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(Daily Mail)   Playing with your Wii could save your life, especially if you end up peeing all over yourself   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 31
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2014-08-26 08:31:33 PM
This post has nothing whatsoever to do with this thread, but it occurs to me that modmins greened a ton of crap stories today early and left. When you have to play golf, you have to play golf.
 
2014-08-26 11:25:30 PM
I can has german pee thread?
 
2014-08-26 11:30:45 PM
So playing with my Wii Wii can save my life. I'm gonna work my joystick.
 
2014-08-26 11:31:31 PM
Was the song Let it Go?
 
2014-08-26 11:32:05 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: This post has nothing whatsoever to do with this thread, but it occurs to me that modmins greened a ton of crap stories today early and left. When you have to play golf, you have to play golf.


No crap involved. Pee. Only pee.
 
2014-08-26 11:33:34 PM

aenemated.com

 
2014-08-26 11:37:56 PM
I don't play games on my Wii anymore. I use it as a DVD player, movie and television show streamer and a few other things.

/softmodded
 
2014-08-26 11:42:19 PM
Ya, I mailonline my personal get-good. I is good aughnd you will too so just do it like Nike. No, not Nike, but maybe Neike.
 
2014-08-26 11:43:37 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: This post has nothing whatsoever to do with this thread, but it occurs to me that modmins greened a ton of crap stories today early and left. When you have to play golf, you have to play golf.


OK, so it's not just me who noticed the weak posts today. I was driving all day and am just looking through the posts and haven't found more than three worth clicking... and that was only after passing them all over the first time.

/an addiction to Fark? On *my* Fark? It's more likely than you think.
//apparently today's product has been stepped all over with the Internet equivalent of baking powder.
 
2014-08-26 11:44:27 PM

vodka: Ya, I mailonline my personal get-good. I is good aughnd you will too so just do it like Nike. No, not Nike, but maybe Neike.


Here's a tip: Before you start drinking, hide the keyboard first.
 
2014-08-26 11:49:31 PM
I was playing the Wii once and pissed myself. That's when I discovered I was an alcoholic.
 
2014-08-26 11:50:20 PM
Could we stop Green lighting daily FAIL? PLEASE?!
 
2014-08-26 11:53:57 PM

viscountalpha: Could we stop Green lighting daily FAIL? PLEASE?!


Reported
 
2014-08-27 12:00:15 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Cervix problems with six kids? Unpossible!
 
2014-08-27 12:12:26 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: This post has nothing whatsoever to do with this thread, but it occurs to me that modmins greened a ton of crap stories today early and left. When you have to play golf, you have to play golf.


Golfbama's America
 
d3
2014-08-27 12:16:23 AM

Hiro-ACiD: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x429]

Cervix problems with six kids? Unpossible!


She's 36 with a 17 y.o. son. Someone started early!
 
2014-08-27 12:29:14 AM

fusillade762: I was playing the Wii once and pissed myself. That's when I discovered I was an alcoholic.


I drank a lot of alcohol one day and woke up when the alarm went off. I pissed on the alarm clock and went back to bed. That's when I discovered, later on, that my alarm clock stopped working and was wet, and I was late for work.
 
2014-08-27 12:34:05 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: viscountalpha: Could we stop Green lighting daily FAIL? PLEASE?!

Reported


(montone voice) No. Don't report me. I need fark. I need it so badly.
 
2014-08-27 12:36:47 AM
I did not know they could get rid of an egg sized tumor without surgery. Awesome.
 
2014-08-27 01:43:20 AM
Eh. Even the best of us has an occasional accident.
 
2014-08-27 01:46:32 AM
There's a reason I come to Fark.


This isn't it.
 
2014-08-27 01:53:03 AM
If peeing on yourself is cool, consider her Miles Davis..
 
2014-08-27 01:56:17 AM

Hiro-ACiD: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x429]

Cervix problems with six kids? Unpossible!


Kids cause cervical cancer? Better hurry up and tell science.
 
2014-08-27 02:09:09 AM

picturescrazy: Kids cause cervical cancer? Better hurry up and tell science.


Depending on the kid they might make you wish that you could die, at least in the moment.
 
2014-08-27 03:07:58 AM
So does this cancel out the woman who died from drinking too much water trying to win a Wii?
 
2014-08-27 05:20:44 AM
Playing with yourself could save your life, especially if you end up 'peeing' all over your Wii.
 
2014-08-27 10:09:04 AM

Tellurium: So does this cancel out the woman who died from drinking too much water trying to win a Wii?


It's pretty much a perfect opposite.

Wii + piss yourself = life
Wii + hold you pee = certain death!!!
 
2014-08-27 11:11:51 AM

Radioactive Ass: I don't play games on my Wii anymore. I use it as a DVD player, movie and television show streamer and a few other things.

/softmodded


Same here


img.fark.net
 
2014-08-27 11:12:33 AM

slorge: Radioactive Ass: I don't play games on my Wii anymore. I use it as a DVD player, movie and television show streamer and a few other things.

/softmodded

Same here


[img.fark.net image 505x322]


On another note, my homebrew tastes like piss...
 
2014-08-27 11:21:07 AM
Fair play to her. I can't imagine any article highlighting my loss of bladder control would be accompanied by a picture of me looking so happy.
 
2014-08-27 01:25:30 PM
Step one you say, "We need to talk".
He walks, you say, "Sit down it's just a talk."
 
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