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(Huffington Post)   Crist wants his old job back. Well surely he must be the son of God   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
    More: Obvious, Charlie Crist, Miami Gardens, Obama, Republican governors, black churches, Miami-Dade, South Florida, Senate campaign  
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2014-08-25 09:16:47 AM  
img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-08-25 09:25:26 AM  
Sorry, Voldamort Scott will buy the governorship again.
 
2014-08-25 10:25:11 AM  
img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-08-25 12:02:39 PM  
Crist: what an asshole.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-08-25 01:00:21 PM  
Jesus, Christ!
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-08-25 01:01:20 PM  

vpb: Jesus, Christ!


Crist dammit!
 
2014-08-25 04:04:35 PM  
saintpetersblog.com

Thou shalt not enact tort reform!
 
2014-08-25 05:31:10 PM  
I don't think Floridians were terribly impressed with Suntan Charlie the first time around.
 
2014-08-25 05:35:17 PM  
I don't think Shirley is the son of God, I could be wrong though.
 
2014-08-25 05:39:11 PM  
I will hold my nose and vote for him.
 
2014-08-25 05:40:11 PM  
The miracle of transderpstantiation: all those crackers represent the body of Crist.
 
2014-08-25 05:41:20 PM  
So he's trying to resurrect his political career, so to speak?
 
2014-08-25 05:42:30 PM  

somedude210: [img3.wikia.nocookie.net image 361x327]


WINNER.

And exactly what I thought of.
 
2014-08-25 05:45:37 PM  

Mugato: Sorry, Voldamort Scott will buy the governorship again.


Yup

phenn: I don't think Floridians were terribly impressed with Suntan Charlie the first time around.


He wasn't Derpy enough
 
2014-08-25 05:47:03 PM  
Put a D in front of your name and low-information voters will vote for you.
 
2014-08-25 05:50:24 PM  

smitty04: Put a D in front of your name and low-information voters will vote for you.


george dickbush
 
2014-08-25 05:52:04 PM  
i34.tinypic.com
 
2014-08-25 05:54:37 PM  

smitty04: Put a D in front of your name and low-information voters will vote for you.


my Limbaughot detector is going crazy right now.  it's was the "low-info" comment for sure, which is hilarious because everyone who listens to Limbaugh is getting opinion rather than information.
 
2014-08-25 05:54:59 PM  
Did he ever find someone to build an interocitor?

i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-25 05:55:07 PM  
fc04.deviantart.net
 
2014-08-25 06:05:13 PM  

Snapper Carr: Did he ever find someone to build an interocitor?

[i.imgur.com image 650x446]


Hahahaha!
 
2014-08-25 06:30:36 PM  
www.sunshinestatenews.com
 
2014-08-25 06:41:52 PM  
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TrollingForColumbine: I will hold my nose and vote for him.


If I have to - but I am still looking into Nan Rich ( ? ). Afraid to split the vote and have he-who-we-wont-name back, though.
 
2014-08-25 06:42:52 PM  

Isitoveryet: smitty04: Put a D in front of your name and low-information voters will vote for you.

my Limbaughot detector is going crazy right now.  it's was the "low-info" comment for sure, which is hilarious because everyone who listens to Limbaugh is getting opinion rather than information.


cdn2-b.examiner.com

It's an older troll, sir, but it checks out.
 
2014-08-25 06:59:14 PM  
"surely he must be the son of God  "

Could you say that with a little more awe ?

Awww, surely he must be the son of God
 
2014-08-25 07:09:07 PM  
Those sound like Republican values.shark-tank.net
 
2014-08-25 07:15:35 PM  

StrikitRich: Thou shalt not enact tort reform!


img4.wikia.nocookie.net
Tort "reform" is a scam for corporations to dodge responsibility for injuring their customers, employees, and/or third parties.
 
2014-08-25 07:18:49 PM  
You can say anything at all you want about Crist and I won't argue with you. But unless Crist blew up Alderaan, tried to make a suit out of women's skins, tormented Jack Nicholson in a mental ward or tried to hire Keanu Reeves into his law firm, all before breakfast, I'm voting against Scott.
 
2014-08-25 07:40:41 PM  
Get him a job at Jesus Burger.
 
2014-08-25 07:52:04 PM  
I'd like to see Crist unseat Bat Boy's rightarded love chile but the derp in Florida may run too deep for that.
 
2014-08-25 08:09:26 PM  
"I've seen the light and I'm a Democrat! A Florida Democrat! Praise God!"

Now this is how you shamelessly pander, folks!
 
2014-08-25 08:11:59 PM  

phenn: I don't think Floridians were terribly impressed with Suntan Charlie the first time around.


Yeah but most...and I includemy hard core conservative friends despise scott...it's going to be the race of the governor Floridians dislike vs the governor Floridians hate. I'll be very surprised is scott wins. But I was surprised by W Bush 's reelection.
 
2014-08-25 08:30:36 PM  

WDFark think for a second: I'll be very surprised is scott wins. But I was surprised by W Bush 's reelection.


Scott has a lot of money and a lot of powerful people on his side. It doesn't that Crist is a pussy and isn't going after Scott for all the various corruption.
 
2014-08-25 08:36:50 PM  

Mugato: WDFark think for a second: I'll be very surprised is scott wins. But I was surprised by W Bush 's reelection.

Scott has a lot of money and a lot of powerful people on his side. It doesn't that Crist is a pussy and isn't going after Scott for all the various corruption.


You say that...but the very first campaign ad I saw months ago was going after scott about his biggest medicare fraud history FWIW.
 
2014-08-25 08:45:54 PM  

WDFark think for a second: Mugato: WDFark think for a second: I'll be very surprised is scott wins. But I was surprised by W Bush 's reelection.

Scott has a lot of money and a lot of powerful people on his side. It doesn't that Crist is a pussy and isn't going after Scott for all the various corruption.

You say that...but the very first campaign ad I saw months ago was going after scott about his biggest medicare fraud history FWIW.


And the response from the Scott camp was (seriously) "why are we talking about such old news?"
 
2014-08-25 09:01:39 PM  

phenn: I don't think Floridians were terribly impressed with Suntan Charlie the first time around.


I think Floridians liked Crist more when he was Governor, than now.  It is a weird thing, this non-stop mud slinging thing the Republicans do.  Rick Scott hasn't done much... good.  But he has a knack for doing just enough well publicized to be able to smear anyone else over.  For example, they are running Scott as an environmental crusader, in regards to Everglades restoration.  And of course, that makes Crist a pro-business Everglades destroyer.  farking Florida, man.
 
2014-08-25 09:06:46 PM  

WDFark think for a second: Mugato: WDFark think for a second: I'll be very surprised is scott wins. But I was surprised by W Bush 's reelection.

Scott has a lot of money and a lot of powerful people on his side. It doesn't that Crist is a pussy and isn't going after Scott for all the various corruption.

You say that...but the very first campaign ad I saw months ago was going after scott about his biggest medicare fraud history FWIW.


The only ads I've seen were then battling on who was better on education. But Crist didn't mention that Scott cut education funds before it was politically advantageous for him to raise them again.

/doesn't give a shiat about education
//does give a shiat about Scott constantly fleecing the state and declaring the 5th 100s of time
 
2014-08-25 09:34:43 PM  
TrollingForColumbine: I will hold my nose and vote for him

parasol: If I have to - but I am still looking into Nan Rich ( ? ). Afraid to split the vote and have he-who-we-wont-name back, though.

There are too many old farts in the state for a woman who openly supports gay rights and too many rednecks for a woman who urges strict gun control laws to win. Christ is our only hope to beat Scott.

Scott has more for sale tags on him than Minnie Pearl, but that's not the worst of it. Up here in the panhandle, his political appointees have been some of the biggest crooks in the area; especially on the legal side. They have been pulling some absolutely startling shenanigans, and most times this makes taxes and user fees go up. People are starting to notice this big time and are now asking "who put this jackass into office"? And then cussing the answer: Rick Scott.

So despite his money advantage, Scott is definitely beatable. But not by a flaming liberal like Nan Rich.
I'm holding my nose and voting for Christ, too.
 
2014-08-25 09:48:42 PM  

Mugato: WDFark think for a second: Mugato: WDFark think for a second: I'll be very surprised is scott wins. But I was surprised by W Bush 's reelection.

Scott has a lot of money and a lot of powerful people on his side. It doesn't that Crist is a pussy and isn't going after Scott for all the various corruption.

You say that...but the very first campaign ad I saw months ago was going after scott about his biggest medicare fraud history FWIW.

The only ads I've seen were then battling on who was better on education. But Crist didn't mention that Scott cut education funds before it was politically advantageous for him to raise them again.

/doesn't give a shiat about education
//does give a shiat about Scott constantly fleecing the state and declaring the 5th 100s of time


This. The fact scott has never had charges that stick brought against him speak volumes in my mind of how effed up the mega rich have incredible influence in politics and the justice system.

/FU scott...you don't love Florida you hate her and despite being a fark joke some educated people like really love this state...I've even considered getting a classy non visible (for professional dress code my field requires) dedicated to the state.
//Scott just leave...go!
 
2014-08-25 09:54:05 PM  

quatchi: rightarded love chile


Lawton, please!
 
2014-08-26 12:12:02 AM  
Greenlight something already
 
2014-08-26 12:23:32 AM  
Hard to imagine a time when old Charlie would seem like a long lost friend.  Amazingly, he wasn't a terrible governor.  Although this time around, mark my words, they're going to out him.  There are just too many people that know about him sneaking boys in through the kitchen, and the Republican establishment that covered it all up before he defected is going to "leak" that as soon as he is a real threat for the office.  It'll be very interesting to see how that all plays out with the highly politicized nature of gay marriage these days.  I wonder if he will continue to deny as he has.
 
2014-08-26 12:35:31 AM  

derpes_simplex: Although this time around, mark my words, they're going to out him


Unless they were underage, I don't give a fark.
 
2014-08-26 12:42:52 AM  
I don't either. But we're talking about Florida... Most folks aren't so hip yet.
 
2014-08-26 12:53:43 AM  

flamark: quatchi: rightarded love chile

Lawton, please!


Okay, I lol'd
 
2014-08-26 01:49:03 AM  
I don't give a sh*t who wins as long as we get Scott out if there.

I'd vote for my lawn chair if I thought we could unseat our current Governor.

And I genuinely, truly hope that some piece of sh*t unpaid intern working on his staff reads this. Because f*ck you.
 
2014-08-26 02:22:14 AM  
You have to go thru me first Crist.  I'm voting for Nan Rich tomorrow.  Probably won't do anything but I'll be damn if I ain't making my voice heard at least.
 
2014-08-26 07:55:06 AM  

TinyFist: I don't give a sh*t who wins as long as we get Scott out if there.

I'd vote for my lawn chair if I thought we could unseat our current Governor.

And I genuinely, truly hope that some piece of sh*t unpaid intern working on his staff reads this. Because f*ck you.


Can I vote for you lawn chair too?

I don't particularly care for Crist, but I don't think I can acquire a basalisk tooth to take care of the current governor.

/Hopefully all we need is a reason to vote that isn't a prescription for weed.
 
2014-08-26 07:56:28 AM  

Benni K Rok: TinyFist: I don't give a sh*t who wins as long as we get Scott out if there.

I'd vote for my lawn chair if I thought we could unseat our current Governor.

And I genuinely, truly hope that some piece of sh*t unpaid intern working on his staff reads this. Because f*ck you.

Can I vote for you lawn chair too?

I don't particularly care for Crist, but I don't think I can acquire a basalisk tooth to take care of the current governor.

/Hopefully all we need is a reason to vote that isn't a prescription for weed.


I ordered a hammock yesterday from woot.

LAWNCHAIR/HAMMOCK 2014?
 
2014-08-26 09:03:24 AM  

RexTalionis: [img3.wikia.nocookie.net image 700x380]


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
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