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(Daily Mail)   CIA tried to assassinate Nixon twice, says Nixon aide   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 107
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2014-08-24 08:37:45 AM  
Roger Stone should spend more time with his wife, Morgan Fairchild, etc.
 
2014-08-24 08:47:09 AM  
Exactly. Oliver Stone's movies about JFK and Nixon are probably made more factual than this AW's books.
 
2014-08-24 08:49:28 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Say what you will about Nixon, but the man was rocking the mullet look a decade ahead of everyone else.
 
2014-08-24 09:28:47 AM  
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-08-24 11:23:25 AM  
I know there really isn't any good reason to read a Daily Fail article in the first place, but if you are going to do it, is there ever a reason to read past the bullet points? They always seem to cover the whole PoS article.
 
2014-08-24 11:32:07 AM  
The man never drank a Duff in his entire life.
 
2014-08-24 11:34:11 AM  
My thousand yard stare...this is it.
 
2014-08-24 11:35:42 AM  
Explosive new book? More like explosive diarrhea, amirite?
 
2014-08-24 11:38:47 AM  

Ghastly: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x670]

Say what you will about Nixon, but the man was rocking the mullet look a decade ahead of everyone else.


My dad liked Nixon.  Now I like Bush 41.

/Carter is still aweswome, and RIP Ford
//I'd hit that:
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-08-24 11:40:36 AM  
Daily Mail is written by schizophrenics and should be ignored
 
2014-08-24 11:40:45 AM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-08-24 11:46:51 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-24 11:48:13 AM  
What a sad little man. This is James O'Keefe if he lives.
 
2014-08-24 11:50:08 AM  
Seems legit.
 
2014-08-24 11:54:17 AM  
Stupid did the work, but conspiracy is trying to take the credit.
 
2014-08-24 11:54:22 AM  
Nixon : Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
Ford : No, but I can pardon you.
 
2014-08-24 11:56:47 AM  
The definitive statement about Nixon was done by Peter Sellers in a little known recording called The Missing Tapes.
 
2014-08-24 11:57:19 AM  
izquotes.com
 
2014-08-24 11:57:29 AM  
How did that man ever get elected? He had the charisma of a garden slug.
 
2014-08-24 11:59:48 AM  
Roger Stone's tattoo. This is not 'shopped.

pbs.twimg.com

Roger Stone's hobby
www.democraticunderground.com

/ Uggh, I shouldn't have done that before lunch
 
2014-08-24 12:02:10 PM  

namegoeshere: How did that man ever get elected?


The same way every Republican has been elected in the past 40 years.

With the votes and campaign donations of the wealthy, plus an appeal to racist whites.
 
2014-08-24 12:03:53 PM  
Thank god we vote better now.
 
2014-08-24 12:08:36 PM  

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Thank god we vote better now.


LOL
 
2014-08-24 12:17:00 PM  
*hands JWP a beautiful ice cold glass of tea*
 
2014-08-24 12:22:20 PM  

Kittypie070: *hands JWP a beautiful ice cold glass of tea*


Well thank you.
I'll have some jerky ready in about 6 hours.
Want some?
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-24 12:24:46 PM  

namegoeshere: How did that man ever get elected? He had the charisma of a garden slug.


Read this book:

covers.openlibrary.org
 
2014-08-24 12:31:01 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Kittypie070: *hands JWP a beautiful ice cold glass of tea*

Well thank you.
I'll have some jerky ready in about 6 hours.
Want some?
[img.fark.net image 850x637]


Oh mercy :P

That's gonna be delish.
 
2014-08-24 12:40:17 PM  
WAIT, I'm not dead yet


img.fark.net
 
2014-08-24 12:41:48 PM  
media.cmgdigital.com

RIP OTIS NIXON
 
2014-08-24 12:41:50 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: I know there really isn't any good reason to read a Daily Fail article in the first place, but if you are going to do it, is there ever a reason to read past the bullet points? They always seem to cover the whole PoS article.


FT bullet points:  The agencies wanted room to run in Vietnam but Nixon turned dovish and began a troop withdrawal after his stunning White House victory in 1968

[stoppedreadingrightthere.jpg]
 
2014-08-24 12:44:57 PM  

jaytkay: namegoeshere: How did that man ever get elected?

The same way every Republican has been elected in the past 40 years.

With the votes and campaign donations of the wealthy, plus an appeal to racist whites.


Unlike the Democrats who buy votes with entitlement programs and welfare?
 
2014-08-24 12:47:08 PM  
Get the preposition right. On Key Biscayne, not in Key Biscayne.

/Key Rat.
//Nixon's winter white house was the beginning of the end for our island paradise.
///That, and air conditioning.
 
2014-08-24 12:49:20 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-24 12:51:26 PM  

Lee451: jaytkay: namegoeshere: How did that man ever get elected?

The same way every Republican has been elected in the past 40 years.

With the votes and campaign donations of the wealthy, plus an appeal to racist whites.

Unlike the Democrats who buy votes with entitlement programs and welfare?


--------------------------------------------------------------------- - -----------------
hahaha,
thats a bazinga
 
2014-08-24 12:51:41 PM  

Lee451: jaytkay: namegoeshere: How did that man ever get elected?

The same way every Republican has been elected in the past 40 years.

With the votes and campaign donations of the wealthy, plus an appeal to racist whites.

Unlike the Democrats who buy votes with entitlement programs and welfare?


-40/10
 
2014-08-24 12:52:03 PM  

Lee451: jaytkay: namegoeshere: How did that man ever get elected?

The same way every Republican has been elected in the past 40 years.

With the votes and campaign donations of the wealthy, plus an appeal to racist whites.

Unlike the Democrats who buy votes with entitlement programs and welfare?


Lee Atwater is shining down on you.
 
2014-08-24 01:06:35 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Kittypie070: *hands JWP a beautiful ice cold glass of tea*

Well thank you.
I'll have some jerky ready in about 6 hours.
Want some?
[img.fark.net image 850x637]


That makes me sad. Jerky is a waste of good meat. Suck all the moisture out and turn it into salty leather strips? Bleh.
 
2014-08-24 01:07:37 PM  
This reads like it came from Pravda. Make shiat up and someone will publish it.
 
2014-08-24 01:09:38 PM  
... says explosive new book ...

It might as well have said, "Be sure to drink your ovaltine."

/A crummy ad?
//Sonofa...
 
2014-08-24 01:09:44 PM  
Lyndon Johnson had hammered out a cease--fire agreement in 1968, but Nixon's people went round behind the scenes to stop it, thus keeping Humphrey out of the White House and prolonging the war four more years.

That was plain flat--out treason, Nixon was a private citizen at the time.
 
2014-08-24 01:10:00 PM  
I knew it!
 
2014-08-24 01:11:56 PM  

WilderKWight: jehovahs witness protection: Kittypie070: *hands JWP a beautiful ice cold glass of tea*

Well thank you.
I'll have some jerky ready in about 6 hours.
Want some?
[img.fark.net image 850x637]

That makes me sad. Jerky is a waste of good meat. Suck all the moisture out and turn it into salty leather strips? Bleh.


I add ZERO salt.
Nothing but mango and habenero. I don't Totally dehydrate batches like this, so it has to be consumed quickly.
It's easy to eat and is pretty much meat candy.
 
2014-08-24 01:19:24 PM  
I'm sorry they failed.
 
2014-08-24 01:25:05 PM  
38.media.tumblr.com

I just can't stop playing with Mullet Nixon.
 
2014-08-24 01:26:38 PM  

dangelder: Lee451: jaytkay: namegoeshere: How did that man ever get elected?

The same way every Republican has been elected in the past 40 years.

With the votes and campaign donations of the wealthy, plus an appeal to racist whites.

Unlike the Democrats who buy votes with entitlement programs and welfare?

Lee Atwater is shining down on you.


Uh; Lee Atwater isn't looking down, that POS is looking up.
 
2014-08-24 01:30:38 PM  

germ78: I'm sorry they failed.



We don't want Richard Sh*t Nixon the Martyr in any of our alternate timelines.

/read too much Harlan Ellison way back when
 
2014-08-24 01:34:18 PM  

Lee451: jaytkay: namegoeshere: How did that man ever get elected?

The same way every Republican has been elected in the past 40 years.

With the votes and campaign donations of the wealthy, plus an appeal to racist whites.

Unlike the Democrats who buy votes with entitlement programs and welfare?


I'm ok with this.
 
2014-08-24 01:36:49 PM  

Johnny Bananapeel: Get the preposition right. On Key Biscayne, not in Key Biscayne.


Daily Fail is based in Great Britain, and therefore written in English, not American English.
 
2014-08-24 01:48:19 PM  
Chuck Barry was onto something.
 
2014-08-24 01:48:58 PM  

macadamnut: Johnny Bananapeel: Get the preposition right. On Key Biscayne, not in Key Biscayne.

Daily Fail is based in Great Britain, and therefore written in English, not American English.


Then in the US we should be saying, "the man is now recovering, he is on hospital".
 
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