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(Yahoo)   Woman gets six-month sentence for murder   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 90
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-08-25 09:40:22 PM  
Police arrested Uden and her fourth and current husband, Gerald Uden, 72, both of Chadwick, Missouri, last fall in southwest Missouri, accusing them of killing former spouses in separate attacks.

Nice to have something in common.
 
2014-08-25 09:47:28 PM  

ZAZ: Police arrested Uden and her fourth and current husband, Gerald Uden, 72, both of Chadwick, Missouri, last fall in southwest Missouri, accusing them of killing former spouses in separate attacks.

Nice to have something in common.


This is either a bad reality show or a great black comedy. What are the odds?
 
2014-08-25 09:53:44 PM  
6 months?

I need someone who can get the job done tonight!
 
2014-08-25 11:08:12 PM  
It's the daughter that has 6 months to live.
 
2014-08-25 11:54:47 PM  
I never thought I'd say this but that's a rough 75.
 
2014-08-26 12:38:56 AM  
She was obviously a victim. She should be set free.
 
2014-08-26 12:40:39 AM  
First date small talk:
"Well I shot and killed my ex and dumped his body"
"No way! me too! except I also killed my two kids"
 
2014-08-26 12:41:05 AM  

DoctorCal: 6 months?

I need someone who can get the job done tonight!


Impossible. Too much paperwork, you have to pull the permits, etc.
 
2014-08-26 12:41:51 AM  
Something else farked up... they had to go through layers of cattle that piled up. WTF people, cover your mines!


And don't push them in while they're alive.
 
2014-08-26 12:45:54 AM  
she got the gold mine he got the shaft
 
2014-08-26 12:47:34 AM  
Women get away with murder every day... its called abortion people.... look it up!!!

///rabble rabble
 
2014-08-26 12:49:21 AM  

Irving Maimway: ZAZ: Police arrested Uden and her fourth and current husband, Gerald Uden, 72, both of Chadwick, Missouri, last fall in southwest Missouri, accusing them of killing former spouses in separate attacks.

Nice to have something in common.

This is either a bad reality show or a great black comedy. What are the odds?



The two already knew each other and were in a relationship before he murdered his family.  He killed them to be with her.  These aren't entirely unrelated incidents.
 
2014-08-26 12:49:33 AM  

ReverendJynxed: Something else farked up... they had to go through layers of cattle that piled up. WTF people, cover your mines!


And don't push them in while they're alive.


You ALWAYS push them while they're alive.
 
2014-08-26 12:49:43 AM  

Mugato: I never thought I'd say this but that's a rough 75.


No kidding. Based on that photo I'd believe it if they said she killed her husband 75 years ago.
 
2014-08-26 12:49:57 AM  
I used to love her, but I had to kill her...
 
2014-08-26 12:52:25 AM  

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: I used to love her, but I had to kill her...


and I can still hear her complain
 
2014-08-26 12:53:55 AM  
Just imagine the smell.
 
2014-08-26 12:54:37 AM  

Mugato: I never thought I'd say this but that's a rough 75.


She looks older than the continental shelf.
 
2014-08-26 12:54:41 AM  

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: I used to love her, but I had to kill her...


It's so easy.
 
2014-08-26 12:56:10 AM  
Dear Alice,
I'm Gerald.  I read your OkCupid profile and was very interested to see your response for "what I'm really good at".  I am also really good at killing spouses and hiding them by throwing them down a mine shaft!  Do you want to go out sometime?
 
2014-08-26 12:56:31 AM  
I think I saw this movie. Didn't it have Kathy Bates?
 
2014-08-26 12:57:38 AM  
Wyoming gold mines are full of people. They're making gold out people. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-26 01:02:39 AM  
Thanks to Glenn Beck everyone went snooping around the old gold mines...
 
2014-08-26 01:04:39 AM  

farkin_Gary: Just imagine the smell.


Of who, her or the carcasses and corpse in the shaft?
 
2014-08-26 01:08:52 AM  

"If anyone asks you if you want a Missouri bride, you say 'No!'", says Winston as he gets up and brushes dirt off of his coveralls.

 
2014-08-26 01:09:10 AM  

farkin_Gary: Just imagine the smell.


Yeah, especially after it stated he waited months to remove the bodies. Ew
 
2014-08-26 01:10:20 AM  

farkin_Gary: Just imagine the smell.


If a body rots in the mine shaft and nobody's there to smell it.....
 
2014-08-26 01:12:16 AM  
Be careful what you say in this thread, people.

This is Fark.com.

Be careful what you say.
 
2014-08-26 01:14:24 AM  
A bogus headline on MY Fark?
What a surprise.  Not.
 
2014-08-26 01:15:06 AM  

sithon: It's the daughter that has 6 months to live.


I see you actually read the article
Get out of here with your book learnin
 
2014-08-26 01:15:44 AM  

burber: Women get away with murder every day... its called abortion people.... look it up!!!

///rabble rabble


Reported!
 
2014-08-26 01:18:51 AM  
I liked this story better when it was called Dolores Claiborne.
 .
 
2014-08-26 01:19:30 AM  

cgobla: First date small talk:
"Well I shot and killed my ex and dumped his body"
"No way! me too! except I also killed my two kids"


aerojockey: Dear Alice,
I'm Gerald.  I read your OkCupid profile and was very interested to see your response for "what I'm really good at".  I am also really good at killing spouses and hiding them by throwing them down a mine shaft!  Do you want to go out sometime?


Almost, guys, but not quite. Although it would be an AMAZING coincidence.

Daily Fail gets it wrong sometimes, but their article included this quote:
Uden was vague about his motive but said Virginia Uden had become 'intolerable'.
'Virginia did her very best to split Alice and me apart,' he said. 'She used the boys to do that.'


So, pillow talk:
"If only my awful ex Virginia would leave us alone!"
"You could just shoot her and dump the body down a mine. Worked for me."
 
2014-08-26 01:28:54 AM  

Bigdogdaddy: farkin_Gary: Just imagine the smell.

If a body rots in the mine shaft and nobody's there to smell it.....



i10.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-26 01:29:02 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-26 01:29:19 AM  

burber: Women get away with murder every day... its called abortion people.... look it up!!!

///rabble rabble


Women get away with murder every day... It's called marriage...look it up!

/Fixed to prevent trolling!
 
2014-08-26 01:33:34 AM  

farkin_Gary: Bigdogdaddy: farkin_Gary: Just imagine the smell.

If a body rots in the mine shaft and nobody's there to smell it.....


[i10.photobucket.com image 281x400]


Not to thread jack but who is that? She's gorgeous...
 
2014-08-26 01:33:58 AM  
Wish I'd been born in a time when we could just toss our troubles down a mine shaft.
Way to fark up the planet, old people.
 
2014-08-26 01:34:45 AM  

Begoggle: A bogus headline on MY Fark?
What a surprise.  Not.


Bogus? It was clever in context.
 
2014-08-26 01:34:55 AM  

doomjesse: farkin_Gary: Bigdogdaddy: farkin_Gary: Just imagine the smell.

If a body rots in the mine shaft and nobody's there to smell it.....


[i10.photobucket.com image 281x400]

Not to thread jack but who is that? She's gorgeous...


Tori Vega, of Nickelodeon's Victorious.
 
2014-08-26 01:36:41 AM  
Biatch shpuld get the death penalty.

If itvwas a 75 year old man who murdered his wife, he'd already have sodium thiopental flowing into his veins.
 
2014-08-26 01:37:43 AM  

morg: Wyoming gold mines are full of people. They're making gold out people. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!
[i.imgur.com image 410x265]


1.bp.blogspot.com

"You'll stay the hell out of my mine, laddie."
 
2014-08-26 01:39:07 AM  

johndalek: she got the gold mine he got the shaft


/golf clap
 
2014-08-26 01:47:47 AM  

Begoggle: A bogus headline on MY Fark?
What a surprise.  Not.


Here's a nickel

upload.wikimedia.org

Go buy yourself a new sense of humor; yours seems deficient.
 
2014-08-26 01:52:15 AM  

weltallica: Be careful what you say in this thread, people.


Whatever. I'll say whatever I damn well please.
 
2014-08-26 01:58:02 AM  
This story has no moral; this story has no end. This story only goes to show there ain't no good in men!
 
2014-08-26 01:59:09 AM  

TinyFist: Whatever. I'll say whatever I damn well please.


They'll get over it.
 
2014-08-26 01:59:59 AM  

Mugato: I never thought I'd say this but that's a rough 75.


The first thing I thought when I saw her picture was "that revenant is 75?"  She looks like a deadite from Army of Darkness.
 
2014-08-26 02:00:03 AM  
"Throw the Jew down the well-so my country can be free"
 
2014-08-26 02:04:58 AM  

missmez: Mugato: I never thought I'd say this but that's a rough 75.

The first thing I thought when I saw her picture was "that revenant is 75?"  She looks like a deadite from Army of Darkness.


What's 75 supposed to look like?
 
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