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(Popoholic)   Liv Tyler is a thirty-seven year old mom now, and looks incredible in a bikini to boot   (popoholic.com) divider line 69
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2014-08-27 12:09:53 PM  
I'm still wondering how something as ugly as Steven Tyler had a hand in creating her.
 
2014-08-27 12:32:57 PM  
I'm not saying she looks bad, but "incredible"?
 
2014-08-27 12:54:36 PM  
Blocked at work.  pic please?

/Any one
//Any one
///Bueller?
 
2014-08-27 12:54:54 PM  
I'd damn the man and save her Empire, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2014-08-27 12:54:55 PM  
Incredibly fat, maybe.
 
2014-08-27 12:58:31 PM  

bluorangefyre: I'm still wondering how something as ugly as Steven Tyler had a hand in creating her.


Doubly so because she bears a strong facial resemblance to him....

metatronarchetype: Incredibly fat, maybe.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-27 12:58:40 PM  
Sounds like subby wants to leave some Guilty Remnants on her face.

/this thread is a trap
//self reporting
 
2014-08-27 01:02:31 PM  

timujin: I'm not saying she looks bad, but "incredible"?


Yeah I'm with you.

She looks good for her age but incredible is a stretch.
 
2014-08-27 01:06:18 PM  

LandOfChocolate: timujin: I'm not saying she looks bad, but "incredible"?

Yeah I'm with you.

She looks good for her age but incredible is a stretch.


Careful guys, you are treading into dangerous FarQ territory...
 
2014-08-27 01:06:22 PM  

bikerbob59: Blocked at work.  pic please?

/Any one
//Any one
///Bueller?


^this
/I don't understand why filters hate this site :(
 
2014-08-27 01:06:31 PM  
Her body is average but damn she has a really cute face and her voice is sexy.
 
2014-08-27 01:07:10 PM  
I find it so sad "at her age" .. "for her age"...etc.

If at 37 she or anyone looks bad, I'd say time to hit the gym, man or woman.

I just don't get the whole.. if you're over 30 and people are amazed if you don't look like the crypt keeper or something.

Sorry but still in her 30s, she's still young.

The test of time is every decade afterwards.
 
2014-08-27 01:07:11 PM  
The evidence is inconclusive, more is needed.
 
2014-08-27 01:08:00 PM  

skinink: she has a really cute


One of the cutest I've ever come across.
 
2014-08-27 01:11:29 PM  

Funbags: LandOfChocolate: timujin: I'm not saying she looks bad, but "incredible"?

Yeah I'm with you.

She looks good for her age but incredible is a stretch.

Careful guys, you are treading into dangerous FarQ territory...


Um...your handle is a violation.
 
2014-08-27 01:11:32 PM  
Yea, she'll never do it for me. She may or may not at any given time have a great body, but I find her face to be unattractive. I won't say she's ugly, but her face has a sort of uncanny valley effect that disturbs me greatly.

/also, sharp knees
 
2014-08-27 01:12:16 PM  
She and Rumer Willis are proof that genetics are pretty much just a crap shoot.
 
2014-08-27 01:12:20 PM  

bikerbob59: Blocked at work.  pic please?

/Any one
//Any one
///Bueller?


Tyler in a bikini

ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2014-08-27 01:12:48 PM  
Although beauty standards do not define who a woman is or her value to society, I do find her to be attractive more so than average.

/toeing the line with the new FArQ rules
 
2014-08-27 01:13:09 PM  

skinink: Her body is average but damn she has a really cute face and her voice is sexy.


^ THIS guy gets it.
 
2014-08-27 01:15:56 PM  

Diogenes: your handle is a violation.


I'd violate Liv Tyler's handle, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

In a respectful and consensual manner...IF ya know, etc, etc.
 
2014-08-27 01:17:01 PM  

Billy Liar: bikerbob59: Blocked at work.  pic please?

/Any one
//Any one
///Bueller?

Tyler in a bikini

[ts1.mm.bing.net image 288x300]


I just threw up in my mouth a little.
 
2014-08-27 01:20:43 PM  
I for one never judge actresses on looks. To do so is sexist and disrespectful.
 
2014-08-27 01:21:22 PM  
Not bad for 37, from the neck down.

Sadly, she's a doggy-style special for me, cause that face instantly kills the wood for me. Yeck.
 
2014-08-27 01:24:27 PM  
Fine I'll do it

i62.tinypic.com
 
2014-08-27 01:25:07 PM  
static.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-27 01:26:40 PM  

LandOfChocolate: timujin: I'm not saying she looks bad, but "incredible"?

Yeah I'm with you.

She looks good for her age but incredible has stretch marks


FTFY
 
2014-08-27 01:29:39 PM  

TNel: Fine I'll do it

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Got the original of that?

/wait for it...
 
2014-08-27 01:29:54 PM  
If she'd quit all that chain smoking she'd look better.
 
2014-08-27 01:30:19 PM  

bluorangefyre: I'm still wondering how something as ugly as Steven Tyler had a hand in creating her.



That wasn't his hand.
 
2014-08-27 01:31:14 PM  
She's gettin a little chunky. She keeps going she can be a plus size model with her sister.

s2.hubimg.com
 
2014-08-27 01:31:38 PM  
In other POPOHOLIC news from that same page... Scarlett Johansson in 2012 had an ass that's in about the same shape as Mrs Dahnkster's my imaginary wife's booty. (No, you cannot have have a picture)

www.thesuperficial.com

Would still disappoint her with my most concerted efforts.
 
2014-08-27 01:35:27 PM  
Dead behind the eyes, only acting ability worth noting is crying on command, and the spawn of a Muppet.

/Pass
 
2014-08-27 01:36:47 PM  

Dahnkster: In other POPOHOLIC news from that same page... Scarlett Johansson in 2012 had an ass that's in about the same shape as Mrs Dahnkster's my imaginary wife's booty. (No, you cannot have have a picture)

[www.thesuperficial.com image 435x580]

Would still disappoint her with my most concerted efforts.


Scarlett is a peach. Like when you eat a peach that is so ripe you can push your thumb through the skin. The juice runs down your chin and drips onto your chest, and the place in between your fingers gets so sticky you have trouble separating them. The next day, even after you wash your hands, you can still smell the sweet juice on your skin and, if no one is watching, you lick your fingers and the memory of that sweet fruit on your tongue floods back. Scarlett is like that.

IN a respectful and consensual manner.
 
2014-08-27 01:48:30 PM  
I always thought she looked like an elf.

So watching LotR gave me a big kick...
 
2014-08-27 01:49:19 PM  
"...incredible..."

www.agileproductdesign.com
 
2014-08-27 01:52:55 PM  

ranak: Dead behind the eyes, only acting ability worth noting is crying on command, and the spawn of a Muppet.


But enough about my ex. We're going on about Liv Tyler here.
 
2014-08-27 01:56:02 PM  
Would NOT hit.

Look at those pointy ears.
 
2014-08-27 01:59:20 PM  
Steven Tyler is a grandma?
 
2014-08-27 02:00:08 PM  

TNel: Fine I'll do it

[i62.tinypic.com image 458x584]


And skipping the triple dare to the triple dog dare....

snarkerati.com
 
2014-08-27 02:02:14 PM  

PizzaJedi81: TNel: Fine I'll do it

[i62.tinypic.com image 458x584]

Got the original of that?

/wait for it...


Sorry, missed your "triple dog dare". My comedic bad.
 
2014-08-27 02:05:14 PM  
Dude she's like 2500 years old.
 
2014-08-27 02:05:14 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: TNel: Fine I'll do it

[i62.tinypic.com image 458x584]

And skipping the triple dare to the triple dog dare....

[snarkerati.com image 300x375]


Never not funny. Never.
 
2014-08-27 02:23:46 PM  

Omis: Steven Tyler is a grandma?


media2.onsugar.com

Hmmmmm...I'd say more "transsexual bag lady."
 
2014-08-27 02:26:20 PM  

Diogenes: Omis: Steven Tyler is a grandma?

[media2.onsugar.com image 640x640]

Hmmmmm...I'd say more "transsexual bag lady."


Dude looks like a lady?
 
2014-08-27 02:26:51 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: I always thought she looked like an elf gelfling .

So watching LotR gave me a big kick...


FTFM
 
2014-08-27 02:45:52 PM  

timujin: I'm not saying she looks bad, but "incredible"?


Yeah, she looks pretty good, and a better bikini might make her reach "incredible", but that one really doesn't set of fireworks in my pants. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, she doesn't have sharp knees, and I don't have to be at the gym in 29 minutes, but this is about what I expected when I saw subby's breathless headline.
 
2014-08-27 02:53:34 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Dude she's like 2500 years old.


But she has the body of a 1200 year old.

dryknife: Would NOT hit.

Look at those pointy ears.


www.kickacts.com

Would hit it at least once every 7 years.
 
2014-08-27 02:54:11 PM  
I think she's attractive. Those pictures are horrible though....................


/what do you expect from paparazi
 
2014-08-27 03:17:22 PM  
Well, good thing she still has some value to society then.
 
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