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(Some Guy)   Nigerian article explaining Ebola stays sane for the first sentence, then spends seventeen paragraphs showing why it's a bad idea to surf Pravda's web site, listen to AM talk radio and read too much Dan Brown   (blogs.premiumtimesng.com) divider line 93
    More: Stupid, Government of the United States, ruling classes, control structure, political class, secret society, Ebola  
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2014-08-24 11:14:18 AM  
They eat the poo poo.
 
2014-08-24 11:22:30 AM  
i dunno... those all seem like pretty basic points to me, submitter.
 
2014-08-24 11:58:35 AM  
Oh great....Nigeria's answer to Alex Jones.
 
2014-08-24 11:59:11 AM  

FlashHarry: i dunno... those all seem like pretty basic points to me, submitter.


yeah. I was like, "well...he's not wrong..."
 
2014-08-24 12:00:30 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-24 12:00:36 PM  
You should avoid reading Dan Brown on your own. Avoiding ebola is a just a bonus.
 
2014-08-24 12:01:55 PM  
Niderpia.
 
2014-08-24 12:02:37 PM  
Permit me to end this contribution with a simple yet compelling assertion.  In my view the most devastating, crippling and deadly disease that confronts humanity today is not ebola, aids, cancer or heart disease but rather it is ignorance.

Columnist rolls for self-awareness.

1!  Critical failure!
 
2014-08-24 12:04:40 PM  
"Yet even though many may harbour deep suspicions about the role of the United States of America in this ugly episode and even though many may finger her "

stopped reading there, had to go fap
 
2014-08-24 12:05:44 PM  
That guy's Da Bomb, what's his Fark handle?
 
2014-08-24 12:05:58 PM  
I dunno.  He had me going until he started holding up David Icke.  I mean, we all know that the Illuminati exists, but Mr. Icke is psychotic.
 
2014-08-24 12:06:22 PM  

Phineas: "Yet even though many may harbour deep suspicions about the role of the United States of America in this ugly episode and even though many may finger her "

stopped reading there, had to go fap


That's a damn big finger, dude.
 
2014-08-24 12:06:52 PM  
"People are also dying from vaccinations. Evan, my son, died in front of me for two minutes"
blogs.babycenter.com
 
2014-08-24 12:09:08 PM  
What in every fark did I just read?!
 
2014-08-24 12:15:44 PM  
Sounds just like a right-wing radio nutbag but with different talking points.
 
2014-08-24 12:16:08 PM  

Shadowe: What in every fark did I just read?!


Want some real fun go to timecube.com and read it over and over till it begins to make sense, trust me the guys in the nice white coats have the BEST drugs
 
2014-08-24 12:19:14 PM  

Phineas: "Yet even though many may harbour deep suspicions about the role of the United States of America in this ugly episode and even though many may finger her "

stopped reading there, had to go fap


i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-24 12:22:33 PM  

Phineas: "Yet even though many may harbour deep suspicions about the role of the United States of America in this ugly episode and even though many may finger her "

stopped reading there, had to go fap


Lady liberty isn't picky.

Tired, hungry, poor... She kind of has a thing for third-world countries.
 
2014-08-24 12:25:34 PM  
Eblola
 
2014-08-24 12:25:35 PM  
He's right, you know.  Plus, the Illuminati unjustly frown upon chopping up albinos for magic purposes and they're the cause of all of the disappearing penis outbreaks.  Will their crimes against the Third World go unpunished?

/ Stopped reading after 5 paragraphs.
// Just want to know, did he mention chemtrails, too?  If he didn't, he's not seeing the big picture.
 
2014-08-24 12:26:11 PM  
I as one American, will promise to consider your views with an open mind if you will promote the following things in your country:

1-Tell Nigerians to stop eating dangerous bushmeat such as bats.  That is rabies on a stick.
2-Tell Nigerians to stop touching people suffering from outbreaks of ebola or corpses suffering during funerals.
 
2014-08-24 12:30:22 PM  

Enemabag Jones: I as one American, will promise to consider your views with an open mind if you will promote the following things in your country:

1-Tell Nigerians to stop eating dangerous bushmeat such as bats.  That is rabies on a stick.
2-Tell Nigerians to stop touching people suffering from outbreaks of ebola or corpses suffering during funerals.


I read that as
2. Tell Nigerians to stop touching people suffering from outbreaks of ebola or corpse surfing during funerals.
 
2014-08-24 12:34:43 PM  
Wow. I bet my old pastor would eat that with a spoon.
 
2014-08-24 12:35:17 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-24 12:36:11 PM  

Enemabag Jones: 2-Tell Nigerians to stop touching people suffering from outbreaks of ebola or corpses suffering during funerals.


Corpses don't 'suffer'. It would be good if they stop touching infected corpses though.
 
2014-08-24 12:38:23 PM  

listernine: Enemabag Jones: I as one American, will promise to consider your views with an open mind if you will promote the following things in your country:

1-Tell Nigerians to stop eating dangerous bushmeat such as bats.  That is rabies on a stick.
2-Tell Nigerians to stop touching people suffering from outbreaks of ebola or corpses suffering during funerals.

I read that as
2. Tell Nigerians to stop touching people suffering from outbreaks of ebola or corpse surfing during funerals.


corpse surfing?
 
2014-08-24 12:38:41 PM  
lolpics.se
 
2014-08-24 12:39:46 PM  

Phineas: "Yet even though many may harbour deep suspicions about the role of the United States of America in this ugly episode and even though many may finger her "

stopped reading there, had to go fap


Reported!!  but funny
 
2014-08-24 12:39:55 PM  

listernine: corpse surfing during funerals.


news.bbc.co.uk
 
2014-08-24 12:41:32 PM  
www.paulzindel.com
 
2014-08-24 12:43:27 PM  
Didn't Weird Al just make a song about this?

/From the beginning if you want to watch the whole thing.
 
2014-08-24 12:45:35 PM  

JohnnyC: Enemabag Jones: 2-Tell Nigerians to stop touching people suffering from outbreaks of ebola or corpses suffering during funerals.

Corpses don't 'suffer'. It would be good if they stop touching infected corpses though.


i.ytimg.com
 
2014-08-24 12:45:35 PM  
Is it Conspiracy Sunday?  We've already had threads on Malaysian Air 370, the CIA assassinating Nixon, and Ebola.
 
2014-08-24 12:59:36 PM  

duke3522: Reported!!


I'm new here, so just bear with me on this, but where is the 'report', and if there isn't one, can someone link to the thread that this meme came to life.

/I get the sarcasm, but not why I'm supposed to enjoy it.
 
2014-08-24 01:02:24 PM  
[Citation(s) please]
 
2014-08-24 01:03:16 PM  
Nigerian article explaining Ebola stays sane for the first sentence

You have a very loose definition of "sanity," submitter.
 
2014-08-24 01:06:04 PM  
Ebola too? I thought the US was only responsible for creating aids. Different groups of blah people targeted I guess.
 
2014-08-24 01:08:26 PM  
This guy said everything except "send me money because I am a deposed African Prince"
 
2014-08-24 01:08:43 PM  
Elegy:

[i.imgur.com image 583x558]

awesome.
 
2014-08-24 01:08:55 PM  
Pocket Ninja?
 
2014-08-24 01:09:57 PM  

Retard Wrangler: Ebola too? I thought the US was only responsible for creating aids. Different groups of blah people targeted I guess.


It's actually one disease, ebaidsla.  The CIA Illuminati masterminds just want you to THINK it's two different diseases.  Study it out!
 
2014-08-24 01:12:20 PM  

uttertosh: duke3522: Reported!!

I'm new here, so just bear with me on this, but where is the 'report', and if there isn't one, can someone link to the thread that this meme came to life.

/I get the sarcasm, but not why I'm supposed to enjoy it.


http://fark.com/comments/8378910/Were- adding-misogyny-to-Fark-moderato r-guidelines-DIT-Drew

/HTML is hard on mobile
 
2014-08-24 01:13:54 PM  
I have a cure. I am the minister of Infectious Diseases and have been directed to get it to Nigeria along with cash for its distribution. Just send me your bank account details and I'll transfer it and $11 million to you.
 
2014-08-24 01:14:16 PM  
If you could time travel back to Black Death-era medieval Europe, would you consider it worth it to try to explain to folks there what they needed to change in the way they practiced science, medicine and hygiene in order to mitigate the plague? Or would you just go, "Fark it. Those people don't listen to reason. I'm staying the hell out of that mess!"? I feel like that's the appropriate anal-ogy to describe our view of this from the cheap seats.
 
2014-08-24 01:26:09 PM  
Africa, not even once!
 
2014-08-24 01:28:08 PM  

uttertosh: duke3522: Reported!!

I'm new here, so just bear with me on this, but where is the 'report', and if there isn't one, can someone link to the thread that this meme came to life.

/I get the sarcasm, but not why I'm supposed to enjoy it.


There are some new posting guidelines than prohibit misogyny and rape jokes, and a number of the old boys are really, really butthurt about it.
 
2014-08-24 01:41:53 PM  
old boys

Farking reported, you sick woman.
 
2014-08-24 01:45:23 PM  
eBowling League

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2014-08-24 01:46:29 PM  

ciberido: uttertosh: duke3522: Reported!!

I'm new here, so just bear with me on this, but where is the 'report', and if there isn't one, can someone link to the thread that this meme came to life.

/I get the sarcasm, but not why I'm supposed to enjoy it.

There are some new posting guidelines than prohibit misogyny and rape jokes, and a number of the old boys are really, really butthurt about it.


Rape joke reported.
 
2014-08-24 01:54:24 PM  
Reaction to TFA: FFS
 
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