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(TMZ)   Rapper Suge Knight shot twice after leaving a VMA party and going to his car, hit in the stomach and arm and currently in surgery. It's almost as if someone was waiting to ambush him. The VMAs have been quite dangerous this year   (tmz.com) divider line 84
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2014-08-24 12:44:37 PM  
Is it 1994 already?
 
2014-08-24 12:50:11 PM  

a4.files.biography.com

Word to ya mutha, biatch!

 
2014-08-24 12:57:45 PM  
 
2014-08-24 01:02:08 PM  
A guy that big and they couldn't hit a vital organ? Who shot him, stormtroopers?
 
2014-08-24 01:04:38 PM  
FTFA: "Family sources say Suge was shot 6 times."

Some people are taking this whole "I am Mike Brown" thing way too seriously.
 
2014-08-24 01:29:48 PM  
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2014-08-24 01:31:30 PM  

Elegy: FTFA: "Family sources say Suge was shot 6 times."

Some people are taking this whole "I am Mike Brown" thing way too seriously.


Okay, maybe it's because I'm drunk and stoned, but I laughed at that.
 
2014-08-24 01:35:42 PM  
Hope he dies shiatting himself.
 
2014-08-24 01:37:09 PM  
They couldn't have hit Bieber?!?! That douche is gonna live forever!
 
2014-08-24 01:37:09 PM  
Guessing Taylor Swift?
 
2014-08-24 01:44:18 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: [a4.files.biography.com image 300x300]

Word to ya mutha, biatch!


You magnificent bastard.
 
2014-08-24 01:44:46 PM  
I'm just surprised they finally got around to this considering how he figured with all this Tupac/Biggie crap.

Hope this is a wake-up call to Bieber too. Sanctity of human life and all that.
 
2014-08-24 01:49:30 PM  

rjakobi: I'm just surprised they finally got around to this considering how he figured with all this Tupac/Biggie crap.

Hope this is a wake-up call to Bieber too. Sanctity of human life and all that.


Nooo. We're all pretty much hoping bieber gets shot.
 
2014-08-24 01:53:10 PM  
CNN has this on top of its website as breaking news.

Nope, nothing else important going on in the world right now.

/sigh
 
2014-08-24 02:03:43 PM  
So they're trying to suggest that the intended victim was someone else, but Suge managed to somehow get in front of 6 stray bullets? I'm not quite buying that line of logic, but I guess if anyone deserves that kind of 'luck'....
 
2014-08-24 02:07:50 PM  
Accordin to Salon.com, white privilege shot Suge Knight and killed Tupac.
 
2014-08-24 02:08:15 PM  
Gee, rappers. Who the fark is surprised?
 
2014-08-24 02:08:28 PM  

thesloppy: So they're trying to suggest that the intended victim was someone else, but Suge managed to somehow get in front of 6 stray bullets? I'm not quite buying that line of logic, but I guess if anyone deserves that kind of 'luck'....


Drive-by shooters are notoriously bad aims, and Suge is a fat motherfarker.
 
2014-08-24 02:09:45 PM  
Guys. Have you prayed for Omarion yet?
 
2014-08-24 02:13:33 PM  
Did they get this confused with The Source Awards?
 
2014-08-24 02:16:02 PM  

Turfshoe: CNN has this on top of its website as breaking news.

Nope, nothing else important going on in the world right now.

/sigh


CNN is the worst.
 
2014-08-24 02:24:17 PM  
Nemo's Brother:

Drive-by shooters are notoriously bad aims, and Suge is a fat motherfarker.

Totally...but it's not like you're required to yell out the name of your intended target as you drive by. If the dude who catches the most bullets is also the kind of fellow who might be in line for the most bullets, it seems like a bit of a stretch to suggest "Oh, those dudes were probably shooting at Bieber".
 
2014-08-24 02:26:04 PM  
I wonder if he has health insurance.
 
2014-08-24 02:28:26 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Gee, rappers. Who the fark is surprised?


You thinking Suge Knight and Chris Brown are rappers says it all.
 
2014-08-24 02:34:32 PM  
We just watched the 30 Rock episode where Tracy Jordan is terrified of Ridiculus (a producer who hung Suge Knight out a window) and doesn't want to go to the Source awards because it's a tradition to get shot there.

Whoah.
 
2014-08-24 02:36:42 PM  

REO-Weedwagon: unfarkingbelievable: Gee, rappers. Who the fark is surprised?

You thinking Suge Knight and Chris Brown are rappers says it all.


This.
 
2014-08-24 02:39:31 PM  
They could have taken out both Chris Brown and Justin Bieber and missed? THEY WOULD HAVE GOTTEN A FREAKIN MEDAL IF THEY SUCCEEDED!
 
2014-08-24 02:39:44 PM  

Nemo's Brother: thesloppy: So they're trying to suggest that the intended victim was someone else, but Suge managed to somehow get in front of 6 stray bullets? I'm not quite buying that line of logic, but I guess if anyone deserves that kind of 'luck'....

Drive-by shooters are notoriously bad aims, and Suge is a fat motherfarker.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhbrAkY_58s
/NSFW
 
2014-08-24 02:39:51 PM  
I hope that the bullets Suge was shot with were also covered in Ebola.
 
2014-08-24 02:41:17 PM  
Let me guess, shot by a white cop while innocently helping a grandma across the street.
 
2014-08-24 02:44:31 PM  
I'm shocked people with gang affiliations are getting shot at by rival gangs.
 
2014-08-24 02:45:00 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Gee, rappers. Who the fark is surprised?


Hey, i'm white too!
 
2014-08-24 02:45:27 PM  

Cat Food Sandwiches: Let me guess, shot by a white cop while innocently helping a grandma across the street.


No, shot by mods for using b-word
 
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2014-08-24 02:53:20 PM  

LewDux: Cat Food Sandwiches: Let me guess, shot by a white cop while innocently helping a grandma across the street.

No, shot by mods for using b-word


Bigger?
 
2014-08-24 02:58:21 PM  
How come no one shoots female rappers?
 
2014-08-24 02:59:51 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Gee, rappers. Who the fark is surprised?


I am. It's unfarkingbelievable!
 
2014-08-24 03:02:56 PM  
Primitive Screwhead:

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FTFY
 
2014-08-24 03:08:38 PM  
Call in the National Guard.
 
2014-08-24 03:08:40 PM  

poonesfarm: A guy that big and they couldn't hit a vital organ? Who shot him, stormtroopers?


Hey, it's not easy for a hologram to hold a gun.

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2014-08-24 03:33:21 PM  
I am the only one who finds this funny?

ll-media.tmz.com
 
2014-08-24 03:35:43 PM  
If you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket!: 'This is a rap killing! Let's get outta here!'
 
2014-08-24 03:43:31 PM  
What a tragedy for music and humanity in general.
 
2014-08-24 03:56:52 PM  

REO-Weedwagon: unfarkingbelievable: Gee, rappers. Who the fark is surprised?

You thinking Suge Knight and Chris Brown are rappers says it all.


Well they ain't musicians.
 
2014-08-24 03:57:07 PM  
"Oh, Suge."

- Nancy Gribble
 
2014-08-24 04:17:09 PM  

LewDux: Primitive Screwhead:

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FTFY


Not coffee, not beer. No it had to be a mouthful of spaghetti that went everywhere.
 
2014-08-24 04:18:27 PM  
Does VMA stand for Ventilate the Mega-Assholes?
 
2014-08-24 04:31:33 PM  
It couldn't happen to a more deserving asshole.
 
2014-08-24 04:34:07 PM  
He was shot at another pre-VMA party in 2005 and sued Kanye over it. Maybe he should just stop going to pre-VMA parties?
 
2014-08-24 05:07:48 PM  
Suge Knight is a rapper?
 
2014-08-24 05:09:59 PM  
Considering that everything since the 90s doesn't qualify as music, the VMAs are really Video Noise Awards...  gunshots are part of the soundtrack anyway..
 
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