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2014-08-27 12:24:19 AM  
www.crushable.com
 
2014-08-27 01:39:27 AM  
New? These have been around for a long time.
 
2014-08-27 02:27:23 AM  
Yeah, not new. Still will not buy it, I use newspaper, like a real man
 
2014-08-27 02:40:08 AM  
Pussy,
Montgomery wards, sears catalog or the phone book.
 
2014-08-27 02:40:54 AM  
Who the hell uses a toilet paper tube? Are college stoners not allowed to handle objects sharp enough to poke small holes in a beer or soda can?
 
2014-08-27 02:42:46 AM  
An apple is my preferred Ad-hoc smoking device
 
2014-08-27 02:43:09 AM  
You don't smoke out of it. You fill it with dryer sheets and exhale through it to "mask" the smell.
 
2014-08-27 02:48:34 AM  
Wait, people throw them away?

We chop them up, saute them in butter and garlic and serve them over linguine.

They're really quite tasty and the kids love them.

Throw them away...sheesh!

Must be nice to be all rich and everything.
 
2014-08-27 02:49:50 AM  
FTA :

Although the tubeless roll will work with any dispenser, the roll wobbles some as it's unwound.


Unacceptable!
 
2014-08-27 02:51:37 AM  
Helping the environment would be better if there were more cardboard and less shiat.
 
2014-08-27 02:53:24 AM  

MFAWG: Who the hell uses a toilet paper tube? Are college stoners not allowed to handle objects sharp enough to poke small holes in a beer or soda can?


Or an apple, or a honey bottle, or some tinfoil...
 
2014-08-27 02:54:04 AM  

VTGremlin: You don't smoke out of it. You fill it with dryer sheets and exhale through it to "mask" the smell.


Which doesn't work worth a damn, and only a dumb freshman would think it does. What does work is simply opening a window, preferably with a fan blowing out.
 
2014-08-27 03:13:37 AM  

MFAWG: Who the hell uses a toilet paper tube? Are college stoners not allowed to handle objects sharp enough to poke small holes in a beer or soda can?


Me and my friends tried it once way back when, and it was alot more tedious than it's worth, and involved more tin foil than it was worth. Still worked in the end though!
 
2014-08-27 03:14:26 AM  
Don't prisons do this already? I swear Lockup show this every week.
 
2014-08-27 03:30:46 AM  
Coat hanger tubes are much superior for directed smoke ejection to the external environment (i.e. out the dorm room window).
 
2014-08-27 03:33:07 AM  
We use the tubes for our wood stove. If you stuff newspaper in them they make great fire starters. My son and I even made a 6 ft snake for school once. It was great. I wiggled around, like the wooden toy ones.
 
2014-08-27 03:35:25 AM  
It's scott brand sandpaper, nothing to see here.
 
2014-08-27 03:37:26 AM  

Dwedit: It's scott brand sandpaper, nothing to see here.


Sand paper is softer!
 
2014-08-27 03:40:22 AM  
I used to be a toilet paper tube engineer, and I can tell you this will not work! The rolls will implode!

How many people will have to DIE from flying toilet paper before the makers of this nightmare come to their senses?????
 
2014-08-27 03:46:47 AM  

kling_klang_bed: MFAWG: Who the hell uses a toilet paper tube? Are college stoners not allowed to handle objects sharp enough to poke small holes in a beer or soda can?

Me and my friends tried it once way back when, and it was alot more tedious than it's worth, and involved more tin foil than it was worth. Still worked in the end though!


They're called toilet bowls.
 
2014-08-27 04:04:50 AM  
not to mention crystal radio builders!! the horror!!
 
2014-08-27 04:22:29 AM  
But what will my gerbils destroy with glee now? (Actually serious, those little grotbag love the loo roles)
 
2014-08-27 04:29:39 AM  
Yeah, on what continent are these new? The small-town small business I work for has them.
 
2014-08-27 04:34:19 AM  

CruJones: VTGremlin: You don't smoke out of it. You fill it with dryer sheets and exhale through it to "mask" the smell.

Which doesn't work worth a damn, and only a dumb freshman would think it does. What does work is simply opening a window, preferably with a fan blowing out.


Bullshiat it doesnt. The only way it doesnt work is if you let the bowl smolder openly. You have to cover the cherry while still inhaling. (plus you have to use a lot of sheets. like 20 or more.). Noob.

/ got a pass by Rangers and DNC Housing in Yosemite.
// Those who have lived in the park know that Housing and (especially) Rangers would hassle any young person who smelled skunky.
 
2014-08-27 04:53:18 AM  

bearded clamorer: [www.crushable.com image 590x422]


GOOOOO! Gerbil, goooooo!

Burrow harder, burrow deeper!
 
2014-08-27 05:33:47 AM  
More than 100 years after a cardboard tube was first inserted into a roll of toilet paper, engineers in Wisconsin have taken the tube out - a move that might sound awkward for consumers, but is aimed at reducing paper waste.

Nope. It's aimed at making more profit for the company. Do you really think the toilet paper price will go down? I don't think so...
 
2014-08-27 05:45:40 AM  
Dr Atomic's Pipe and Dope Book.

That is all.
 
2014-08-27 05:54:24 AM  
It's a nice sales gimmick an everything, but I don't think it will save the environment. The little tubes are pretty biodegradable. But whatever.
 
2014-08-27 06:12:26 AM  
It just occurred to me that of all the junk you can find in fallout new vegas, you never see any toilet paper. Guns, ammo, drugs? Easy to make! Toilet paper? Nah
 
2014-08-27 06:18:03 AM  
i.thestreet.com
Sometimes, you just have to roll with it, bro.
 
2014-08-27 06:24:40 AM  
Here they sell t.p. rolls w mini rolls in the center instead of cardboard tubes.  You can pull the mini roll out and take it with you when out and about. Quite clever, really.
Then again pot is legal here so there,s no need for tubes in the first place.
 
2014-08-27 06:29:50 AM  
This could bring down Pinterest.
 
2014-08-27 06:52:25 AM  

chitownmike: Yeah, not new. Still will not buy it, I use newspaper, like a real man


That's called John Wayne toilet paper, its rough tough and dont take shiat off nobody!
 
2014-08-27 06:53:09 AM  
The TP I am using has a tube that is flushable in the toilet. It's only a bit softer than regular tubes and the maker claims that it is made of the same paper as the TP. It dissolves in the water in about 5 seconds.

It's been available for only about 3 months. IMHO this is the biggest innovation in the history of the poop-smearing industry.
 
2014-08-27 07:01:14 AM  
Who the hell actually uses a roll holder?
 
2014-08-27 07:05:50 AM  
I always remove the thin white paper outer layer and use the strong cardboard tube to wipe/scrape. Am I doing it wrong?
 
2014-08-27 07:13:06 AM  

bullsballs: not to mention crystal radio builders!! the horror!!


Not to mention that it's hard to find double-edged razor blades on campus.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foxhole_radio
 
2014-08-27 07:13:46 AM  
Stoner Tips 101:
Take any soda bottle, cut holes in all five of the "feet" on the bottom of bottle, cram 4 dryer sheets in the bottom followed by 4 feet of toilet paper, now repeat over and over until the layers inside are sufficiently tight stay inside yet not too tight as to inhibit the passing of smoke freely. After blowing said smoke through the bottle, screw the cap on the top so the stinky part stays sealed while all that is exposed at the bottom is fresh dryer sheet.... Yes it works good, and no, I'm not in highschool, I'm in my mid thirties now. Same thing right?
 
2014-08-27 07:19:41 AM  

claudius: Here they sell t.p. rolls w mini rolls in the center instead of cardboard tubes.  You can pull the mini roll out and take it with you when out and about. Quite clever, really.
Then again pot is legal here so there,s no need for tubes in the first place.


Here, we aren't shiatting in back alleys and street corners so there isn't the need to take some arsewipe with you in the morning. And, nugs are pretty easy to come by anyways so I'll take the less crap all over and you can have your legal dirt
 
2014-08-27 07:23:54 AM  

TomD9938: FTA :

Although the tubeless roll will work with any dispenser, the roll wobbles some as it's unwound.


Unacceptable!


I'm sure that a suitably modified wooden toilet roller could resolve this problem.
 
2014-08-27 07:25:26 AM  
Tp rubes are both recyclable and compostable. Never saw the problem with them, but I guess they are addressing the 'reduce' part of the environmental triad.

I strongly suspect there's a tax break or other benefit for the manufacturer in this.
 
2014-08-27 07:38:02 AM  

lethological_lassie: Tp rubes are both recyclable and compostable. Never saw the problem with them, but I guess they are addressing the 'reduce' part of the environmental triad.

I strongly suspect there's a tax break or other benefit for the manufacturer in this.


What rube tp may look like
i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-27 07:57:50 AM  

bekovich: But what will my gerbils destroy with glee now? (Actually serious, those little grotbag love the loo roles)


Do you have one named Raggot?
 
2014-08-27 08:08:37 AM  
Came for the George costanza reference..leaving disappointed.
 
2014-08-27 08:19:47 AM  
Gerbils, Hamsters, and mice. It is their favorite toy by far. All of our paper towel rolls or toilet paper rolls go right into the gerbil cage. They will gnaw them down over the course of a few days until they're gone. (this is standard practice for small pet owners, and perfectly safe)

So, really, the loser in all this is the gerbils.
 
2014-08-27 08:20:39 AM  
Why would they take telescopes away from kids?  Don't they support science education?
 
2014-08-27 08:24:05 AM  

lobotomy survivor: TomD9938: FTA :

Although the tubeless roll will work with any dispenser, the roll wobbles some as it's unwound.


Unacceptable!

I'm sure that a suitably modified wooden toilet roller could resolve this problem.


Wow. Just wow.
 
2014-08-27 08:27:05 AM  

seansimonson: Stoner Tips 101:
Take any soda bottle, cut holes in all five of the "feet" on the bottom of bottle, cram 4 dryer sheets in the bottom followed by 4 feet of toilet paper, now repeat over and over until the layers inside are sufficiently tight stay inside yet not too tight as to inhibit the passing of smoke freely. After blowing said smoke through the bottle, screw the cap on the top so the stinky part stays sealed while all that is exposed at the bottom is fresh dryer sheet.... Yes it works good, and no, I'm not in highschool, I'm in my mid thirties now. Same thing right?


my lame ass brothers used a pillow ....
controlled the majority of the smoke and smell

and now a days, who cares
 
2014-08-27 08:43:15 AM  
"As a father of very small kids, I actually like," Mackrory says, because the toilet paper won't fly off the roll quite so quickly if a child runs with it.

Seems legit.
 
2014-08-27 09:22:33 AM  
We have a bidet
 
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