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(New York Daily News)   Man with 100 pound scrotum prepares for surgery. That takes balls   (nydailynews.com) divider line 50
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2014-08-26 02:03:09 PM  
The surgeon will have a difficult decision.

Hmmmm, scalpel or piñata  stick.
 
2014-08-26 02:37:20 PM  
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His wife is gonna love her new coat.
 
2014-08-26 02:57:05 PM  
I read it as 100 pound scrotum prepares man for surgery
 
2014-08-26 02:59:34 PM  
The surgery was so tiring, afterwards everyone hit the sack.
 
2014-08-26 03:00:01 PM  
Finally, the scrotum will be free from that hideous growth.
 
2014-08-26 03:00:08 PM  
100 pounds is about $165.
 
2014-08-26 03:01:08 PM  
So, scrub up?
 
2014-08-26 03:02:31 PM  
I'm a little uncomfortable that we're using someone with a severe genital problem as a source of humor.  Would we make similar jokes about breast cancer?
 
2014-08-26 03:02:56 PM  
What a load of bollocks.
 
2014-08-26 03:07:58 PM  
If this guy by chance drives a truck, he should definitely have nutz hanging off the back of it.

He is the only one I would forgive for sporting those.
 
2014-08-26 03:08:49 PM  

gimmegimme: I'm a little uncomfortable that we're using someone with a severe genital problem as a source of humor.  Would we make similar jokes about breast cancer?


Of course not. Mocking a man with an embarrassing and life-altering condition is fine.
 
2014-08-26 03:11:35 PM  

Ed Grubermann: gimmegimme: I'm a little uncomfortable that we're using someone with a severe genital problem as a source of humor.  Would we make similar jokes about breast cancer?

Of course not. Mocking a man with an embarrassing and life-altering condition is fine.

There is a vas deferens  between the two.

 
2014-08-26 03:11:48 PM  

gimmegimme: I'm a little uncomfortable that we're using someone with a severe genital problem as a source of humor.  Would we make similar jokes about breast cancer?


Hey now, don't get testy.
 
2014-08-26 03:14:12 PM  
Such a procedure is bound to teste one's faith in corrective surgery....
 
2014-08-26 03:14:38 PM  

Ed Grubermann: gimmegimme: I'm a little uncomfortable that we're using someone with a severe genital problem as a source of humor.  Would we make similar jokes about breast cancer?

Of course not. Mocking a man with an embarrassing and life-altering condition is fine.


Oh like if a woman had a 100 pound boob and had breast reduction surgery, there would be no fark humor?  Puhleez

That being said, I seriously feel bad for the poor guy!

And I always wonder wtf they do with the "remnants" of that kind of surgery....shudder......
 
2014-08-26 03:14:44 PM  
I like the handy photo of the happy couple...

img.opposingviews.com

Looking forward to seeing his penis again.
 
2014-08-26 03:15:21 PM  

cyberspacedout: gimmegimme: I'm a little uncomfortable that we're using someone with a severe genital problem as a source of humor.  Would we make similar jokes about breast cancer?

Hey now, don't get testy.


Sure.

Next you'll say that if I'm offended, I should just get ovary it.

Words can hurt.
 
2014-08-26 03:18:36 PM  

gimmegimme: I'm a little uncomfortable that we're using someone with a severe genital problem as a source of humor.  Would we make similar jokes about breast cancer?


Don't be such a boob. There just aren't as many good breast puns.
But scrotum puns?  You'd have to be nuts to pass up all of those opportunities.

But just to even things out, here's a bunch of breast cancer jokes:  http://www.sickipedia.org/search?q=breast+cancer
 
2014-08-26 03:21:36 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-26 03:22:54 PM  
Surgery to remove a 100 pound scrotum? That's just nuts!
 
2014-08-26 03:24:06 PM  

cwolf20: I read it as 100 pound scrotum prepares man for surgery


I read it as Mao with 100 pound scrotum prepares for surgery.

I think my reality is better than yours.

/genitals
 
2014-08-26 03:24:30 PM  

gimmegimme: I'm a little uncomfortable that we're using someone with a severe genital problem as a source of humor.  Would we make similar jokes about breast cancer?


Naw that would require someone around here to be human. Other than you that is. Good for you.
 
2014-08-26 03:25:45 PM  

ChipNASA: Ed Grubermann: gimmegimme: I'm a little uncomfortable that we're using someone with a severe genital problem as a source of humor.  Would we make similar jokes about breast cancer?

Of course not. Mocking a man with an embarrassing and life-altering condition is fine.

There is a vas deferens  between the two.


I see what you did there Chip Ole Boy
 
2014-08-26 03:27:54 PM  
This is one of those things that you should take care of right away. If my balls gained a  few ounces I would get them inspected every week and keep a eye on them 24/7. You hear me balls.
 
2014-08-26 03:31:25 PM  

gimmegimme: I'm a little uncomfortable that we're using someone with a severe genital problem as a source of humor.  Would we make similar jokes about breast cancer?


You're uncomfortable?  Think how sack of nuts feels.
 
2014-08-26 03:35:36 PM  

gimmegimme: I'm a little uncomfortable that we're using someone with a severe genital problem as a source of humor.  Would we make similar jokes about breast cancer?


Not any more!
/reported.
 
2014-08-26 03:39:04 PM  
 
2014-08-26 03:48:21 PM  
Apparently he never paid attention to the health film.
 
2014-08-26 03:52:18 PM  
I distinctly remember the tit or GTFO. She thought it was funny.
 
2014-08-26 03:54:44 PM  

gimmegimme: cyberspacedout: gimmegimme: I'm a little uncomfortable that we're using someone with a severe genital problem as a source of humor.  Would we make similar jokes about breast cancer?

Hey now, don't get testy.

Sure.

Next you'll say that if I'm offended, I should just get ovary it.

Words can hurt.


Hah, I would never have thought of that one.

The guy may have had a problem, but he's getting it fixed. You've gotta stay positive in order to cope with any medical condition. I'm sure his friends or even his wife could tease him about it just to cheer him up. He seems like the sort who could take a good natured ribbing - even for her pleasure.
 
2014-08-26 03:56:09 PM  
Who do these people wait until a growth gets to that big before having it removed?
 
2014-08-26 03:57:15 PM  

gimmegimme: I'm a little uncomfortable that we're using someone with a severe genital problem as a source of humor.  Would we make similar jokes about breast cancer?


You're new here, AMIRITE?
 
2014-08-26 04:01:23 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Who do these people wait until a growth gets to that big before having it removed?


Why as well.
 
2014-08-26 04:05:11 PM  

cyberspacedout: Hah, I would never have thought of that one.

The guy may have had a problem, but he's getting it fixed. You've gotta stay positive in order to cope with any medical condition. I'm sure his friends or even his wife could tease him about it just to cheer him up. He seems like the sort who could take a good natured ribbing - even for her pleasure.


Clemkadidlefark: gimmegimme: I'm a little uncomfortable that we're using someone with a severe genital problem as a source of humor.  Would we make similar jokes about breast cancer?

You're new here, AMIRITE?


You never know who will read this thread.  It could be the wife of a man who suffered from testicular cancer.  It could be the daughter of a man who had that cancer.  Or an aunt.  Or a female cousin.

We have a responsibility to each other to do what we can not to trigger them with what we say...and just to make a joke?  Words have an effect.
 
2014-08-26 04:11:05 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-26 04:13:15 PM  

ChipNASA: Ed Grubermann: gimmegimme: I'm a little uncomfortable that we're using someone with a severe genital problem as a source of humor.  Would we make similar jokes about breast cancer?

Of course not. Mocking a man with an embarrassing and life-altering condition is fine.

There is a vas deferens  between the two.


oh man.  POST OF THE YEAR.
 
2014-08-26 04:21:18 PM  

gimmegimme: cyberspacedout: Hah, I would never have thought of that one.

The guy may have had a problem, but he's getting it fixed. You've gotta stay positive in order to cope with any medical condition. I'm sure his friends or even his wife could tease him about it just to cheer him up. He seems like the sort who could take a good natured ribbing - even for her pleasure.

Clemkadidlefark: gimmegimme: I'm a little uncomfortable that we're using someone with a severe genital problem as a source of humor.  Would we make similar jokes about breast cancer?

You're new here, AMIRITE?

You never know who will read this thread.  It could be the wife of a man who suffered from testicular cancer.  It could be the daughter of a man who had that cancer.  Or an aunt.  Or a female cousin.

We have a responsibility to each other to do what we can not to trigger them with what we say...and just to make a joke?  Words have an effect.


FFS grow a pair! But not as big as the ones in TFA,
 
2014-08-26 04:34:35 PM  
I think the real question in both these cases is why in the bleep bleep bleep do they keep waiting to operate on these things until they are enormous and life threatening? Might we want to take some action when these things are say, a pound or two and baseball-sized or less?
 
2014-08-26 04:47:03 PM  

gimmegimme: cyberspacedout: Hah, I would never have thought of that one.

The guy may have had a problem, but he's getting it fixed. You've gotta stay positive in order to cope with any medical condition. I'm sure his friends or even his wife could tease him about it just to cheer him up. He seems like the sort who could take a good natured ribbing - even for her pleasure.

Clemkadidlefark: gimmegimme: I'm a little uncomfortable that we're using someone with a severe genital problem as a source of humor.  Would we make similar jokes about breast cancer?

You're new here, AMIRITE?

You never know who will read this thread.  It could be the wife of a man who suffered from testicular cancer.  It could be the daughter of a man who had that cancer.  Or an aunt.  Or a female cousin.

We have a responsibility to each other to do what we can not to trigger them with what we say...and just to make a joke?  Words have an effect.


I completely understand what you mean, and for what it's worth, I'm saying this as someone who's attended meetings at a local foreskin restoration support group in the past. Humor can be a tool to help with discussion of otherwise awkward or uncomfortable subject matter. Yes, it's something to avoid around someone who's depressed or otherwise debilitated by a condition. A serious tone is more often warranted in support groups - for all I know, that could be every other group at the meeting center I've been to - but in the end, people all have to lift their spirits somehow.

I'm not trying to be mean here at all, and you've been on the site long enough to know that (most) others aren't either. Besides, judging by your ovary joke, I doubt you are lacking in the sense of humor department. :)
 
2014-08-26 05:03:18 PM  

derpes_simplex: What a load of bollocks.


FTW
 
2014-08-26 05:14:21 PM  
Didn't the last guy to get this surgery die of a heart attack like a year later?  Don't do it, man!
 
2014-08-26 05:14:24 PM  

ReapTheChaos: ReapTheChaos: Who do these people wait until a growth gets to that big before having it removed?

Why as well.


Vector R: I think the real question in both these cases is why in the bleep bleep bleep do they keep waiting to operate on these things until they are enormous and life threatening? Might we want to take some action when these things are say, a pound or two and baseball-sized or less?


The last guy to go through this (Wesley Warren Jr.) had no health insurance, and this guy was told by his doctor that it was a result of his obesity, and would go away once lost weight.

/also the whole "the doctor might have to cut off my penis to remove this" thing can also be a deal-breaker
 
2014-08-26 05:27:23 PM  

cyberspacedout: I'm saying this as someone who's attended meetings at a local foreskin restoration support group in the past.


"Guys, i think we have a spy here. There's a mohel in our midst!"
 
2014-08-26 06:42:06 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: I like the handy photo of the happy couple...
[img.opposingviews.com image 301x251]
Looking forward to seeing his penis again.

Did you take a good look at the guy? He won't even be close to seeing his penis, even if the operation is a complete success.

FTA: Warren had seen Dr. Joel Gelman of UC Irvine to have his his giant growth surgically removed. Warren survived the procedure but died a year later, from diabetes complications.

How unfortunate. I wonder if this fellow also has diabetes? Because you know what I"m thinking.....
 
2014-08-26 08:17:34 PM  

ChipNASA: Ed Grubermann: gimmegimme: I'm a little uncomfortable that we're using someone with a severe genital problem as a source of humor.  Would we make similar jokes about breast cancer?

Of course not. Mocking a man with an embarrassing and life-altering condition is fine.

There is a vas deferens  between the two.


You magnificent bastard.
 
2014-08-26 09:05:17 PM  

gimmegimme: I'm a little uncomfortable that we're using someone with a severe genital problem as a source of humor.  Would we make similar jokes about breast cancer?


He is a white male, so it is OK according to the new regime.
 
2014-08-26 10:37:48 PM  

gimmegimme: cyberspacedout: Hah, I would never have thought of that one.

The guy may have had a problem, but he's getting it fixed. You've gotta stay positive in order to cope with any medical condition. I'm sure his friends or even his wife could tease him about it just to cheer him up. He seems like the sort who could take a good natured ribbing - even for her pleasure.

Clemkadidlefark: gimmegimme: I'm a little uncomfortable that we're using someone with a severe genital problem as a source of humor.  Would we make similar jokes about breast cancer?

You're new here, AMIRITE?

You never know who will read this thread.  It could be the wife of a man who suffered from testicular cancer.  It could be the daughter of a man who had that cancer.  Or an aunt.  Or a female cousin.

We have a responsibility to each other to do what we can not to trigger them with what we say...and just to make a joke?  Words have an effect.


memedepot.com

/Had to be done.
 
2014-08-27 12:31:07 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Who do these people wait until a growth gets to that big before having it removed?


True. His doctor should get sacked.
 
2014-08-27 06:58:31 AM  
I think you could say that:

"He's got the biggest balls of them all!"
 
2014-08-27 09:30:53 AM  
only $2.50 per testicle
 
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