Aar1012: I had a small group of friends at university and we would drink wine on the weekends when we hung out. A box of wine was just enough to get us good and drunk. It wasn't bad if you knew what to get. Stuff has come a long way from Franzia.Would I drink it during a nice dinner? NoWould I drink it to get hammered with friends? Yes
1, cut a hole in a box2, put that slop in that box3, make her open the boxAnd that's the way you do itIt's my wine in a box!
Christmas: wine in a box,Hanukkah: wine in a box,Kwanzaa: wine in a box!
bittermang: Steps for enjoying a fine wine:1. Pay too much money. 2. wrestle with the corkscrew, or invest in an expensive complicated device to "simplify" things. 3. Find a stopper because you can't put the farking cork back in. 4. Pretend you're happy spending too much money while worrying about keeping the rest of your wine fresh.Steps for enjoying a boxed wine:1. Pay a reasonable price. 2. Press the button, enjoy the wine, don't worry about opening, storing or keeping it. 3. Not drunk enough yet? Press button, enjoy more wine.Boxed wine #FTW. Sick tag? Submitter is a tool.
mikebdoss: A lot of people are adverse to boxed wine because for a long time, only crappy wine came in boxes. Same goes with beer in cans. Gotta look at the product and not the packaging.
catusr: I drink boxed wine. It is cheap and so am I.
PanicMan: And now I get to teach you how to play Franzia-ball. This should be played outdoors, the more people the better.Take the bag of wine out of the box, and have everyone stand in a circle. Start tossing the bag of wine back and forth. The rule is you drink from the bag if you don't catch it. Throw it to whoever you want, ideally the person who isn't paying attention or is to drunk to catch. There are no rules on how hard you throw it. Best played at twilight or around a campfire, making it harder to see.Note: this is a bad idea and will likely lead to other bad ideas and pregnancy.
Dahnkster: My sister-in-law brought this one to the house last week. I enjoyed it very much. Enough to go out and get one for myself. I did a very quick Google search, and it consistently makes most of the '10 Best' lists for wine in a box. To some of you, I'm sure that may comparable to the '10 Least Painful STDs' . But if you would like to try a decent cab, at around $20 for a 3 liter box, it is much better than some of the unknown red wines I've tried while dining out.[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x1133]
laid back w/bud light: Cheap jag without all the extra recycleables.
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