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(The Raw Story)   Today's Fark ready headline - "GOP candidate: Colorado gay congressman will behead Christians who don't worship sodomy"   (rawstory.com) divider line 276
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2014-08-26 04:59:41 PM  
Bring it.
 
2014-08-26 05:01:57 PM  
Steak and Blow Job day is Gay Christmas.
 
2014-08-26 05:06:07 PM  
Sodomy is a religion now?


How do I get my wife to convert?
 
2014-08-26 05:16:09 PM  
How do you worship sodomy?

On second thought dont tell me.
 
2014-08-26 05:24:16 PM  
Going by that forehead, I think his brain is swollen. Which would explain a lot.
 
2014-08-26 05:26:48 PM  
I really wish we could get Colorado Springs out of my state.
 
2014-08-26 05:28:13 PM  
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2014-08-26 05:30:04 PM  
"...apparently some Democrats do not have a sense of humor and they were offended by some of the things I said using hyperbole this weekend."

SOP for the GOP: say something incredibly stupid and/or offensive, then accuse your opposition of not having a sense of humor.

Is this the sort of thing Republicans find funny??

But, like, both sides are totally teh bad
 
2014-08-26 05:31:35 PM  
Oh. This guy.
i.imgur.com
Always obsessed with the butt.
 
2014-08-26 05:36:40 PM  
To accuse your opposition of having no sense of humour, you must have said something funny.  I fail to see how what he said was funny, even from a conservative perspective.

The problem with douchebags is that they don't know that they're douchebags, and do not respond with the appropriate social shame when called out as douchebags.  That's what makes them douchebags.
 
2014-08-26 05:39:04 PM  
www.lolwut.com
 
2014-08-26 05:40:42 PM  

James!: Steak and Blow Job day is Gay Christmas.


Hey, the songs tell me I have to don gay apparel for regular Christmas, too.
 
2014-08-26 05:40:47 PM  
I blame the legalized devil weed.
 
2014-08-26 05:42:42 PM  
"Dr. Chaps' comment: The open persecution of Christians is underway. Democrats like Polis want to bankrupt Christians who refuse to worship and endorse his sodomy. Next he'll join ISIS in beheading Christians, but not just in Syria, right here in America," the email said.

Um...yeah.  Not hyperbole.  It's practically plagiarized from any number of other "not respecting my intolerance and bigotry is intolerant bigotry" comments with which we've all become accustomed.

Not joking for you.  Not yours.

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-26 05:43:37 PM  

The_Sponge: I blame the legalized devil weed.


It really does help with the initial discomfort.
 
2014-08-26 05:56:50 PM  
Today's Fark ready headline - "GOP candidate: Colorado gay congressman will behead Christians who don't worship sodomy"

I thought everyone knew this.
 
2014-08-26 05:59:42 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: James!: Steak and Blow Job day is Gay Christmas.

Hey, the songs tell me I have to don gay apparel for regular Christmas, too.


Go ahead, troll the ancient Yuletide carol.
 
2014-08-26 06:05:46 PM  

Snarfangel: Today's Fark ready headline - "GOP candidate: Colorado gay congressman will behead Christians who don't worship sodomy"

I thought everyone knew this.


What happens to the non-Christians who don't worship sodomy?
Or does he just assume all non-Christians do?

And one has to wonder just how elaborate the story in his head, where people worship sodomy, actually is - how detailed it gets. Because you know he's spent a lot of time thinking about just how awful it must be to engage in it, constantly...
 
2014-08-26 06:11:13 PM  

serpent_sky: What happens to the non-Christians who don't worship sodomy?


We're only interested in the Christians right now.  Once you kill off all the Righteous, then the rest is easy pickin's.

/BTW - I've lost my copy of the Agenda.  Anyone have one they could send me?
 
2014-08-26 06:13:02 PM  

Diogenes: The_Sponge: I blame the legalized devil weed.

It really does help with the initial discomfort.



Lulz.
 
2014-08-26 06:35:04 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: /BTW - I've lost my copy of the Agenda.  Anyone have one they could send me?


i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-26 06:50:44 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: "...apparently some Democrats do not have a sense of humor and they were offended by some of the things I said using hyperbole this weekend."

SOP for the GOP: say something incredibly stupid and/or offensive, then accuse your opposition of not having a sense of humor.

Is this the sort of thing Republicans find funny??

But, like, both sides are totally teh bad


The real problem for Klingenschmitt is that it's really unclear where his actual beliefs end and where the supposed joke begins. Not even journalists can figure it out.
 
2014-08-26 07:17:26 PM  

Snarfangel: Today's Fark ready headline - "GOP candidate: Colorado gay congressman will behead Christians who don't worship sodomy"

I thought everyone knew this.


The British in India will be slaughtered. Then we will overrun the Moslems and force their "Allah" to bow to Kali. And then the Hebrew God will fall and finally the Christian God will be cast down and forgotten.
 
2014-08-26 07:31:37 PM  
"Polis 'wants sexual orientation and gender identity treated the same way as race, religion, sex, and national origin, when it comes to employment protections,' claims the Advocate, under the headline 'Polis trims ENDA's religious exemption.'"

That monster!
 
2014-08-26 08:02:31 PM  
Beheading Christians?

Let's not be hasty. I say we hear this guy out.
 
2014-08-26 08:07:27 PM  

James!: Steak and Blow Job day is Gay Christmas.


I feel cheated on so many levels.
 
2014-08-26 08:08:09 PM  
www.rawstory.com
I'm no handsome man, but it's gotta suck when your forehead is 3/5ths of your face.
 
2014-08-26 08:09:08 PM  

Nogrhi: I really wish we could get Colorado Springs out of my state.


Well, it will be a challenge because it's got "Colorado" right there in the name. You might want to check with Kansas, and see how they managed to get Kansas City located in Missouri.
 
2014-08-26 08:11:33 PM  

Rapmaster2000: [www.rawstory.com image 615x345]
I'm no handsome man, but it's gotta suck when your forehead is 3/5ths of your face.


With a forehead that size, he must think deep thoughts.
 
2014-08-26 08:12:42 PM  

Snarfangel: Rapmaster2000: [www.rawstory.com image 615x345]
I'm no handsome man, but it's gotta suck when your forehead is 3/5ths of your face.

With a forehead that size, he must think deep thoughts.


I'm afraid some will mistake it for the bunny hill.
 
2014-08-26 08:15:50 PM  
Don't drink the communion wine, it tastes like ass.
 
2014-08-26 08:16:11 PM  
Even with the backlash this will help him in Colorado Springs.
 
2014-08-26 08:17:29 PM  
Does this only apply to Colorado, or can I tell my wife she should give me some sodomy just to be safe?
 
2014-08-26 08:17:40 PM  
yum yum gimme some

thumbs.dreamstime.com


/sodomy with women rocks
 
2014-08-26 08:18:55 PM  
Benevolent Misanthrope:

/BTW - I've lost my copy of the Agenda.  Anyone have one they could send me?

I put it up at WND and it got deleted.   But only after receiving a dozen up votes.
 
2014-08-26 08:19:41 PM  
Which head?
 
2014-08-26 08:19:48 PM  
Wow. I'm gay and *I* don't even worship sodomy
 
2014-08-26 08:21:34 PM  
whatever, behead, give head, same difference.

and you know this GOP candidate wouldn't say no.
 
2014-08-26 08:22:08 PM  
"behead", know what I mean, know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink?  Say no more, say no more!
 
2014-08-26 08:22:23 PM  

BMulligan: Nogrhi: I really wish we could get Colorado Springs out of my state.

Well, it will be a challenge because it's got "Colorado" right there in the name. You might want to check with Kansas, and see how they managed to get Kansas City located in Missouri.


We had two, so we kept the white trashy one and gave the other to Missouri.  Everybody lost that day.
 
2014-08-26 08:22:29 PM  
If we don't allow Christians to persecute gays, we are in fact persecuting Christians. Study it out.
 
2014-08-26 08:23:12 PM  
"it was noted that Gordon Klingenschmitt delivered his speech while using an extremely wide stance"
 
2014-08-26 08:23:50 PM  
I say again: there are no anigifs sufficiently f**ked up to post in this thread.

Either.
 
2014-08-26 08:24:00 PM  
Only if you're doing it right, amirite?
 
2014-08-26 08:24:32 PM  

Omahawg: "it was noted that Gordon Klingenschmitt delivered his speech while using an extremely wide stance"


Everyone knows that Klingen schmitt is the worst kind. You can never get that stuff off.
 
2014-08-26 08:27:29 PM  
Claire's gonna have fun with this idiot's latest rantings.
 
2014-08-26 08:27:38 PM  

Nogrhi: I really wish we could get Colorado Springs out of my state.


That way you could live in a complete echo chamber? I'm not fond of the religious right and military either, but living here as a sorta liberal, 100% atheist has helped me interact with people of opposing viewpoints without just shiatting on them. I love C/S and while I've gotten into more than one fight with a drunk Army dude dowtown, most of the people I've met here have been at their heart good, tolerant people, regardless of their views. Maybe you should just own the fact that "your" state isn't composed of people just like you..
 
2014-08-26 08:28:23 PM  
oh good grief.
 
2014-08-26 08:28:53 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: How do you worship sodomy?

On second thought dont tell me.


Come hear hon I'll show you ; )

/ Just lemme get one thing.
 
2014-08-26 08:29:30 PM  

vernonFL: Wow. I'm gay and *I* don't even worship sodomy


You're not trying hard enough.

Apparently.
 
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