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2014-08-26 04:03:00 PM
It's best to avoid this story... altogether.
 
2014-08-26 04:06:49 PM
Could not for the life of me keep my cool after 1:20.

You'll hear what I mean.

I guess that woman wasn't into trimming.
 
2014-08-26 04:15:11 PM
What accent is that? It's odd.
 
2014-08-26 04:51:22 PM
mediaassets.knoxnews.com

That's a rough 34.
 
2014-08-26 05:44:33 PM
Her bush....wide open.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-08-26 06:02:25 PM

make me some tea: What accent is that? It's odd.


Sounds like Jersey and Georgia together.
 
2014-08-26 06:18:52 PM
Watch a video?

/aintnobodygottimefordat.jpg
 
2014-08-26 06:19:01 PM
It's best to avoid this story.
 
2014-08-26 06:24:38 PM
Did she drive straight from Pranna in Manhattan?
 
2014-08-26 06:29:51 PM
Come for story about DUI wreck involving a pantsless woman. Stay for eyewitness account video. Leave when it's an auto play video.

/for a minute though I thought this would be in Wisconsin
 
2014-08-26 06:35:08 PM
This one had pics and it was STILL useless!
 
2014-08-26 06:38:18 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-26 06:40:56 PM
REPORTED!
 
2014-08-26 06:41:13 PM
Pantsless, you say?
 
2014-08-26 06:42:06 PM
She states that the driver was going 70 mph, but speeds are notoriously difficult to determine by an outside observer.  We tend to really mess up when we convert from angular distances (distances across the field of vision) to absolute distances (feet, meters, etc.). UFO "witnesses" are the worst, especially when you factor in the distance away from the observer, both to the UFO itself and the sky behind it. I wouldn't be surprised if the car were going much slower or faster than 70 mph.
 
2014-08-26 06:49:37 PM

Zul the Magnificent: Pantsless, you say?


I repeat, Pantsless. Stay alert.
 
2014-08-26 06:50:20 PM

dr_blasto: [mediaassets.knoxnews.com image 392x480]

That's a rough 34.


kathygriffin.jpg
 
2014-08-26 06:56:47 PM

433: make me some tea: What accent is that? It's odd.

Sounds like Jersey and Georgia together.


That's what I was thinking
 
2014-08-26 07:00:22 PM
That biatch in the video is the WORST kind of witness.  She'd already decided the guilt of one party before the collision even occurred and every one of her observations were colored by that.

Even worse, she seems to be taking great pride at being a witness to the event, and pleasure in declaring the woman's guilt.

Clearly the rest of this poor woman's life is menial and soul-killing, and she's just thrilled to be in control of someone else's lives, if even for a moment.

It's people like this who, in larger groups, wind up burning other people as witches.
 
2014-08-26 07:00:46 PM

Walker: Her bush....wide open.


Shaka... When the pants fell.
 
2014-08-26 07:01:02 PM

dr_blasto: [mediaassets.knoxnews.com image 392x480]

That's a rough 34.


Kinda looks like a guy. Is that a rough 34 for a guy?
 
2014-08-26 07:01:23 PM
Video must have been in a soundproof room with no lights at midnight . But the commercial was pretty clear .
 
2014-08-26 07:01:55 PM

Walker: Her bush....wide open.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-26 07:03:52 PM

Somacandra: Walker: Her bush....wide open.

[i.imgur.com image 708x541]


Heh
 
2014-08-26 07:04:14 PM

make me some tea: What accent is that? It's odd.


that is classic long island

Dingleberry Dickwad: Come for story about DUI wreck involving a pantsless woman. Stay for eyewitness account video. Leave when it's an auto play video.

/for a minute though I thought this would be in Wisconsin


It said in the headline and in your quote VIDEO...what difference does it make if it autostarts?
 
2014-08-26 07:04:40 PM

I_Am_Weasel: It's best to avoid this story... altogether.


It's best to avoid this story
 
2014-08-26 07:07:35 PM
Ugh. Mom and baby critically injured in the crash. Loses all funny points. :/
 
2014-08-26 07:09:42 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: I_Am_Weasel: It's best to avoid this story... altogether.

It's best to avoid this story


and miss the wide open bush?
 
2014-08-26 07:10:21 PM
forums.watchuseek.com
 
2014-08-26 07:10:23 PM
What kind of shape is goodbad shape?
 
2014-08-26 07:13:40 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: make me some tea: What accent is that? It's odd.

that is classic long island

Dingleberry Dickwad: Come for story about DUI wreck involving a pantsless woman. Stay for eyewitness account video. Leave when it's an auto play video.

/for a minute though I thought this would be in Wisconsin

It said in the headline and in your quote VIDEO...what difference does it make if it autostarts?


it's annoying as fark!
 
2014-08-26 07:14:10 PM
Head on and The boned?
 
2014-08-26 07:14:57 PM

zulius: What kind of shape is goodbad shape?


the usual over/under is about 6 beers
 
2014-08-26 07:17:35 PM
What's with all the pantsless people today? Did I miss a memo?
 
2014-08-26 07:17:59 PM
Shaka, With her bush... wide open

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2014-08-26 07:24:13 PM

dyfsunctional: She states that the driver was going 70 mph, but speeds are notoriously difficult to determine by an outside observer.  We tend to really mess up when we convert from angular distances (distances across the field of vision) to absolute distances (feet, meters, etc.). UFO "witnesses" are the worst, especially when you factor in the distance away from the observer, both to the UFO itself and the sky behind it. I wouldn't be surprised if the car were going much slower or faster than 70 mph.


i've been in a few UFO's  so i'm pretty good at judging their speed
 
2014-08-26 07:31:51 PM
hey, I was told there would be no pants in this thread
 
2014-08-26 07:41:39 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: make me some tea: What accent is that? It's odd.

that is classic long island

Dingleberry Dickwad: Come for story about DUI wreck involving a pantsless woman. Stay for eyewitness account video. Leave when it's an auto play video.

/for a minute though I thought this would be in Wisconsin

It said in the headline and in your quote VIDEO...what difference does it make if it autostarts?


smuj.home.comcast.net
 
2014-08-26 07:43:29 PM

bughunter: That biatch in the video is the WORST kind of witness.  She'd already decided the guilt of one party before the collision even occurred and every one of her observations were colored by that.

Even worse, she seems to be taking great pride at being a witness to the event, and pleasure in declaring the woman's guilt.

Clearly the rest of this poor woman's life is menial and soul-killing, and she's just thrilled to be in control of someone else's lives, if even for a moment.

It's people like this who, in larger groups, wind up burning other people as witches.


I think every one of her observations was colored by the woman's bush being wide open to the world.
 
2014-08-26 07:53:40 PM

BummerDuck: dr_blasto: [mediaassets.knoxnews.com image 392x480]

That's a rough 34.

Kinda looks like a guy. Is that a rough 34 for a guy?


Possibly even worse for a guy.

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: zulius: What kind of shape is goodbad shape?

the usual over/under is about 6 beers

one pint of vodak

It is also modified by which night day of the week it is.
 
2014-08-26 07:56:03 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Come for story about DUI wreck involving a pantsless woman. Stay for eyewitness account video. Leave when it's an auto play video.

/for a minute though I thought this would be in Wisconsin


Then you missed her in the background, locked in the back of the cop car, waving at the camera as the creepy-accent woman relayed the scene that had just unfolded.
 
2014-08-26 08:36:10 PM
Stay for the subscribers only notice.
 
2014-08-26 08:56:10 PM

chitownmike: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: make me some tea: What accent is that? It's odd.

that is classic long island

Dingleberry Dickwad: Come for story about DUI wreck involving a pantsless woman. Stay for eyewitness account video. Leave when it's an auto play video.

/for a minute though I thought this would be in Wisconsin

It said in the headline and in your quote VIDEO...what difference does it make if it autostarts?

it's annoying as fark!


Agreed. Does your browser allow you to disable autoplay?
 
2014-08-26 09:37:58 PM
More pics from the scene:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-26 09:48:40 PM
I'd let that lady cop take me into protective custody.

If ya know what I mean.
 
2014-08-26 10:02:39 PM
I'm going to go ahead and assume it's not a woman anyone wants to see pantsless.

/dnrtfa
 
2014-08-26 10:29:01 PM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club:
img.fark.net
cnet4.cbsistatic.com
Turning the suspect into the Death Star will be left as an exercise to other readers.
 
2014-08-26 11:39:47 PM

reubendaley: I'd let that lady cop take me into protective custody.

If ya know what I mean.


I got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile
She said get out and spread your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
=====REDACTED=====
 
2014-08-26 11:58:57 PM

bughunter: That biatch in the video is the WORST kind of witness.  She'd already decided the guilt of one party before the collision even occurred and every one of her observations were colored by that.


Really, she made that determination "before the collision even occurred"?  So... she's psychic or something?  Her observations were colored by that, and not the fact that the woman was naked from the waist down?

Even worse, she seems to be taking great pride at being a witness to the event, and pleasure in declaring the woman's guilt.

The woman had an interesting story to tell and she enjoyed telling it.  She witnessed a woman, wearing only a tank top, get in a car accident and then ask to borrow her pants.  And if she really did keep that woman from fleeing the scene of the accident, she should be proud of herself.  You could say that people shouldn't find it funny since a mother and her 10 month old were injured...  Thankfully, they're going to be ok.

Clearly the rest of this poor woman's life is menial and soul-killing, and she's just thrilled to be in control of someone else's lives, if even for a moment.

It's people like this who, in larger groups, wind up burning other people as witches.


Honestly, if it turns out this woman is lying, you'd be right.  Otherwise though, you're the one manufacturing evil intentions trying to make a normal person look like a monster.  Either way, there should be a ton of other witnesses since this happened at 7 PM at a busy intersection, and I'm sure they did a BAC test after they arrested her, so it won't take long to figure out if she's full of shiat.
 
2014-08-27 01:24:55 AM

bughunter: That biatch in the video is the WORST kind of witness.  She'd already decided the guilt of one party before the collision even occurred and every one of her observations were colored by that.

Even worse, she seems to be taking great pride at being a witness to the event, and pleasure in declaring the woman's guilt.

Clearly the rest of this poor woman's life is menial and soul-killing, and she's just thrilled to be in control of someone else's lives, if even for a moment.

It's people like this who, in larger groups, wind up burning other people as witches.


I knew she was going to be an awesomely inaccurate witness when she first described the accident as a "head-on collision" and then not 5 seconds later said the drunk lady "T-boned" the red car, and in the video background the red car is very clearly T-boned.

Those are two completely different types of accidents.
 
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