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(Daily Express)   Puzzled police probe penguin purloining potables, promise prompt prosecution   (express.co.uk) divider line 16
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2014-08-26 07:44:17 AM  
i78.photobucket.com

/er, beers
 
2014-08-26 08:04:22 AM  
Is the article insinuating that penguins stutter?

Although Rico has a speech impediment, he does not stutter.

Stupid article.
 
2014-08-26 08:34:50 AM  
It's brilliant except for the video. If you saw a dude in a penguin suit, you wouldn't remember his face. Just that he was in a penguin suit.
 
2014-08-26 08:35:18 AM  
Headline almost got it right:
Puzzled police probe pursue penguin purloining potables, promise prompt prosecution pending pinching
 
2014-08-26 08:39:15 AM  
Phooey.
 
2014-08-26 08:43:05 AM  
c1.staticflickr.com
 
2014-08-26 08:46:45 AM  
County Durham... That's fairly close to Scotland, right? I think I have a photo of one of the thief's ancestors:
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-08-26 08:56:41 AM  
Potent potables for 1000 Alex.
 
2014-08-26 08:56:44 AM  
Maybe it was

Peter Percival Patterson's pet pig Porky who love...pie

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/bAxW-qMrsEc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
 
2014-08-26 08:57:33 AM  

zeppo: Maybe it was

Peter Percival Patterson's pet pig Porky who love...pie

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/bAxW-qMrsEc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


or not....
 
2014-08-26 09:01:07 AM  
img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-08-26 09:04:07 AM  
What roman numeral is P?
 
2014-08-26 09:33:54 AM  
Penguin Trifecta in play.
 
2014-08-26 09:44:39 AM  
A cop is on patrol and sees a guy staggering down the sidewalk with a penguin on a string.
"Hey you. Where did you get that penguin!?" he asked.
The drunk looks around, then down, "He-he.. I was juchh just a walking and looked down and he was there... officcerrr."
Officer puffs his chest way out, twirls his billy club around and barks out, "Take that animal to the zoo!"
Drunk starts nodding and says, "Ohsy Kasey!"

Next day, the cop is on patrol, sees that same drunk with the penguin waddling around on a string....
"Hey, I thought I told you to take that penguin  to the zoo!?!?"
Drunk looks shocked, "I did, he liked it, and I'm taking h-h-him to the library now!"
 
2014-08-26 11:15:55 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-26 01:23:44 PM  
We need Alliteration tag.
 
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