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(SeattlePI)   Time is running out to get your penis pastries   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 24
    More: Misc, The Erotic Bakery in Wallingford  
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2957 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Aug 2014 at 2:37 PM (30 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-08-26 02:06:53 PM  
Does it have to be a penis pastry? For example, can I get a strawberry danish shaped like a vulva?
 
2014-08-26 02:39:05 PM  
I'll just make my own.
 
2014-08-26 02:40:13 PM  

Arkanaut: Does it have to be a penis pastry? For example, can I get a strawberry danish shaped like a vulva?


Strawberry danishes kind of look like boobs. So there's that.
 
2014-08-26 02:40:30 PM  
I don't know...the concept of the erotic bakery seems problematic to me.  We can't simply boil someone's sex down to their genitalia; people are more complicated than that.  It's troubling that some people wouldn't see a problem with eating a penis or vagina.
 
2014-08-26 02:42:47 PM  
Honey brown butter dip Pretzel Lobster Tails
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2014-08-26 02:42:57 PM  
Don't worry, soon penis pastries will be available in Tim Hortons across Canada after evil Burger King gets its way
 
2014-08-26 02:43:38 PM  

gimmegimme: It's troubling that some people wouldn't see a problem with eating a penis or vagina.


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2014-08-26 02:44:01 PM  

gimmegimme: I don't know...the concept of the erotic bakery seems problematic to me.  We can't simply boil someone's sex down to their genitalia; people are more complicated than that.  It's troubling that some people wouldn't see a problem with eating a penis or vagina.


Lighten up Francis/Frances.
 
2014-08-26 02:44:27 PM  
Now where will I get a cake depicting a woman going to the bathroom?
 
2014-08-26 02:45:09 PM  
Baker Jared Johnson confirmed Monday morning the shop will close Sept. 30, but was unable to say why.

He's probably being harassed you Christians for refusing to bake a cake for a christening.
 
2014-08-26 02:45:46 PM  
Baker Jared Johnson confirmed Monday morning the shop will close Sept. 30, but was unable to say why.

He's probably being harassed by
Christians for refusing to bake a cake for a christening.
 
2014-08-26 02:49:45 PM  
Cock-shaped confectionery commerce commences complete cessation
 
2014-08-26 02:52:03 PM  
Too bad. I was going to order a bunch to take to a bris.
 
2014-08-26 02:52:32 PM  
It was one of the only places in town where one could buy a blow-up sheep sex doll. We bought one for a friend's bachelor party and filled it with helium. It was bouncing around on the ceiling for a while until some bozo took it outside and set it free and it floated away to the east, never to be seen again.

It probably landed somewhere in Kirkland or Duvall.
 
2014-08-26 02:53:55 PM  

gimmegimme: I don't know...the concept of the erotic bakery seems problematic to me.  We can't simply boil someone's sex down to their genitalia; people are more complicated than that.  It's troubling that some people wouldn't see a problem with eating a penis or vagina.


I see women as much more than a vagina. They're also breasts, butts, hips, legs and lips... and a great way to get food cooked.
 
2014-08-26 02:56:34 PM  

Cybernetic: Too bad. I was going to order a bunch to take to a bris.


At first, I was going to express my displeasure that you were seemingly advocating the nonconsensual genital mutilation of children, but then I remembered that brises are only for male babies, and that makes it okay.
 
2014-08-26 02:56:46 PM  
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unless it features a woman going to the bathroom, it's not a sexy cake
 
2014-08-26 03:01:49 PM  

Cybernetic: Too bad. I was going to order a bunch to take to a bris.


Would you order those cut or uncut?
 
2014-08-26 03:04:23 PM  
Don't rely on your local bakery! Every year Penny Arcade has a competition for dickerdoodles and its lady-counterpart, the vaginger snap - people everywhere submit pictures of their creations.

So you won't have to miss your saturnalia baked genitalia. For those kosher folks out there, attempt a post-bris chocolate crisp. Show off your Kwanzaa Kuumba with extra large doodles. Decorate your ween for Arba'een.


/ween
//Mind of a 12 year old.
///Okay.. 11. Shut up.
 
2014-08-26 03:16:42 PM  
Since they won't say why the bakery is closing, we can only guess. My bet is they got a yeast infection.
 
2014-08-26 03:26:56 PM  

CleanAndPure: gimmegimme: I don't know...the concept of the erotic bakery seems problematic to me.  We can't simply boil someone's sex down to their genitalia; people are more complicated than that.  It's troubling that some people wouldn't see a problem with eating a penis or vagina.

I see women as much more than a vagina. They're also breasts, butts, hips, legs and lips... and a great way to get food cooked.



Well, if  that's what you're after, I suggest you try  Hostess or  Sara Lee!
 
2014-08-26 03:49:06 PM  

Tax Boy: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 384x288]

unless it features a woman going to the bathroom, it's not a sexy cake


And now I am leaving, quote satisfied. And sticky.

/It's sugar, I swear
//You perverts
 
2014-08-26 09:39:42 PM  
Like the idea but a bit pricy.
 
2014-08-27 01:56:57 AM  
The bakery has such a crappy website (NSFW-ish). So Geocity/90s.
 
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