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(Guardian)   Panda accused of faking pregnancy, claims it was just auditioning for a TLC reality show   (theguardian.com) divider line 16
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2014-08-28 01:30:18 PM  
 
2014-08-28 02:26:34 PM  
Damn bear, she said she was eighteen, too.
 
2014-08-28 02:26:48 PM  
Pandas are the worst animals, and we should give up on them.
 
2014-08-28 02:28:33 PM  
Before you know it... that panda would have killed another panda for her baby in order to cover up all the lies.
 
2014-08-28 02:30:24 PM  
Hysterical Panda Pregnancy is the name of my Thompson Twins cover band.
 
2014-08-28 02:30:34 PM  

Vantango84: Pandas are the worst animals, and we should give up on them.


Any creature that can't f*ck on it's own to ensure the species continued existence, probably needs to go ahead and die off.
 
2014-08-28 02:31:19 PM  
Look, it's a sweet deal to be a pregnant panda in captivity. I think we should start using pregnant panda treatment as a measure of luxury.

"Lobster tail on a secluded beach with our private yacht a mere hundred yards away? Oh darling! I feel just like a pregnant zoo panda!"
 
2014-08-28 02:31:20 PM  

ZMugg: Hysterical Panda Pregnancy is the name of my Thompson Twins cover band.


And my youngest daughter.
 
2014-08-28 02:31:37 PM  
Guess panda pregnancy is not just black and white.
 
2014-08-28 02:34:43 PM  
The zookeepers shouldn't panda to her needs and let themselves be bamboozled by deception.
 
2014-08-28 02:39:55 PM  

berylman: The zookeepers shouldn't panda to her needs and let themselves be bamboozled by deception.


You, sir, are the worst.
 
2014-08-28 03:09:55 PM  
Because faking a pregnancy to get more attention and better treatment  never happens in other species.


I know I'm probably going to get banned based on the new rules but the woman author of this article needs to be beaten. Or better yet, force her to attend the support group meetings for couples suffering from infertility, miscarriage and early child loss.
 
2014-08-28 03:10:03 PM  
Only half black, and still trying to scam the welfare system.
 
2014-08-28 03:35:36 PM  
calling it now: bullshiat story spread on Facebook
 
2014-08-28 07:47:10 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Vantango84: Pandas are the worst animals, and we should give up on them.

Any creature that can't f*ck on it's own to ensure the species continued existence, probably needs to go ahead and die off.


Oh sure. They make misogyny against the rules but gay bashing is perfectly fine.
 
2014-08-29 08:38:08 AM  

Eravior: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Vantango84: Pandas are the worst animals, and we should give up on them.

Any creature that can't f*ck on it's own to ensure the species continued existence, probably needs to go ahead and die off.

Oh sure. They make misogyny against the rules but gay bashing is perfectly fine.


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