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(Mirror.co.uk)   Gary Busey's girlfriend claims they were lovers in 32 previous lives and he's the sanest guy on TV   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2014-08-25 09:53:49 AM  
It's all been done.
 
2014-08-25 10:07:10 AM  
Hello lamp
 
2014-08-25 10:16:36 AM  

Chris Ween: Hello lamp


GARY BUSEY!!!!
 
2014-08-25 10:17:11 AM  
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2014-08-25 10:22:56 AM  
That's actually amazing and sort of touching. Someone as stable and grounded as Gary Busey found someone to be with who's even more stable and grounded.
 
2014-08-25 11:19:23 AM  
When Gary Busey appears sane to you, you might just be the Craziest Person in the World.
 
2014-08-25 11:27:25 AM  
 
2014-08-25 11:28:03 AM  
FIND SHIRLEY MACLAINE!!!
 
2014-08-25 11:38:50 AM  
I asked Penn Jillette what Gary was like off camera, whether he really behaved that way, or if it was all some sort of brilliant Andy Kaufman performance act, and he told that Gary was even worse off camera than he was on, and that he is mentally ill.
 
2014-08-25 01:01:50 PM  
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mhd
2014-08-25 01:16:30 PM  
I have a very wonderful psychic profiler in America...

The blonde hypnotherapist...


My god, it's full of woo.
 
2014-08-25 01:21:56 PM  

mhd: I have a very wonderful psychic profiler in America...

The blonde hypnotherapist...

My god, it's full of woo.


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Woo?
 
2014-08-25 01:22:23 PM  
In other words, it sounds like a perfect match...
 
2014-08-25 01:23:11 PM  
He's one of the most sand people.
 
2014-08-25 01:23:32 PM  

spman: I asked Penn Jillette what Gary was like off camera, whether he really behaved that way, or if it was all some sort of brilliant Andy Kaufman performance act, and he told that Gary was even worse off camera than he was on, and that he is mentally ill.


Tom Wilson did an hour long podcast on how bat shiat insane and horrible to work with Busey is.
 
2014-08-25 01:24:17 PM  
"Hello, pants" gets me every time.
 
2014-08-25 01:24:53 PM  
Well, have you seen the other people on TV?
 
2014-08-25 01:25:54 PM  

Somaticasual: In other words, it sounds like a perfect match...


My thought exactly.
 
2014-08-25 01:27:22 PM  

spman: I asked Penn Jillette what Gary was like off camera, whether he really behaved that way, or if it was all some sort of brilliant Andy Kaufman performance act, and he told that Gary was even worse off camera than he was on, and that he is mentally ill brain damaged


FTFY.

He's never been completely stable, but he really went off the deep end after the accident and he's never fully come back.
 
2014-08-25 01:30:52 PM  
Wait, wait, wait....isn't Gary Busey in reality, Nick Nolte?
 
2014-08-25 01:35:06 PM  
"...her parnter [is] fine and is actually one of the most sand people taking part."

wat
 
2014-08-25 01:35:16 PM  
Gary Busey's girlfriend...

This I gotta see.

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Huh. Much more attractive than I would've imagined.


Can I get a Fark ruling on this one, please? If the possessor of the dick is also crazy, does the "don't stick your dick in crazy" rule still apply?
 
2014-08-25 01:39:10 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Gary Busey's girlfriend...

This I gotta see.

[i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]

Huh. Much more attractive than I would've imagined.


Can I get a Fark ruling on this one, please? If the possessor of the dick is also crazy, does the "don't stick your dick in crazy" rule still apply?


As long as they never, ever, ever, EVER reproduce, it's fine.

/never
//ever
//not ever
 
2014-08-25 01:42:16 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Gary Busey's girlfriend...

This I gotta see.

[i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]

Huh. Much more attractive than I would've imagined.


Can I get a Fark ruling on this one, please? If the possessor of the dick is also crazy, does the "don't stick your dick in crazy" rule still apply?


I believe it counts as a double negative. Let the crazy train roll forth!
 
2014-08-25 01:52:28 PM  
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2014-08-25 01:53:30 PM  
So, Gary Busey and his girlfriend are just the latest (wingless) incarnation?
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2014-08-25 01:56:20 PM  
I've found that people will leave you alone at work if you do a good job, complete your work on time, and dress as a crazy person.   I already have the shirt, but I a pair of those pant to complete the ensemble.


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2014-08-25 01:57:46 PM  

namegoeshere: Sin_City_Superhero: Gary Busey's girlfriend...

This I gotta see.

[i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]

Huh. Much more attractive than I would've imagined.


Can I get a Fark ruling on this one, please? If the possessor of the dick is also crazy, does the "don't stick your dick in crazy" rule still apply?

As long as they never, ever, ever, EVER reproduce, it's fine.

/never
//ever
//not ever


Eh, Jake Busey turned out... okay?  Little toothy, though
 
2014-08-25 02:03:19 PM  
Teddy Jack Eddie
 
2014-08-25 02:04:19 PM  

mhd: I have a very wonderful psychic profiler in America...

The blonde hypnotherapist...

My god, it's full of woo.


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Busey! Farksucker!
 
2014-08-25 02:04:33 PM  
Whoah.  So there really  IS a lid for every pot?
 
2014-08-25 02:05:04 PM  
> [Busey] also fought and died at the Battle of the Alamo in Texas in 1986

Sounds about right.
 
2014-08-25 02:05:48 PM  
According to Steffanie, the mother of Gary's four-year-old son Luke, her parnter also fought and died at the Battle of the Alamo in Texas in 1986 and she has helped him to find out details about his previous existences.


You had one job.

/Texan
 
2014-08-25 02:06:56 PM  
i'm sure that gary busey isn't as insane as he pretends to be.  he's probably like twice as insane as that.
 
2014-08-25 02:07:12 PM  
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Any excuse to post this...
 
2014-08-25 02:11:34 PM  
What if he is the most sane person in Hollywood? What then?
 
2014-08-25 02:25:13 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Huh. Much more attractive than I would've imagined.


Crazy tends to be hot, because if it wasn't hot, it wouldn't reproduce.
 
2014-08-25 02:49:40 PM  
*scans headline*

......................

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2014-08-25 02:53:48 PM  

Bonanza Jellybean: "...her parnter [is] fine and is actually one of the most sand people taking part."

wat


It means he'll be back soon.

And in greater numbers.

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2014-08-25 02:58:20 PM  
Doesn't one of Newton's Laws cover this: for every maxim, there is an equal, and opposite, maxim.  Thus, the maxim, "don't stick your dick in crazy," inversely becomes "let your vagina be stuck by crazy."  And thus, the universe is balanced again.
 
2014-08-25 03:00:56 PM  

bhcompy: namegoeshere: Sin_City_Superhero: Gary Busey's girlfriend...

This I gotta see.

[i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]

Huh. Much more attractive than I would've imagined.


Can I get a Fark ruling on this one, please? If the possessor of the dick is also crazy, does the "don't stick your dick in crazy" rule still apply?

As long as they never, ever, ever, EVER reproduce, it's fine.

/never
//ever
//not ever

Eh, Jake Busey turned out... okay?  Little toothy, though


gary was not anywhere near as crazy before his motorcycle wreck (1988)
jake was born in 1971
gary and his gf have a child who was born in 2010

since most of his crazy was caused from brain damage in that wreck, i doubt it's passed on to any children
 
2014-08-25 03:05:32 PM  

bungle_jr: bhcompy: namegoeshere: Sin_City_Superhero: Gary Busey's girlfriend...

This I gotta see.

[i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]

Huh. Much more attractive than I would've imagined.


Can I get a Fark ruling on this one, please? If the possessor of the dick is also crazy, does the "don't stick your dick in crazy" rule still apply?

As long as they never, ever, ever, EVER reproduce, it's fine.

/never
//ever
//not ever

Eh, Jake Busey turned out... okay?  Little toothy, though

gary was not anywhere near as crazy before his motorcycle wreck (1988)
jake was born in 1971
gary and his gf have a child who was born in 2010

since most of his crazy was caused from brain damage in that wreck, i doubt it's passed on to any children


True, but can you imagine being parented by that? That'll f*ck you up even if you start off genetically sort of okay.

*shudder*

God bless nannies. I hope they have them 24/7.
 
2014-08-25 03:07:48 PM  

bungle_jr: bhcompy: namegoeshere: Sin_City_Superhero: Gary Busey's girlfriend...

This I gotta see.

[i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]

Huh. Much more attractive than I would've imagined.


Can I get a Fark ruling on this one, please? If the possessor of the dick is also crazy, does the "don't stick your dick in crazy" rule still apply?

As long as they never, ever, ever, EVER reproduce, it's fine.

/never
//ever
//not ever

Eh, Jake Busey turned out... okay?  Little toothy, though

gary was not anywhere near as crazy before his motorcycle wreck (1988)
jake was born in 1971
gary and his gf have a child who was born in 2010

since most of his crazy was caused from brain damage in that wreck, i doubt it's passed on to any children


Whenever someone tells you motorcycle helmets make no difference point out Gary Busey.
 
2014-08-25 03:19:18 PM  

Tom_Slick: bungle_jr: bhcompy: namegoeshere: Sin_City_Superhero: Gary Busey's girlfriend...

This I gotta see.

[i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]

Huh. Much more attractive than I would've imagined.


Can I get a Fark ruling on this one, please? If the possessor of the dick is also crazy, does the "don't stick your dick in crazy" rule still apply?

As long as they never, ever, ever, EVER reproduce, it's fine.

/never
//ever
//not ever

Eh, Jake Busey turned out... okay?  Little toothy, though

gary was not anywhere near as crazy before his motorcycle wreck (1988)
jake was born in 1971
gary and his gf have a child who was born in 2010

since most of his crazy was caused from brain damage in that wreck, i doubt it's passed on to any children

Whenever someone tells you motorcycle helmets make no difference point out Gary Busey.


this!
 
2014-08-25 03:31:34 PM  

JohnnyCanuck: Wait, wait, wait....isn't Gary Busey in reality, Nick Nolte?


When he's not taking his Jekyll treatment, yes.
 
2014-08-25 03:34:11 PM  

LibertyHiller: "Hello, pants" gets me every time.


Goddamn right.

It's the way he delivers it.  It's not just a follow up line to the hello lamp.  He really is genuinely excited to talk to his pants.

Oscar-worthy performance, or batshiat crazy?
 
2014-08-25 03:42:59 PM  
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2014-08-25 03:56:43 PM  

Zuzax: [img.fark.net image 608x609]

Any excuse to post this...



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Lions, tigers and bears....oh my!
 
2014-08-25 04:08:40 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Gary Busey's girlfriend...

This I gotta see.

[i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]

Huh. Much more attractive than I would've imagined.


Can I get a Fark ruling on this one, please? If the possessor of the dick is also crazy, does the "don't stick your dick in crazy" rule still apply?


That picture begs for a face swap
 
2014-08-25 04:11:27 PM  
obviously a vortex is involved
 
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