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(AP)   Remember that nice homeless man Miley Cyrus took to the MTV Music Video Awards? Well it turns out someone recognized him on TV. That someone being his parole officer, back in Oregon   ( hosted.ap.org) divider line
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2014-08-26 03:56:00 PM  
Only Miley could fark up something like this.  What a piece of work.
 
2014-08-26 03:56:34 PM  
Hmm, it's as if Oregon had better things to do up to yesterday.
 
2014-08-26 04:54:29 PM  
I'm struggling to care, but honestly if the kid brings more awareness to teen homelessness, then more power to him.
 
2014-08-26 05:14:56 PM  
I hope he gets the help he needs.
 
2014-08-26 05:20:21 PM  

wildcardjack: Hmm, it's as if Oregon had better things to do up to yesterday.


Look, I'm as embarrassed as anyone that an Oregonian was watching the MTV Video Music Awards.
 
2014-08-26 06:27:15 PM  
Good on her, good for him and f*ck the police...
 
2014-08-26 06:45:53 PM  
fark this kid. He left home for Hollywood to try to make it as a model. That's laughable.
 
2014-08-26 06:50:37 PM  

farkingismybusiness: fark this kid. He left home for Hollywood to try to make it as a model. That's laughable.


FTA: ...arrested on charges of criminal mischief, criminal trespass and burglary in 2010.

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His "Blue Steal" look.
 
2014-08-26 07:19:33 PM  
FTFA:  Court records show Helt was arrested by Salem police three times as a juvenile, for offenses such as marijuana possession and being a minor in possession of tobacco products and liquor.

THAT BRAZEN, HARDENED CRIMINAL!!! We must make SURE he never rejoins polite society!  SHUN HIM!!!
 
2014-08-26 07:50:17 PM  
He might lose health care.
 
2014-08-26 07:53:52 PM  
No good deed goes unpunished?
 
2014-08-26 07:55:04 PM  

farkingismybusiness: fark this kid. He left home for Hollywood to try to make it as a model. That's laughable.


Apparently his mom said he could come back home anytime he wanted.  But let's not let facts get in the way of a touchy feely story to get some ratings.
 
2014-08-26 08:04:35 PM  

69gnarkill69: farkingismybusiness: fark this kid. He left home for Hollywood to try to make it as a model. That's laughable.

Apparently his mom said he could come back home anytime he wanted.  But let's not let facts get in the way of a touchy feely story to get some ratings.


We're done here, people. We've solved the problem of throwaway kids living on the street. They're all just idiots who can go home any time they want. We can all pat ourselves on the back now.
 
2014-08-26 08:06:12 PM  
I hope he got a handy.
 
2014-08-26 08:12:20 PM  
Court records show Helt was arrested by Salem police three times as a juvenile, for offenses such as marijuana possession and being a minor in possession of tobacco products and liquor.

And this is how we're farking up our youth of today, giving them criminal records for petty shiat like this. What a farked up country we've made for ourselves.
 
2014-08-26 08:14:41 PM  

69gnarkill69: farkingismybusiness: fark this kid. He left home for Hollywood to try to make it as a model. That's laughable.

Apparently his mom said he could come back home anytime he wanted.  But let's not let facts get in the way of a touchy feely story to get some ratings.


They frequently do...it will only cost you your soul. I love how you farkwits tune out of empathy when you hear that the kid aspires to be a model.  There are THOUSANDS of kids homeless on the streets of Hollywood at any given time and have been for almost a hundred years.  Many have goofy and unrealistic aspirations, but that doesn't mean that what they're running from isn't valid.  They are still hungry, cold and disappointed, and likely to be abused in some way,
 
2014-08-26 08:16:43 PM  

69gnarkill69: farkingismybusiness: fark this kid. He left home for Hollywood to try to make it as a model. That's laughable.

Apparently his mom said he could come back home anytime he wanted.  But let's not let facts get in the way of a touchy feely story to get some ratings.


and you can be sure that there is no chance that there was abuse in the home he was welcomed back to, how? You are both assholes.
 
2014-08-26 08:17:57 PM  

xanadian: FTFA:  Court records show Helt was arrested by Salem police three times as a juvenile, for offenses such as marijuana possession and being a minor in possession of tobacco products and liquor.

THAT BRAZEN, HARDENED CRIMINAL!!! We must make SURE he never rejoins polite society!  SHUN HIM!!!


That's what I was thinking.
 
2014-08-26 08:21:41 PM  
What a farking hero.
 
2014-08-26 08:21:59 PM  

netweavr: I hope he gets the help he needs.


Yeah, he will.  He'll go to jail.

This is America, after all.  That's how we help our mentally ill.
 
2014-08-26 08:23:23 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Court records show Helt was arrested by Salem police three times as a juvenile, for offenses such as marijuana possession and being a minor in possession of tobacco products and liquor.

And this is how we're farking up our youth of today, giving them criminal records for petty shiat like this. What a farked up country we've made for ourselves.


Oh, sorry, i DNRTFA.

He's not a crazy, just some kid with bad luck?

Well, fark him, then.
 
2014-08-26 08:24:26 PM  
Had to be a young, relatively handsome looking fellow.

Sure as shiat wouldn't be an older homeless person, or veteran.

Who are these people who gobble up these empty platitudes?
 
2014-08-26 08:26:00 PM  

There isn't a "Ha-ha!" big enough for this one.

The fun part? Everyone still thinks Miley's great - she exploited some guy, got him arrested, and she still gets kudos for it.
 
2014-08-26 08:28:10 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Court records show Helt was arrested by Salem police three times as a juvenile, for offenses such as marijuana possession and being a minor in possession of tobacco products and liquor.

And this is how we're farking up our youth of today, giving them criminal records for petty shiat like this. What a farked up country we've made for ourselves.


It's been going on for a long time. Obviously, for-profit prisons certainly don't help but...

"They're not shooting me for deserting the United States Army, thousands of guys have done that. They just need to make an example out of somebody and I'm it because I'm an ex-con. I used to steal things when I was a kid, and that's what they are shooting me for. They're shooting me for the bread and chewing gum I stole when I was 12 years old."

--Pvt. Eddie Slovik, only soldier executed for desertion in WWII
 
2014-08-26 08:33:30 PM  

FormlessOne: There isn't a "Ha-ha!" big enough for this one. The fun part? Everyone still thinks Miley's great - she exploited some guy, got him arrested, and she still gets kudos for it.


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2014-08-26 08:43:47 PM  
How DARE he rob people!.... I only sympathize with the homeless kids who follow the law, go to church, and have short haircuts.
 
2014-08-26 08:44:52 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Court records show Helt was arrested by Salem police three times as a juvenile, for offenses such as marijuana possession and being a minor in possession of tobacco products and liquor.

And this is how we're farking up our youth of today, giving them criminal records for petty shiat like this. What a farked up country we've made for ourselves.


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Littering & Creating a Nuisance

/off to the group W bench for you
 
2014-08-26 08:45:36 PM  
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2014-08-26 08:45:51 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: FormlessOne: There isn't a "Ha-ha!" big enough for this one. The fun part? Everyone still thinks Miley's great - she exploited some guy, got him arrested, and she still gets kudos for it.

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That's disgusting.

Not the undulating chicken gif, I might use that later. But Miley always has a thick film on that tongue of hers.
 
2014-08-26 08:45:56 PM  
That must be embarrassing when you invite some drug addict to a fancy event.

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Radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh attends a Medal of Freedom ceremony
hosted by President George W. Bush
 
2014-08-26 08:48:46 PM  

SphericalTime: I'm struggling to care, but honestly if the kid brings more awareness to teen homelessness, then more power to him.


Well, he's gonna be getting 3 hots and a cot now, so problem solved.

xanadian: FTFA:  Court records show Helt was arrested by Salem police three times as a juvenile, for offenses such as marijuana possession and being a minor in possession of tobacco products and liquor.

THAT BRAZEN, HARDENED CRIMINAL!!! We must make SURE he never rejoins polite society!  SHUN HIM!!!


So more or less, he was a normal teenager? There's definitely worse substances for Oregon to be worrying about. Went there for a couple of weeks in '96, and I still have never seen that many junkies in one place since.

farkingismybusiness: fark this kid. He left home for Hollywood to try to make it as a model. That's laughable.


In the meantime probably doing 'modeling work' for creepy old men in seedy bathrooms and back alleys.
 
2014-08-26 08:53:11 PM  

spamdog: Had to be a young, relatively handsome looking fellow.

Sure as shiat wouldn't be an older homeless person, or veteran.

Who are these people who gobble up these empty platitudes?


Pay attention.  The charity CM chose was one specifically for homeless teens.  An older person or veteran would have made less than no sense.

I hate this thread so much for forcing me to defend the pop tart du jour.  It's a cause I've cared deeply about for 20 years, dammit.
 
2014-08-26 08:56:51 PM  

spamdog: Had to be a young, relatively handsome looking fellow.
Sure as shiat wouldn't be an older homeless person, or veteran.
Who are these people who gobble up these empty platitudes?

Well, of course it did. Miley probably farked him. Why would she pick up some old, smelly mentally ill guy?

sendtodave: He's not a crazy, just some kid with bad luck?


He's just an idiot too. He must have known that he was violating probation, so he.......leaves the state and appears on a TV show with an audience in the millions!
Good thinking there kid.
 
2014-08-26 08:57:25 PM  

chitownmike: 69gnarkill69: farkingismybusiness: fark this kid. He left home for Hollywood to try to make it as a model. That's laughable.

Apparently his mom said he could come back home anytime he wanted.  But let's not let facts get in the way of a touchy feely story to get some ratings.

and you can be sure that there is no chance that there was abuse in the home he was welcomed back to, how? You are both assholes.


Oh f*ck you.  I was kicked out at 18 and I made it on my own.  It was f*cking hard as hell and I still deal with the damage it caused to this very day and I'm over 50 yrs old.  You bleeding heart f*ckwads can all kiss my ass.  YOU have no f*cking idea what sh*t is like when you are 18 and find yourself living in your piece of sh*t car for 6 months until you can scrape up enough money from your sh*tty low-paying job to be able to pitch in with a co-worker for first month's rent in a piece-of-sh*t apartment.  You have NO idea what it's like to live on a bottle of vegetable oil, a sack of potatoes and popcorn for weeks on end. How about begging for gas money so you can get your pathetic ass to work for another day?  Huh? Yeah, it's hard as hell and I know exactly what some of these kids are going through, much, much better than your privileged white guilt ass will ever know.
 
2014-08-26 08:57:33 PM  

Apos: No good deed goes unpunished?


No good turn ever goes unstoned
 
2014-08-26 08:59:18 PM  

missmez: spamdog: Had to be a young, relatively handsome looking fellow.

Sure as shiat wouldn't be an older homeless person, or veteran.

Who are these people who gobble up these empty platitudes?

Pay attention.  The charity CM chose was one specifically for homeless teens.  An older person or veteran would have made less than no sense.

I hate this thread so much for forcing me to defend the pop tart du jour.  It's a cause I've cared deeply about for 20 years, dammit.


For anyone interested in helping, would you recommend any sites for us?
 
2014-08-26 09:02:21 PM  

missmez: Pay attention. The charity CM chose was one specifically for homeless teens. An older person or veteran would have made less than no sense.


....

Well that's what I'm saying; helping older men or veterans or the mentally ill isn't politically marketable.

I would think she was braver if she stood up for something for which most other people are afraid to.
 
2014-08-26 09:05:13 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Only Miley could fark up something like this.  What a piece of work.


How exactly was this Miley's fault? He skipped out on his plea deal.

/Lord, I defended miley.
 
2014-08-26 09:11:50 PM  
It does seem like people have been trying to rip this story apart from the get-go.  Maybe they could use this as practice for a story that actually means something.
 
2014-08-26 09:13:19 PM  

PumpkinCake: missmez: spamdog: Had to be a young, relatively handsome looking fellow.

Sure as shiat wouldn't be an older homeless person, or veteran.

Who are these people who gobble up these empty platitudes?

Pay attention.  The charity CM chose was one specifically for homeless teens.  An older person or veteran would have made less than no sense.

I hate this thread so much for forcing me to defend the pop tart du jour.  It's a cause I've cared deeply about for 20 years, dammit.

For anyone interested in helping, would you recommend any sites for us?


For sure, they're in several cities now; My Friend's Place

I can remember taking the bus to Hollywood when I was a kid myself, hanging out with the gutterpunks and then going home to my comfy suburban home.  Not nearly as many as you'd imagine were drug addicted.  Mostly they just either weren't happy or weren't welcome where they came from.  Lot of gay kids.  A lot of sex abuse.
 
2014-08-26 09:13:21 PM  

xanadian: FTFA:  Court records show Helt was arrested by Salem police three times as a juvenile, for offenses such as marijuana possession and being a minor in possession of tobacco products and liquor.

THAT BRAZEN, HARDENED CRIMINAL!!! We must make SURE he never rejoins polite society!  SHUN HIM!!!


Judge should throw the book at him at lock the little farker away for 20+ years.

Because turning them into hardened criminals is clearly the solution.
 
2014-08-26 09:15:28 PM  

kling_klang_bed: farkingismybusiness: fark this kid. He left home for Hollywood to try to make it as a model. That's laughable.

In the meantime probably doing 'modeling work' for creepy old men in seedy bathrooms and back alleys.


I'm a male model. Not a male prostitute! Modeling sucks... They made me take off my top.
 
2014-08-26 09:21:59 PM  

farkingismybusiness: kling_klang_bed: farkingismybusiness: fark this kid. He left home for Hollywood to try to make it as a model. That's laughable.

In the meantime probably doing 'modeling work' for creepy old men in seedy bathrooms and back alleys.

I'm a male model. Not a male prostitute! Modeling sucks... They made me take off my top.


Lol, classic show! "They said I have the perfect combination skin!"
 
2014-08-26 09:23:00 PM  

69gnarkill69: chitownmike: 69gnarkill69: farkingismybusiness: fark this kid. He left home for Hollywood to try to make it as a model. That's laughable.

Apparently his mom said he could come back home anytime he wanted.  But let's not let facts get in the way of a touchy feely story to get some ratings.

and you can be sure that there is no chance that there was abuse in the home he was welcomed back to, how? You are both assholes.

Oh f*ck you.  I was kicked out at 18 and I made it on my own.  It was f*cking hard as hell and I still deal with the damage it caused to this very day and I'm over 50 yrs old.  You bleeding heart f*ckwads can all kiss my ass.  YOU have no f*cking idea what sh*t is like when you are 18 and find yourself living in your piece of sh*t car for 6 months until you can scrape up enough money from your sh*tty low-paying job to be able to pitch in with a co-worker for first month's rent in a piece-of-sh*t apartment.  You have NO idea what it's like to live on a bottle of vegetable oil, a sack of potatoes and popcorn for weeks on end. How about begging for gas money so you can get your pathetic ass to work for another day?  Huh? Yeah, it's hard as hell and I know exactly what some of these kids are going through, much, much better than your privileged white guilt ass will ever know.


Ok. So you're working; not spending much on food, cable, electricity, etc. You're not paying rent. How the fark does your job not cover the dime or two it takes to fill up your tank?

Drugs are a hell of a drug.
 
2014-08-26 09:25:12 PM  

69gnarkill69: chitownmike: 69gnarkill69: farkingismybusiness: fark this kid. He left home for Hollywood to try to make it as a model. That's laughable.

Apparently his mom said he could come back home anytime he wanted.  But let's not let facts get in the way of a touchy feely story to get some ratings.

and you can be sure that there is no chance that there was abuse in the home he was welcomed back to, how? You are both assholes.

Oh f*ck you.  I was kicked out at 18 and I made it on my own.  It was f*cking hard as hell and I still deal with the damage it caused to this very day and I'm over 50 yrs old.  You bleeding heart f*ckwads can all kiss my ass.  YOU have no f*cking idea what sh*t is like when you are 18 and find yourself living in your piece of sh*t car for 6 months until you can scrape up enough money from your sh*tty low-paying job to be able to pitch in with a co-worker for first month's rent in a piece-of-sh*t apartment.  You have NO idea what it's like to live on a bottle of vegetable oil, a sack of potatoes and popcorn for weeks on end. How about begging for gas money so you can get your pathetic ass to work for another day?  Huh? Yeah, it's hard as hell and I know exactly what some of these kids are going through, much, much better than your privileged white guilt ass will ever know.


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2014-08-26 09:32:27 PM  
Weak move.  If she wanted a prop that REALLY grabs headlines, she should have picked up a Sandy Hook parent or two.
 
2014-08-26 09:33:48 PM  

69gnarkill69: chitownmike: 69gnarkill69: farkingismybusiness: fark this kid. He left home for Hollywood to try to make it as a model. That's laughable.

Apparently his mom said he could come back home anytime he wanted.  But let's not let facts get in the way of a touchy feely story to get some ratings.

and you can be sure that there is no chance that there was abuse in the home he was welcomed back to, how? You are both assholes.

Oh f*ck you.  I was kicked out at 18 and I made it on my own.  It was f*cking hard as hell and I still deal with the damage it caused to this very day and I'm over 50 yrs old.  You bleeding heart f*ckwads can all kiss my ass.  YOU have no f*cking idea what sh*t is like when you are 18 and find yourself living in your piece of sh*t car for 6 months until you can scrape up enough money from your sh*tty low-paying job to be able to pitch in with a co-worker for first month's rent in a piece-of-sh*t apartment.  You have NO idea what it's like to live on a bottle of vegetable oil, a sack of potatoes and popcorn for weeks on end. How about begging for gas money so you can get your pathetic ass to work for another day?  Huh? Yeah, it's hard as hell and I know exactly what some of these kids are going through, much, much better than your privileged white guilt ass will ever know.


If you knew me, you would know that I know how most of that feels. Left home at sixteen, still graduated high school, worked shiatty jobs, ate shiatty food slept on people's floors, etc. So, fark You Too!
 
2014-08-26 09:34:06 PM  
Oh geez....they found me. How did that happen?
Do a lot of people have TVs these days?

I am starting a kickstarter for a bus ticket....brother can you spare $267?

i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-26 09:36:39 PM  

Nemo's Brother: Ok. So you're working; not spending much on food, cable, electricity, etc. You're not paying rent. How the fark does your job not cover the dime or two it takes to fill up your tank?


$80 is a dime?

/ lol conservative math, I know
 
2014-08-26 09:47:11 PM  

jaytkay: Nemo's Brother: Ok. So you're working; not spending much on food, cable, electricity, etc. You're not paying rent. How the fark does your job not cover the dime or two it takes to fill up your tank?

$80 is a dime?

/ lol conservative math, I know


I thought he said he's over 50 and this was when he was 18.  A gallon cost several dimes, so he must have had a huge tank.

Then again miimum wage was about $1.60
 
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