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(South China Morning Post)   Chinese woman gives birth to 14 pound baby. Doctors eagerly await to see who will walk first   (scmp.com) divider line 70
    More: Strange, Chinese mother, Chinese, Tencent, milk bottle, Shanxi Province, South China Morning Post  
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2014-08-28 08:51:49 AM  
They're not putting in a few delicate stitches down there after that came out, they're using staples.
 
2014-08-28 09:05:26 AM  
Be careful with that joke...it's a fragile antique.
 
2014-08-28 09:30:47 AM  
A friend said if she gets pregnant  again, she is taking up drinking and smoking.  She had the largest kid this year and the 2nd largest in the state.
 
2014-08-28 09:53:04 AM  
funny headline
 
2014-08-28 09:53:28 AM  
HOTY?
 
2014-08-28 09:56:41 AM  
Heh-heh, snark-snark submitterino
 
2014-08-28 09:56:58 AM  
+1 Internets for subby.  Great headline.
 
2014-08-28 09:57:08 AM  
The father of a friend of mine weighed 13 lbs at birth.
 
2014-08-28 09:59:26 AM  
Moments after the birth...

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-08-28 09:59:59 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-28 10:00:30 AM  

2.bp.blogspot.com



/Oblig
 
2014-08-28 10:01:45 AM  
That's a huge biatch babby!1!!

/10lbs.8ozs.
//Sorry mama
 
2014-08-28 10:04:58 AM  

adp1215: funny headline


dave2198: HOTY?


alabasterblack: +1 Internets for subby.  Great headline.


You must be new. This headline has been used more times than subby's mom.
 
2014-08-28 10:05:58 AM  
The baby was hungry half an hour later.
 
2014-08-28 10:07:12 AM  

yakmans_dad: The father of a friend of mine weighed 13 lbs at birth.


Was he anorexic?  Even if he was a midget, he should probably weight like I don't know, 50-60 lbs minimum, not that I'm an expert on midget mass or anything.
 
2014-08-28 10:09:41 AM  
Don't know why but I keep thinking Dad (and maybe her Gyno) might need to get some slip resistant shoes.

www.retronaut.com
 
2014-08-28 10:10:08 AM  

yakmans_dad: The father of a friend of mine weighed 13 lbs at birth.


I was 13 pounds 8 onces. My brother and sister were 15 and 12 pounds. Gestational diabetes is a biatch.
 
2014-08-28 10:11:51 AM  
The Great Humongous is born!

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2014-08-28 10:11:52 AM  
web-images.chacha.com
 
2014-08-28 10:12:08 AM  

Wrath of Heaven: That's a huge biatch babby!1!!

/10lbs.8ozs.
//Sorry mama


I was 10 lbs 8 oz, too. Fat babies unite!
 
2014-08-28 10:14:42 AM  
12lbs 9oz and if i remember right, i was 21 inches...

Not surprisingly i was an only child until my step siblings came along...
 
2014-08-28 10:15:35 AM  
I assume these monster babies come out looking vaguely like bologna, then sort of spring into the shape of a child as they are released.  I mean, that CAN'T be bone structure giving the kid that weight, it has to be a lot of fat.
 
2014-08-28 10:17:12 AM  
That's a rearry big baby. I hope the mother is arright
 
2014-08-28 10:17:35 AM  

ReapTheChaos: adp1215: funny headline

dave2198: HOTY?

alabasterblack: +1 Internets for subby.  Great headline.

You must be new. This headline has been used more times than subby's mom.


yup, only been around since 2007.  funny is still funny, even if its old and used
 
2014-08-28 10:18:04 AM  

DubyaHater: That's a rearry big baby. I hope the mother is arright


that arlight... get it right
 
2014-08-28 10:18:09 AM  

mike_d85: I assume these monster babies come out looking vaguely like bologna, then sort of spring into the shape of a child as they are released.  I mean, that CAN'T be bone structure giving the kid that weight, it has to be a lot of fat.


FYI, I have given myself an idea for a deli-meat themed transformer AND flashbacks to the Food Fighters toys.
 
2014-08-28 10:19:42 AM  
I was 12lbs and 21 inches at birth...

... but enough about my penis.
 
2014-08-28 10:22:26 AM  

adp1215: ReapTheChaos: adp1215: funny headline

dave2198: HOTY?

alabasterblack: +1 Internets for subby.  Great headline.

You must be new. This headline has been used more times than subby's mom.

yup, only been around since 2007.  funny is still funny, even if its old and used


Just like subby's.....never mind.

/duck's the banhammer
 
2014-08-28 10:24:21 AM  

blatz514: adp1215: ReapTheChaos: adp1215: funny headline

dave2198: HOTY?

alabasterblack: +1 Internets for subby.  Great headline.

You must be new. This headline has been used more times than subby's mom.

yup, only been around since 2007.  funny is still funny, even if its old and used

Just like subby's.....never mind.

/duck's the banhammer


I was going to go there too but elected the moral high ground for a change
 
2014-08-28 10:28:45 AM  
www.chinasmack.com
 
2014-08-28 10:28:46 AM  
I wonder if the daddy will resent the big babby for ruining mommy?  I know it snaps back, but damn, that's gonna take a while.
 
2014-08-28 10:30:14 AM  
would that baby be considered a "chunk"?
 
2014-08-28 10:30:40 AM  

abhorrent1: [www.chinasmack.com image 465x309]


Oh FFS. Nevermind
 
2014-08-28 10:32:37 AM  
Baby signs a deal with Nutrisystems in 3...2...1...

"I weighed over 13 lbs. when I was born, but thanks to Nutrisystem's sensible plan of diet and exercise...

LOOK AT ME NOW!"

bp.uuuploads.com
 
2014-08-28 10:33:31 AM  
That's a huge b*tch!
 
2014-08-28 10:35:07 AM  
And when you look at your average sized Chinese woman, that is like twenty pounds for a womb with European ancestry.
 
2014-08-28 10:35:32 AM  

adp1215: funny is still funny, even if its old and used


That's what Nora Dunn keeps hissing at me while I sleep.
 
2014-08-28 10:37:06 AM  
10 lb 5 oz, but I feel like a preemie in this thread.

Actually was by almost a month.
 
2014-08-28 10:37:20 AM  

adp1215: ReapTheChaos: adp1215: funny headline

dave2198: HOTY?

alabasterblack: +1 Internets for subby.  Great headline.

You must be new. This headline has been used more times than subby's mom.

yup, only been around since 2007.   funny is still funny, even if its old and used


Apparently not...

www.independent.co.uk
 
2014-08-28 10:43:44 AM  
...*crosses legs
 
2014-08-28 10:46:55 AM  
There was an old Jack-In-The-Box commercial that showed Jack (with his giant ping-pong ball head) and his mom, with his mom reminding him how difficult his birth was in order to guilt him into doing something. Made me laugh every time.

This kid's life is going to be like that.
 
2014-08-28 10:48:52 AM  
Great headline!
 
2014-08-28 10:49:32 AM  
Good thing the babby was tapered on one end or the tremor of that vag slamming shut would have knock the great wall flat.
 
2014-08-28 10:51:15 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-28 10:52:05 AM  
I think the weight in the url for the article is much more impressive:

oh-brother-chinese-mum-gives-birth-63kg-baby-boy-shanxi

/yeah I know, they can't include the . in the url
//still funny
//I have no idea how slashies work
 
2014-08-28 10:53:29 AM  

DON.MAC: A friend said if she gets pregnant  again, she is taking up drinking and smoking.  She had the largest kid this year and the 2nd largest in the state.


If she gets pregnant?  Is your friend one of those people that just happens to get pregnant from time to time?
 
2014-08-28 10:54:38 AM  
My uterus just collapsed thinking about that.

/son was 7 lbs even
//c-section, and that was painful
 
2014-08-28 10:55:25 AM  

special20: Good thing the babby was tapered on one end or the tremor of that vag slamming shut would have knock the great wall flat.


eh... doesn't really work that way...

it closes slowly with each heartbeat... You're average guy doesn't witness this occurrence...
 
2014-08-28 10:57:45 AM  
I was 6 pounds, one ounce.  My brother put me inside his shoe box.  He's always full of lulz, that brother.
 
2014-08-28 10:58:05 AM  

chance4510: [web-images.chacha.com image 600x450]


Flour comes to mind ..
 
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