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(Foodbeast)   Jones Soda unveils their newest abomination: Peanut Butter & Jelly pop   (foodbeast.com) divider line 45
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2014-08-26 01:03:22 AM  
Lester's Fixin's has had Peanut Butter and Jelly flavored sodas forever, and they are pretty tasty.
 
2014-08-26 01:04:47 AM  
Tag & Headline -

t3.rbxcdn.com

therefore, greenlight
 
2014-08-26 01:07:16 AM  
i74.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-26 03:27:10 AM  
I downed a pint of Ben & Jerry's PB&J as part of my Sunday hangover remedy. In hindsight, I should have stayed sober Saturday so I could get hammered Sunday and spent this first Monday with the upstairs kids gone back to school not banging around.
 
2014-08-26 06:01:43 AM  
does it come with a discount on baseball bats?
 
2014-08-26 06:03:17 AM  
breakfastclub-teaching.wikispaces.com
all the food groups are represented.
 
2014-08-26 06:05:00 AM  

No Time To Explain: does it come with a discount on baseball bats?


No, but it tastes like Bannanas.
 
2014-08-26 06:06:33 AM  
Subby is trolling hard.
Jones sodas are made of awesome.
 
2014-08-26 06:24:30 AM  
I'm not drinking anything that tastes like anyone's dad.
 
2014-08-26 06:29:09 AM  
Jones does have a track record of having some really foul crap to go along with the more delicious varieties...

Their turkey and gravy soda always comes first to mind...
www.womansday.com


This Holiday pack was particularly poo-pooed...
www.delish.com
Maybe you're more of a tofu and gravy kinda customer...
blogs.dallasobserver.com

MMMM, smoked salmon pâté . Nothing slacks a thirst like smoke and fish...
www.bevreview.com


Oh boy Brussel Sprouts With Prosciutto. It's like a fart in every bottle!
www.bevreview.com

They have some yummy ones, too. But let's not kid ourselves -- with a suggested retail of $18.99-$24.99 a 12 pack for some of the 'Limited Edition' runs, they have proven more than capable of producing some expensive and nasty-ass tasting bottled sodas. I've tried a couple of them, as well as some weird-ass flavored beers and vodaks. Some good, some like feet. Since the majority of these contain scads of artificial flavorings and chemicals and very little real natural juice (yes, I am aware that Jones uses cane sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup) I think there might be a better alternative or two available. However, If you do really like them, I hope you continue to enjoy them.
 
2014-08-26 06:30:37 AM  
"Soda 'Pop'. Soda don't go 'pop', it goes 'whoosh'. But you never hear them order a bottle of 'whoosh'. Yankees could at least call their Coke 'Whoosh' if'n they gonna mess up the language."

www.blairpub.com
 
2014-08-26 06:32:18 AM  

Entertherat: Subby is trolling hard.
Jones sodas are made of awesome.


I used to own a bunch of shares in that company when they were really successful (the stock was at $32 at one point in 2007 I think). I haven't had one of their root beers in years, no idea where to get some now.
 
2014-08-26 06:36:50 AM  
I always love to chase down my Coke sandwich with a PB&J soda.
 
2014-08-26 06:40:17 AM  

Dahnkster: Jones does have a track record of having some really foul crap to go along with the more delicious varieties...

Their turkey and gravy soda always comes first to mind...
[www.womansday.com image 628x371]


This Holiday pack was particularly poo-pooed...
[www.delish.com image 850x701]
Maybe you're more of a tofu and gravy kinda customer...
[blogs.dallasobserver.com image 550x415]

MMMM, smoked salmon pâté . Nothing slacks a thirst like smoke and fish...
[www.bevreview.com image 263x350]


Oh boy Brussel Sprouts With Prosciutto. It's like a fart in every bottle!
[www.bevreview.com image 263x350]

They have some yummy ones, too. But let's not kid ourselves -- with a suggested retail of $18.99-$24.99 a 12 pack for some of the 'Limited Edition' runs, they have proven more than capable of producing some expensive and nasty-ass tasting bottled sodas. I've tried a couple of them, as well as some weird-ass flavored beers and vodaks. Some good, some like feet. Since the majority of these contain scads of artificial flavorings and chemicals and very little real natural juice (yes, I am aware that Jones uses cane sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup) I think there might be a better alternative or two available. However, If you do really like them, I hope you continue to enjoy them.


I bought the holiday one because I really wanted to try the cranberry one. Of course the others were nasty, but I was completely let down that the cranberry one was as disgusting as the rest.

/ their vanilla cola is the best, forever and ever
 
2014-08-26 06:47:54 AM  
"pop"?

Soda.
 
2014-08-26 07:09:32 AM  
WHEY YAT?!
 
2014-08-26 07:12:17 AM  
As long as it's crunchy peanut butter.
 
2014-08-26 07:13:15 AM  

Krustofsky: Entertherat: Subby is trolling hard.
Jones sodas are made of awesome.

I used to own a bunch of shares in that company when they were really successful (the stock was at $32 at one point in 2007 I think). I haven't had one of their root beers in years, no idea where to get some now.


My local Kroger here in central Arkansas carries Jones pure cane root beer in 8-pack cans.
 
2014-08-26 07:13:56 AM  
I swore headline read peanut butter & jelly poop.
 
2014-08-26 07:19:02 AM  
Would rather try this instead...

beerstreetjournal.com

(Yes, it's beer...)
 
2014-08-26 07:20:06 AM  
One of the local breweries (Catawba Brewing) has a Peanut Butter and Jelly beer that they produce special (think it only gets sent out in kegs to some of the local pubs).

I can't bring myself to trying it.

www.themusicninja.com
 
2014-08-26 07:20:34 AM  
img.fark.net

Holy carp, I'd give this a shot just for the weird factor...
 
2014-08-26 07:21:00 AM  
Gosh, thanks LZ, they did can the stuff..thankfully, it must have been a limited release as they don't list it on their site anymoer.
 
2014-08-26 07:26:37 AM  

rnatalie: Gosh, thanks LZ, they did can the stuff..thankfully, it must have been a limited release as they don't list it on their site anymoer.


There are a few that pop up on a beer tasters and traders group here in Raleigh once in a while, but they very well could be something that people have been cellaring for a year or two - I can't claim to know. Have been curious myself.
 
2014-08-26 07:27:14 AM  
My wife thinks I'm weird because I enjoy Jamaican style ginger beer. For the people who don't know imagine ginger ale that's made of fire.  I bet she would have me committed if bought one of those.
 
2014-08-26 07:37:19 AM  

Rindred: Krustofsky: Entertherat: Subby is trolling hard.
Jones sodas are made of awesome.

I used to own a bunch of shares in that company when they were really successful (the stock was at $32 at one point in 2007 I think). I haven't had one of their root beers in years, no idea where to get some now.

My local Kroger here in central Arkansas carries Jones pure cane root beer in 8-pack cans.


Get the Private Selection Double Vanilla ice cream with that 8 pack. Wonderful root beer floats.
 
2014-08-26 07:58:32 AM  

Egoy3k: My wife thinks I'm weird because I enjoy Jamaican style ginger beer. For the people who don't know imagine ginger ale that's made of fire.  I bet she would have me committed if bought one of those.


Those are awesome.

I accidentally bought beer with ginger in it one time, though. That was terrible.
 
2014-08-26 08:13:05 AM  
I actually live in Catawba, but the brewery is actually in Morganton which is another 50 miles up the river.
 
2014-08-26 08:18:31 AM  
Fta: discontinued its regaled peanut butter and jelly soda.

*twitch*

Regale: 1. Entertain or amuse with talk. 2. Lavishly supple with food or drink.

Bzzt. Wordsmith fail.

/if you're going to earn a living making beer, learn to make beer right. If you're going to earn a living writing, learn to write well.
 
2014-08-26 08:20:42 AM  

brimed03: Fta: discontinued its regaled peanut butter and jelly soda.

*twitch*

Regale: 1. Entertain or amuse with talk. 2. Lavishly supple with food or drink.

Bzzt. Wordsmith fail.

/if you're going to earn a living making beer, learn to make beer right. If you're going to earn a living writing, learn to write well.


*supply, not subtle

If you're going to earn a living creating autocorrect programs...
 
2014-08-26 08:21:57 AM  

brimed03: brimed03: Fta: discontinued its regaled peanut butter and jelly soda.

*twitch*

Regale: 1. Entertain or amuse with talk. 2. Lavishly supple with food or drink.

Bzzt. Wordsmith fail.

/if you're going to earn a living making beer, learn to make beer right. If you're going to earn a living writing, learn to write well.

*supply, not subtle

If you're going to earn a living creating autocorrect programs...


*supple, not subtle

For heaven's sake autocorrect, now you're just farking with me.
 
2014-08-26 09:00:45 AM  
If this doesn't bring Elvis out of hiding he is gone.
 
2014-08-26 09:09:38 AM  
Their cream soda (w/real sugar) is awesome
 
2014-08-26 09:16:58 AM  
Unless they are also selling popsicles I think you meant to say soda, subby.
 
2014-08-26 09:36:56 AM  
wtf is pop?
 
2014-08-26 09:52:22 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-26 09:52:57 AM  
I meant to add the obligatory oblig.
 
2014-08-26 10:16:23 AM  

Bastard_Lunatic: wtf is pop?


That's that soda drink.
 
2014-08-26 10:23:15 AM  
I dunno about PB&J soda, but Holy Chuck's in Toronto has a PB&J shake and it farking rocks.
 
2014-08-26 10:36:47 AM  

Egoy3k: My wife thinks I'm weird because I enjoy Jamaican style ginger beer. For the people who don't know imagine ginger ale that's made of fire.  I bet she would have me committed if bought one of those.


I had four Dark and Stormy drinks last night, ginger beer goes good with dark rum.
 
2014-08-26 10:57:28 AM  
Shut up and take my money!
 
2014-08-26 10:57:34 AM  

UNC_Samurai: "Soda 'Pop'. Soda don't go 'pop', it goes 'whoosh'. But you never hear them order a bottle of 'whoosh'. Yankees could at least call their Coke 'Whoosh' if'n they gonna mess up the language."

[www.blairpub.com image 200x283]


i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-26 11:04:08 AM  
CSB:
I worked in concessions when I was 16 at a theater in Killeen, TX. A woman came up and ordered "A large popcorn and a medium soda water." I filled her cup with ice and then gave her a look of uncertainty. She said, "Oh I'm from the south, we call it Soda water." I said, "I understand, but what flavor do you want?" I think she wanted a diet coke.
Maybe that's not that much of a CSB
 
2014-08-26 11:08:56 AM  
Jones has attractive packaging, and uses real sugar. But, IMHO, they make bad tasting soda. Also, they're very expensive. I see no reason for them to still exist. I don't mind paying extra for a good soda every now and again, but it isn't Jones.
 
2014-08-26 12:57:08 PM  

brimed03: brimed03: brimed03: Fta: discontinued its regaled peanut butter and jelly soda.

*twitch*

Regale: 1. Entertain or amuse with talk. 2. Lavishly supple with food or drink.

Bzzt. Wordsmith fail.

/if you're going to earn a living making beer, learn to make beer right. If you're going to earn a living writing, learn to write well.

*supply, not subtle

If you're going to earn a living creating autocorrect programs...

*supple, not subtle

For heaven's sake autocorrect, now you're just farking with me.


I'm not sure where you were going with all of the corrections you were making, but the definition states:

lavishly supply (someone) with food or drink.

So in regards to the author, it appears he/she was correct in their word choice, since a person buying the drink would be lavishly supplied with food and/or drink.  If you're going to be a grammar Nazi, be correct.
 
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