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(STLToday)   If you're going to dump a corpse in a driveway in a neighboring town, do not take a picture of yourself with it and post it on Facebook   (stltoday.com) divider line 49
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2014-08-28 09:12:55 AM  
With unrelated photo and caption.....

FILE - In this May 16, 2012 file photo, the Facebook logo is displayed on an iPad in Philadelphia. Under pressure from gun control advocates, Facebook agreed Wednesday, March 5, 2014, to delete posts from users selling illegal guns or offering weapons for sale without background checks.

And this has to do with this story how???
 
2014-08-28 09:56:18 AM  
I hope the photo has her making a duck face and flashing a peace sign....cause I would totes hit the like button for that one.
 
2014-08-28 10:56:33 AM  
If true, that's inordinately stupid even for Missouri
 
2014-08-28 10:58:44 AM  

stpauler: I hope the photo has her making a duck face and flashing a peace sign....cause I would totes hit the like button for that one.


Adorbs. So awesomesauce. Amazeballs, if you will.

/gonna go shoot myself now.
 
2014-08-28 10:59:43 AM  
on-the-couch.com

Well, someone had to.
 
2014-08-28 11:00:14 AM  
Sick tag is appropriate
 
2014-08-28 11:03:03 AM  
www.allmyfriends.it

media.oregonlive.com

Protect your corpse.
 
2014-08-28 11:04:08 AM  
Live tweet a funeral,
take selfies with the deceased.
 
2014-08-28 11:05:27 AM  
Is posting the image on Twitter acceptable?
 
2014-08-28 11:06:05 AM  

Clemkadidlefark: If true, that's inordinately stupid even for Missouri


Nothing compared to Ohio...

i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-28 11:08:39 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-28 11:10:48 AM  
Is that considered a selfie or a photobomb?   (don't judge me....I grew up at 300 baud)
 
2014-08-28 11:14:22 AM  
That's right. Make sure that you first get the signature of the corpse on a photo release form before the picture.
 
2014-08-28 11:16:52 AM  

Johnny Bananapeel: Clemkadidlefark: If true, that's inordinately stupid even for Missouri

Nothing compared to Ohio...

[i.imgur.com image 300x200]


As if Ohio St wasn't enough to make me hate your state. Although your turnpike and rest stops are top of the line
 
2014-08-28 11:17:13 AM  
"Was that wrong? Shouid I not have done that?" George asked.

img.fark.netencrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-08-28 11:20:49 AM  
i236.photobucket.com

Does not approve.
 
2014-08-28 11:21:01 AM  
Abandonment of a corpse is an actual crime?
Who knew?
 
2014-08-28 11:22:48 AM  
Today I learned (from the comments on the site) that there is a gang known as the "Joplin Honkies."  I weep for the future.
 
2014-08-28 11:27:28 AM  
What continually astonishes me is that people are actually this stupid. Are they just bodies animated by a few clusters of ganglia, because there certainly can't be any actual brain activity!
What possible benefit and value would there be taking a picture of yourself with a corpse before you dump it, much less post it on social media?
And this level of achievement is constantly repeated... just remember, these people can drive, vote and reproduce! Sleep well...
 
2014-08-28 11:27:42 AM  

MIRV888: Abandonment of a corpse is an actual crime?
Who knew?


Stand by your corpse, give him two arms to cling to
And something warm to come to
When nights are cold and lonely.
Stand by your corpse, and show the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can.
Stand by your corpse.

 
2014-08-28 11:28:26 AM  
"Abandonment of a corpse"? I bet that call for a stiff penalty.
 
2014-08-28 11:36:28 AM  
Here's a link to an article from a local source.  All involved belong to a social (read anti-social) club called the Joplin Honkies, thus nothing of value was lost here.  The picture on the page should answer any questions about whether the female was hot or not.
 
2014-08-28 11:36:48 AM  

biyaaatci: Today I learned (from the comments on the site) that there is a gang known as the "Joplin Honkies."  I weep for the future.


Trying to fit a Hendrix reference in there...but too tired.
 
2014-08-28 11:37:25 AM  
It's been done already by a dirty little coward.

www.durangotexas.com
 
2014-08-28 11:40:10 AM  
Charging her with abandoning a corpse? Who's running this country, zombies?
 
2014-08-28 11:42:10 AM  
OG.

http://i.imgur.com/RsTKDKF.jpg">
 
2014-08-28 11:42:45 AM  
Bah!

i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-28 11:45:58 AM  

skozlaw: [on-the-couch.com image 298x193]

Well, someone had to.


Satisfied.

/stupid voo doo zombie sequel.
 
2014-08-28 11:59:09 AM  
My family will usually take a group photo at a funeral with the casket in the foreground. I always just thought it was a Catholic thing (and one of the reasons why the Protestants thought we were weird.)
 
2014-08-28 12:06:33 PM  

CaptainSpaceJohnny: My family will usually take a group photo at a funeral with the casket in the foreground. I always just thought it was a Catholic thing (and one of the reasons why the Protestants thought we were weird.)


I'll just leave this here...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-mortem_photography
 
2014-08-28 12:06:48 PM  
I'm in Joplin, and just learned of the "Joplin Honkys" on the news this morning. WTF, get creative already!
 
2014-08-28 12:18:32 PM  

coffeeburns: I'm in Joplin, and just learned of the "Joplin Honkys" on the news this morning. WTF, get creative already!


Honky, if singular; Honkies, if plural.
 
2014-08-28 12:24:34 PM  
Who delivered the medical school cadavers to a rural Newton County driveway?
www.boston.com
/every halloween, the trees are filled with underwear; every spring, the toilets explode
 
2014-08-28 12:34:15 PM  

biyaaatci: Today I learned (from the comments on the site) that there is a gang known as the "Joplin Honkies."  I weep for the future.


As always, I hate it when my hometown makes a Fark headline, it's never for anything good. The "Joplin Honkies" are a regional prison gang that are pretty loosely associated when on the outside. While they reference Joplin Mo in their name they come from a lot of small towns in this south west corner of Missouri, in fact I would have to call them more of a suburban gang. They recognize their regionalism by using the area code for this part of Missouri (417) in their gang tattoos. As for the "Honkies", well, I understand that prison gangs are all pretty much race based i.e. Aryan Brotherhood, Texas Peckerwoods, Latin Kings, Bloods etc.

/coffeeburns (no relation) works in the same office with me, and in fact sits about twenty feet across the lab
 
2014-08-28 12:39:12 PM  

Prey4reign: The picture on the page should answer any questions about whether the female was hot or not.


*warily clicks on link*

*sharp gasp*


www.yourtechstuff.com
 
2014-08-28 12:47:31 PM  

coffeeburns: I'm in Joplin, and just learned of the "Joplin Honkys" on the news this morning. WTF, get creative already!


I left that area because I was afraid the stupid was infectious. I'm still not convinced otherwise.
 
2014-08-28 12:54:00 PM  
If I recall right, FSM tried to wipe Joplin off the map with a massive tornado. Next time maybe use a volcano or an asteroid. Maybe bleed over into south east Kansas a bit.
 
2014-08-28 12:57:13 PM  

Dadburns: /coffeeburns (no relation) works in the same office with me, and in fact sits about twenty feet across the lab


Is that, like, awkward? I mean, s/he knows that you do this! How do you look each other in the eye?!

Also, it seems like more than a few of us work in labs.

i mean you. A few of you. I'm a, erm, fine upstanding corporate citizen, uh,  something.  I have to go now and run the mass sp... micros.. file a report. About things that aren't... science.

/I've said too much
// I enjoy my semi-anonymity
 
2014-08-28 12:58:25 PM  

jdmorgan82: If I recall right, FSM tried to wipe Joplin off the map with a massive tornado. Next time maybe use a volcano or an asteroid. Maybe bleed over into south east Kansas a bit.


Yeah, May 22cnd 2011 160+ people died. I remember it all too well. I'm not sure I want to credit it to FSM as it stands in stark contrast to His noodly goodness.
 
2014-08-28 12:59:37 PM  

Walker: With unrelated photo and caption.....

FILE - In this May 16, 2012 file photo, the Facebook logo is displayed on an iPad in Philadelphia. Under pressure from gun control advocates, Facebook agreed Wednesday, March 5, 2014, to delete posts from users selling illegal guns or offering weapons for sale without background checks.

And this has to do with this story how???


Someone's dead.  Had to be a gun involved somewhere.
 
2014-08-28 01:07:44 PM  

N-deutetrei: Dadburns: /coffeeburns (no relation) works in the same office with me, and in fact sits about twenty feet across the lab

Is that, like, awkward? I mean, s/he knows that you do this! How do you look each other in the eye?!

Also, it seems like more than a few of us work in labs.

i mean you. A few of you. I'm a, erm, fine upstanding corporate citizen, uh,  something.  I have to go now and run the mass sp... micros.. file a report. About things that aren't... science.

/I've said too much
// I enjoy my semi-anonymity


Sadly, I introduced coffeeburns to Fark... I am a corrupter of youth and I require them to look me in the eye while I do it! It's not any fun otherwise.

As for working in a "lab"... well I might be a little generous in that label. We don't really do any like, "science" stuff here, but on the other hand we're not cooking meth in an old 2Lt. Pepsi bottle either. Maybe a better description would be "the big open space where we put things together and see what happens"
 
2014-08-28 01:10:37 PM  
My guess is a bunch of addicts were high as f*ck and took a picture when their friend "passed out" in a driveway.
 
2014-08-28 01:20:30 PM  

coffeeburns: I'm in Joplin, and just learned of the "Joplin Honkys" on the news this morning. WTF, get creative already!


I live across the state line and work in Joplin.  I'd never heard of them before either.  I guess it's like the sheriff said about 15 years ago when he came to check on us when we lived about a mile from the river and it flooded.  He said, "Well, I've been the sheriff and I've never met you, that's probably a good thing."
 
2014-08-28 02:05:36 PM  

Prey4reign: coffeeburns: I'm in Joplin, and just learned of the "Joplin Honkys" on the news this morning. WTF, get creative already!

Honky, if singular; Honkies, if plural.


I'm aware, but in quotes was how it was spelled on a sheet of paper (evidence) when it was shown on the local news. I obviously should have clarified that. I promise to never provide such atrocities.
 
2014-08-28 02:54:59 PM  

coffeeburns: Prey4reign: coffeeburns: I'm in Joplin, and just learned of the "Joplin Honkys" on the news this morning. WTF, get creative already!

Honky, if singular; Honkies, if plural.

I'm aware, but in quotes was how it was spelled on a sheet of paper (evidence) when it was shown on the local news. I obviously should have clarified that. I promise to never provide such atrocities.


Actually, if it's a proper noun, you just add "s":

Kennedys
Bradys
Julys
 
2014-08-28 02:59:40 PM  

Prey4reign: Honky, if singular; Honkies, if plural.


They're almost always plural. They clone under the big blue B.

/obscure?
 
2014-08-28 03:25:29 PM  
I remember seeing a parade of the Marine corpse band.   Good times, good times.  Heck, I may have a picture of me by it too!
 
2014-08-28 04:14:08 PM  

IRQ12: My guess is a bunch of addicts were high as f*ck and took a picture when their friend "passed out" in a driveway.


Ditto. Without seeing the picture or knowing a time of death.
 
2014-08-28 04:21:50 PM  

Prey4reign: Here's a link to an article from a local source.  All involved belong to a social (read anti-social) club called the Joplin Honkies, thus nothing of value was lost here.  The picture on the page should answer any questions about whether the female was hot or not.


That's a woman!?
 
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