
[drivevhb.com image 640x482]
Look at those men all over her.


If that farker goes of while they're standing on it they're gonna jump off that building.
 
2014-08-28 11:55:06 AM  
Here's a link to a story about the smouldering forest fire that is Jane Pesch.  This one features pictures which don't soften her features.  And I think, just speaking for myself now, not only no, BUT HELL NO!
 
2014-08-28 11:55:08 AM  

special20: Gonna need some of these.
[img2.wfrcdn.com image 400x400]


How do they work on cobwebs?
 
2014-08-28 11:58:12 AM  
Sure, what the hell
 
2014-08-28 11:58:47 AM  
She'll be the belle of the pall.
 
2014-08-28 12:01:49 PM  
Well . . .She does look pretty good for her age, you gotta admit.  But I hope when I'm her age, I don't look that old.
 
2014-08-28 12:01:57 PM  

Prey4reign: Here's a link to a story about the smouldering forest fire that is Jane Pesch.  This one features pictures which don't soften her features.  And I think, just speaking for myself now, not only no, BUT HELL NO!


Yeah ... TFA pictures we are all blurry. Your pictures are clear.

She looks like I expected her to look.
 
2014-08-28 12:02:38 PM  
All that money and she still looks like she should be on the back of a Harley.
 
2014-08-28 12:03:03 PM  
Yeah, hard to believe that she's 73.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-08-28 12:08:30 PM  
No one cares about her looks subby.  I want to know about her goals, dreams & asperations.  I bet she has a lifetime of experience to share and a beautiful soul... and hopefully some wicked crochet skills.
 
2014-08-28 12:10:39 PM  

D135: No one cares about her looks subby.  I want to know about her goals, dreams & asperations.  I bet she has a lifetime of experience to share and a beautiful soul... and hopefully some wicked crochet skills.


She does look like she'd be crochet-y.
 
2014-08-28 12:11:37 PM  

Teaser: Yeah, hard to believe that she's 73.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x953]


Yikes!

Sorry, sorry, meant to say she looks like a great conversationalist.
 
2014-08-28 12:13:24 PM  

D135: No one cares about her looks subby.  I want to know about her goals, dreams & asperations.  I bet she has a lifetime of experience to share and a beautiful soul... and hopefully some wicked crochet skills.


Dude, nice try but she's probably already spent all her cash on surgery and stuff.
 
2014-08-28 12:14:25 PM  

Teaser: Yeah, hard to believe that she's 73.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x953]


that's a hard 73. Now I know what my grammie would look like in a blonde wig and scrunchie dress. Eeuww...
 
2014-08-28 12:16:02 PM  
Is it misogynistic to say, "I'd hit that like the softest kiss from a two-year-old grandchild?"
 
2014-08-28 12:17:34 PM  
Ah, another "she has long straight hair therefore she must look 23" article.
 
2014-08-28 12:19:58 PM  

dolphinsgonwild: Teaser: Yeah, hard to believe that she's 73.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x953]

that's a hard 73. Now I know what my grammie would look like in a blonde wig and scrunchie dress. Eeuww...


That dress isn't scrunchie.
 
2014-08-28 12:20:15 PM  
It's the UK... hardly surprising she's "smoking hot" by their standards.
 
2014-08-28 12:21:40 PM  

Teaser: Yeah, hard to believe that she's 73.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x953]


BLUR FILTER, STAT!
 
2014-08-28 12:22:15 PM  
metrouk2.files.wordpress.com

"Ouch, My arm hurts"
 
2014-08-28 12:22:23 PM  
I'd accept her offer for employment at a Wrigley's factory, if you know what I mean?
 
2014-08-28 12:22:53 PM  
Well it's obvious that she has had lips done but what about the other pair?
 
2014-08-28 12:25:19 PM  
You know you're in for a laugh whenever there's an article about a "hot" whatever from a British publication.
 
2014-08-28 12:27:54 PM  

Nick Nostril: dolphinsgonwild: Teaser: Yeah, hard to believe that she's 73.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x953]

that's a hard 73. Now I know what my grammie would look like in a blonde wig and scrunchie dress. Eeuww...

That dress isn't

wasn't scrunchie.

FTFY
 
2014-08-28 12:28:00 PM  
No nudes?
 
2014-08-28 12:31:10 PM  
One of the Ladies I work with is 65 and an absolute stunner 10 out of 10. I'd do it.
 
2014-08-28 12:31:16 PM  

Salmon: No nudes?


Is good nudes.
 
2014-08-28 12:32:09 PM  

D135: No one cares about her looks subby.  I want to know about her goals, dreams &  asperations.  I bet she has a lifetime of experience to share and a beautiful soul... and hopefully some wicked crochet skills.


Are you a respiratory tech or something?
 
2014-08-28 12:35:01 PM  

Snarfangel: Salmon: No nudes?

Is good nudes.


www.phaseware.com
 
2014-08-28 12:35:51 PM  

D135: No one cares about her looks subby.  I want to know about her goals, dreams & asperations.  I bet she has a lifetime of experience to share and a beautiful soul... and hopefully some wicked crochet skills.


Am I the only one that read that as "crotch skills?"
 
2014-08-28 12:35:53 PM  

Nick Nostril: dolphinsgonwild: Teaser: Yeah, hard to believe that she's 73.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x953]

that's a hard 73. Now I know what my grammie would look like in a blonde wig and scrunchie dress. Eeuww...

That dress isn't scrunchie.


So your saying it a form fitting dress?

Double Eeuww! ...(gouges eyes out)
 
2014-08-28 12:35:55 PM  
There are a lot of 'Before' pictures in the link and this thread about plastic surgery.
Anyone have a link to the 'After' pictures?
 
2014-08-28 12:36:41 PM  
An homage to the late "Blue Iris:" "My cooch is drier than a pile of dead leaves."
 
2014-08-28 12:37:15 PM  

Teaser: Yeah, hard to believe that she's 73.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x953]


Thanks for ruining it for me!!
 
2014-08-28 12:38:05 PM  
Jinx Dawson from the band Coven looks fully 25 years younger than her age of 64. She might be a vampire.
 
2014-08-28 12:38:07 PM  
Everyone is wondering what the secret is to this 73-year-old siren's youthful looks

My guess: Blurry photography.

www.vagabondtroupe.com

This is a smoking hot, sad to say, senior citizen.
 
2014-08-28 12:41:04 PM  

Not "hot - "English hot", or, as the rest of the world sees "English hot", "barely tepid."

//"Is next - evening vear! Very nice!"
 
2014-08-28 12:43:54 PM  

Ex-Texan: An homage to the late "Blue Iris:" "My cooch is drier than a pile of dead leaves."


Or, as Frankie Boyle would say, "I'm now so old that my pussy is haunted."
 
2014-08-28 12:44:48 PM  

FormlessOne: Not "hot - "English hot", or, as the rest of the world sees "English hot", "barely tepid."//"Is next - evening vear! Very nice!"


I thought the flashlight made that outfit sing.
 
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