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(Gothamist)   If you're fairly well off and need a new thrill in life now you can pay $950 to be professionally abducted   (gothamist.com ) divider line
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2014-08-27 06:13:21 PM  
I've seen this movie and I'll do in the end is jump off a building and land on a huge inflatable mattress. And hug Sean Penn.
 
2014-08-27 06:50:25 PM  
Kinky
 
2014-08-27 07:00:44 PM  
I'll do it for $500.
 
2014-08-27 07:02:03 PM  

8 inches: I've seen this movie and I'll do in the end is jump off a building and land on a huge inflatable mattress. And hug Sean Penn.


Yeah, TFA even mentions it. But that shiat's for pussies. Real men go for the SERE "GI Jane" treatment.
 
2014-08-27 07:07:29 PM  
Is there electrodes to the testicles?

Because I'm not doing it without electrodes to the testicles.

/don't judge me
 
2014-08-27 07:09:22 PM  
shocking!

www.chud.com
 
2014-08-27 07:09:26 PM  
Well, it sounds like a dumb thing to spend $950 on, but really.. is having $950 dollars "fairly well off" to you subby? Do you need me to mail you a sandwich?
 
2014-08-27 07:10:06 PM  
Does butt play cost extra, or is that included?
 
2014-08-27 07:11:35 PM  
Before I read TFA I was imagining this would start with you being grabbed off the street and stuffed into the back of a panel van. That would go over well if a cop or CCW holder happened to be nearby, or if anyone decided to cal 911.
 
2014-08-27 07:11:41 PM  

neongoats: Well, it sounds like a dumb thing to spend $950 on, but really.. is having $950 dollars "fairly well off" to you subby? Do you need me to mail you a sandwich?


$950 does not even begin to cover the liability costs for a thing like this. I wouldn't feel comfortable perusing this service for under $ 5,000
 
2014-08-27 07:13:07 PM  
...by aliens?

/apparently not... how disappointing
 
2014-08-27 07:44:24 PM  
i291.photobucket.com

JACKASS did it (vid clicky pops)
 
2014-08-27 07:51:21 PM  
I see someone dying in this.
 
2014-08-27 08:24:53 PM  
www.tailgate365.com


Obligatory
 
2014-08-27 10:16:48 PM  
a euphemism for "billionaires traveling in poor, lawless countries" and "Jason Bourne."

I was just thinking yesterday in the shower, I really need to Bournify my life.
 
2014-08-27 10:24:29 PM  
Don't worry, we're "fake" abducting you.


Ha-haaa, triple cross: sayonara
 
2014-08-27 11:34:01 PM  
To the bunker.
 
2014-08-28 12:38:12 AM  
Done in one
 
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