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(Billboard)   Shirtless Justin Bieber sings Ring of Fire. NO. NO. BAD CANADIAN. BAD   (billboard.com) divider line 93
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2582 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 27 Aug 2014 at 7:14 PM (33 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-08-27 04:40:37 PM  
Christ, what an Arsehole.
 
2014-08-27 04:48:48 PM  
Is this one of those mediocre songs that's sacred to anyone over 40?
 
2014-08-27 04:50:12 PM  
Well...at least he wasn't off-key.
 
2014-08-27 04:58:37 PM  
He needs to die in a ring of fire
 
2014-08-27 05:01:23 PM  
This dude has far exceeded what I predicted his shelf life to be. Aren't his fans in college by now?
 
2014-08-27 05:04:48 PM  
He knows the song is about VD, right?
 
2014-08-27 05:09:36 PM  

netweavr: He knows the song is about VD, right?



Know it? Hell, he's lived it.
 
2014-08-27 05:27:27 PM  
No.  No, no, no.  You lost that bet fair and square.  And besides, Canada has invoked the "You break it you bought it" rule on both Bieber and Celine Dion.

No mulligans, guys.  You really blew it with this one.
 
2014-08-27 06:23:02 PM  
Put a farking shirt on, you turd.
 
2014-08-27 06:25:19 PM  

moothemagiccow: Is this one of those mediocre songs that's sacred to anyone over 40?


*johnny_cash_finger.jpg*
 
2014-08-27 06:37:47 PM  
Tell you what. If you Americans lay claim to Bieber. We Canadians will take in Miley Cyrus and Lindsey Lohan.

Good trade eh?
 
2014-08-27 06:38:14 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: No.  No, no, no.  You lost that bet fair and square.  And besides, Canada has invoked the "You break it you bought it" rule on both Bieber and Celine Dion.

No mulligans, guys.  You really blew it with this one.


As punishment for giving us Justin Bieber, we're buying Tim Hortons and giving you Burger King.
 
2014-08-27 06:44:25 PM  

dustman81: Benevolent Misanthrope: No.  No, no, no.  You lost that bet fair and square.  And besides, Canada has invoked the "You break it you bought it" rule on both Bieber and Celine Dion.

No mulligans, guys.  You really blew it with this one.

As punishment for giving us Justin Bieber, we're buying Tim Hortons and giving you Burger King.


Aaaaaand, the Law of Unintended Consequences comes into effect...
 
2014-08-27 07:14:07 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: No.  No, no, no.  You lost that bet fair and square.  And besides, Canada has invoked the "You break it you bought it" rule on both Bieber and Celine Dion.

No mulligans, guys.  You really blew it with this one.


Uh. No.  YOU guys broke 'em.  In Canada.  They CAME broken, with their "zed," and extra "u"s in words where they don't need to be.  It's because all the f*#%ign COLD AIR you got that you buggers just happen to keep sending us.

YOU keep 'em. :P

dustman81: As punishment for giving us Justin Bieber, we're buying Tim Hortons and giving you Burger King.


OK, now, *that* is just cruel.
 
2014-08-27 07:21:47 PM  

xanadian: Benevolent Misanthrope: No.  No, no, no.  You lost that bet fair and square.  And besides, Canada has invoked the "You break it you bought it" rule on both Bieber and Celine Dion.

No mulligans, guys.  You really blew it with this one.

Uh. No.  YOU guys broke 'em.  In Canada.  They CAME broken, with their "zed," and extra "u"s in words where they don't need to be.  It's because all the f*#%ign COLD AIR you got that you buggers just happen to keep sending us.

YOU keep 'em. :P

dustman81: As punishment for giving us Justin Bieber, we're buying Tim Hortons and giving you Burger King.

OK, now, *that* is just cruel.


No, if it truly were a cruel world, you would end up with Taco Bell.
 
2014-08-27 07:23:20 PM  
Geez. Let the kid have a little fun at rehearsal.
 
2014-08-27 07:28:02 PM  

hammettman: xanadian: Benevolent Misanthrope: No.  No, no, no.  You lost that bet fair and square.  And besides, Canada has invoked the "You break it you bought it" rule on both Bieber and Celine Dion.

No mulligans, guys.  You really blew it with this one.

Uh. No.  YOU guys broke 'em.  In Canada.  They CAME broken, with their "zed," and extra "u"s in words where they don't need to be.  It's because all the f*#%ign COLD AIR you got that you buggers just happen to keep sending us.

YOU keep 'em. :P

dustman81: As punishment for giving us Justin Bieber, we're buying Tim Hortons and giving you Burger King.

OK, now, *that* is just cruel.

No, if it truly were a cruel world, you would end up with Taco Bell.


We have plenty of birch tree bark up here - no need for more laxatives.
 
2014-08-27 07:29:45 PM  

Walker: He needs to die in a ring of fire


Well, my work is done here.
 
2014-08-27 07:30:23 PM  

NorCalLos: Geez. Let the kid have a little fun at rehearsal.


thumbs.newschoolers.com
 
2014-08-27 07:31:04 PM  

netweavr: He knows the song is about VD, right?


Nah. It's about spicy diarrhea after taco tuesday.
 
2014-08-27 07:33:10 PM  
So that's like the audio version of the ubiquitous GIF? Jesus, even if it sucks, I want more than 3 seconds of farking video.

Eventually, everything will be a 2 frame clip and people will want to shorten it more.
 
2014-08-27 07:36:10 PM  

Mikey1969: So that's like the audio version of the ubiquitous GIF? Jesus, even if it sucks, I want more than 3 seconds of farking video.

Eventually, everything will be a 2 frame clip and people will want to shorten it more.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-27 07:39:00 PM  

NorCalLos: Geez. Let the kid have a little fun at rehearsal.


He could at least get the lyrics right. It is no that hard.
 
2014-08-27 07:39:37 PM  
Not. I meant to say not.
 
2014-08-27 07:46:15 PM  
If you want some earbleach, try this recent cover.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8zU8paFops
 
2014-08-27 07:46:38 PM  
If you like Cash check this out. Pretty cool.

http://www.thejohnnycashproject.com/
 
2014-08-27 07:48:13 PM  
 
2014-08-27 07:50:09 PM  

hammettman: No, if it truly were a cruel world, you would end up with Taco Bell.


AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*jumps out of window*
 
2014-08-27 07:50:30 PM  
That was some serious horse shiat.....fark you Beliebers.
 
2014-08-27 07:51:13 PM  

saturn badger: Not. I meant to say not.


That's a bit ironic.....

/don't you think?
 
2014-08-27 07:53:33 PM  

12349876: If you want some earbleach, try this recent cover.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8zU8paFops


You're...you're kidding right? Holy God, that shiat's even worse than Bieber.
 
2014-08-27 07:53:48 PM  
He could have at least picked the best Johnny Cash song, "Hurt".
 
2014-08-27 07:54:46 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: Mikey1969: So that's like the audio version of the ubiquitous GIF? Jesus, even if it sucks, I want more than 3 seconds of farking video.

Eventually, everything will be a 2 frame clip and people will want to shorten it more.

[i.imgur.com image 500x280]


Lol, awesome. I think we can all go home now. Drive safe, everyone.
 
2014-08-27 08:00:59 PM  
How come the black guy has his underpants showing?
 
2014-08-27 08:04:56 PM  

Mugato: This dude has far exceeded what I predicted his shelf life to be. Aren't his fans in college by now?


Like they could spell SAT
 
2014-08-27 08:08:34 PM  

hammettman: No, if it truly were a cruel world, you would end up with Taco Bell.


Taco Bell was the only restaurant to survive the Franchise Wars.
 
2014-08-27 08:12:34 PM  

dionysusaur: Mugato: This dude has far exceeded what I predicted his shelf life to be. Aren't his fans in college by now?

Like they could spell SAT


Alright, college aged.
 
2014-08-27 08:22:05 PM  

bearded clamorer: moothemagiccow: Is this one of those mediocre songs that's sacred to anyone over 40?

*johnny_cash_finger.jpg*



I keep this around for just this sort of occasion:

  farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2014-08-27 08:36:51 PM  
We consider him an honourary Floridian.
 
2014-08-27 08:37:32 PM  
Does he still put out teenie music? He's 20 years old now, singing to a bunch of thirteen year old's has to be approaching creep status by now.
 
2014-08-27 08:46:44 PM  
Goddammit.

As far as I'm concerned, this is the only approved non-Johnny Cash version of Ring of Fire.

This why we can't have nice things.
 
2014-08-27 08:54:18 PM  

Kevin72: How come the black guy has his underpants showing?


How else is he going to let the other inmates know he's "available"? Yes I do mean what you think I mean.
 
2014-08-27 08:58:11 PM  

xanadian: Well...at least he wasn't off-key.


He can't even talk a song.
 
2014-08-27 09:08:57 PM  

puckrock2000: The only "Ring of Fire" cover worth a damn.


The fark is this shiat? I clicked this expecting Social Distortion and instead got THAT crap?

Almost makes me long for the Bieber version.
 
2014-08-27 09:11:46 PM  
Well I can tell you now. Resurrection isn't possible. Otherwise Zombie Johnny Cash would have destroyed him by now.
 
2014-08-27 09:12:19 PM  
He fell into a burnin' ring of fire, he went down, down, down and the flames went higher, and he was
burned, burned, burned.....the ring of fire.  (Oh, if Justin Bieber would be burned in a ring of fire.)
 
2014-08-27 09:16:35 PM  

netweavr: He knows the song is about VD, right?


How do you know that? What are you Quentin Tarantino?
 
2014-08-27 09:17:25 PM  

moothemagiccow: Is this one of those mediocre songs that's sacred to anyone over 40?


But his WIFE wrote it. His farking wife wrote it, for him, about their love, that conquered all odds. Their love was so intense, so burning, like a RING OF FIRE. It was an homage to their love, that lasted all their lives, and probably beyond, it was so, so loving.
You just don't understand love. No, no, don't deny it--I've seen your posts.
 
2014-08-27 09:23:36 PM  

cryinoutloud: moothemagiccow: Is this one of those mediocre songs that's sacred to anyone over 40?

But his WIFE wrote it. His farking wife wrote it, for him, about their love, that conquered all odds. Their love was so intense, so burning, like a RING OF FIRE. It was an homage to their love, that lasted all their lives, and probably beyond, it was so, so loving.
You just don't understand love. No, no, don't deny it--I've seen your posts.


Bieber's married?
 
2014-08-27 09:24:50 PM  
Speaking of Johnny Cash and song covers, I loved his cover of NINs Hurt. It was more than a bit haunting.
 
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