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(Hot Air)   Sister of Dzhokhar and Tamerlan Tsarnaev arrested in New York for-- wait for it-- threatening to bomb someone   (hotair.com) divider line 121
    More: Obvious, Ailana Tsarnaev, Tsarnaevs, West New York, religious conversion, Katherine Russell, Douglas A-20 Havoc, Christian Woman, non-Muslim  
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2014-08-28 12:38:46 AM  
The white trash is strong in this one.
 
2014-08-28 01:24:20 AM  
Wow. A whole family with anger issues.

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-28 02:25:45 AM  
Waterboard her just for kicks.
 
2014-08-28 02:33:37 AM  
Nothing to see here people.

....these people are nut cases...not because they are Muslim/Nation of Islam....but simply because they are nutcases....

YMMV ...mine doesn't.
 
2014-08-28 02:33:49 AM  

farkingismybusiness: Waterboard her just for kicks.


And then she has to give $10 for Tay-Sachs research.
 
2014-08-28 02:35:10 AM  
 
2014-08-28 02:36:02 AM  
You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me (But you turned me on, baby)
You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me

You were my thrills, you were my pills
You dropped a bomb on me
You turn me out, you turn me on
You turned me loose, then you turned me wrong

You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me (But you turned me out, baby)
You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me
 
2014-08-28 02:36:36 AM  
Thanks Obama!
 
2014-08-28 02:36:51 AM  
Total surprise face.

It's like if Dahmer's sister threatened to eat your nose off, even if she's just talking big, she's a dumbshiat.
 
2014-08-28 02:38:27 AM  

fusillade762: Boston Globe link


You're doing God's work. Viva non Derper Links
 
2014-08-28 02:39:57 AM  

farkingismybusiness: Waterboard her just for kicks.


Yay! Torture is fun!

Let me guess, as a child, your parents had to get you a new pet every month or so because the old one "disappeared."
 
2014-08-28 02:44:38 AM  
How old is she?
 
2014-08-28 02:57:07 AM  
The dude is essentially named Joker. As someone who has studied Russian and Cyrillic for half of a decade at this point. I do love the general transliteration of Дж as Dzh rather than the J it logically should be. But in terms of a James Bond villlain, the extra strange letters makes perfect sense
 
2014-08-28 02:58:30 AM  

Burn_The_Plows: farkingismybusiness: Waterboard her just for kicks.

Yay! Torture is fun!

Let me guess, as a child, your parents had to get you a new pet every month or so because the old one "disappeared."


How did you know?
 
2014-08-28 03:04:31 AM  
the victim of Ailana Tsarnaev's alleged threat has a child with the father of one of Tsarnaev's children.

I...need a diagram.
 
2014-08-28 03:05:20 AM  
She looks a little cockeyed.
 
2014-08-28 03:06:46 AM  
media.hotair.com

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-28 03:07:25 AM  
Race, wealth, religion, none of that matters. Trash is trash. The Tsarnaevs are trash. Which is what you'd expect from Eastern Euros.

...

Well, I didn't say anything about location, location, location.
 
2014-08-28 03:08:38 AM  

Earguy: the victim of Ailana Tsarnaev's alleged threat has a child with the father of one of Tsarnaev's children.

I...need a diagram.


xenohistorian.faithweb.com
 
2014-08-28 03:09:44 AM  
Whatever. Is she hot?
 
2014-08-28 03:15:25 AM  

doczoidberg: Whatever. Is she hot?


i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-28 03:20:30 AM  
Just wait till my dead/incarcerated brothers hear about this!!
 
2014-08-28 03:21:19 AM  
REPORTED!
 
2014-08-28 03:22:05 AM  

Badgers: [media.hotair.com image 240x202]

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]


of course, the rates have gone up.
 
2014-08-28 03:22:51 AM  
Why haven't they thrown Dzhokar away yet? They should have right after they found him. He shot himself, for Chrissake. Do the taxpayers a favor and just let the suicidal terrorist, who already murdered people, die already.
 
2014-08-28 03:24:59 AM  

Earguy: the victim of Ailana Tsarnaev's alleged threat has a child with the father of one of Tsarnaev's children.

I...need a diagram.


Yeah, I read that sentence a few times before giving up trying to make sense of it.
 
2014-08-28 03:25:27 AM  

oldtaku: Race, wealth, religion, none of that matters. Trash is trash. The Tsarnaevs are trash. Which is what you'd expect from Eastern Euros.

...

Well, I didn't say anything about location, location, location.


Go to hell, you're the only trash in this thread.
 
2014-08-28 03:26:34 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: How old is she?


It's a mystery apparently.

Tsarnaev told police she is 21, though she is believed to be three years older.
 
2014-08-28 03:30:10 AM  

Abacus9: Why haven't they thrown Dzhokar away yet? They should have right after they found him. He shot himself, for Chrissake. Do the taxpayers a favor and just let the suicidal terrorist, who already murdered people, die already.


I have been questioning my thoughts on the death penalty lately, and I have to say, this is one of those cases where I feel like you just eliminate the problem immediately.  Wouldn't it be amazing if you could pick Minesweeper as a judgement of death?  On expert, with real mines.  If he can complete it, he gets to spend the rest of his life in Guantanamo Bay,
 
2014-08-28 03:42:16 AM  
And this is yet another reason I don't believe in Muslim
 
2014-08-28 03:51:27 AM  

The Angry Hand of God: Abacus9: Why haven't they thrown Dzhokar away yet? They should have right after they found him. He shot himself, for Chrissake. Do the taxpayers a favor and just let the suicidal terrorist, who already murdered people, die already.

I have been questioning my thoughts on the death penalty lately, and I have to say, this is one of those cases where I feel like you just eliminate the problem immediately.  Wouldn't it be amazing if you could pick Minesweeper as a judgement of death?  On expert, with real mines.  If he can complete it, he gets to spend the rest of his life in Guantanamo Bay,


Someone named "The Angry Hand of God" is questioning his belief in the death penalty? Only on Fark!

In all seriousness though, I'm a big fan of due process. I don't think the cops should have just gunned him down on the spot. But the trial is cut and dried: caught, admits to the crime, should have been convicted and executed the same day.
 
2014-08-28 03:53:12 AM  
Putting a Hot Air link on the main tab is wrong and whoever did this should feel bad. And possibly be forced off the island.
 
2014-08-28 03:59:33 AM  

GratefullyAlive: Nothing to see here people.


Dude. If this woman threatened to bomb me I would take it so seriously. Like, if anyone else made the threat, I'd be like, pffft whatevs y'all eat my shorts. But this is a Tsarnaev and they Do...Not...Fark...Around. If this woman threatened to so much as angrily microwave a potato or waterballoon my bicycle, I'd by like ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu... and pee myself three times before I finished dialing the police and cried for them to save me.

Like, dude. Come on.
 
2014-08-28 04:01:20 AM  

fusillade762: Earguy: the victim of Ailana Tsarnaev's alleged threat has a child with the father of one of Tsarnaev's children.

I...need a diagram.

Yeah, I read that sentence a few times before giving up trying to make sense of it.


I think they're saying that A.T. has several baby-daddies, one of which has another baby-momma, said other baby-momma being the target of A.T.'s threats.  It's all quite Springer, if you ask me.
 
2014-08-28 04:08:26 AM  

jchuffyman: The dude is essentially named Joker. As someone who has studied Russian and Cyrillic for half of a decade at this point. I do love the general transliteration of Дж as Dzh rather than the J it logically should be. But in terms of a James Bond villlain, the extra strange letters makes perfect sense


You're not too smart, are you, for someone who has studied Russian for "half a decade." "J" is pronounced "dg" as in "hedge" more frequently than "z" as in "rajz"--and in neither case is it pronounced "dzh"--Joker is not pronounced either "Dgoker" or "Jzoker" unless you have a serious speech impediment.

In either case, try to have some marginal respect. Both Tsarnaev brothers were named for heroes of Chechen, not Russians--Dzhokhar Dudayev was both a Chechen President AND a Soviet Air Force General (not bad for someone forcibly relocated under Stalin); and Tamerlan was named for Timur the Great, (Timurlane or Tamurlane) the Muslim conqueror of most of the 'stans and alleged great-grandson of Genghis Khan.

I know it's difficult for anyone who can't say Joker with a hard "J" sound to comprehend others' regional pride, but try very hard, okay?
 
2014-08-28 04:09:30 AM  

GratefullyAlive: Nothing to see here people.

....these people are nut cases...not because they are Muslim/Nation of Islam....but simply because they are nutcases....

YMMV ...mine doesn't.


Just curious: how many isolated incidents does it take to make a pattern?
 
2014-08-28 04:11:44 AM  
What  Ailana Tsarnaev  might look like...
dailyentertainmentnews.commedia-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-08-28 04:14:09 AM  
They should arrest the parents for raising the three little s**ts.
 
2014-08-28 04:14:54 AM  
Gyrfalcon:In either case, try to have some marginal respect. Both Tsarnaev brothers were named for heroes of Chechen, not Russians--Dzhokhar Dudayev was both a Chechen President AND a Soviet Air Force General (not bad for someone forcibly relocated under Stalin); and Tamerlan was named for Timur the Great, (Timurlane or Tamurlane) the Muslim conqueror of most of the 'stans and alleged great-grandson of Genghis Khan.

I hope this comment puts you on some sort of list.
 
2014-08-28 04:15:10 AM  

virginmegastore.mejjorsett: GratefullyAlive: Nothing to see here people.

....these people are nut cases...not because they are Muslim/Nation of Islam....but simply because they are nutcases....

YMMV ...mine doesn't.

Just curious: how many isolated incidents does it take to make a pattern?

 
2014-08-28 04:26:46 AM  

Gyrfalcon: "J" is pronounced "dg" as in "hedge" more frequently than "z" as in "rajz"--and in neither case is it pronounced "dzh"--Joker is not pronounced either "Dgoker" or "Jzoker" unless you have a serious speech impediment.


I pronounce the J in joker exactly the same as the "dg" in hedge. That's the only way I've ever heard it pronounced. Did I miss your point? (It's late, I easily could have)
 
2014-08-28 04:27:23 AM  
dailyentertainmentnews.comi.dailymail.co.uk

See what a simple scarf around your head can do, girls...
 
2014-08-28 04:34:02 AM  

farkingismybusiness: Gyrfalcon:In either case, try to have some marginal respect. Both Tsarnaev brothers were named for heroes of Chechen, not Russians--Dzhokhar Dudayev was both a Chechen President AND a Soviet Air Force General (not bad for someone forcibly relocated under Stalin); and Tamerlan was named for Timur the Great, (Timurlane or Tamurlane) the Muslim conqueror of most of the 'stans and alleged great-grandson of Genghis Khan.

I hope this comment puts you on some sort of list.



Shill for the Caliphate... Or a shiatty troll that's way too into "fantasy" - guessing by the handle...

img.pandawhale.com

I dunno for sure. In all Srsly, pay no mind to this.
 
2014-08-28 05:50:35 AM  
I wonder if they arrested her helper monkey?

img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-08-28 06:43:08 AM  
".....clowns to the left of me Dzhokhars to right, here I am......stuck in the middle with FARK"
 
2014-08-28 07:03:08 AM  
Whatever happened to just keying someone's car when they pissed you off?
 
2014-08-28 07:10:49 AM  

fusillade762: Earguy: the victim of Ailana Tsarnaev's alleged threat has a child with the father of one of Tsarnaev's children.

I...need a diagram.

Yeah, I read that sentence a few times before giving up trying to make sense of it.


I read it as: one of Ailana's baby daddies got the other woman pregnant, too.
 
2014-08-28 07:11:07 AM  
The comments section make me realize Boston has gone full 9/11 NYC derp.

/congrats
 
2014-08-28 07:18:29 AM  
"A sister of the Boston Marathon bombing suspects was arrested in New York Wednesday after allegedly threatening a woman in a domestic harassment case, saying, "I have people that can go over there and put a bomb on you."

Look, I'm not one to doubt the meticulous and accurate reporting of journalists these days, but is it possible the quote is selective and she was being sarcastic? The full quote perhaps being something along the lines of "What, do you actually think I have people that can go over there and put a bomb on you."

The wording just seems odd to me and this doesn't seems to be an implausible scenario.
 
2014-08-28 07:21:10 AM  

GungFu: [dailyentertainmentnews.com image 372x362][i.dailymail.co.uk image 259x359]

See what a simple scarf around your head can do, girls...


Caution: Babushka bomb can detonate without warning.
 
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