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(Optimal Human Modulation) Video If you woke up this morning thinking, "Man. I could go for a music video with a wicked-heavy-groove and scantily-clad, gyrating women rollerskating down a dark highway," well then. Prepare to be happy   (optimalhumanmodulation.com) divider line 100
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2014-08-25 11:31:37 AM  
That was pretty farkin groovy
 
2014-08-25 12:15:22 PM  
The song was decent enough to not distract from the scantily clad women.
 
2014-08-25 12:23:03 PM  
I clicked this mainly to watch enough of it to snark, but ended up watching the whole thing and am now interested in learning more about the singer. Scantily clad women or not, that was pretty cool.
 
2014-08-25 12:31:48 PM  
I enjoyed that groove.
 
2014-08-25 12:55:54 PM  
Meh.
 
2014-08-25 12:57:41 PM  
But I don't want to feel like a room without a roof.
 
2014-08-25 12:57:49 PM  
Have them enema'd and brought to my quarters.
 
2014-08-25 12:58:21 PM  
Pocket Ninja: Scantily clad women or not, that was pretty cool.

yes. yes it was.
 
2014-08-25 01:04:10 PM  
Starring: Candice Heiden, April Corley, Appleusa McGlynn,


www.whitehorseproductions.com

More graceful on roller skates than I expected.
 
2014-08-25 01:11:17 PM  

Crudbucket: Starring: Candice Heiden, April Corley, Appleusa McGlynn,


[www.whitehorseproductions.com image 450x354]

More graceful on roller skates than I expected.


Appleusa, why the long face?
 
2014-08-25 01:12:03 PM  
Pop princesses take note; that woman in the center is what a dancer actually looks like.
 
2014-08-25 01:12:54 PM  
That plot is way more intelligible than Dark Highway.
 
2014-08-25 01:18:31 PM  
I wake up every morning thinking that.
 
2014-08-25 01:24:03 PM  
 
2014-08-25 01:25:36 PM  
I appreciate the music as much as I appreciate watching the leg muscles flex.
 
2014-08-25 01:27:36 PM  
That was a good tune and a well choreographed vid.  Thanks, subby.
 
2014-08-25 01:30:04 PM  
Watching with the sound turned off, took nothing away from the arousing ability of that video.
 
2014-08-25 01:31:40 PM  
huh, so Chet Faker has made it to Fark now? Great news, he is and awesome singer.


Check out some of his other stuff.

Cover of No Diggity
 
2014-08-25 01:37:08 PM  

Crudbucket: Starring: Candice Heiden, April Corley, Appleusa McGlynn,


[www.whitehorseproductions.com image 450x354]

More graceful on roller skates than I expected.


You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
 
2014-08-25 01:37:21 PM  

cannotsuggestaname: huh, so Chet Faker has made it to Fark now? Great news, he is and awesome singer.


Check out some of his other stuff.

Cover of No Diggity


So much better, thanks!

Also, this is my idea of a "Heavy Groove". That was not it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KKLtyxqPGU
 
2014-08-25 01:38:52 PM  
You had me at "scantily-clad, gyrating women", subby.
 
2014-08-25 01:42:28 PM  
I watched the entire thing. Which says a lot.
 
2014-08-25 01:50:57 PM  
Meh. Standard modern music. Whining singer. Mechanical groove. More sex than song.
 
2014-08-25 01:52:26 PM  

Perlin Noise: cannotsuggestaname: huh, so Chet Faker has made it to Fark now? Great news, he is and awesome singer.


Check out some of his other stuff.

Cover of No Diggity

So much better, thanks!

Also, this is my idea of a "Heavy Groove". That was not it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KKLtyxqPGU


Incorrect.
 
2014-08-25 01:53:40 PM  
The shirt around the waist thing was unnecessary and annoying. But the chick in the green shirt more than made up for it.

Muted after about 16 seconds.
 
2014-08-25 01:54:15 PM  

Perlin Noise: cannotsuggestaname: huh, so Chet Faker has made it to Fark now? Great news, he is and awesome singer.


Check out some of his other stuff.

Cover of No Diggity

So much better, thanks!

Also, this is my idea of a "Heavy Groove". That was not it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KKLtyxqPGU



THAT is a heavy groove. Exactly. Good call.

/I'd also say Sly & the Family Stone would qualify.
//Hell, the Commodores had more heavy grooves than TFA's tune.
 
2014-08-25 01:55:06 PM  

Geoff Peterson: Perlin Noise: cannotsuggestaname: huh, so Chet Faker has made it to Fark now? Great news, he is and awesome singer.


Check out some of his other stuff.

Cover of No Diggity

So much better, thanks!

Also, this is my idea of a "Heavy Groove". That was not it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KKLtyxqPGU

Incorrect.


That's not "groove". That's "grunt".

Pantera couldn't groove if their lives depended on it.
 
2014-08-25 01:57:28 PM  

MooseBayou: Crudbucket: Starring: Candice Heiden, April Corley, Appleusa McGlynn,


[www.whitehorseproductions.com image 450x354]

More graceful on roller skates than I expected.

You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd.


Roger Filler fan?
 
2014-08-25 01:58:06 PM  

Zul the Magnificent: Have them enema'd and brought to my quarters.


In fact, David Lynch does wish he'd shot that.
 
2014-08-25 01:58:07 PM  

Geoff Peterson: Perlin Noise: cannotsuggestaname: huh, so Chet Faker has made it to Fark now? Great news, he is and awesome singer.


Check out some of his other stuff.

Cover of No Diggity

So much better, thanks!

Also, this is my idea of a "Heavy Groove". That was not it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KKLtyxqPGU

Incorrect.


gamersyndrome.com
 
2014-08-25 01:58:41 PM  
When I read "scantily-clad, gyrating women rollerskating down a dark highway" in a headline, I expect to see references to either Monty Python's "Meaning of Life" or at least a Benny Hill Yakkity Sax number.

For shame, FARK, for shame.

/unless making such a reference would be misogynistic, in which case good job, all, and carry on.
 
2014-08-25 02:02:01 PM  

Crudbucket: Starring: Candice Heiden, April Corley, Appleusa McGlynn,


[www.whitehorseproductions.com image 450x354]

More graceful on roller skates than I expected.


What's with the SJP pic?

/not a bookmark
 
2014-08-25 02:03:53 PM  

Perlin Noise: cannotsuggestaname: huh, so Chet Faker has made it to Fark now? Great news, he is and awesome singer.


Check out some of his other stuff.

Cover of No Diggity

So much better, thanks!

Also, this is my idea of a "Heavy Groove". That was not it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KKLtyxqPGU


Nice...damn, that woman had vanished from my synapses.
 
2014-08-25 02:05:43 PM  
Crap, another entry on my wish list.

happy happy
 
2014-08-25 02:12:01 PM  
very cool, thanks subby
 
2014-08-25 02:15:22 PM  

WilderKWight: Geoff Peterson: Perlin Noise: cannotsuggestaname: huh, so Chet Faker has made it to Fark now? Great news, he is and awesome singer.


Check out some of his other stuff.

Cover of No Diggity

So much better, thanks!

Also, this is my idea of a "Heavy Groove". That was not it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KKLtyxqPGU

Incorrect.

That's not "groove". That's "grunt".

Pantera couldn't groove if their lives depended on it.


Incorrect.
 
2014-08-25 02:15:32 PM  
Entombed , Lesbians and Toxic Avenger?
/seeing red.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWSNXppUdjc
 
2014-08-25 02:17:14 PM  

Geoff Peterson: WilderKWight: Geoff Peterson: Perlin Noise: cannotsuggestaname: huh, so Chet Faker has made it to Fark now? Great news, he is and awesome singer.


Check out some of his other stuff.

Cover of No Diggity

So much better, thanks!

Also, this is my idea of a "Heavy Groove". That was not it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KKLtyxqPGU

Incorrect.

That's not "groove". That's "grunt".

Pantera couldn't groove if their lives depended on it.

Incorrect.



That's still not anything like a groove. That's a rolling guitar fart. To groove, you've got to have soul and funk. Pantera has no funk, and I'm pretty sure they sold their soul.
 
2014-08-25 02:18:36 PM  
 
2014-08-25 02:20:22 PM  

WilderKWight: That's still not anything like a groove. That's a rolling guitar fart. To groove, you've got to have soul and funk. Pantera has no funk, and I'm pretty sure they sold their soul.


That's "heavy Groove" my friend. You may not like it, but it is. :)

Also pretty heavy groove.
 
2014-08-25 02:22:35 PM  
This thread is groovy.
 
2014-08-25 02:32:12 PM  

LewDux: Link
Link
Link


Thanks to Subby & LewDux... I have new tunes to listen to at work this afternoon.

\score
 
2014-08-25 02:35:14 PM  
Welcome to the 1970's
 
2014-08-25 02:37:46 PM  

WilderKWight: This is a groove:  http://youtu.be/S9uZOCEl7v0?t=9s


Solid choice there...
 
2014-08-25 02:39:12 PM  
farm4.staticflickr.com
Approves!
 
2014-08-25 02:43:23 PM  

PreMortem: I watched the entire thing. Which says a lot.


Same here.
 
2014-08-25 02:52:16 PM  
Where's their brother Sunset Sam?
 
2014-08-25 02:52:20 PM  
and here is an example of a heavy disco groove:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOx81aG-EN4

...mmm, love me some Bernard Edwards...

My idea of a metal/rock heavy groove
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my6bfA14vMQ

so tasty..
 
2014-08-25 02:55:58 PM  

Surly U. Jest: Crudbucket: Starring: Candice Heiden, April Corley, Appleusa McGlynn,


[www.whitehorseproductions.com image 450x354]

More graceful on roller skates than I expected.

Appleusa, why the long face?


She hays a sad.
 
2014-08-25 03:03:54 PM  
Can't watch now, but since there's so much positivity in the thread, I'm bookmarking for later. If I don't like it, I'm blaming every one of you.
 
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