James!: Steak and Blow Job day is Gay Christmas.
The_Sponge: I blame the legalized devil weed.
FirstNationalBastard: James!: Steak and Blow Job day is Gay Christmas.Hey, the songs tell me I have to don gay apparel for regular Christmas, too.
Snarfangel: Today's Fark ready headline - "GOP candidate: Colorado gay congressman will behead Christians who don't worship sodomy"I thought everyone knew this.
serpent_sky: What happens to the non-Christians who don't worship sodomy?
Diogenes: The_Sponge: I blame the legalized devil weed.It really does help with the initial discomfort.
Benevolent Misanthrope: /BTW - I've lost my copy of the Agenda. Anyone have one they could send me?
Lionel Mandrake: "...apparently some Democrats do not have a sense of humor and they were offended by some of the things I said using hyperbole this weekend."SOP for the GOP: say something incredibly stupid and/or offensive, then accuse your opposition of not having a sense of humor.Is this the sort of thing Republicans find funny??But, like, both sides are totally teh bad
Nogrhi: I really wish we could get Colorado Springs out of my state.
Rapmaster2000: [www.rawstory.com image 615x345]I'm no handsome man, but it's gotta suck when your forehead is 3/5ths of your face.
Snarfangel: Rapmaster2000: [www.rawstory.com image 615x345]I'm no handsome man, but it's gotta suck when your forehead is 3/5ths of your face.With a forehead that size, he must think deep thoughts.
BMulligan: Nogrhi: I really wish we could get Colorado Springs out of my state.Well, it will be a challenge because it's got "Colorado" right there in the name. You might want to check with Kansas, and see how they managed to get Kansas City located in Missouri.
Omahawg: "it was noted that Gordon Klingenschmitt delivered his speech while using an extremely wide stance"
The Stealth Hippopotamus: How do you worship sodomy?On second thought dont tell me.
vernonFL: Wow. I'm gay and *I* don't even worship sodomy
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