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(SeattlePI)   ABC to celebrate the best of Schoolhouse Rock with a new special, maybe even do a "where are they now" feature on some past favorites, if they can peel the Bill's weeping, violated carcass out of the House   (seattlepi.com ) divider line
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2014-08-24 08:51:18 AM  
Bill has been superseded by onboard cameras on buses and at the stop sign, providing company taking 70 percent of the cut.
 
2014-08-24 09:49:24 AM  
33.media.tumblr.com
INTERJECTIONS!
 
2014-08-24 09:53:46 AM  
We will soon find out the terrifying  truefunction of Conjunction Junction.  Oh, you thought it was just about hooking up words and phrases and clauses?  You fools.  You poor blind fools.
 
2014-08-24 10:43:44 AM  
Subby missed a clenis joke opportunity
 
2014-08-24 10:46:05 AM  
"There oughta be a law" is one of the most dangerous phrases in the English language.
 
2014-08-24 10:48:28 AM  

Ennuipoet: [33.media.tumblr.com image 500x384]
INTERJECTIONS!


i.ytimg.com
 
2014-08-24 11:22:07 AM  
The timing of this submission was quite appropriate considering I just watched this:

http://vimeo.com/24701987
 
2014-08-24 11:32:52 AM  
Circumcision Decision!
 
2014-08-24 11:44:17 AM  
Bob Dorough wrote and sang most of the SHR classics. Guy was a genius. He's 90 and still kicking.

/ fav is " My Hero, Zero"
 
2014-08-24 11:48:09 AM  
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, get your adverbs here.
 
2014-08-24 12:09:56 PM  

dittybopper: "There oughta be a law" is one of the most dangerous phrases in the English language.


At least there's no law against saying hackneyed shiat.
 
2014-08-24 12:20:33 PM  
theconservativetreehouse.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-24 12:29:03 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: Circumcision Decision!



Genital Mutilation Debation?
 
2014-08-24 12:30:07 PM  
3 Is a Magic Number is obviously the best song hands down. Any version. Original, Blind Melon's or even De la Soul.
 
2014-08-24 12:30:59 PM  
I love the Blind Melon version of 'Three is a Magic Number' *


*This is a link to the YouTube video of Blind Melon doing 'Three is a Magic Number'
If you don't want to hear the version, then don't click the link. If you don't like the song, feel free to comment in a civil manner. Man, there was an incredible number of miserable, lonely FARK trolls and dickheads on yesterday...at least that was my experience.
 
2014-08-24 12:32:02 PM  
morethings.com
 
2014-08-24 12:33:54 PM  

By-Tor and the SnowDogmatix: 3 Is a Magic Number is obviously the best song hands down. Any version. Original, Blind Melon's or even De la Soul.


www.shrineofsaintjude.net
Agreed.
a 'smart' vote for you!
 
2014-08-24 12:34:01 PM  

Dahnkster: I love the Blind Melon version of 'Three is a Magic Number' *


*This is a link to the YouTube video of Blind Melon doing 'Three is a Magic Number'
If you don't want to hear the version, then don't click the link. If you don't like the song, feel free to comment in a civil manner. Man, there was an incredible number of miserable, lonely FARK trolls and dickheads on yesterday...at least that was my experience.


That was sweet. Thank you.
 
2014-08-24 12:55:11 PM  
i.ytimg.com
 
2014-08-24 01:43:43 PM  
Mr. Morton is my favorite.
What the predicate says he does.
 
2014-08-24 01:48:59 PM  
As a Gen Xer..this brings back fond memories...here's my fave.img.fark.net
 
2014-08-24 02:12:34 PM  
44 years old and can still recite the Preamble of the Constitution.

/of course, I have to sing it
 
2014-08-24 02:26:39 PM  

spottymax: 44 years old and can still recite the Preamble of the Constitution.

/of course, I have to sing it


Same here.  Waaaay back in elementary, we had a teacher who went on a tirade because she would not believe we had learned the Preamble from TV.  "You can't learn anything from TV!" she said.  I didn't tell her I learned to read at three years old from "Electric Company."
 
2014-08-24 02:28:46 PM  
 
2014-08-24 03:38:38 PM  

spottymax: 44 years old and can still recite the Preamble of the Constitution.

/of course, I have to sing it


I sing this part in the Adjectives S.H.R  to my 7 y.o. daughter...."He was a harry Bear,he was scary Bear..." even after all these years....46 y.o. kid is what my wife call's me.
 
2014-08-24 03:52:18 PM  
Daedalus27:

Enjoyed the Robot Chicken version, not sure if I'd seen it before. Plenty of truth in that one.  Both of your link shortcuts accidentally went to the same Robot Chicken YouTube link, so I am taking a chance a linking to the Robert Smigel SNL version for you. Hope that is the one you were featuring. Have a great day and thanks for the giggle!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3JLKw0q4kY
 
2014-08-24 04:04:34 PM  
Bill didn't make it out of the House; Conjunction Junction suffered a derailment; Jenny McCarthy
claimed interjections cause autism; three was declared to not be a magic number; Figure Eight
had a run-in with Tonya Harding......sob sob sob.
 
2014-08-24 04:19:23 PM  
No More King is my favorite:

lawrules.files.wordpress.com

http://youtu.be/t-9pDZMRCpQ
 
2014-08-24 06:48:14 PM  

Optimal_Illusion: spottymax: 44 years old and can still recite the Preamble of the Constitution.

/of course, I have to sing it

Same here.  Waaaay back in elementary, we had a teacher who went on a tirade because she would not believe we had learned the Preamble from TV.  "You can't learn anything from TV!" she said.  I didn't tell her I learned to read at three years old from "Electric Company."


You *did* remember "...of these United States..."?
 
2014-08-24 06:48:44 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: dittybopper: "There oughta be a law" is one of the most dangerous phrases in the English language.

At least there's no law against saying hackneyed shiat.


Are you saying there oughta be one?

Besides, didn't you read the rules?  Can't say the "S" word because it offends Fecal-Americans.
 
2014-08-24 08:07:35 PM  
I've always liked Lolly.

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-24 09:24:39 PM  
First one to post this?!


img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-08-24 09:27:00 PM  

natgab: No More King is my favorite:

[lawrules.files.wordpress.com image 425x314]

http://youtu.be/t-9pDZMRCpQ


It's called Taxation without Representation and it's not fair!
 
2014-08-24 10:28:03 PM  

Dahnkster: Daedalus27:

Enjoyed the Robot Chicken version, not sure if I'd seen it before. Plenty of truth in that one.  Both of your link shortcuts accidentally went to the same Robot Chicken YouTube link, so I am taking a chance a linking to the Robert Smigel SNL version for you. Hope that is the one you were featuring. Have a great day and thanks for the giggle!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3JLKw0q4kY


Yea I see that now, I cut and pasted it but maybe my fingers were off or something.  Anyway there is another Robot Chicken one that is Schoolhouse rockfish in tone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ns9djGa-7I (NSFWish language to be safe)
 
2014-08-24 10:29:45 PM  
I like the MadTV spoofs the best. 'Public School House Rock'
1.-Math http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHYtYE8_bzU
2. Dysfunction Junction http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6d2NNmNeBM
3. Interjections http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6d2NNmNeBM
4. Nouns http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcTj8eEA_kE
5. School Lunch (Lolly) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA2F1DguUQU
 
2014-08-24 10:53:34 PM  
After hearing "Word Crimes" the 1st thing I thought of was they should ask Al to revise all those concepts in his style.

Used to love those songs. Most of them anyway. Till they went and tried to update them pretty badly.
 
2014-08-25 08:02:32 AM  
 
2014-08-25 08:46:10 AM  
My three favorite SHR songs

3 - Fives (Here I Come): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_1x7V1sHd0

2 - Rufus Xavier Sasparilla: www.youtube.com/watch?v=koZFca8AkT0

1 - Figure 8: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCGNUo-XQJ8
 
2014-08-25 10:18:41 AM  
Silly Subby! Harry Reid is in the Senate not the House!  All those bills stuck on his desk are over there.  The House is just not writing the bills the president wants them to write.
 
2014-08-25 12:27:18 PM  
 
2014-08-25 01:36:17 PM  

uberaverage: Mr. Morton is my favorite.
What the predicate says he does.


really like the Skee-lo version of Mr. Morton.

g-ecx.images-amazon.com

this 'collection' was put out in 1996...
 
2014-08-25 03:18:36 PM  
Gotta go with "Lucky 7 Samson" as my fav.....Still love singing it in the car......Nowhere else, mind you....I can only get away with it in the car.....
 
2014-08-25 07:36:21 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Optimal_Illusion: spottymax: 44 years old and can still recite the Preamble of the Constitution.

/of course, I have to sing it

Same here.  Waaaay back in elementary, we had a teacher who went on a tirade because she would not believe we had learned the Preamble from TV.  "You can't learn anything from TV!" she said.  I didn't tell her I learned to read at three years old from "Electric Company."

You *did* remember "...of these United States..."?


Most of the time, even if it did throw the meter off a bit.
 
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