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(BetaNews)   Intel and Michael J. Fox team up to promote new wearable computers, help shake out all the bugs   (betanews.com) divider line 57
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2014-08-27 05:25:39 PM  
Michael, look at this awesome picture I made to celebrate American exceptionalism!
www.realclear.com
***SHAKE***SHAKE***SHAKE***
bestlifeministries.com

Dammit, I keep forgetting you are Canadian!
 
2014-08-27 06:22:49 PM  
According to his fitbit, he walks like 300 miles per day.  The guy must be in amazing condition.
 
2014-08-27 06:23:06 PM  
That's probably not funny, Subby... but I still snickered a little.
 
2014-08-27 06:25:39 PM  
You're likely familiar with actor Michael J. Fox

No. For you see, I have been on Mars for the last forty years, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears.
 
2014-08-27 06:26:16 PM  
A truly tasteless headline.

Not one of Fark's shining moments.

I am disappoint.
 
2014-08-27 06:26:16 PM  
I watched the entire Back to the Future Trilogy in the last two days. It's really good but not that different from Michael Bay's Transformers semiotically. Not much moral message, a lot of pseudo-campy humor. Everything is just brands, brands, brands. It got to the point where I bought a twelver of Miller Lite for the third movie. Like the movie broke my usual advertising defenses. Also Marty McFly has an amazing dress sense.
 
2014-08-27 06:27:10 PM  
Good to know that while misogyny is out, we are still welcome to crack jokes at those with physical disabilities.
 
2014-08-27 06:27:12 PM  

Snarfangel: Michael, look at this awesome picture I made to celebrate American exceptionalism!
[www.realclear.com image 495x395]
***SHAKE***SHAKE***SHAKE***
[bestlifeministries.com image 640x522]

Dammit, I keep forgetting you are Canadian!


I bets the Jews Canadians did this!
 
2014-08-27 06:27:28 PM  
FTA: "The setup monitored daily movements and securely uploaded data to the cloud, letting researchers seamlessly keep tabs on patients"

Researcher note: I see Mr. Johnson is on time for his 3pm wank session.
 
2014-08-27 06:28:14 PM  

OneTimed: Good to know that while misogyny is out, we are still welcome to crack jokes at those with physical disabilities.



I was totally chuckling through all the posts until I read yours...
 
2014-08-27 06:29:36 PM  
If it helps Skippy Handleman, I'm all for it.
 
2014-08-27 06:32:36 PM  

FizixJunkee: OneTimed: Good to know that while misogyny is out, we are still welcome to crack jokes at those with physical disabilities.


I was totally chuckling through all the posts until I read yours...


Yeah, sorry about that. Pointing out selective outrage and a lack of consistency doesn't lend for much humor.
 
2014-08-27 06:35:10 PM  

OneTimed: Good to know that while misogyny is out, we are still welcome to crack jokes at those with physical disabilities.


If a person is misogynistic enough they probably wouldn't see the distinction anyway.
 
2014-08-27 06:36:14 PM  
Family Guy keeps doing the gags and I keep laughing at them even if I do feel dirty sometimes. If Family Guy gets a "pass" multiple times, I say we give subby and subsequent chucklers a pass on this one too.
 
2014-08-27 06:37:24 PM  

FizixJunkee: Snarfangel: Michael, look at this awesome picture I made to celebrate American exceptionalism!
[www.realclear.com image 495x395]
***SHAKE***SHAKE***SHAKE***
[bestlifeministries.com image 640x522]

Dammit, I keep forgetting you are Canadian!

I bets the Jews Canadians did this!


I can't find an appropriate pic, so imagine Kerry saying that:
i.ytimg.com
 
2014-08-27 06:38:09 PM  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S_QK5bxjDI&index=19&list=UU44UOUJtqf y Xr42JwzarWRA

If you know anybody with a diagnosis of Parkinson's, check out this procedure which helps enormously with the symptoms. Not voodoo science, this is mainstream stuff
 
2014-08-27 06:38:53 PM  
Fox holds dual Canadian/American citizenship.
 
2014-08-27 06:41:13 PM  

OneTimed: Good to know that while misogyny is out, we are still welcome to crack jokes at those with physical disabilities.


Or cognitive. Just saying.
 
2014-08-27 06:42:00 PM  
oi61.tinypic.com

I know, I know... its bad.
 
2014-08-27 06:43:32 PM  

cowgirl toffee: [oi61.tinypic.com image 421x560]

I know, I know... its bad.


Here's your ticket to hell.  Now let me just buy mine.
 
2014-08-27 06:44:30 PM  
*TILT*
 
2014-08-27 06:49:23 PM  

cowgirl toffee: [oi61.tinypic.com image 421x560]

I know, I know... its bad.


Oh that's beautiful. Burst out laughing on a crowded bus.
 
2014-08-27 06:51:09 PM  
He's helping design "wearable computers". Are they self winding?
 
2014-08-27 06:52:47 PM  
He should be a farker.i1352.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-27 06:53:46 PM  
I'm never not amused by those jokes, subby. Good job.
 
2014-08-27 06:53:54 PM  

too_amuzed: cowgirl toffee: [oi61.tinypic.com image 421x560]

I know, I know... its bad.

Oh that's beautiful. Burst out laughing on a crowded bus.


My bad all the way around.  :P

I was wondering if he shakes fast enough, if he could vibrate through objects... you know... like the 'Flash'.
 
2014-08-27 06:55:26 PM  

47 is the new 42: cowgirl toffee: [oi61.tinypic.com image 421x560]

I know, I know... its bad.

Here's your ticket to hell.  Now let me just buy mine.


I'll put it with all of the other tickets to hell. :)
 
2014-08-27 06:55:38 PM  

OneTimed: Good to know that while misogyny is out, we are still welcome to crack jokes at those with physical disabilities.


Maybe if he were Mr. Sensitive about it, it would be an issue. But by all accounts, Fox is able to, and encourages, joking about his condition. So...there's that.
 
2014-08-27 06:55:43 PM  
FTFA: Now the actor suffers from Parkinson's Disease, a  mality his foundation wishes to draw awareness to

Article writer suffers from retardation, a mality which I wish to draw awareness to.
 
2014-08-27 06:57:01 PM  

cowgirl toffee: too_amuzed: cowgirl toffee: [oi61.tinypic.com image 421x560]

I know, I know... its bad.

Oh that's beautiful. Burst out laughing on a crowded bus.

My bad all the way around.  :P

I was wondering if he shakes fast enough, if he could vibrate through objects... you know... like the 'Flash'.


Happy to join you on the bus to hell, which I'd post a pic of in the funniest car thread I I knew how to post pictures.
 
2014-08-27 07:01:30 PM  
subby is going to hell
 
2014-08-27 07:03:40 PM  
See I told you Swatches would make a come back.
 
2014-08-27 07:03:50 PM  

Snarfangel: Michael, look at this awesome picture I made to celebrate American exceptionalism!
[www.realclear.com image 495x395]
***SHAKE***SHAKE***SHAKE***
[bestlifeministries.com image 640x522]

Dammit, I keep forgetting you are Canadian!


The Etch-a-Sketch needed two more knobs, a diagonal knob and a circle making knob. The first analog tablet.

Michael J. Fox thanks for keeping on and showing others with challenges that you don't give up.
 
2014-08-27 07:03:51 PM  

Fonaibung: FTFA: Now the actor suffers from Parkinson's Disease, a  mality his foundation wishes to draw awareness to

Article writer suffers from retardation, a mality which I wish to draw awareness to.


Came for this.  Wasted time looking up "mality" in case it was obscure.  Should have known.
 
2014-08-27 07:03:55 PM  
First computers...

oi62.tinypic.com

... then bartender.
 
2014-08-27 07:07:51 PM  

cowgirl toffee: First computers...

[oi62.tinypic.com image 300x239]

... then bartender.


Nah, I don't think so. He'd be great...until he had to pour it.
 
2014-08-27 07:08:47 PM  

PizzaJedi81: cowgirl toffee: First computers...

[oi62.tinypic.com image 300x239]

... then bartender.

Nah, I don't think so. He'd be great...until he had to pour it.


Damn... did not think of that.
 
2014-08-27 07:14:07 PM  
oi57.tinypic.com

He's way too fast for Wednesday.
 
2014-08-27 07:33:18 PM  
Hahahaha. Great headline. It's horrible of course, but that's what makes it so great.
 
2014-08-27 07:44:38 PM  
So, making fun of the disabled still cool?

Or is it just so long as they aren't women?
 
2014-08-27 07:59:20 PM  
They're not nice at all. They aren't big or clever. But they make me laugh, so here they are.
www.gifsforum.com

/Windows ME Laughter OL.
 
2014-08-27 08:07:20 PM  
Michael J. Fox makes the best milkshakes.

Because he uses quality ingredients and makes sure they're blended together at just the right proportion and with just the right amount of time.

Why? What did you think I was going to say.
 
2014-08-27 08:42:27 PM  
Oh hey Michael J. Fox and a headline about shaking. Amazingly original and totally unexpected from Fark. Revolutionary, even.
 
2014-08-27 09:07:53 PM  

cowgirl toffee: [oi61.tinypic.com image 421x560]

I know, I know... its bad.


That picture gave me a seizure
 
2014-08-27 09:15:51 PM  
Good to know Parkinson's is a "mality". I LOVE CROQUET!
 
2014-08-27 09:39:55 PM  

majordawg: subby is going to hell


Not really. The whole "Michael J Fox shakes a lot because of his disease" thing is too lazy and lame to warrant Hell. Maybe some purgatory with the guy who writes Family Circus or Adan Sandler.
 
2014-08-27 11:11:38 PM  
If I had Parkinsons, I'd want to joke about it as much as possible. Watch my grandfather slip away from it...my god what a horrible disease. If I'm going to be locked inside my own body with a sound mind, at least let me see others having fun, even if at my expense.
 
2014-08-27 11:12:22 PM  

Duane Dibbley: /Windows ME Laughter OL.

img.fark.net


 /updated
 
2014-08-27 11:32:17 PM  

Duane Dibbley: They're not nice at all. They aren't big or clever. But they make me laugh, so here they are.
[www.gifsforum.com image 525x956]

/Windows ME Laughter OL.


Missed Michael + glowstick = lasershow, and Michael + baby = tombstone.

I gave a presentation once about giving good presentations.  I admonished people not to wave the laser pointer around like Michael J. Fox on a caffeine high.
 
2014-08-28 01:03:00 AM  
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