2004-02-18 05:05:15 PM rickythepenguin
This isnt cool beer-flavored coke was my girlfreinds best friend, shes been crying all day, Japan was a real person.

Ha ha ha!! I know where you got that one! Good job!

Non-alcoholic beer. What's the point.

Better hurry up on getting that Skittle Beer patented.

DigitalD:

Beer, while I thouroughly enjoy it's company, tastes bad.

u r teh ghey!!!1!

drink it up. num num.

Beer flavored Coke? They have to do something. Since they ran out of saskra root, and their flagship product started tasting like ass, sales are down. Read more about that.
http://www.uncoveror.com/coke2.htm

Hope it can taste better than Vanilla coke.

Diogenes beat me to it, but s/he is right.

I have a Chinese friend that's done after half a Corona light. It's quite amusing.

All I saw was coke and beer. Where do I sign up?

Beer flavored Coke? They have to do something. Since they ran out of saskra root, and their flagship product started tasting like ass, sales are down. Read more about that.
http://www.uncoveror.com/coke2.htm

I call "bullshiat". No such species is listed in any botanical index, nor is it recognized by the International Association for Plant Taxonomy. Please provide a proper reference that this alleged "Saskra fortissima" ever existed in the first place. Indeed, not even the genus "Saskra" is listed. I have checked the major scientific indeces, as well, and none of them have a single article that mentions this plant.

Likewise, the moronic piece of shiat on that "Uncoveror" site ignores the fact that there is a small legal coca crop that DOES have extracts that go into coca-cola. A single factory in the USA is authorized (under very strict supervision) to make an essentially cocaine-free extract from the leaves for use as a flavoring.

Screw this. I want them to make alcoholic beer that tastes like coke, so that I can get my caffeine buzz as well as a beer buzz.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee late drunken code marathons!

Hey, I thought americans have been drinking Budweiser for years, whats the difference between that and shandy?

Ok, Shandy actually tastes more like beer...

sombotty might've said this allready, but what if ya had beer-flavored beer? sounds super-tasty to me.

We have that shiat over here in the U.K. It is called Supermalt and is farkin' nasty as I'll get out. What they need is to get the taste of Worchester sauce in a soda... Ahhhh! Steak!

Jabber
Hmm.. a drink that tastes like beer but has almost no alcohol. I don't get it.

As bad as that sounds, I have direct experience with something far, far worse. One fine day (in Risley) we had a "Worst Alcohol Ever" party. There were many truly vile entries. Just when it looked like "Watermelon Schnapps" would run away with 1st place, someone opened a bottle called "Old Breed," which labelled itself as a "Beer-Flavoured Liquer." It was, essentially, distilled beer.

It was awful.

The schnapps had offended probably about two-thirds of the tasters. "Old Breed" made everybody but one gag. He liked it so much, he rescued the mostly full bottle from the garbage.