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(Yahoo)   Surrogate mom, 'Bama style   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 91
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2014-08-26 12:16:49 AM  
Id like to invite all misogynist posters to stay away from this thread. You WILL be reported for crossing that line. Thanks in advance
 
2014-08-26 04:56:07 AM  
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2014-08-26 04:58:01 AM  

mikaloyd: Id like to invite all misogynist posters to stay away from this thread. You WILL be reported for crossing that line. Thanks in advance


Thanks for covering this.

Re: tfa... WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? This is where I start to wonder if chemical castration isn't such a bad idea. Or maybe non-chemical castration with a rusty spoon.

Not really. But sometimes it seems that way.
 
2014-08-26 04:59:48 AM  
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2014-08-26 05:01:00 AM  
Next level disturbia...Some folks are just broken...

Social reform has a place for euthanasia...
 
2014-08-26 05:05:24 AM  
Why in the hell would they publish the names of everybody involved?!?!
 
2014-08-26 05:10:46 AM  

NotTooLittleRichard: Why in the hell would they publish the names of everybody involved?!?!


They did not publish the name of the victim, although some locals might know.
 
2014-08-26 05:11:27 AM  

NotTooLittleRichard: Why in the hell would they publish the names of everybody involved?!?!


I didn't see that they published the name of the minor victim, but newspapers have no obligation to shield the accused.
 
2014-08-26 05:21:39 AM  

NotTooLittleRichard: Why in the hell would they publish the names of everybody involved?!?!



Well, they don't appear to have named the victim, but might as well have. "17 year-old relative" in a small town.

Anyway, I had to re-read the article several times to figure out who did what. Hubby, wife and hubby's mom were allegedly involved, but tried to point to the wife's mom, meaning (probably) it's the wife's sister, or some other relative that the wife's mom had custody of.

I think.

 

mikaloyd: Id like to invite all misogynist posters to stay away from this thread. You WILL be reported for crossing that line. Thanks in advance


There's probably enough misogyny in TFA comments (which I am not looking at) and in the town anyway.
 
2014-08-26 05:24:07 AM  

mikaloyd: Id like to invite all misogynist posters to stay away from this thread. You WILL be reported for crossing that line. Thanks in advance


Why don't we wait and see if any of them break any rules before we go stampeding off to tattling to mom and dad?
 
2014-08-26 05:28:15 AM  

Unobtanium: There's probably enough misogyny in TFA comments (which I am not looking at) and in the town anyway.


The ones I read either called out the rapists as being sick farks, or complained that the grammar left things a little unclear as to what name went with which person. But, hey. Let's not stop that from us going all SJW on their asses, eh?
 
2014-08-26 05:29:43 AM  
FTFA: "Jeremy and Amanda Swann, both 29-year-old residents of Jones, about 40 miles northwest of Montgomery, were arrested on Thursday...."

"The case came to light when the couple filed a complaint with the Alabama Department of Human Resources stating that they wanted custody of the teenager on the grounds that Amanda Swann's mother was sexually assaulting her, Lipinsky said."


Jeremy and Amanda Swann sexually assaulted the teen multiple times hoping to get her pregnant. The case only came to light because Jeremy and Amanda Swann filed for custody of the teen on the grounds that Amanda Swann's mother was sexually assaulting the teen.

Am I missing something here?
 
2014-08-26 05:32:41 AM  

Ed Grubermann: mikaloyd: Id like to invite all misogynist posters to stay away from this thread. You WILL be reported for crossing that line. Thanks in advance

Why don't we wait and see if any of them break any rules before we go stampeding off to tattling to mom and dad?


Can I be a misogynist if I say that Amanda Swann is an evil biatch who deserves serious prison time? Her hubby, of course, is too.
 
2014-08-26 05:34:40 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Ed Grubermann: mikaloyd: Id like to invite all misogynist posters to stay away from this thread. You WILL be reported for crossing that line. Thanks in advance

Why don't we wait and see if any of them break any rules before we go stampeding off to tattling to mom and dad?

Can I be a misogynist if I say that Amanda Swann is an evil biatch who deserves serious prison time? Her hubby, of course, is too.


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Why not?
 
2014-08-26 05:38:54 AM  
The Swanns wanted the teenager to get pregnant so they could have the baby, Lipinsky said.

I have a feeling they've got no idea how long this process takes.


brimed03: mikaloyd: Id like to invite all misogynist posters to stay away from this thread. You WILL be reported for crossing that line. Thanks in advance

Thanks for covering this.

Re: tfa... WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? This is where I start to wonder if chemical castration isn't such a bad idea. Or maybe non-chemical castration with a rusty spoon.

Not really. But sometimes it seems that way.


MISANDRY. Reported.
 
2014-08-26 05:39:34 AM  

Ed Grubermann: Unobtanium: There's probably enough misogyny in TFA comments (which I am not looking at) and in the town anyway.

The ones I read either called out the rapists as being sick farks, or complained that the grammar left things a little unclear as to what name went with which person. But, hey. Let's not stop that from us going all SJW on their asses, eh?


Well, then I apologize. It was a Yahoo! article with over 1500 comments.
 
2014-08-26 05:40:24 AM  
Even Lynyrd Skynyrd wouldn't defend this if Neil Young sang about it.
 
2014-08-26 05:41:25 AM  
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2014-08-26 05:48:27 AM  
That's central 'Bama for you.

Seriously, if it's not within 15 miles of the I-65/I-10 corridors, I recommend killing it with fire.
 
2014-08-26 05:50:53 AM  
Southerners are a trigger for me.

As is bashing the south.

In fact, just avoid anything that begins with the letter s.
 
2014-08-26 05:53:00 AM  
Thanks, 'bama.

/just a shiat joke, not a rape apologist.
//don't ban me, please.
 
2014-08-26 06:00:38 AM  
America, dafuq is wrong with your southerners?
 
2014-08-26 06:03:36 AM  
Ala- or O-?
*click*
What. The. Fark.
 
2014-08-26 06:06:15 AM  
Alabama; a good Christian place.
I am totally not surprised.  Living in AL was the worst three years of my life.  I would have rather lived in Brooklyn.
 
2014-08-26 06:07:50 AM  
TFA did not include mugshots so here you go.

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Jeremy and Amanda Swann, both 29-year-old residents of Jones
 
2014-08-26 06:09:34 AM  

kitsuneymg: Southerners are a trigger for me.

As is bashing the south.

In fact, just avoid anything that begins with the letter s.


Sorry - I ain't giving up Sex or Scotch.
/ or Snuggling with mah Bebeh.
 
2014-08-26 06:35:09 AM  
On what planet did this even seems right? Cant even think of anything else to say.
 
2014-08-26 06:41:33 AM  
If after at least six times he couldn't get her pregnant, sounds like he's the one that's not very fertile.

I wonder if the girl was mentally retarded. Even small-town Alabama, as backward as it can be, is less Deliverance country and more Fried Green Tomatoes country, but retarded kids always seem to be magnets to sexual predators.
 
2014-08-26 06:46:16 AM  
So, was it rape rape or statutory rape?
If it was statutory rape, then it kinda makes sense that they filed for custody based on sexual assault (but against her own mother though).

Also, why couldn't the Swann just make the baby themselves? They are 29.

Anyway, sounds like a real life version of "couple seduce teens" pornsite. Except all complicated and in the family.


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Also, serious lack of photos in this story.
 
2014-08-26 06:47:58 AM  
save the tax money and just shoot them out in some wooded area off 231N
 
2014-08-26 06:48:21 AM  
Am I the only one that had to read TFA more than once to understand what happened?
 
2014-08-26 06:54:05 AM  

Philbb: FTFA: "Jeremy and Amanda Swann, both 29-year-old residents of Jones, about 40 miles northwest of Montgomery, were arrested on Thursday...."

"The case came to light when the couple filed a complaint with the Alabama Department of Human Resources stating that they wanted custody of the teenager on the grounds that Amanda Swann's mother was sexually assaulting her, Lipinsky said."

Jeremy and Amanda Swann sexually assaulted the teen multiple times hoping to get her pregnant. The case only came to light because Jeremy and Amanda Swann filed for custody of the teen on the grounds that Amanda Swann's mother was sexually assaulting the teen.

Am I missing something here?


Not sure but it's all farked up.

- Jeremys mom AND Amandas mom have been accused of helping or performing the assault.
- Jeremy and Amanda did the assaults over 6 months.
- Jeremy and Amanda are a couple
- The victim is a RELATIVE OF BOTH OF THEM. I bet most people missed this part.


So, my final analysis is Jeremy and Amanda are probably cousins, trying to get another cousin pregnant, and the parents knew. Then they tried to use the law to get custody, CUSTODY!, of their cousin.
 
2014-08-26 06:57:58 AM  

child_god: Philbb: FTFA: "Jeremy and Amanda Swann, both 29-year-old residents of Jones, about 40 miles northwest of Montgomery, were arrested on Thursday...."

"The case came to light when the couple filed a complaint with the Alabama Department of Human Resources stating that they wanted custody of the teenager on the grounds that Amanda Swann's mother was sexually assaulting her, Lipinsky said."

Jeremy and Amanda Swann sexually assaulted the teen multiple times hoping to get her pregnant. The case only came to light because Jeremy and Amanda Swann filed for custody of the teen on the grounds that Amanda Swann's mother was sexually assaulting the teen.

Am I missing something here?

Not sure but it's all farked up.

- Jeremys mom AND Amandas mom have been accused of helping or performing the assault.
- Jeremy and Amanda did the assaults over 6 months.
- Jeremy and Amanda are a couple
- The victim is a RELATIVE OF BOTH OF THEM. I bet most people missed this part.


So, my final analysis is Jeremy and Amanda are probably cousins, trying to get another cousin pregnant, and the parents knew. Then they tried to use the law to get custody, CUSTODY!, of their cousin.


Forgot to add. Jeremy and Amanda are a couple, but it doesn't say they are married. They have the same last name, and their moms have the same last name.
 
2014-08-26 07:00:07 AM  

child_god: They have the same last name, and their moms have the same last name.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwWUOmk7wO0
 
2014-08-26 07:14:44 AM  

Ed Grubermann: mikaloyd: Id like to invite all misogynist posters to stay away from this thread. You WILL be reported for crossing that line. Thanks in advance

Why don't we wait and see if any of them break any rules before we go stampeding off to tattling to mom and dad?


I don't even see how this thread is at particular risk of infection by the latest Fark thought crime.  This is getting ridiculous.
 
2014-08-26 07:17:45 AM  

GoldSpider: Ed Grubermann: mikaloyd: Id like to invite all misogynist posters to stay away from this thread. You WILL be reported for crossing that line. Thanks in advance

Why don't we wait and see if any of them break any rules before we go stampeding off to tattling to mom and dad?

I don't even see how this thread is at particular risk of infection by the latest Fark thought crime.  This is getting ridiculous.


It's such a bad problem, they had to warn us. And you know it's a bad problem, because somebody warned us.
 
2014-08-26 07:26:28 AM  

child_god: child_god: Philbb: FTFA: "Jeremy and Amanda Swann, both 29-year-old residents of Jones, about 40 miles northwest of Montgomery, were arrested on Thursday...."

"The case came to light when the couple filed a complaint with the Alabama Department of Human Resources stating that they wanted custody of the teenager on the grounds that Amanda Swann's mother was sexually assaulting her, Lipinsky said."

Jeremy and Amanda Swann sexually assaulted the teen multiple times hoping to get her pregnant. The case only came to light because Jeremy and Amanda Swann filed for custody of the teen on the grounds that Amanda Swann's mother was sexually assaulting the teen.

Am I missing something here?

Not sure but it's all farked up.

- Jeremys mom AND Amandas mom have been accused of helping or performing the assault.
- Jeremy and Amanda did the assaults over 6 months.
- Jeremy and Amanda are a couple
- The victim is a RELATIVE OF BOTH OF THEM. I bet most people missed this part.


So, my final analysis is Jeremy and Amanda are probably cousins, trying to get another cousin pregnant, and the parents knew. Then they tried to use the law to get custody, CUSTODY!, of their cousin.

Forgot to add. Jeremy and Amanda are a couple, but it doesn't say they are married. They have the same last name, and their moms have the same last name.


"If your family tree does not fork,...."
 
2014-08-26 07:29:06 AM  

mikaloyd: Id like to invite all misogynist posters to stay away from this thread. You WILL be reported for crossing that line. Thanks in advance


www.teleread.com
"I have reported this thread. Pray I don't report it any further"
'This thread is getting worse all the time'
 
2014-08-26 07:29:09 AM  
This whole scenario makes me think they would have killed her after she had the baby, had they succeeded with their plan. I hope all of the abusers rot in a squalid jail for the rest of their lives.

/or kept her locked up as a baby machine for whenever they wanted another one
//shudder
 
2014-08-26 07:30:58 AM  
Sounds like old, familiar Home....the  X-Filesepisode, I mean.
 
2014-08-26 07:31:40 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: It's such a bad problem, they had to warn us. And you know it's a bad problem, because somebody warned us.


Heh, let's test this:

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2014-08-26 07:35:53 AM  

mr0x: So, was it rape rape or statutory rape?
If it was statutory rape, then it kinda makes sense that they filed for custody based on sexual assault (but against her own mother though).

Also, why couldn't the Swann just make the baby themselves? They are 29.

Anyway, sounds like a real life version of "couple seduce teens" pornsite. Except all complicated and in the family.


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Also, serious lack of photos in this story.


It must have been genuine rape. After all she didn't get pregnant after being raped 6 times. And we all know that the body has ways of shutting that down...

/topical, not misogyny for the record.
 
2014-08-26 07:42:07 AM  

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"Not all people from Alabama are wife beaters."
 
2014-08-26 07:43:11 AM  
Next up on Fox news

Oh its 'Bama's fault.

Next up: People are saying that its 'Bama's fault. Stay tuned for the indepth analysis of why it is, and why our country is going to hell with the democrats in office.

But on a more serious note, releasing names before all the facts are in is like a good old fashioned witch burning. Once the case goes to jury and if they are convicted, please resume with the burning.
 
2014-08-26 07:45:31 AM  

nulluspixiusdemonica: child_god: They have the same last name, and their moms have the same last name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwWUOmk7wO0


How do you castrate a man from Alabama?
 
2014-08-26 07:45:42 AM  
FROM THE COMMENTS ON TFA:

Let's see if I have this right:

1. Jeremy Swann is married to Amanda Swann
2. Diana Swann is Jeremy's mother and was aware of the rapes but did not intervene or report it to the police and Child Protective Services.
3. Jeremy and Amanda went to Child Protective Services telling them they wanted to adopt the 17-year old girl because "Amanda's mother was sexually abusing her."
4. Amanda's mother is also the 17-year old's mother, therefore Amanda was helping Jeremy, her husband, rape her own sister.
5. During the investigation into Amanda's (and the 17-year old's) mother, the 17 year old told authorities it was Jeremy and Amanda who had propositioned her to have sex with Jeremy so she would get pregnant and have a baby for Jeremy and Amanda. She told them they forced her to have sex with Jeremy, in other words Jeremy raped her while his wife watched him rape her own sister.

THE ARISTOCRATS!
 
2014-08-26 07:45:51 AM  
Representative of the unwashed masses:  we all know that the body has ways of shutting that down...

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2014-08-26 07:47:40 AM  
So if they had a kid would it be its own grandparent?
 
2014-08-26 07:49:05 AM  

plecos: Dahnkster: [33.media.tumblr.com image 320x240][31.media.tumblr.com image 320x240] [31.media.tumblr.com image 320x240] [38.media.tumblr.com image 320x240] [38.media.tumblr.com image 320x240] [37.media.tumblr.com image 320x240]

"Not all people from Alabama are wife beaters."


Well, no.  Some are the wives.
 
2014-08-26 07:55:04 AM  
Did Drew's mom take over Fark?
 
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