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(The Consumerist)   Pumpkin pie spice gum, because why the fark not?   (consumerist.com) divider line 37
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2014-08-26 05:36:10 PM
They've got some really excellent gum flavors these days.
Wonka finally cracked the code that prevents you from actually turning into the dessert that flavors the gum.
 
2014-08-26 05:55:20 PM
That sounds really good.
 
2014-08-26 07:44:50 PM
Because it's farking disgusting that's why.
 
2014-08-26 08:03:37 PM
Pumpkin pie spice?

Also, apparently the food babe went off over Starbucks pumpkin spiced something today, it's all over Facebook.

/the food babe is full of shiat
 
2014-08-26 08:18:13 PM

CruJones: Pumpkin pie spice?

Also, apparently the food babe went off over Starbucks pumpkin spiced something today, it's all over Facebook.

/the food babe is full of shiat


People are so fixated on talking about food in minute detail these days. If it's not someone drooling over candied bacon chocolate tater tots, it's someone claiming they gained the ability to levitate after avoiding gluten and white sugar. Just shut up and eat already.
 
2014-08-26 08:20:54 PM
I totally want nutmeg and allspice flavored gum.

Oh wait, no I don't, because I'm sane.

/don't call it "pumpkin" if there isn't discernible pumpkin flavor
//the exception of course being pumpkin ales
 
2014-08-26 08:20:59 PM
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2014-08-26 08:21:30 PM
If you wanna be my lover then you have to get with my friends

because I am a perv

wait. wrong spice thread?
 
2014-08-26 08:27:14 PM
www.lapthorn.org
 
2014-08-26 08:30:02 PM
I love pumpkin spice flavoured things... doesn't have to have pumpkin in it just the spice combo!

This gum sounds great.

Pumpkin spice is for all year not just autumn.
 
2014-08-26 08:37:48 PM

CruJones: Pumpkin pie spice?

Also, apparently the food babe went off over Starbucks pumpkin spiced something today, it's all over Facebook.

/the food babe is full of shiat


I saw that on my feed too. Chemistry was my worst subject in school, but her grasp of it is downright criminal
 
2014-08-26 08:39:22 PM
Hidden camera image of the offices at Consumerist:

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2014-08-26 08:45:07 PM
Pumpkin Pie Spice coated popcorn. Horrible.

/likes pumpkin spice a lot.
 
2014-08-26 08:45:10 PM

MightyPez: CruJones: Pumpkin pie spice?

Also, apparently the food babe went off over Starbucks pumpkin spiced something today, it's all over Facebook.

/the food babe is full of shiat

I saw that on my feed too. Chemistry was my worst subject in school, but her grasp of it is downright criminal


Better article here
 
2014-08-26 08:54:42 PM
Sounds great.  I used to love that clove gum back in the day.
 
2014-08-26 08:55:00 PM
the pumpkin spice must flow
 
2014-08-26 09:21:27 PM
We have it for sale at the dollar store I work at. It's been in the impulse area for nearly a week. No takers.
 
2014-08-26 10:09:02 PM
You mean cinnamon? Pumpkin spice just means cinnamon.
 
2014-08-26 10:15:38 PM
Oh look...yet another non-article.
 
2014-08-26 10:31:37 PM

hugheric: You mean cinnamon? Pumpkin spice just means cinnamon.


And mace and nutmeg and cloves and allspice and ginger.

It's not a good idea for gum and even worse for beer.
 
2014-08-26 10:33:19 PM

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2014-08-26 10:54:26 PM
The spices  that make up pumpkin pie spice  aid the digestion and most likely the their breath.I'm all for it in a chai thing, after dinner/digestif drink..but yeah, this is not gonna do it
 
2014-08-26 10:56:38 PM

Omahawg: If you wanna be my lover then you have to get with my friends

because I am a perv

wait. wrong spice thread?


mistrmind: [www.lapthorn.org image 475x267]


img.fark.net
 
2014-08-26 11:10:49 PM
Isn't that the smell that was found to be one of the biggest turn-ons to women?
 
2014-08-26 11:16:17 PM

hugheric: You mean cinnamon? Pumpkin spice just means cinnamon a

llspice.

Pumpkin pie spice is to allspice, cloves, and cinnamon as Lowry's Seasoning Salt is to garlic, basil, and oregano.
 
2014-08-26 11:30:51 PM
Pumpkin pie is delicious. If you can package that exact flavour in a chewable, long-lasting form it might work. I have my doubts but I'd give it a try.
 
2014-08-26 11:44:50 PM
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It's been done. Pass the turkey, please.
 
2014-08-27 12:08:24 AM

Podmore: Isn't that the smell that was found to be one of the biggest turn-ons to women?


Men, actually.

Women found pumpkin pie to smell like that biatch Shelly from work. Seriously, did you see what pumpkin pie was wearing last week!?
 
2014-08-27 12:11:07 AM
You white folk love the shiat out of pumpkin spice.
 
2014-08-27 12:15:37 AM

Duane Dibbley: Pumpkin pie is delicious. If you can package that exact flavour in a chewable, long-lasting form it might work. I have my doubts but I'd give it a try.


A good cover for the heavy alcohol on my breath at Thanksgiving.
 
2014-08-27 12:16:25 AM

Omahawg: If you wanna be my lover then you have to get with my friends

because I am a perv

wait. wrong spice thread?


This is "pumpkin" spice, so you have to get with my relatives not friends.
 
2014-08-27 01:36:39 AM

whatshisname: hugheric: You mean cinnamon? Pumpkin spice just means cinnamon.

And mace and nutmeg and cloves and allspice and ginger.

It's not a good idea for gum and even worse for beer.


Pumpkin beer is all the rage nowadays.  Yet zero percent of the beers labeled 'Pumpkin ale' are actually pumpkin flavored.  They're just cinnamon and nutmeg.

I think Abita does the most honest labeling when they call theirs a "Pecan harvest ale".
 
2014-08-27 03:27:52 AM
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Most people think it tastes like soap. It's actually rosewater. In theory.
 
2014-08-27 07:50:07 AM

whatshisname: It's not a good idea for gum and even worse for beer.


Coffee too.  blech.
 
2014-08-27 09:47:33 AM

nickerj1: whatshisname: hugheric: You mean cinnamon? Pumpkin spice just means cinnamon.

...Pumpkin beer is all the rage nowadays.  Yet zero percent of the beers labeled 'Pumpkin ale' are actually pumpkin flavored.  They're just cinnamon and nutmeg...


Pumpkin Ale =/= Pumpkin flavored.  Same thing with German Wheat (Weiss) beers. They're not wheat flavored.

While there are a large number of breweries that simply dump pumpkin pie spices into a mediocre amber ale (nasty), there are many other breweries that use sugar pumpkins in the mash which adds a slightly tart and squashy taste that is complimented by the use of pumpkin pie spices.  Try Elysian Night Owl, New Holland Ichabod Ale or Harpoon UFO.  These are three great examples.  Or get yourself a Stevens Point Whole Hog if you're looking for a good Imperial.

The more you know...
 
2014-08-27 11:56:18 AM
Oh, the horror! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv8agWUP7Kw

//this really made me chuckle
 
2014-08-27 03:18:30 PM

Pointy Tail of Satan: Most people think it tastes like soap. It's actually rosewater. In theory.


Turkish Delight also tastes like soap, I mean rosewater.
 
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