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(Phys Org2)   Massive robot brain currently downloading the entire Internet so it can tell other robots when it's time to push us down the stairs of our retirement homes   (phys.org) divider line 22
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-08-25 09:28:30 AM  
Did Gawker scrub the rape GIFs in time?
 
2014-08-25 09:53:52 AM  
That is a lot of porn it is going to have. I'm even more scared of the robolution now.
 
2014-08-25 10:54:16 AM  
This is why I have Old Glory insurance.
 
2014-08-25 10:57:24 AM  
If robo brain tries to download archive.org, and archive.org tries to download robo brain, what would happen?
 
2014-08-25 10:57:59 AM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-25 10:59:32 AM  
Check out the big brain on Robo!
 
2014-08-25 11:02:38 AM  
What about the robots that are going to shove us down the stairs subby?

/I don't have stairs in my house to go stand by.
 
2014-08-25 11:04:13 AM  
I'm helping the robots by posting this. Please don't kill me robots. I want to help!
 
2014-08-25 11:10:38 AM  

Caffienatedjedi: That is a lot of porn it is going to have. I'm even more scared of the robolution now.


I don't think a robochauvinist pig can replace my ogling.
 
2014-08-25 11:43:32 AM  
The book Robopocalypse actually had that scene, when the murderous AI first started attacking humanity to kill everyone off. In a Japanese retirement home a key character was staying in, the evil computer turned the AC up way high in the stairwells and then turned on the sprinklers cause the stairs to get slippery with ice, then it turned off the lights in the stairwells, and started herding residents down the stairs with the nursing robots to kill them.
 
2014-08-25 11:47:39 AM  
Well, time to tell Lara to get to work helping me build a shuttle for our infant son, Cal.
 
2014-08-25 12:23:54 PM  
Is the robot brain named basilisk by any chance?
 
2014-08-25 12:32:36 PM  

Free Radical: Is the robot brain named basilisk by any chance?


Hush, you.
 
2014-08-25 01:26:01 PM  
Please go stand by the stairs . . . so I can protect you
 
2014-08-25 01:45:42 PM  
Only to protect us from the terrible secret of space.
 
2014-08-25 02:24:17 PM  
marie-str.com
/oblig
 
2014-08-25 03:20:37 PM  

Caffienatedjedi: That is a lot of porn it is going to have. I'm even more scared of the robolution now.


www.cheatmasters.com
 
2014-08-25 03:44:22 PM  
My tumblr full of S+M gifs will stop robobrain dead in its tracks.

If not, we'll have to rely on the comments section at Yahoo News.
 
2014-08-25 06:21:30 PM  
Pak Chooie UNF
 
2014-08-25 09:41:26 PM  
Holy nuts!  An even BIGGER BRAIN?
 
2014-08-26 12:30:14 AM  
So they're trying to create an artificial intelligence by exposing it to vast amounts of natural unintelligence?

Good luck with that.
 
2014-08-26 02:07:46 AM  
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
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